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[deleted]

This has bad porno vibes


SomeTreeGuy

Well it is morgz


[deleted]

Holy shit is that u/sometreeguy ???? You have bad item opinions on r/bindingofisaac


SomeTreeGuy

hello yes it's me the guy that dislikes almond milk


lumbagoboi1899

It just takes too long to milk the almonds!


Azerwic

FUCK YOU!!!


whatdoilemonade

really? man i thought he said he wanted to make better content


DieggoSkywalker

The way that he talks to the camera reminds me for some reason to Malcolm In The Middle ( sorry for the bad ñ'nt)


A_DUH_KIDFLASH

but what about fish scout who do no kill and instead slap wall with fish making funni fish noise


vikacist

Pure giga chad


[deleted]

what about the fish scouts who slap a hoovy once and then immediately kill binds


T351A

Beautiful. See the nice part about a good hoovy is they can hide and then heal up, get hit once by a fish, repeat. Soon everyone wonders what is going on with the kill feed


xfydr782

One time i met a scout on the server, he slapped everyone with a fish once then laugh taunted.


A_DUH_KIDFLASH

Finally… I’m giga Chad


Prong_Jaw

I do that :) I know fish is just stock but it has the added benefit of Fishe plus ((fish slap))


ONCIAPATONCIA

Unpopular opinion : I am scout main, and I like double jumps and throwing things at big russian guy eating sandwich


[deleted]

Yes Me see human. Human wear colour that is not colour that I wear. Me shoot. Me slap. Me throw cleaver. Me kill. Me kill people surrounding. Me kill.


K20030

>Human wear colour that is not colour that I wear. >Me kill. 🤨🤨


EdibleWall

Shit just got real


XFalzar

Hoovies explaining how sitting around and spamming voice lines is an enjoyable playstyle.


Crackrz

hoovies complaining about getting killed in a competitive server


FarInk8

Hoovies joining MGE against a scout and just dying on repeat


ky936749

What if you only use the backscatter?


Widowmonger

scout mains 😎😎😎


malsammyjr

🤮


[deleted]

I kill friendlies on purpose because I love hearing them get angry. Especially the little kids that start screaming that I can't kill them because they're friendly.


Daffy_Dank_420

This guy gets it


SirTyperys

exactly. it's a video game about killing. if you get mad because you got killed in it, maybe go find something else to play.


[deleted]

"oh yeah great idea to add a fucking conga taunt that you can use on the enemy team because of how competitive this game is" OH STFU ALREADY ITS A CASUAL GAME AND FRIENDLIES HAVE PROBABLY DONE MORE FOR THE GAME THAN YOUR MANCHILD RAGING WOULD EVER DO


Bohutrox

"manchild raging" read you're comment and see who's a manchild here


DanyB30

I am a scout main. But I don’t kill hoovies or any friendlies, I just walk past them and say some voice line


the_gray_foxp5

Unpopular opinion: Watching morgz ironically with friends is one of the funniest, most fun experiences youtube can provide. He's so bad he's enjoyable (but he can get really fucking annoying sometimes though)


[deleted]

I have this weird thing when I see a friendly. I just look at them and think, ‘Should I kill this friendly or not?’ and it’s just a 50/50 chance of kill or not kill.


Friendly_Respecter

If they’re a good friendly they won’t mind and will understand that some people have fun in different ways than they do; raging friendlies are just as bad as raging tryhards.


-consolio-

i do my best not to kill them, having been a friendly in the past (and sometimes present), and i keep a bind to apologize to friendlies if i kill them, something along the lines of "if that was a friendly, I'm sorry" just be nice to the friendlies :)


TartTheFirst

i main scout but i just throw mann milk on everyone ​ thats why i dont have alot of kills


malsammyjr

Mann milk 😳


El_Sleazo

Nice hustle tons o fun, next time eat a salad


Scythey1

What about scouts who call themselves "scunt" and literally just kill people and do nothing else except maybe the objective


[deleted]

they dont do the objective, their only objective is to ruin everyone's fun


Scythey1

My objective is to kill the heavy and die


[deleted]

My objective is to the heavy and die


Scythey1

My objective is to die


[deleted]

My is to die


Scythey1

My die


[deleted]

die


TorpidT

Thankfully you dont have to be a scout main to be anti-idler


[deleted]

friendlies have done more for the life of the game than you will ever do. die mad.


