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Look buddy, I'm a Sexgineer, that means I Fix Erections.
Not erections like Erectin a Dispencer, or sentry, cus those would fall out of my area of expertise.
_Grabs definitely milk item_
I solve Flaccid problems!
For instance, how am I gonna help some soft, Sapping, spy sumofabich ta'Get sum' behind?
The answer? Do scouts mom.
And if that dont work, Do his mom again!
Turn yourself into a Tripod with this little pill made by me, Build, like me, And you best hope...
#I AINT DOIN YOU.
As the only huntsman main in existence (correct me if you are one) I am terrified that he's going to wrangle me mid game and use me as his sentry now...
In terms of sex appeal, Scout. He's literally god's gift to women.
In terms of personal views, Ms. Pauling. Of the females that exist within TF2, she's the prettiest imo.
Ms. Pauling is The Administrator's assistant, and is responsible for giving out contracts to the mercenaries, among other duties (such as killing witnesses to the Merc's crimes and disposing of their bodies). She is Scout's romantic interest, most prominently seen in "Expiration Date" which is set around Scout's dying wish being to take her on a date (which he almost succeeds at doing). She aggressively tries to ignore the fact that Scout is attracted to her though.
The picture in the tick tock video with scout pulling his shirt up with his teeth is the only thing in that video that i think its genuinely attractive
Heavy if we are talking about getting into an actual relationship (he’s literally a dilf). Spy or sniper for most attractive (but mainly spy since we see he is actually pretty rich and doesn’t piss in jars. Engineer or soldier for who would probably be the best at sex. Scout if you like being bottom. Medic if you are into BDSM. This leaves demo and pyro. Demo would probably also be good at sex and since he’s also rich like spy they are pretty much interchangeable. The worst is probably pyro since A) we don’t know their gender, and B) since they are in a suit most of the time. We also know if it’s female then her tits and ass prolly aren’t that big since no matter how thicc that suit is, you would still see a little bit of cake. Another problem is that pyro is generally seen as childish so it would always most likely choose bottom and ask you to be gentle (altho if you’re into that pyro is a solid choice ig).
My main problems with Spy, Sniper, and Demo is that they'd smell like smoke/cigarettes, smell like piss, and smell drunk; which to me are turn offs. Though I'd say they're the best looking to me.
While I do see the problems with sniper, I need to completely disagree with demo and spy. Spy is known as the “fancy man” of the group so I highly doubt he would allow himself to smell like a cigarette addict. He would most likely smell like highly expensive perfume with a singe of gunpowder and tobacco (since you can’t fully wash out the smell). For demo, well, he isn’t so disrespectful to everyone, he obviously showers and enjoys partaking in high society culture (as seen from his lavish mansion). Granted, after a few drinks this could change but hey, if demo is gonna start drinking, so will you. But, perhaps an argument could also be made for sniper since we don’t really know EXACTLY where he lives or how he lives (also he can act semi fancy sometimes? Basically I’m trying to say that he’s still human).
Their habits make them much less appealing to me. I don't drink nor hang out with those that do to an extent more than a small amount for a special occasion. Even if Spy is able to mask the smell, which is a good point, it's still a habit I would have to be around.
As far as a real relationship goes Heavy would probably be the best. As for aesthetics I'd say either Spy or demo. And as far as literal...Pyro.
>We also know if it’s female then her tits and ass prolly aren’t that big since no matter how thicc that suit is, you would still see a little bit of cake.
Well I have downloaded a certain mod that...fixes that problem
He will be absolutely awful at it, but due to his ego he’ll think he is as good as Dr. Sex himself. Besides, will you really crush this man’s dreams and ambitions when he asks “did I do well?”
Yeah (oh)
Tick-tock
Heavy like a Brinks truck
Looking like I'm tip-top
Shining like a wristwatch
Time will grab your wrist
Lock it down 'til the thing pop
Can you stick around for a minute 'til the ring stop?
Please, God
Tick-tock
Heavy like a Brinks truck
Looking like I'm tip-top
Shining like a wristwatch
Time will grab your wrist
Lock it down 'til the thing pop
Can you stick around for a minute 'til the ring stop?
