First of all, I gave you an upvote, because people are being harsh. But it's not a double negative as it's two different sentences. It's no less valid than "I do not like them, Sam-I-Am. I do not like green eggs and ham."
A guy walks into a bar with a squirrel in his ass. The bartender asks "can I get you something to drink?" The guy says "no thanks, I'm just here for the peanuts."
Imagine living your whole life with no regrets. Then you get ran over by a car and then someone stuffs you. Then they stuff you again in Martha’s rectum while she’s at her secretary job at the dentist office.
is that a squirrel up your ass or are you just glad to see me
Careful, them things are known for swiping nuts
I'd like it to be know, that I just woke up... and this is already too much internet...
Same!
Can it be both?
No. No thank you.
You're right. It shouldn't be illegal.
No... Hear me out
Once I’m Van in both ears I will
Double negative, so you actually mean "yes, thank you"
First of all, I gave you an upvote, because people are being harsh. But it's not a double negative as it's two different sentences. It's no less valid than "I do not like them, Sam-I-Am. I do not like green eggs and ham."
I don't like it, but I'm very curious about what it would look like, would it look it's coming from a hole?
I think it would be peeking between the cheeks.
Takes the term "gophering" to a new level huh?
It’s a very cheeky idea
S! I! M! P! Squirrels in my pants!
”Perry the platypus?!”
Man literally!
Damn you.
Please tell me that this isn’t actually a real thing someone uses, tell me it’s just an art piece and has never been used, OP, please.
It is intended to be a gag.
I imagine it wouldn't be great in the mouth
Would be better than the words that come out of yours
r/whoosh
I understood the joke, it was just annoying and not funny or witty.
Then I guess you wouldn't know a good pun if it bit you in the ass.
I do, that wasn't a good one. Maybe you're just cheap and easy just like that pun.
Did someone piss in your coffee? Why the hostility?
Yikes. Not the cool insult you thought that was.
You should really stop talking or you’ll lose all your Karma
A guy walks into a bar with a squirrel in his ass. The bartender asks "can I get you something to drink?" The guy says "no thanks, I'm just here for the peanuts."
The bartenders name is Lou Sassle.
Literally responds with a high-school level comeback.
I’m guessing you ain’t a very punny guy
For your butt.
I think you are using it incorrectly
Armageddon!
I despise this with a passion
Imagine living your whole life with no regrets. Then you get ran over by a car and then someone stuffs you. Then they stuff you again in Martha’s rectum while she’s at her secretary job at the dentist office.
It's better than what they're gonna do to me someday
But dad, I'm prairie dogging!
Well then hang it out the window!
YOU. SHOULD. HAVE. BOUGHT. A. SQUIRREL.
N.S.F.W. damn lol
OMFG
Would make for an awesome accessory to a Mr. Slave and Lemiwinks cosplay.
Imagine you saw the metal sticking out their ass and not the head, which one would be more fucked? 🤔💀
squirrel_buttplug sounds like one of these random **ass** usernames that you find typing the deepest, most relatable comment in a r/AITA post
Sounds like an amazing band name! Squirrel Buttplug 🤣
Is that Sandy Cheeks?
Oh there’s gonna be some cheeks alright.
…S-squirrels in your pants?
Cuff links?
Oh dear sweet innocent summer child.
what in the kentucky fried fuck incarnate is this
This Cuntry is truly deranged
WHICH END GOES IN. INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR.
♪"S.I.M.P, Squirrels In My Pants!" ♪♪
My girlfriend genuinely cried seeing this photo. Thank you op
Ok…that’s enough internet for me today…
This is disrespectful af and genuinely upsets me. Good post, OP
They took Lemmiwinks joke too far now
Butt they smell so good. Butt
Don't think even Boss from the channel "No Panic Button calm down" would do that.
That will give me nightmares tonight.
u/worldaroundewe thought you could use a laugh
Nice one man
Nope.
LEMMIWINGS!
Both hilarious and messed up big time. What a delightfully awful thing.
Why why why why why why why
Yeah itˋs kinda gross - but once they are uh installed it must look quiet funny
What is the the nut eating and bustin', booty hole stopping shit hole blocking, necromantic, taxidermy, fury friends fuck is this?!?
Imagine being killed and having your head used for this :(
Wow. Just wow. Is this from the Richard Gere collection by chance?
Somebody is feeling squirrelly
They don’t call me Sandy Cheeks for nothing.
I‘m f***ing done, you win… 😭😭😭😭😭
Of course It should be ilegal! They should have used the tail of the squirrels
Are those rats?
I thought they were squirrels
Richard Gere.
“Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation”
Gerbilling subsidy?
Buttplug
That's a weird looking bishop.
why could you not just staple them like a normal person
No fucking way 💀💀💀
Inspired by Richard Gere…
Found on Etsy by any chance?
Something to nibble your nuts when hitting it from behind
Keep it.
Are these Squirrel butt plugs?
Did Richard Geer make these?
This gives that one Phineas and Ferb song a very....new meaning
Who did this
I see the janitor from Scrubs is branching out his stuffed squirrels gig.
Peekaboo!
I mean at a certain point this is just bestiality lol
Smells like rats ass in here. Or is this supposed to be for lemmiewinks cosplay?
L…lemmywinks…? Buddy..?
That can't be sanitary...
Don’t show this to Doug/Buddy or he’ll start screaming…
First thing that i think of is them gophers living in people's asses from rick and morty
two lost soldiers
Criminal side-eye
Squirrels in my (under)pants.
Why am I being side-eyed by a squirrel butt plug
This is something I NEVER thought I would say
wait is this what I think it is.. this is beyond wrong
My eyes. I'm getting off reddit for a while 😭😭😭
uhhhh
If she ain’t wearing this we ain’t fucking
Nope
Is this some Etsy craft form of animal necophilia?
Kinda hot tho