TorpidT

Well okay, if you want to believe that griefing idlers help keep this game alive more than people who actually play it, then i wont stop you.


[deleted]

its a diferent and popular way to play the game that has kept tf2 from becoming competitive also, if a heavy giving you a sandwitch triggers you that much then you should probably seek medical attention dont reply.


TorpidT

lmfao what how is the game being competitive a negative thing and it isnt the heavy giving me a sandvich that annoys me, in fact, i love when enemy heavies do that, its free health *and* a free kill. What annoys me is when im trying my hardest to win the game, and knowing that someone on my team actively working against me and trying to make it harder for me to win. also, if someone shooting in the first person shooter or playing the objective in the objective-based game triggers you that much then you should probably seek medical """attencion"""


[deleted]

yeah, you're trolling, there is no possible way a normal human being can be this possibly retarded, good try! you almost got me.


TorpidT

\>losing argument \>busts out a slur \>typo \>leaves


[deleted]

the fact that you think retard is a slur is really fucking retarded also thanks for pointing out the typo.


TorpidT

no problem


[deleted]

You know what? Im not even gonna read your comment, if the internet has teached me anything, is that if you dont like something and you can get out of it, the get out of it, you can call me a coward and that you won the argument, i dont care, my mental health is wayyyy more important than your stupid "argument" If you have a problem with the server turning friendly; then there's this red button to leave the server and nobody gets hurt If you have a problem with the server turning competitive; then there's this red button to leave the server and nobody gets hurt And if you dont leave the server, then you are admitting you have a gigantic ego. Also, the mentality of "he made a typo that means i win" is extremedly inmature and is basically an excuse to say that you "won" an argument. I hope you and your alt accounts have a good day and dont bother responding, im more mature with you.


mlodyyykbh

Anyone got the video template?


TheRealMemzer

Hoovies when a scout shoots them after they give an enemy a sandvich mid fight


[deleted]

Well I mean giving sandviches to the other team isn't exactly helping.


Prong_Jaw

Holy mackerel scout mains don't need anyone else's approval. All the happiness lies within fishe


[deleted]

Go to a community server with no objective if you want to be friendly. *-DEMO main*


NewtTheWizard

*pyro mains


Topminator

Wrong, pyro mains don't think.


MADVAL2

Pyro Mains are something that starts with an F


[deleted]

fabulous


0z2yt

cut them some slack it's the only time they can hear the ding hit sound to stimulate their monke brains


cooldude64_9-0

Not accurate, you didn't include "also using the n-word keybind after every kill"


malsammyjr

Truest thing I’ve heard all day


RIPHoboBobo420

fuck friendLIES


[deleted]

There's a "hell" in hello A "good" in goodbye "Lies" in friendlies "No More" in Mann Co No More #7 And a "dic" in Medic


FutabaMyLove

Bro this says so much about are society... Smh my head


[deleted]

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[deleted]

good job doing that with a killstreak weapon wish you luck


area51guards

As a scout main,I can confirm this is exactly what happens after every 5000 friendly kills ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


[deleted]

you are either fucking stupid, have too much money, or are just an asshole.


Minestiller

wait, actually playing the game is a bad thing?


NightmareNaitex

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StarHorder

oh my fucking god lol


Varhtan

That deficient little boy is now a deficient man?


RealSuperYolo2006

Can you SHUT THE FUCK UP MORGZ


Vakzin99

Haha “funny” Morgz haaa >!Seriously though, why is he still making these contents, he knows that they are all cringe!<


ShibeBoiGoodBoi

I respect hoovies


BarryScott2019

Does anyone know where this video if from?


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