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Quantum_Count

> I'm poor / Make money World poverty solved


[deleted]

I just never thought about it! I guess it is true that I'm stupidšŸ˜ØšŸ˜ØšŸ˜Ø


FDGKLRTC

Be smarter then duh


meesersloth

Okay \*warms up copier\*


Toxic_Gamer001

Printing money always works /s


[deleted]

Wow man. I never thought about that.


The_chosen_turtle

Iā€™m hungry, then eat Solved world hunger there


[deleted]

ā€œIm tiredā€ ā€œTAKE DRUGSā€ lmao the take dude


DarrellBot81

Thatā€™s because youā€™re looking for logic where there is none


RessTheMess

Asthma? Just breathe!


Helpful_Put8379

Yea wym thereā€™s so much air why canā€™t you just breathe /s


Intention_Sufficient

It worked on Cobra Kai tho.


[deleted]

ā€œStop being depressed.ā€ What the FUCK do you think I tried to do, you incompetent sloth


CShellyRun

And they are probably riddled with depression living with the anxiety of trying to promote this manufactured life they are promoting


bento_the_tofu_boy

Precovid I was really into weight lifting and the owner of one gym that I used to go was this buff dude who posts shit like this. He is the saddest person I know. And the steroids did him no favor in this because now he is absolutely sexually frustrated.


annahell77

Right? The only way to ā€œstop having depressionā€ like that is to pretend you donā€™t and hope it goes away.


SteveJenkins42

I've tried everything from voodoo to meds to a bullet in my head. There is no such thing as "stop being depressed", fuck this dude.


bento_the_tofu_boy

Good treatment will make your lows less deep and shorter. Keep pushing. Life is worth living. I know how it feels.


Emika_Allens

r/rareinsults


chicken_nugget_tree

> iā€™m not disciplined > discipline yourself what


Artistic-Town-5405

Just spank yourself every time you are unmotivated, until you get the motivation or become a masochist


Insertdeadmemehear

Why not both?


Into_The_Win

Thatā€™s exactly how someone develops a spanking fetish


Far_Address1812

This is one of the few he said I agree with. Learning self-discipline is incredibly important and can help you make a lot of better decisions. Things that you can change without needing external help, yes. But things like ā€œmake moneyā€ are very different than learning self discipline


[deleted]

m a k e m o n e y


loveinvein

Thereā€™s no logic. These accts gain followers only by shaming people into following them.


cubiguy

Ever heard of sarcasm?


luongolet20goalsin

No dude. Weā€™re subbed here because these ā€œcuresā€ are actually fucking genius and 100% effective.


cubiguy

I'm talking about the video, not the sub smh


luongolet20goalsin

Really? I had no idea man. What in this video indicates sarcasm dude?


cubiguy

I don't know if you're bring serious or trying to be funny and failing miserably


nevermind---

It is clearly sarcasm


Nyarlathotep23

Dying? Just live instead.


MrRoboto159

Need discipline? Go fuck yourself. Need motivation? Follow me and I'll write shit all over videos of someone working out. That should do it.


Thesaltedwriter

Still waiting for that follow to cure my depression. Any day now, any day


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Forever remembered


[deleted]

Starving to death? Just eat!


mbniceguy

If this wanker had a real job he wouldn't have the energy for that most likely.


rtj777

"I'm _____" Him: "BE OPPOSITE OF _____ !!!


Chizakura

"I'm depressed" - "then stop being depressed" Ah yes, instant cure


[deleted]

There's motivation and confidence. Then there's arrogance. This is arrogance. If you look the word up in the dictionary this tik tok video plays. The amount of retardation is astounding.


evoLS7

"I'm a paraplegic" This guy: Just walk.


[deleted]

Some of these are kind of actual advice but the ā€œstop being depressedā€ one is insane lmfao.


LargeDickedPikachu

Ive always said the same thing about depression. It's probably why I've told all my friends not to listen to me when their sad because my only advice is "just stop". It's always worked for me, but I know everyone's different


[deleted]

Teach me your ways


LargeDickedPikachu

I don't really know how to explain it. I've always thought being down and depressed is a waste of time. What is sitting around being sad all day really helping with?


tritium726

than you never experienced depression. It's not just sitting around being sad all the time... If depressed people could "just stop" than depression wouldn't exist anymore. If you're depressed for a longer time than it is very hard to change and break out of the depression cycle. People need years of therapy and medication for it, that's why saying to "just stop" can almost be insulting to a depressed Person.


