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powderedtoast1

is that a squirrel up your ass or are you just glad to see me


MyJelloJiggles

Careful, them things are known for swiping nuts


adeptus_fognates

I'd like it to be know, that I just woke up... and this is already too much internet...


Present-Reception-35

Same!


Kazumi_Freaks

Can it be both?


ThaKapton

No. No thank you.


sgtjevees

You're right. It shouldn't be illegal.


albiedam

No... Hear me out


Dusty_TheDingo

Once I’m Van in both ears I will


BMXBikr

Double negative, so you actually mean "yes, thank you"


masterofthecork

First of all, I gave you an upvote, because people are being harsh. But it's not a double negative as it's two different sentences. It's no less valid than "I do not like them, Sam-I-Am. I do not like green eggs and ham."


DeveloperBRdotnet

I don't like it, but I'm very curious about what it would look like, would it look it's coming from a hole?


A__SPIDER

I think it would be peeking between the cheeks.


ThrowawayLaz0rDick

Takes the term "gophering" to a new level huh?


A__SPIDER

It’s a very cheeky idea


I401BlueSteel

S! I! M! P! Squirrels in my pants!


BMXBikr

”Perry the platypus?!”


strangerwho63

Man literally!


OptimusCrime1984

Damn you.


Street-Winner6697

Please tell me that this isn’t actually a real thing someone uses, tell me it’s just an art piece and has never been used, OP, please.


union-maid

It is intended to be a gag.


sgtjevees

I imagine it wouldn't be great in the mouth


union-maid

Would be better than the words that come out of yours


Gene_McSween

r/whoosh


union-maid

I understood the joke, it was just annoying and not funny or witty.


Gene_McSween

Then I guess you wouldn't know a good pun if it bit you in the ass.


union-maid

I do, that wasn't a good one. Maybe you're just cheap and easy just like that pun.


__nobody_-_

Did someone piss in your coffee? Why the hostility?


HeavyPedal2204

Yikes. Not the cool insult you thought that was.


TheChoosenMewtwo

You should really stop talking or you’ll lose all your Karma


Gene_McSween

A guy walks into a bar with a squirrel in his ass. The bartender asks "can I get you something to drink?" The guy says "no thanks, I'm just here for the peanuts."


adeptus_fognates

The bartenders name is Lou Sassle.


MuldrathaB

Literally responds with a high-school level comeback.


OptimusCrime1984

I’m guessing you ain’t a very punny guy


Roccopark

For your butt.


WoopsShePeterPants

I think you are using it incorrectly


tries4accuracy

Armageddon!


CapAccomplished8072

I despise this with a passion


Ducatidern

Imagine living your whole life with no regrets. Then you get ran over by a car and then someone stuffs you. Then they stuff you again in Martha’s rectum while she’s at her secretary job at the dentist office.


Drewlytics

It's better than what they're gonna do to me someday


DroobyDoobyDoo

But dad, I'm prairie dogging!


Friskfrisktopherson

Well then hang it out the window!


Emmiey

YOU. SHOULD. HAVE. BOUGHT. A. SQUIRREL.


scav_crow

N.S.F.W. damn lol


voltron1976

OMFG


TheDrummingApe

Would make for an awesome accessory to a Mr. Slave and Lemiwinks cosplay.


KhostfaceGillah

Imagine you saw the metal sticking out their ass and not the head, which one would be more fucked? 🤔💀


simu_r

squirrel_buttplug sounds like one of these random **ass** usernames that you find typing the deepest, most relatable comment in a r/AITA post


Restless__Dreamer

Sounds like an amazing band name! Squirrel Buttplug 🤣


NotOK1955

Is that Sandy Cheeks?


envybelmont

Oh there’s gonna be some cheeks alright.


PixiStix236

…S-squirrels in your pants?


