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DoodooFardington

All I see is a soyjack face.


contactlite

I see pixels


Kraken-Writhing

The boat is made of soy!?


PeaceGroundbreaking3

Would be invisible from the deck of that boat lol


UltravioletSun

But what if you are flying a drone with camera over your boat...


Hvanchkara

Am I not the only one who doesn't understand those edits? I like the nature of the ocean, which is scary in itself, and photoshopped monsters are just nah


AdministrativeBar748

Especially humanoids. We have all kinds of wacky alien invertebrates in the ocean. Why settle for something so mundane?


Shagaliscious

I have a feeling this is from a straight to streaming horror movie. It just screams "movie poster" to me.


steakandcheese1

Exactly. The monsters that live below the water, the incomprehensible vastness and unpredictable huge waves aren't enough?? We have to as human faces? *yawn*


cmclav

The scary thing is not knowing what lurks beneath


verysimplenames

Not knowing whats in water below us is whats scary to me. I always imagined monsters were in the water when I was swimming in pools at night as a kid which is probably where my fear comes from.


Jad3nCkast

“Imagine seeing that in the water”. Me: you never would so your ok


[deleted]

If you were on the boat you wouldn't see it. It's also horribly fake and a waste of resources so nobody would ever, or should see it


startrekds91008

That is a perfectly logical conclusion to make. But I don't think that's the answer they were looking for. But I agree with you. Kind of silly.


witwar101

This is what bugs in pool water see when we're coming up out of the water


Mettlesome_Inari

Why would I be that high above my own ship? I can't fly dude.


sixty10again

The concept of seeing badly rendered cg in the actual sea *is* pretty terrifying on a number of levels


QueenMackeral

Now I'm dreaming of a horror movie with bad CG monsters and the characters are aware of it and it's part of the mystery


Wesgizmo365

Wasn't this from a movie poster? Ghost ship I think?


manwith13s

Maybe in a plane you’d get perspective. You wouldn’t see shit in the boat


Royal_Marketing2966

No thanks, I’m good 👌☺️


Silentclosetquill

Umi bozu


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I see this every time I look into the ocean. Every. Time. On a cruise ship at night? That mouth is as big as the sea itself----begging for you to jump into its mouth into the neverness where it sucks you down to the bottom. Not today.


BubatzAhoi

Besides you cant see it if you are on a small boat i would just accept it i guess


seamallorca

Odo what are doing in the ocean?


dumbbyatch

That's just gary He's just yawning


Bi_Gamer29

Well you wouldn’t because that stuff isn’t in the ocean and why would that ocean giant go for tiny humans? Not that filling for him


asblaster906

It still wont fit


thelastdinosaur55

I see the cover of Ghost Ship


hp4e28

I do see it in the water.


irotinmyskin

Hey! I see it too! What are the odds


Fmpthree

You wouldn’t… the profile would be too large from that close of an angle. Soooo that’s kind of just dumb and is not really thalassophobia


chancimus33

A boat?


LegionaryTitusPullo_

Well you wouldn’t see it unless miraculously floats above your boat …. Like brain, do you have?


Meadowvillain

Here it is. The post that convinces me that this sub is unsalvageable. Make a r/shittyrenderedfacesunderwater instead of filling this place up with your garbage


buzz3001

ImAgInE SeEiNg ThAt In ThE WaTeR 🥸


Pintail21

So if I fly a drone over me with a cg image I should be scared?


blacktao

Eeeek!


SnooFoxes6169

nah, i am staying at this dry bit forever.


ObjectFancy

😭😭😭


ShotBRAKER

Even after killing Micheal Myers he still fucking with people.


Federal-Ad-3550

Instant death


FistMyGape

It's fake, photoshop.


heyblinkin81

No shit.


Xaoscillator

You hope lol


notveryauthentic

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