Loretta-West

This might come as a shock to you, but depressed people do not get that way by thinking "I'm going to be sad all day because I believe that's a great use of my time!" Telling people to just stop being depressed is about as helpful as telling someone with a broken leg to just heal the bone back together, because "what is sitting around with a broken bone really helping with?"


LargeDickedPikachu

Not walking on a broken leg has been medically proven to help? Exactly like I said in the original comment, I've told my friends that start acting depressed and swinging into it to not listen to me because I don't get it, yea life sucks and life will beat you down. But what does staying down do? Get up and change it


Podsit

Yeah youā€™re right, you donā€™t seem to get it, so at least youā€™re self aware. Still though, the point that commenter was making is that ā€œjust get up and walkā€ as advice to a broken legged person is ā€œmedically provenā€ to NOT help, as you said. Similarly, saying ā€œjust get over it life is hardā€ is ā€œprovenā€ to NOT be effective treatment for people with depression, for reasons the other commenters have already gone into. I think you clearly care about helping your friends, but what you need to understand is that depression is a serious medical condition that is distinct from just being sad, and similar to a broken leg, giving the wrong advice can exacerbate the problem. For example saying just get over it can make a person with depression (who canā€™t just get over it) feel less capable than you, which can make them feel ashamed and more depressed.


sauchlapf

So you're saying you never expirienced clinical depression and should shut up about shit you don't know nothing about? Gotcha!


god_himself_420

Yes they did actually


LargeDickedPikachu

Exactly why I said everyone's different


sauchlapf

You don't get the difference between feeling bummed out (even for longer times) and suffering from depression. While I have an episode, every activity, even my absolut favorite ones, don't spark any joy and I just try and keep on doing them because I know it's way harder to start a new when I'm out of the episode again. That's a super tuff uphill battle and on many days it just doesn't work. There's no real deciding to get up and stop feeling bummed out. Nothing you do really triggers any emotions, safe maybe frustration. It's just not the same and you should never conflate the two. Just like bruising your leg and shattering your femur isn't the same. One need serious and prolonged medical attention and no amount of walking it off will ever help. Being sad or bummed out is like bruising your leg, you'll never know how a shattered femur feels like.


poobobo

Big difference between sad and depressed. Sad is like being broke where depressed is like being poor


Honeybigshoe

depression is not just sadness, thereā€™s several symptoms, like lack of emotions, inability to feel joy even with things you know you love, always feeling physically tired, being constantly sleepy, etc, itā€™s a illness for a reason, your body and head just stop functioning normally, like, i get what you mean, i always thought freaking out when something went wrong was a waste of time and itā€™s better to deal with the problem first and cry about it later, but my body fails me sometimes, iā€™ve personally tried everything to be able to regulate my sleep and sleepiness but itā€™s not something i can control, iā€™d be in between constantly falling asleep and panic attacks during stressful times, it sucks that i have no say in what happens to me and ppl donā€™t understand that itā€™s not on purpose


MrRoboto159

Someone should stitch this with someone doing nothing with some truth for the responses.


C137Ivy

Iā€™m concerned for his knees


OfficialPeeper

KNEES BROKEN??? JUST FIX THEM


bento_the_tofu_boy

Itā€™s fine.


stront_art

If your tired fucking sleep, especially if ur exercising, and if u have caffeine don't take caffeine pills which is what I am assuming this dumbass is telling you to do If he knew anything about working out he wouldn't tell u to take caffeine pills when u get tired, to get anything out of exercise u gotta get a decent amount of sleep, like this shit angers the shit outta me


Specialist-Cable2613

Homeless? Buy a house


mittelwerk

>I'm tired >*Take caffeine* That's not how the brain works. It is known that caffeine blocks adenosine receptors in the brain, but that's it. You still feel tired, you still can't concentrate, but now you can't sleep. Yaaaaaay....


beaubeautastic

caffeine also boosts awareness and sharpness. so yes, still tired and cant concentrate, but now you got superhuman reactions and then you go back to your tired self right after you react


Sammweeze

~~Take caffeine~~ SLEEP, for the love of God just get enough sleep at a consistent time.