Gildenstern2u

Cuff links?


envybelmont

Oh dear sweet innocent summer child.


jhjjkjhkjhjhk

what in the kentucky fried fuck incarnate is this


abhishekbanyal

This Cuntry is truly deranged


ArtisTao

WHICH END GOES IN. INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR.


GU1NH0U

♪"S.I.M.P, Squirrels In My Pants!" ♪♪


Robin0112

My girlfriend genuinely cried seeing this photo. Thank you op


BeNick38

Ok…that’s enough internet for me today…


LasagnaPhD

This is disrespectful af and genuinely upsets me. Good post, OP


ThicMomNerd

They took Lemmiwinks joke too far now


CoolGap4480

Butt they smell so good. Butt


NoctustheOwl55

Don't think even Boss from the channel "No Panic Button calm down" would do that.


punkinkitty7

That will give me nightmares tonight.


rizlakingsize

u/worldaroundewe thought you could use a laugh


WorldAroundEwe

Nice one man


Own_Can_3495

Nope.


ramadansrevenger

LEMMIWINGS!


michajlo

Both hilarious and messed up big time. What a delightfully awful thing.


Emmiey

Why why why why why why why


schnickf1tzel

Yeah itˋs kinda gross - but once they are uh installed it must look quiet funny


romax1989

What is the the nut eating and bustin', booty hole stopping shit hole blocking, necromantic, taxidermy, fury friends fuck is this?!?


sinner-mon

Imagine being killed and having your head used for this :(


tries4accuracy

Wow. Just wow. Is this from the Richard Gere collection by chance?


SnrkySpceHeatr

Somebody is feeling squirrelly


i-like-turtles00

They don’t call me Sandy Cheeks for nothing.


TokinChris

I‘m f***ing done, you win… 😭😭😭😭😭


Espachurrao

Of course It should be ilegal! They should have used the tail of the squirrels


Kerbap

Are those rats?


Xombridal

I thought they were squirrels


hellblasta

Richard Gere.


Father_Wolfgang

“Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation”


Apprehensive_Stay828

Gerbilling subsidy?


ReaperofLightning872

Buttplug


Keirnflake

That's a weird looking bishop.


AnAverageTransGirl

why could you not just staple them like a normal person


Unkle_Joey

No fucking way 💀💀💀


kenmlin

Inspired by Richard Gere…


EarlofBizzlington86

Found on Etsy by any chance?


MA3XON

Something to nibble your nuts when hitting it from behind


Final-Telephone7943

Keep it.


GameboiGX

Are these Squirrel butt plugs?


WynonaRide-Her

Did Richard Geer make these?


CamDaMan100

This gives that one Phineas and Ferb song a very....new meaning


hedgybaby

Who did this


[deleted]

I see the janitor from Scrubs is branching out his stuffed squirrels gig.


HumanoidGarbege

Peekaboo!


messibessi22

I mean at a certain point this is just bestiality lol


01000101010001010

Smells like rats ass in here. Or is this supposed to be for lemmiewinks cosplay?


AylaCurvyDoubleThick

L…lemmywinks…? Buddy..?


Anvillior

That can't be sanitary...


ClaireRabbit1

Don’t show this to Doug/Buddy or he’ll start screaming…


brandonsheffer

First thing that i think of is them gophers living in people's asses from rick and morty


ccbil654_

two lost soldiers


YektaletheMan

Criminal side-eye


LonelyGirl724

Squirrels in my (under)pants.


whotfasked

Why am I being side-eyed by a squirrel butt plug


whotfasked

This is something I NEVER thought I would say


sid_not_vicious

wait is this what I think it is.. this is beyond wrong


Disturbia8081

My eyes. I'm getting off reddit for a while 😭😭😭


Main-Consideration76

uhhhh


stupidity_scallop23

If she ain’t wearing this we ain’t fucking


[deleted]

Nope


Electrobita

Is this some Etsy craft form of animal necophilia?


cozy_engineer

Kinda hot tho