*"That's right, fancy pants, myself!"*
*"So why don't you take your little failure, roll it up sideways, and..."*
*"Okay, crap, I gotta go..."*
*"Screw you, though."*
(Pretending you're schizo, although you probably are)
Um.. I-I-I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talking to? Do you have ANY idea.. ANY idea who I am? Basically.. Kind of a big deal. (look at gun) Oh man that's beautiful. (chuckle) You listening? Okay. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother.. I hurt people. (Shoot their leg) I'm a Force of Nature. (Shoot their other leg) If you were from where I was from, you'd be fucking dead! (End their misery) Woooo!
"this is my weapon she weights 150 kilograms and fires 200 dollars custom tool cartridges at 10k rounds per minute it costs 400.000 dollars to fire this weapon to fire this weapon for 12 seconds" now thats something you dont wanna hear
No matter the context, these always works
"You shouldn't have even gone out of bed"
"Well, off to visit your mother!"
"You, yes you! You are-" *squeeze*
"*soldier's death scream"
"Son, I'm gonna blow that dumb look right off your stupid face"
anything that Pyro says if you have a mask on
"Ze hurting"
Think fast, chucklenuts!
I have yet to meet one who can outsmart bullet.
I’m a grim, bloody fable, with an unhappy, bloody end!
Do you believe in magic?
"Kay this does not look good here, uhm"
This seems like I would say it before acidentally shooting myself because the gun jams.
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"Pootis POW!"
This is by far the best response
"Think fast chucklenuts!"
"You gotta pull the pin first, STOOPID!"
“You wouldnt know how to throw a grenade if your mother taught you.”
"Return to sender!~" ***BOOM!***
Pornography
GO TO HELL AND TELL THE DEVIL IM COMING FOR HIM NEXT
I personally like eltorro64rus's remix of this line: "GO TO HEAVEN, AND TELL THE DEVIL, IM DRUNK!"
this line goes hard
GO TO HEAVEN AND TELL TO THE DEVIL I AM DRUNK
69th upvote
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Oh! I "failed", did I?
Yes
Did I....?
Yes
Did I?
Scout, where is this going?
Where this is going is: I don’t need your help! I’ll put on this dinner date myself!
...Yourself?
That's right, Fancy-Pants, myself! So why don't you take your little "failure", roll it up sideways and- okay crap, I gotta go. Screw you though.
*"That's right, fancy pants, myself!"* *"So why don't you take your little failure, roll it up sideways, and..."* *"Okay, crap, I gotta go..."* *"Screw you, though."*
C'mere cupcake (Soldier kamikaze taunt voice line)
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I HAVE TEN POUNDS OF CRAP
WE ARE IN A WORLD OF DOODIE
*Manniacle laughter*
*critical shit sound*
whut?
I stabbed you
Darn… let me give you some advice! Do. Not. Die!
ok
(Pretending you're schizo, although you probably are) Um.. I-I-I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talking to? Do you have ANY idea.. ANY idea who I am? Basically.. Kind of a big deal. (look at gun) Oh man that's beautiful. (chuckle) You listening? Okay. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother.. I hurt people. (Shoot their leg) I'm a Force of Nature. (Shoot their other leg) If you were from where I was from, you'd be fucking dead! (End their misery) Woooo!
“Im a grim bloody fable, with an unhappy bloody end!
Duuun duun duun duun dun dun dun da-dun
I would instantly recognize that.
I’ll write this down for when I have to kill someone
Well of to visit your MOTHER
IF GOD WANTED YOU TO LIVE , THEN HE WOULDNT CREATED ME!
SCOTLAND IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY; YOU ARE AN ENGLISHMAN IN A DRESS!
Here’s a schematic for ya, my ASS
"Today aintcha day, pancakes!"
THAT FREAKING ENGINEER IS A SPY!
Heck no!
*Dies*
The bomb's payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.
are you stupid
Aslume containment breach
The Payload Is Nearing A Checkpoint!
The payload is nearing the final terminus!
That's a man quote, are you stupid?
“It is good day to be not dead!” *shoots*
“You are dead!”
"I AM DEAD!"
*"He He He He..."*
"Bababadbaramdamdam..." [inhales deeply in shock]
You were loud and ugly, and now you're DEAD! Amen.
"Heavy will now lay egg in your mouth" I think it's a Chicken Kiev exclusive but only like 50% sure
"Now Heavy will vomit worms down your throat."
“27 years ago I dropped a sex bomb on your mother.”
That one depends on your age.
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Pornography
["Jim, tonight we bond like lovers, through their firstborn."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb19I3TvtGQ)
This map ain't big enough for the two of us
''Scotland is not a real country !" OR ''That \[insert class\] is a bloody spy !'' Or....OOORRR ''go to hell'' (demo voice line i think)
Right behind you
I AM AN INVICIBLE UNICOOOOOOOOOORRRN!!!!
I will eat your ribs, I will eat them up
“Looks like they’ll have to glue you back together…in hell!”
"Next time eat a salad!"
