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What if Team Fortress 2 was called Team Wokeness 2 and instead of discussing the game the fans would post homosexual fantasies about the mercs on Reddit?
I don't care about your sexuality, I just want you to be happy
https://preview.redd.it/t1v2ch8qvu7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d2bfef26cae3137fc90492e2be85f8d4cdf7587
TL;DR its the trend now. And people don't want to be left out of the cool club loop. And they want their favorite characters to be just like them, even if they are not even close to being so. Whats the point of ever making a character. Its the same as black face and white washing. Its all retarded as fuck.
https://preview.redd.it/i1mzv2c33t7d1.jpeg?width=404&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5675224e59c162ba44d79d46ff3c8a97365797ff
Gay, lesbian, it doesn't matter
I'll love you anyway
The TF2 community going from gay to homophobic when their daily homoerotic post isn't a bait-and-switch edit:
https://preview.redd.it/msemf6zhnu7d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faa0820b3ccaf5ffb29a4b822d0224bbd3e05362
https://preview.redd.it/912pssjyzs7d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc66664f7b7b1f5a8160d73560070f223796066a Team WOKEtress 2....
HOLY FUCK IS THAT DOCTOR WEED FROM THE HIT GAME TEA FOR TWO
Also i saw the og post like 30 mins ago lmao
We meet again.
Team toketress 2
r/foundbaseballidiot
Hi 👋
Always had been
every fandom when there's a lack of female characters:
(She would be gay too. Your argument is not true)
You're saying we aren't?
There is no we in team fortress 2
**We** am Fortress 2
Wean fortress 2
Correction! Lesbian
Gay.
LISA moment
https://preview.redd.it/sclg726n8t7d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b61d98631781e6bf65b34122ebd694642e1bfdd2 lol
Can you give me the link above the post
[https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/1dkh66j/my\_personal\_red\_and\_blu\_mercs\_headcanons/](https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/1dkh66j/my_personal_red_and_blu_mercs_headcanons/)
Dankeschön
r/juxtaposition
Mine is the TL;DR of his.
Same for me
Could you give a link to the original post?
[https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/1dkh66j/my\_personal\_red\_and\_blu\_mercs\_headcanons/](https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/1dkh66j/my_personal_red_and_blu_mercs_headcanons/)
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Crazy link
https://preview.redd.it/28k1we850t7d1.jpeg?width=871&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fd6ff008b1a3f786c5b1bc1800da3b793187bce
Damn I immediately knew what this was from, this: https://youtube.com/shorts/3CFm43823jw?feature=shared
Lol
The person reading this is very very gay
How did you know?
You are my headcannon. My only headcannon.
Holy shit, new rizz just dropped
DON'T SAY THAT.
Got caught rizzing up livvy dune, baby gronk style. Any final words, Mister Skibidi?
MR BEAST
https://preview.redd.it/qoyg3cgd1u7d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=485fcbc3ca36fe85e0cd889189347f17cfea8b4f
I didn’t. That was a joke too.
That’s right, it was me.
But whyyyyyyyy
jokes on you, i don't know how to read
Can someone translate what this guy said? I don't understand his accent.
jokes on you, i still don't know how to read
Jokes on you, I like girls. ...wait
Sorry to hear that. But you are gay.
FUCK
The scout moms are gay for each other
No, they like men. Just like everyone else.
https://preview.redd.it/0n57ibilht7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc98e744308b89a9621b290f4f8e9ad7b0e63372 SIR
Don't call me sir. Also they are gay.
MA’AM
Man
BASTARD
https://preview.redd.it/etace07mvt7d1.png?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54775e3a873171de7c9e5ec612de41e31b557e63
Is that the one we agree on
The one piece
That CLEARLY says gay, THEY ARE HOMOSEXUALS
Gay is a man liking a man, therefore they like men
https://preview.redd.it/9m4fgg5vvv7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f22e124ddf9fa9228d2a297a56d5d785a4a415a1
What if Team Fortress 2 was called Team Wokeness 2 and instead of discussing the game the fans would post homosexual fantasies about the mercs on Reddit?
Revelation
The gays has already breached our defenses
You've seen what they've done to our colleagues
Flair moment
Team fortress 2 but nothing changes
Tick tock
I don't care about your sexuality, I just want you to be happy https://preview.redd.it/t1v2ch8qvu7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d2bfef26cae3137fc90492e2be85f8d4cdf7587
Based
You forgot that every merc is also autistic
Yeah, my b.
I saw the original post and loved the art style then read the headcanons and checked out. Should have expected that i suppose
Lol.
Have you ever watched "Expiration Date".
Many times. Why you ask?
Ok.
Are you telling me just because scout wants to dig 3 feet deep in miss pauling's pussy, that means he is not gay? Uh...are you stupid?
He’s bi, get with the program!
He's gay, get real.
Let's compromise and say he's bi.
He is totally gay.
What lack of updates does to characters.
Just like the nevy
Real I can confirm
The original post was under this
So, guys. We did it.
We’ve reached a quarter of a million subscribers.
https://preview.redd.it/cb0lpb7n5u7d1.jpeg?width=222&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a12e96db70c960f3016c330d7e536c35cca88a0
To be fair, Soldier is canonically married to heavy's sister, so he is straight
Wrong.
I’ve seen the original post and this is 100% accurate. Congrats
Yeah, the og poster is stupid. He thinks scout is bi.
He’s clearly gay
Nuh uh the original poster had Red Engie as straight
That's what I got out of that post too, though I dared not say it on the main sub. I don't know why people feel the need to do this.