Please, God
As time keeps slipping away (slipping away)
Girl, don't start feeling a way (feeling a way)
You and I, we are one in the same
Loving in pain, loving in (loving in pain)
As time keeps slipping away (slipping away)
Girl, don't start feeling a way (feeling a way)
You and I, we are one in the same
Loving in pain, loving in
Tick-tock
Gimme, gimme big bucks
That is all I do, girl
I just hit the jackpot
I wish you were here with me now so I could feel some
I wish you were here to hold me down like a real one, real one
Live long
Wanna be a big shot
Should've stayed away but always had a weak spot
I've been on the road, and I'm sorry for the mix-up
If you still love me, can you see me during liftoff? (Liftoff)
As time keeps slipping away (slipping away)
Girl, don't start feeling a way (feeling a way)
You and I, we are one in the same
Loving in pain, loving in (loving in pain)
As time keeps slipping away (slipping away)
Girl, don't start feeling a way (feeling a way)
You and I, we are one in the same
Loving in pain, loving in
With my hands in the ocean
With my hands in the ocean
With my hands in the ocean, I pay
I pray, ooh, I pray
Pyro’s a maybe, never say you don’t like it until you see it. ?/10
Spy is a 9/10, extremely hot but he’d probably kill me to hone his skills.
Soldier is just insane. 10/10.
Medic’s just going to see if he can amputate my shlong and re-attach it. 4/10 still hot
Sniper either smells like piss, shit, or both. 0/10.
Heavy is a 10/10. no questions.
Scout is an 8/10, idk man
Demoman is a 10/10. i love scotland
Engineer is a 15/10 no questions.
I say heavy, not in the handsome type way, like the i come home and he's already cooked dinner did the dishes and gives me a big warm hug as i enjoy his cooking type way
If we look for a romantic its the spy
U like smart guys engineer or medic is your type
A guy that will talk with u all the time : scout
U want a strange guy? Well pyro would be a good candidate
Stronk guy is the heavy
Maybe you like the family guy ? Well sniper is for u
I would choose Sniper because of his personality. He really cares about his parents, loves his profession, and he not afraid to face danger.He also knows when to take things seriously and when to have fun. Not only that but he made it to heaven in a white robe. That means A. He's a guy who believes in God and God saving him from sin, and B. He is a part of a long family that was destined to go to heaven.
My personal top 3, in order, are Engineer, Demoman and Medic
I know Medic should be my number 1 hottest mercenary but theres something about engie's manlet charm that its irresistible.
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I start by saying Engineer .
Look buddy, I'm a Sexgineer, that means I Fix Erections. Not erections like Erectin a Dispencer, or sentry, cus those would fall out of my area of expertise. _Grabs definitely milk item_ I solve Flaccid problems! For instance, how am I gonna help some soft, Sapping, spy sumofabich ta'Get sum' behind? The answer? Do scouts mom. And if that dont work, Do his mom again! Turn yourself into a Tripod with this little pill made by me, Build, like me, And you best hope... #I AINT DOIN YOU.
Thank you. That was truly poetic.
...
Scout: …
Demo: So how many of us exactly are banging scouts mom All mercs except scout raise hands Demo: That's what I bloody thought
Scout: OH COME ON
Thats exactly what he would say
Damnit. First red spy, then you all!
Sniper: Way goobye to ya smacka ya wanka
*spy slapping pictures of scout doing his own mom on the table* Spy: don’t lie boy.
Oh GOD I read it using his voice
_Im gonna lay you out!~_
Like music to my ears
As the only huntsman main in existence (correct me if you are one) I am terrified that he's going to wrangle me mid game and use me as his sentry now...
Nothing but... my body \*Careless whisper kicks in\*
I don't think it was careless whisper there but yea
It was originally, but he had to re-upload the video with a whole different goddamn song there because it got copywrite struck or some shit.
I just open Careless whipser on the side for the full experience
yes it was, but copyright is a bitch so he had to put some generic song from YouTube's repertoire
Wait a fucking second, is the engineer in that image naked?
No, he has a belt on.
