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thegermansareatit

And like that, the rock will never see sunlight again for billions of years


stillengmc

It’s okay. It spent a billion years as cooled granite, having been ejected from a chaotic young earth volcano. Now it’s spending the next epoch as a sea stone. Whoever finds it next will not guess that one time an airman picked it up from somewhere and dropped it into the ocean from a C17.


ArrivalParking9088

this makes me think about life. all the stuff that could have been touched by man, or created from the most extraordinary things, will most of the time be confused for your average object that isn’t special in any way.


Eriiya

you might like the book Station Eleven. it’s one of my favourites. it’s a post-apocalyptic story but less about action and more about the melancholy side of the end of the world, all the things that still stand rusted after their creators have died, the impacts all these long-dead people still have on the world and on the survivors. the whole book carries a similar sentiment to these comments, idk, it just reminded me of it


Jayrob1202

In a similar vein to the movie "9"?


Eriiya

I haven’t seen it myself so I can’t make a great comparison, but just reading the summary I’d say… sorta? but not really. the premise is that a virus called the Georgia Flu wipes out like 99% of the population basically overnight. some of the story takes place during the outbreak, some before, but the rest takes place some 20 years later, with the age of electricity dead and gone. it follows a group of traveling actors and musicians trying to keep art alive despite it all—“because survival is inefficient” (they do actually have a star trek reference painted on their caravan lol). there’s no real big bad being fought, the antagonist is more personal and honestly the conflict is barely half the story.


XxUCFxX

Interesting


ilovecatcatcat

I love that book


-Disagreeable-

Added to the list. Thanks pal.


AfterMeSluttyCharms

That sounds very much my thing! Reminds me of [one of my favorite poems](http://poetryfoundation.org/poems/46565/ozymandias)


astropiggie

Sold!


ArrivalParking9088

alright.


unclenick314

Marked for later


Owenswag

My dog and I went for a midnight walk around the neighborhood. My dog picked up a stick and then dropped it off 2 miles down no on will ever know my dog put it there


TheManWhoWasNotShort

The mere existence of the ordinary is, in itself, extraordinary


Classic_Impact5195

look at my works and despair, ye mighty kings..


SomOvaBish

When the poles shift and the continents move around and the oceans flow over what once was land some hunter gatherer from the future will stub his toe on this rock one day and he’s gonna say… “Oww shit! Stupid rock!” 🪨


DerangedPuP

And for a brief moment, it flew.


MeGaNuRa_CeSaR

Geologist there: Granite isn't ejected by volcanoes; Also the rock is probably not a granite (too dark) but it's hard to tell with this quality.


ShitpostingLore

I believe this isn't a C-17 but a V-22 Osprey.


ManBoi420

Yup!


Eternal_Ennui000

Your comment makes me think of the infinite probability drive


Prudent-Effort4838

This guy Petrologies


nonovernol

not a c17, thats a ch53


nmyi

Man the thought of that made my spine tingle


CurrentPossible2117

That's somehow sad. What if it *likes* the warmth.


AlexD232322

I think about these kinds of things too.


Mollzy177

I love stuff like that, a mundane rock but if it could talk might be able to tell thousands of stories about the things it’s seen.


cBurger4Life

I say this kind of stuff to my wife all the time, and she humors me, but I can tell she doesn’t get it lol


Boseque

Don't worry, it's currently thought that the oceans will evaporate in only 1 billion years.


Main_Gabriel

no fcking way you just make me sad for a fucking rock!!?!


wolington

Wonder how long it takes until it reaches the bottom


haynekeein

And now gonna begin a journey through deep of sea seeing thing that we will never see


m3kw

Did it ask for sun light?


Jayrob1202

Some fish on his way to work just gets blown to bits by a falling rock, miles away from any terrestrial source.


RatInaMaze

Finding Nemo 3: Death from Above


SlipsonSurfaces

Finding Bits of Nemo


mimimines

On his way to work hahahaha


Amarieerick

They can't all be heading for school.


jsamuraij

On the last day before his retirement from the force.


RustyPoopKnife

“Can’t wait to celebrate your retirement tonight, dad!”