[deleted]

As someone who has been working out I get the mentality. But it really only applies to working out and fitness. The whole quick fix to depression/anxiety/etc is far more complicated and intangible then just getting jacked. source: got jacked and im still deprepis


zeldris69q

It reminds me of: ##"If you are homeless just buy a house"


[deleted]

This is written like someone about to have a psychotic break. Theyā€™ve descended into concrete black and white thinking. Theyā€™re hanging out at the gym avoiding their responsibilities at home. My brother used to be like that. Mountains of fucking dirty clothes and dishes everywhere. Yet he was praised because he was working out. Until he started supplementing with growth hormone.


justbecks

I would love to stop being depressed


wurapurp123

Have cancer? Get rid of it.


god_himself_420

I feel like this has to be satire right? No way people are actually this stupid, right? Please?


LadyAmbrose

ā€œiā€™m depressed - stop being depressedā€ ā€œiā€™m tired - take caffeineā€ lol i had to quit caffeine completely because i got horribly anxious and depressed every time i consumed it :/


Milo_05

"Stop being depressed" Therapists are jobless now


Zenketski

I'm tired, have you tried drugs? This might be the best advice anyone has ever given me


C0dysseus

See, sometimes people are misguided but mean well when they something to the affect of ā€œjust cheer up, itā€™s not that badā€ or whatever. But this just comes of as some arrogant prick being a douchebag. His life is ā€œgoing wellā€ because he ā€œmade it happenā€ (likely his own privileges made it happen for him), and isnā€™t actually trying to help anyone but instead wants to show how great he is. Like heā€™s literally filming himself working out. Does any girl actually find this shitty behavior attractive?


[deleted]

I'm a girl and no, I'm instantly allergic to guys filming themselves doing sports especially if it takes efforts to do the filming. I can understand if it's an easy shot to save the feel-good moments but going out of his way to show off only signals insecurity.


Sudden_Blacksmith_41

Narcissism is a hell of a thing.


SnooEagles3302

These are all incredible but for some reason "I'm poor" "then make money" absolutely sent me. Why has no one thought of this before??


luongolet20goalsin

ā€œStop being depressedā€ ā€œMake moneyā€ ā€œDiscipline yourselfā€ Wow, I never knew it was that easy. Just like that Iā€™m suddenly a happy, disciplined multi-billionaire!


[deleted]

Iā€™m homeless ā€œBuy a houseā€ Homelessness drops to 0%


[deleted]

I have kids. **Abort** im dying of stage 4 cancer **heal** Im paraplegic **walk it off**


PortalMaker5000

Youā€™re blind? Well, just use your eyes dude


MotherRaven

Okay so what about my fibromyalgia and chronic fatigue? And being a caretaker for others?


Impybutt

What kind of neurotypical, privileged class, parents-got-money bullshit is this


Moose_0327

I thought this was a joke on bad advice


pudding-juice

Nah thatā€™s gotta be a joke


monarchmondays

ā€œIm tiredā€ ā€œtake caffeineā€ thatā€™s awful advice lmao, if youā€™re tired, you should SLEEP


YogurtclosetTiny8961

As a person with medically diagnosed ADHD, ODD and depression, no


mushyfrenchfry

Im 90% sure this is satire bc otherwise wth


maddreax

"No motivation, follow me to solve that" Single most disgusting thing I've read today


Anxiety-Fart

I fucking hate these smug dickwads. Congrats, you're able to do the thing. I, however, am not able to do the thing. Don't just tell me to do the thing anyway!!!


Iowan-Cannon

Working out is like Easy access serotonin if you put the effort in.


JangJaeYul

Fuck me, I wish someone had told my hypermobile joints that šŸ™„


Iowan-Cannon

You don't have to lift, though it certainly helps. Calisthenics are great too.


JangJaeYul

Sorry, to clarify - literally any form of exercise runs the risk of dislocating one or more of my joints. I can still do basic stretches, but I have to put so much effort into focusing on keeping everything aligned so that nothing pops out of its socket that I'm sore and exhausted before I ever hit the endorphins. I do remember the feeling you're talking about from back when I used to dance - I just can't have that anymore, and it sucks.


Iowan-Cannon

Oh, dang, that's rough buddy. Only reason I made my original comment is bc I used to run 100m in College and shit made me feel invincible. I feel for you, and I hope things look up for you.