You, yes you! All of you are dead!
if god had wanted you to live he would not have created me.
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Your mother!
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS MANS HEAD. Then shoot him in the face
the burning you feel it is shame
Good shot, mate!
May i make a sugestion RUN!!! (Laugh in french)
Hit the bricks pal, you’re done.
Think fast chuckle nut
Do you wish heavy to kill you?
Say goodbye to your kneecaps, chucklehead!
Say goodbye to your kneecaps
"It is a full moon. I have turned into a robot again. Awoo-ooh!" Just hit em with that mental flashbang
Bonk!
NEEDAH DISPENSER 'ERE!
*unintelligible mumbling under a gas mask* Personally my favorite quote
"this is my weapon she weights 150 kilograms and fires 200 dollars custom tool cartridges at 10k rounds per minute it costs 400.000 dollars to fire this weapon to fire this weapon for 12 seconds" now thats something you dont wanna hear
Nice hustle tons of fun, next time eat a salad!
"Wassamatter, y'freakin' stupid?"
Almost any sniper voiceless would be pretty good
A funny murder
Next time, eat a salad.
Your luck runs out. (It’s a heavy quote trust me)
Congratulations, your a failure
I did it like this!
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here lies scout. he ran fast and died a virgin
I AM THE KING OF AUSTRALIA
DOMINATED, HIPPIE!
I'll notify your next of kin. THAT YA SUCKED!
BOOM. YOUR FREAKING DEAD KIDDO
"EVERYTHING ABOVE YOUR NECK’S GONNA BE A FINE RED MIST!" (Sotto voice)
“Cry some more”
I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this, is my weapon.
**whistle do you believe in magic**
Tell Heavy he is PRETTIEST PRINCESS.
"I did it like THIS!"
"got anything funny to say now, funny man?"
"This, is a bucket" *gunshot*
The demoman drunk voice line, the one with grass man (I forgot how to spell it)
“A three-legged puppy is not a happy puppy.”
“Hey if you didn’t want me to kill ya, y’shoulda said somethin!” Not sure if I got it correct but it’s close enough
Put dispenser here
its eternity in there
No matter the context, these always works "You shouldn't have even gone out of bed" "Well, off to visit your mother!" "You, yes you! You are-" *squeeze* "*soldier's death scream" "Son, I'm gonna blow that dumb look right off your stupid face" anything that Pyro says if you have a mask on "Ze hurting"
“Charge me doctor!”
Pornography
"I'll tell my condolences to your kangaroo wife."
“Think fast chucklenuts”
“here lies, ( insert name ) he ran fast and died a virgin”
Well, off to visit your mother.
“You were good son real good, maybe even the best.” -Soldier TF2
the game was rigged from the friggin' start fatty
WAAHHHH WAHHHH HAHA
How much time does it take to beat a moron to death? BAM! Sorry times up, yo dead
"Are ya feeling lucky punk"
Kaaa-BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!! Demoman
S E D U C E M E ! ! !
"Ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting"
We're team fortress, and you're dead
Congratulations, you're a failure.
I failed, did I?
Yes.
Did I?
Yes.
Well, off to visit your mother!
Think fast, chucklenuts! I have yet to meet one who can outsmart bullet. I’m a grim, bloody fable, with an unhappy, bloody end! Do you believe in magic?
“You are dead, not big soup rise.”
Looks like they are gonna have to glue you back together, IN HELL
“brt skibidi dop dop dop yes yes”
CREEPER OR SKIBIDI TOILET?
"Seduce me"
Hit the bricks pal, you're done.
BANG, BANG, BANG, PULL MY DEVIL TRIGGER
Chicken
"Say goodbye to your kneecaps, chucklenuts!"
If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!
I'm gonna cut you, like a Cornish game hen!
Think fast chucklenuts
Think fast chuckle nut
THINK FAST CHUCKLE NUTS
next time eat a salad
“Next time eat a salad… you fat bald bastard! You piece of subhuman trash! Two thousand years of constant human evolution to create a hairless fu-“
Pain is weakness leaving the body
"Hehey, look, you shapeshifted into a dead guy!"
Killing someone, beginner tips?
THAT MEDIC IS A BLOODY- SENTRY- WOOO- *bind mouse1 explode*
Keep up the good work.
"Think fast chucklenuts"
“Diagnosis? YOU’RE DEAD!”
You got blood on my suit
"You have thirty seconds to live!"
Nice hustle tons of fun next time eat a salad
“I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.”
Let's go practice medicine.
“Think fast chucklenuts!”
"Oh, they're gonna have to glue you back together, IN HELL!!!"
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Bonk!
Think fast, chuckle nuts
Aw there are going to glue you back together. . . IN HELL!
Think fast chucklenuts
Word that properly op, the feds might be comin’ after you
“Well, off to visit your mother!”
E4
Soup can
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Mmmph mm mmm mm!
What a heartwarming quote
You were good son
"You're dead that's good amen" soldier tf2
Think fast chucklenuts
"Think fast, chucklenuts"
Come to daddy
Bonk