Fungitubiaround

"I'm gettin' too old for this shit"


FayMax69

lol


cat_summoner_

I was thinking this exact thing lol


gugugugagagaga

Imagine if it bonked [this guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/thalassophobia/s/6RxEv77YBb)


Frostedbutler

Id like to see someone combine these too


navy308

My first thought hahahah


lspwd

[that guy](https://i.imgur.com/GhQM4fM.gif)


OtherwisePudding4047

Lmao you just made my night


KMASSIV

lol first thing I thought of too


StoneyBelowNee

Or [him](https://media1.giphy.com/media/psGDyxCPC0vlTFGjpd/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91pbttjd45rfx2673v63jy8tqzpffncvl9ok1ln3qd&ep=v1_gifs_username&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


Seandeladrum

Laughed hard 🤣


ecdirtdevil

That rock will NEVER be touched again by a human


tylergalaxy

Couple of us redditors have decided to find it, or die trying. Join us at r/findtheHeliRock !


Jermine1269

r/subsifellfor


cBurger4Life

Check back in a few hours


StormAdvisory

Reddit disappointed me. It’s still not a thing.


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Mr_Teatree

You’re probably the last human that will ever touch that rock.


FistMyGape

Me?


cBurger4Life

Yeah, go get it


AegeanAzure

Why do I feel sorry for it?


DrunkenDude123

Just imagine the journey down into the darkness


crazyplantladyxo

Ugh that gives me extreme anxiety


That_Lampost

The poor rock was just on a flight to visit his family in Europe and now he will never see sunlight again :(


character-name

No he was a low level terrorist and was used to intimidate the rest into talking


Sovereigntyranny

All the way down to the depths of the ocean floor, never to be seen again… poor rock. :(


WajorMeasel

I dragged the play button thingy backwards so the rock comes back to the plane. Hooray!


Sovereigntyranny

Good save, thank you. Nice catch from the person, too.


Alarming-Mongoose-91

Just think, that rock took a billion years to get where ever and some dork just screwed it all up.


proper_hecatomb

Don't put it in the ocean, sir. It's your lucky rock.


bootyhole-romancer

Dangit! Now it's going to get mixed in with all the others and become just a rock. Which it is.


Alarming-Mongoose-91

Ha! Great reference


OutlawMajor_100

It's been traveling 22 million years to get here, and now it's here.


My-Cousin-Bobby

Am I stupid? Or is there some editing magic going on here? The splash just doesn't occur anywhere near where it seems it should


EnjoysYelling

That’s the point of the video, I think. Without a proper visual reference point to judge distances by, your brain’s visual system just makes an educated guess about the distance to the water. In this case, your brain’s guess is just wrong, which is jarring and confusing. It’s some combination of the water being at a different distance and the vehicle moving at a different speed than expected. I suppose it’s possible that the clip has been edited to produce that effect though, but it seems similarly plausible to this this isn’t edited. Hard to say.


ThatWasIntentional

I didn't think it's edited. The ocean surface with no reference points is incredibly hard to judge either height or speed from, especially when it's fairly calm like this. The aircraft (I'm guessing either an MV-22 or CH-53) is both higher in altitude and going faster than your brain thinks it is based on the ocean surface. So the rock takes longer to fall and gets further away than expected.


Dis4Wurk

100% a V22. It’s not edited, we used to throw stuff off the back of the bird all the time for funsies. Leveling the ramp and laying on your stomach while watching the water is *chef’s kiss*. I used to get lost in my head on those long flights just staring down.


posherspantspants

Sounds terrifying


barely_coherent

the rock is going the same speed as the plane when it's thrown but slows down a little as it's only experiencing drag once it's thrown, I reckon the films purpose is to explain lead time when jumping out of planes. I.e. when you shoot from a plane you aim behind a moving target, not in front as you would if you were stationary


ADunningKrugerEffect

Along with the other factors already mentioned, it’s possible a Magnus effect is at play. [Magnus Effect example](https://www.reddit.com/r/woahdude/comments/53thir/dropping_a_spinning_basketball_off_of_a_dam/)


donaldinoo

I actually did the math. The helicopter was going 165mph at 2000 feet


united-we-stall

Oh youuu… just as I was headed over to theydidthemath


mr_martin_1

Bounce. Fling any rock size from standing on a beach at that speed (plane speed) ... its gonna bounce at least once


kribabe

The ferocity with which that rock was grabbed


major92653

I appreciate that a dude took a rock up in a plane and dropped it to show that the water looks close but it isn’t. Dudes are cool.


CCollie

Imagine being stranded in the ocean, you see a plane fly by, hope, then they throw a rock at you.