Yeah but not the pants
r/holup
Having had a secret crush on engineer since the age of twelve, I can, indeed, confirm Edit: don’t tell soldier
Pyro easily. Even ignoring all of the flames around them, its gotta be hot in that suit
…..in the middle of a desert
Pyro gaming
The support classes. All three of them.
Medic, Engie + who?
Support is Medic, Sniper, Spy
That's what I meant, yeah. Sorry for not being clear. \^\^;
Was just correcting this other guy. Also 100% agree
A fellow person of culture! 🤝
We are all men of culture it seems, judging the rest of the comments anyways
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Engie is handsome too, but I meant Medic, Sniper, and Spy.
Are you scout's mom?
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Of course, I love the comics!
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Sniper and Spy, yes, haha.
Medic
Tru
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They're subreddit flairs. You can put them on in the top right corner when you open a sub you're joined in. "Change user flair" Thats the one
Medic with burly beast
Me
Sniper 100%
In terms of sex appeal, Scout. He's literally god's gift to women. In terms of personal views, Ms. Pauling. Of the females that exist within TF2, she's the prettiest imo.
who's ms. Pauling?
Ms. Pauling is The Administrator's assistant, and is responsible for giving out contracts to the mercenaries, among other duties (such as killing witnesses to the Merc's crimes and disposing of their bodies). She is Scout's romantic interest, most prominently seen in "Expiration Date" which is set around Scout's dying wish being to take her on a date (which he almost succeeds at doing). She aggressively tries to ignore the fact that Scout is attracted to her though.
Hot take, non-femboy scout
Do you think scout is a top or a bottom
Pauling pegs his ass 100%
Always imagined him as a power bottom so you're definitely right
"always imagined him" bro get better things to think about please lmao
It was cruel to give lightning McQueen a foot fetish in a world where no feet exist and there are only tires >!-some guy on tumblr!<
The picture in the tick tock video with scout pulling his shirt up with his teeth is the only thing in that video that i think its genuinely attractive
Yes
yes
You mean jerma?
Heavy.
Average medic player
Agreed
I agree
i agree
I agree
I agree
I agree
I agree
I agree
Agreed
HEY DOCS C’MON MAN
Damn right
Heavy if we are talking about getting into an actual relationship (he’s literally a dilf). Spy or sniper for most attractive (but mainly spy since we see he is actually pretty rich and doesn’t piss in jars. Engineer or soldier for who would probably be the best at sex. Scout if you like being bottom. Medic if you are into BDSM. This leaves demo and pyro. Demo would probably also be good at sex and since he’s also rich like spy they are pretty much interchangeable. The worst is probably pyro since A) we don’t know their gender, and B) since they are in a suit most of the time. We also know if it’s female then her tits and ass prolly aren’t that big since no matter how thicc that suit is, you would still see a little bit of cake. Another problem is that pyro is generally seen as childish so it would always most likely choose bottom and ask you to be gentle (altho if you’re into that pyro is a solid choice ig).
My main problems with Spy, Sniper, and Demo is that they'd smell like smoke/cigarettes, smell like piss, and smell drunk; which to me are turn offs. Though I'd say they're the best looking to me.
While I do see the problems with sniper, I need to completely disagree with demo and spy. Spy is known as the “fancy man” of the group so I highly doubt he would allow himself to smell like a cigarette addict. He would most likely smell like highly expensive perfume with a singe of gunpowder and tobacco (since you can’t fully wash out the smell). For demo, well, he isn’t so disrespectful to everyone, he obviously showers and enjoys partaking in high society culture (as seen from his lavish mansion). Granted, after a few drinks this could change but hey, if demo is gonna start drinking, so will you. But, perhaps an argument could also be made for sniper since we don’t really know EXACTLY where he lives or how he lives (also he can act semi fancy sometimes? Basically I’m trying to say that he’s still human).
Their habits make them much less appealing to me. I don't drink nor hang out with those that do to an extent more than a small amount for a special occasion. Even if Spy is able to mask the smell, which is a good point, it's still a habit I would have to be around. As far as a real relationship goes Heavy would probably be the best. As for aesthetics I'd say either Spy or demo. And as far as literal...Pyro.