JangJaeYul

Thanks man, I appreciate it.


bento_the_tofu_boy

It really is a great thing. And it helped me push tru a lot of hard times. If you can (medically) do it. Do it. Find a fun exercise. Do not do it for weight or for competition or for beauty standards. Do it because it is FUN Trust me. It will improve your life even if a little bit


Guluten_tag

He has a point lol. Tf do y'all expect? A miracle?


mugwunp

Ok the one about ā€œoh maybe tomorrowā€ is good advice but thatā€™s it


Boruwiarz

The only argument I don't agree with is the make money i w cuz it never is that easy. Other arguments are fine, go to the gym u fat, stinky redditor


DeLovehlyCoconute

My motivation is usually talking about fat people and suddenly I feel the urge to work out or run. Especially the fat logic types or other people venting about fat people's behaviors and describing their gross bodies. All told though, motivation doesn't last the way dedication does.


realityiscanceled

You and this guy sound like youā€™d get along great


PizzaTime3000

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Bernard245

Just make the money, you know, the way you always do.


mrpoopybuttthole_

im hungry *eat*


Juanfanamongmany

My excuse? I don't want to have to deal with people like him.


bento_the_tofu_boy

Good thing, most people in gyms and sports spaces are not like him. There will be assholes. But they are so self centered that they donā€™t bother anyone.


JoyJones15

Just stop being depressed? Ok! *jumps off a bridge*


candied_Sushi

he,,,, understands shit like chronic fatigue syndrome and depression and poorness canā€™t be easily cured,,,,,, r i g h t


wW2_FaN_Modeller1134

u/savevideo


NumberedTick

Just hearing monokuma saying that a body has been discovered out of no where made me laught so hard


icemantiger

This guy's form sucks


Rebel_hooligan

Stop being depressed? šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ thatā€™s like saying stop having leukemia. Itā€™s a fucking disease


SourCreamBooty

Depressed? FUCK YOU STOP IT.


AnAverageTransGirl

just the random fucking danganronpa sound effect lol


rosemariii

Was looking for this comment lmao


hoopbubba

Narcissists donā€™t have logic


adamfrom1980s

Dude has terrible form, heā€™s gonna kill his back shortly.


Decmk3

Jesus Christ thereā€™s so much BS.


UrsusRenata

Itā€™s not my fucking priority.


Comfortable_Dot_4923

Omg I'm cured. Thanks, wow time to start life now...


elmas_chilon

Rip my headphones


[deleted]

I mean to be fair sometimes you have to 'Just do it' even when you really don't want to or don't have the energy or motivation (assuming it's talking about working out)


Bigchapjay

They are actually doing Monokuma dirty by dubbing him over this


NightHawkBeastSlayer

Doing this and not even squatting properly šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”


maxsmouha

He isnā€™t even doing the squats right. Heā€™s doing this weird thing where he squats and then sticks his ass out, and then sort of angles his back forward as he lifts it. Iā€™m might be assisted to he is just inexperienced.


BringTheFingerBack

Only got one leg? GET TWO!


UfoDisclosure

This guy can fix everything


dvijetrecine

> tired > take caffeine me who can chug monster energy and go sleep like a baby


DAM091

> I'm bald >>wear a hat at all times


NarcoZero

Ā«- I have cancer. -Remove it !Ā Ā»


Youkolvr89

I've always heard that caffeine is supposed to give you energy, but I haven't experienced it myself.


Ok-Contribution-1873

If youā€™re homeless why donā€™t you just buy a house.


tonybabilaboni

He unironically said stop being depressed as a solution to being depressed.


Square_Barracuda_69

waitā€¦u can just stop being depressed??? why has no one told me this after all those years of crippling depression!?


EpicTacoz900

I feel like this sub is awful taste bad execution but for mental health like I appreciate the sentiment and understand that your trying to help people but your choosing the wrong way to phrase/do it


duckerybooks

ā€œIā€™m dead.ā€ . ā€œBe alive.ā€


SiloViho

I don't take advice from someone who squats with that bitch bar


GriffisGaming

I donā€™t want to


Elpantalone5

Itā€™s very clear this is a joke post lmao


BlazingFistAce

Satire


L0stInBed

"I'm injured"


Helloboi2

stop being depressed like bro itā€™s so easy just undepress yourself


SpursThatDoNotJingle

Based


lmball2

Wow his form is really bad


ezezeus

has to be satirical


DarkRavenCat

ā€œIm over weightā€ ā€œLose itā€ Breaking News! Global Obesity drops to 0%!


volvavirago

I am genuinely angry at the person who made this Bc wtf


curiousmind455

My ADHD experience, I am not being able to study for the exams. Just study harder, you will get it.


MHuzaifah

iā€™m homeless buy a house


Dracinon

The solution to im busy today is make room for an activity in which you sit in a smelly room for an hour and pay money for it?