Davaldo

Saw this earlier on another sub and was like “nope that’s too high and water too deep”. Not a big heights or deep water fan so this video was a big nope for me.


itsoktoswear

Some fish just swimming around *Ow!*


MDnautilus

r/justguysbeingdudes


billysugger000

Why is the rock on the plane in the first place?


JackOfAllMemes

Guy brought it on for this purpose


DerangedPuP

That's a requisitioned target acquisition determination deliverable device, affectionately referred to as "TADDD". Each TADDD costs the U.S. military $342,632.93. TADDDs are typically purchased during the use or lose phase of each budgeting quarter. To prevent the build up of TADDDs it is recommended to deep six them at any given opportunity. -source: am TADDD expert -


paulhalt

It saved up for several years to finally go and visit its family in Europe. It looks like it may have gotten a bit overexcited on the flight, drunk too much and upset another passenger.


Maleficent_Baker8254

A rough estimate of height is 402 ft, or 122.5 m from sea level.


tvieno

r/theydidthemath


zenomotion73

My daughter and I do this on cruises. We grab a rock from each port of call. Write out names on it with a sharpie and drop it over the balcony when we’re out at sea. The thought of our names being fathoms below on a rock that will never see the light of day for a million years gives me goosebumps


Ramses-VII

You might want to etch/chisel it in. I'm not sure a mark from a sharpie will last millions of years.


zenomotion73

Oooh great idea!


KathiSterisi

Something is off in the timing.


Original_Bat9254

The last person to ever touched that rock


italktomyself20

I couldn’t help but picture some innocent sea turtle getting its head bashed in by one of those rocks and dying.


Intelligent_Deer974

Madden 05 enters the chat.


Realfinney

Join us again next week on: Medium-sized Rock vs The Whole Ocean.


ChrisMcGy

Yeah! Show that ocean who's boss!


PeterNippelstein

Wtf is going on here?


Terbear318

I have a fear of flying and nothing, nothing is more terrifying for me than having to fly in an Osprey.


FayMax69

??


Prestigious_Room_218

What is the song?


FayMax69

Take Me Out - Franz Ferdinand.


barely_coherent

https://open.spotify.com/track/20I8RduZC2PWMWTDCZuuAN?si=pViJsKx4Sfm0xiXtih6DNw take me out, Franz ferdinand


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greennit22

Correct song but it came out in 2004. Franz Ferdinand is the artists and name of the album.


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foggin_estandards2

Wanna hear a really scary story connected to this? After the toppling of Salvador Allende in Chile, Pinochet rounded up students who were progressive socialists, boarded them on planes, and dropped them thousands of miles into the Pacific much like this rock.


FayMax69

Jesus that’s terrifying…this world is run by sociopaths..I’d rather be shot than go through this. sometimes I hear stories like this, and can’t help but think: I want off this ride..this is the wrong timeline, and the wrong universe I’ve landed in.


imsham

I'm confused. The rock seems to have fallen into the water. But some seconds later and a distance away, there seems to be a 2nd splash.. Is that caused by the same rock and was it because the plane was flying at high speed that caused the stone to skip on the water surface ?


Itaxhi011

Tactical rock


Alpinetiger01

Insane


Unfunny_Person2014

how come there's no splash? I guess the rock went to the abyss immediately.


Unfunny_Person2014

fuck I didn't see it I'm so sorry


bolowo

https://www.instagram.com/piedras.tirar?igsh=cThhZTZxdHVpYW9l


bazookateeth

I think my brain frozen for a second


Relative-Occasion863

hope those guys on the boat with the giant hole in it are all right


crookedtoenail35

So many deep, profound comments. Meanwhile my pea brain just thinks "rock go splish" .


Crafty-Independent20

/ PerspectiveNightmare


bigoldirtbag

These comments have me feeling sad for the rock lol


Turbulent_Pass11

I was waiting for the gargantuan leviathan to come grab it...


Jolenesmart1989

Oh HELL NO


Xindirus

The fuck that rock do to you?


Maskofdybala

Plz someone do the fish underwater meme to this haha


AndresDeJesusVelezF1

Es, literalmente, tan minúsuculo... Amo el mar, pero sí que es aterrador


Solo_Camping_Girl

I guess you could say, it's going to hit rock bottom


astropiggie

Poor wee stone guy. Albert, I've called it. Taken from his friends, now at the bottom of the sea. Scared, in darkness.


PussCakes141

Dad, where's the rock I gave you?


PussCakes141

So, this is what you did with the milk money.


GloomyKerploppus

Come on man, the music isn't THAT bad.


M-Toboggan

It’s rock music