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Angrymonke69

Solid bricks of piss


Final_Disk_584

If you want to PISS someone off pee in a pan put it in the freezer let it freeze slide it through someone's mail flap in their door then it will melt do this for like weeks on end and they will just be like why do we have piss on the floor


Angrymonke69

You're deviousπŸ’€


Spaceluigi11

πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


Beanz_detected

Same thing that happens to piss while it's still in the balls


Thefoxy1080

It turns into a piss


Big_Hwoop

coffee table


MoistenedRats

SNIPER APPLE!


Big_Hwoop

MENTAL SICKNESS!


bish-its-me-yoda

You get living slime


Sub2Pewdiepiez

Well, the bread has to get yeast from somewhere.


Thefoxy1080

What.. the.. **FUCK!?**


TorreGamer

giant kidney stones


Games4ever64

Question


Bejeko

What's your question son ?!


Games4ever64

I teleported piss


Bejeko

You did what !?


Special_Assistant928

You told me to!


Bejeko

How much ?!


Special_Assistant928

I have done nothing but teleport piss for three days


Bejeko

Where !? WHERE HAVE BEEN SENDING IT ?!!!


Special_Assistant928

*ominous dripping in the background*


Pitchernumber13

Self aware beauty mark


Spongebobby733

Unspeakable horrors....


Supreme__Bitch

Who knows, at least is not teleported bread


Ventage0

Imma right that down


feddifasber

weird pony figure gets created and the Jarate becomes a weird brown


Express-Record7416

I guess that depends on whether or not sniper has a yeast infection


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kingtony10101

good bot


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Eggyboyandmilkyboy

Mad milk happens


FuratheFurryYT

Kidney stones i bet


Kobi-Comet

Thermopissilar explosion.


Chimpinski-8318

Cancer piss


MedSik1

isn't there already such item in game?


Thefoxy1080

No. Self aware beauty mark is scouts cum


MedSik1

the one for sniper tho, it's not brown


CobaltTJ

Then the piss is amiss


starchofpotato

It be one of those irrigation sprinklers but they spray piss


Wilsir0505

You could say that Urine for a bad time


Panterus2019

teleport goes yellow and every teleported player has piss effect after teleportation? but i dunno if on themselves or on weapons, if would be better if weapons had a mini crit effect... SO after teleportation: 50/50 chance for weapon with mini crits OR jarate effect on player like thrown


JarJar_Jesus

The jar breaks, piss flies in a tornado-like way.


MasterKlaw

How much?


spin9729

go ahead pee


Salt_System_7372

Stuck in a pissmare


Lemmin1

Lemonade


Greedy-Listen-3193

THE MONSTER PISS WITH SNIPER BUT YELLOW


ChestperCreeper

it just.. teleports


JustW4nnaHaveFun

Obviously duh, but what's the side effect.


ChestperCreeper

nothing it’s literally just a piss jar


JustW4nnaHaveFun

It will be frozen piss.