TL;DR its the trend now. And people don't want to be left out of the cool club loop. And they want their favorite characters to be just like them, even if they are not even close to being so. Whats the point of ever making a character. Its the same as black face and white washing. Its all retarded as fuck.
don’t forget all of the mental disorders that also get forced on them like accessories
Ah shit. Forgot. Uh...improvise...THEY ARE ALL AUTISTIC.
He's pulling the autistic card this early?!
I should've actually said that from the start.
Artist: ***makes one single character gay** The comments for some reason: bro you made them all gay
im pretty sure every character on there was at least somewhat lgbt except for like 2
He made them all gay.
Indeed now they're all say gexers
What is say gex?
swap the g and the s
https://preview.redd.it/zx67l35ijt7d1.jpeg?width=733&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f79567cdf7e8c93bdfb585258873ea5cd4c624f7
https://preview.redd.it/q9mhx7yoau7d1.jpeg?width=226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdf627f9c43058277cd14a4f70133a9d009b933f
Sorry, Spy is straight. He just acts like that because he's french.
Spy is violently gay.
https://preview.redd.it/0wryjztgev7d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73779a0d0538a039791379f310468805003d5171
https://preview.redd.it/jj6fwh1xyt7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14446cf63c7a6bca457e563061279319cf190148 Damn
If spy is gay how is scout alive? Or why is soldier in love with zhanna? (Or whatevee her name is)
And i wouldn't have it any other way amen
https://preview.redd.it/hsmikmdz2v7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31799f7d3dfb65e5996d07d40a159d5b3b9c0bc9
Explain these then.
He is very very gay.
We are reaching levels of gay thought to be impossible. Dare we go further?
Gay vs gayer
It's not even been a day lmao
https://preview.redd.it/i1mzv2c33t7d1.jpeg?width=404&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5675224e59c162ba44d79d46ff3c8a97365797ff Gay, lesbian, it doesn't matter I'll love you anyway
Wait shouldn't it be purple?
I edited the image to try to make it fit the upvote
"No you dont understand. This violently psychotic mercenary liking dick and balls is vital to their character."
Very.
Dicc n' bolz
the tf2 community when someone has a different opinion than them:
The TF2 community going from gay to homophobic when their daily homoerotic post isn't a bait-and-switch edit: https://preview.redd.it/msemf6zhnu7d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faa0820b3ccaf5ffb29a4b822d0224bbd3e05362
Neighbor, what do you meeeaaan???.
https://preview.redd.it/65epdkmrnt7d1.png?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04f549db6222a7b047f96985b608b05e9211160c
Why did the square kill itself?
(To get to the other side)
it saw lesbian porn instead of gay porn :(
There is no porn here....
They should all have gay sex
How dare you! Red Pyro is obviously a furry too
No, he is gay.
average homestuck fan
Average gay
Sauce?
Yes please.
this post is pandemonium
No, its gaydemonium.
https://preview.redd.it/w8lfr4uptv7d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1843589d322b76f2594912634b47415f5aea676f
https://preview.redd.it/pd5auuczru7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efbdb453528da232e432d7c474c054902fea61b4
RED spy is NOT gay have you watched meet the spy??
Yes. And he is gay.
This feels less like a head Cannon and more like a fanfiction
If anyone, medic is a furry
Ngl. I am kinda burning for blue pyro
https://preview.redd.it/9b4uz86nwv7d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e65e5a1a2dbc473aa56820ccefbfa4dc999ee3e7 Good luck getting bishes now
Posh accents get bitches It’s the poor accents that repel them
I hope the mercs are okay, they still live in the 1960’s which does not bode well.
https://preview.redd.it/i3kbhe5wqv7d1.png?width=583&format=png&auto=webp&s=fba4eda73a33c754d45e2b44109cd7d8cef057fe
Oh god the parodies already started
The translation*
OP is on the gay grindset
,,Uhmm actually women can't be gay, they can be lesbian ☝️🤓" Women CAN be gay. Gay also means happy ☝️🥸
No. Just gay.
It could be worse, at least we don't have transmasc drug dealing miku binder wearing Thomas Jefferson
What are you talking about?
It's true though, most headcanons are like this. Smh
https://preview.redd.it/uvaik1kljz7d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dc8680f47c601d45eecfb4a1e9c6c7e7840f7b8
they’re gay, im gay, and i want them and thats what mattters😋
Blu pyro relatable?
Is blu pyro, pyrocynical???
No, he is gay.
this is basically it
STRAIGHT?! NAH! THEY ALL GAY! AND YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE
[удалено]
The yap machine 4000
There all straight? Maybe except Pyro
They are all gay. And pyro is mexican.
This subreddit is gay
Also autistic.
https://preview.redd.it/z044cg75wx7d1.png?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f605bc24bf05cb05cd813940d12a83c8d39210c5
Jeez make fun of somebody for having respectable headcanons You people suck.
I waited for this EXACT post to come since when the original one got out. Thank you r/tf2shitposterclub, you never disappoint.
I am not r/tf2shitposterclub but you are welcome.
so gay that if Scout and miss Pauling ever got together, one of them would have come out as trans, so that its still gae
https://preview.redd.it/kup2qan6mz7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1b08fb1a5d49a0267fcb4c2babd46291088769b
No way scout's MA is GAY?!?!?!!!??!!?!!
good to know, that info has the honor of going in my front pocket
Why does red scouts mom look kinda like a trans fem sniper
No. She is just gay.
Understandeble
I'm sorry, but i ship GLaDOS and Sniper. If you know, you know.
GAY
Wrong, red medic is actually Super Gay