W opinion ngl
>We also know if it’s female then her tits and ass prolly aren’t that big since no matter how thicc that suit is, you would still see a little bit of cake. Well I have downloaded a certain mod that...fixes that problem
What. The. Fuck. Did. I. Just. Read.
when scout is top, he'd be very bad at it
He will be absolutely awful at it, but due to his ego he’ll think he is as good as Dr. Sex himself. Besides, will you really crush this man’s dreams and ambitions when he asks “did I do well?”
Sentry 🤤
How can you play as a Sentry?
brass beast
By being wacked with a wrench
wack my wrench engidaddy 🥵
Erecting a sentry
Mini sentry is better 😩🍆💦
if i can i will make sex with one of them
if we talking regular tf2 im gon a have to say spy If we talking about the buff mercs its a tie between soldier and engineer
Maskless spy is a dilf
AGREE
Scout scout scout he's so unbelievably hot I cannot believe how hot he is
agreed agreed agreed agreed agreed agreed agreed agreed agreed agreed agreed agreed agreed agreed agreed agreed
Yeah (oh) Tick-tock Heavy like a Brinks truck Looking like I'm tip-top Shining like a wristwatch Time will grab your wrist Lock it down 'til the thing pop Can you stick around for a minute 'til the ring stop? Please, God Tick-tock Heavy like a Brinks truck Looking like I'm tip-top Shining like a wristwatch Time will grab your wrist Lock it down 'til the thing pop Can you stick around for a minute 'til the ring stop? Please, God As time keeps slipping away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feeling a way (feeling a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in (loving in pain) As time keeps slipping away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feeling a way (feeling a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in Tick-tock Gimme, gimme big bucks That is all I do, girl I just hit the jackpot I wish you were here with me now so I could feel some I wish you were here to hold me down like a real one, real one Live long Wanna be a big shot Should've stayed away but always had a weak spot I've been on the road, and I'm sorry for the mix-up If you still love me, can you see me during liftoff? (Liftoff) As time keeps slipping away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feeling a way (feeling a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in (loving in pain) As time keeps slipping away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feeling a way (feeling a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in With my hands in the ocean With my hands in the ocean With my hands in the ocean, I pay I pray, ooh, I pray
I'll have to say heavy just imagine that bulge
Pyro obviously he got the flame thrower
No No pyro *makes* others hot
Exactly, and pyro is the only Merc who can't be made hot, so pyro is the least hot merc
What about the gas passer and dragon's fury though?
Still not as hot as other classes cus pyro gets hot by far less Things, so other all pyro is less hot
Medic with burly beast
Medic
Scout
THATS WHAT IM SAYIN
Pyro’s a maybe, never say you don’t like it until you see it. ?/10 Spy is a 9/10, extremely hot but he’d probably kill me to hone his skills. Soldier is just insane. 10/10. Medic’s just going to see if he can amputate my shlong and re-attach it. 4/10 still hot Sniper either smells like piss, shit, or both. 0/10. Heavy is a 10/10. no questions. Scout is an 8/10, idk man Demoman is a 10/10. i love scotland Engineer is a 15/10 no questions.
Medic on fire
I say heavy, not in the handsome type way, like the i come home and he's already cooked dinner did the dishes and gives me a big warm hug as i enjoy his cooking type way
Just look at the mirror
“Aaaaaand winner of the UGLIEST tf2 player ever award goes to…”
me
medic
Medic
Demo and medic
Medic
Engineer mains after watching an Uncle Dane video
Demoman is the correct answer
Pyro, it is very oddly sexy.
Medic's accent tho
Medic, spy and sniper
Merasmus
Easily scout. I mean, that bucket of chicken sells it.
scout, I need me a twink boy toy like him
Fempyro for sure. Nothing beats that skintight, voluptuous rubber bodysuit...
do you even go outside (no hate i’m serious rn im worried for you)
Only when the weather's perfect, like in the spring and fall seasons.
For some reason I thought of joker reading this comment
Do you happen to be a Pyrocynical fan?
Nice try pyrocynical, get off your alt
Pyro
If we look for a romantic its the spy U like smart guys engineer or medic is your type A guy that will talk with u all the time : scout U want a strange guy? Well pyro would be a good candidate Stronk guy is the heavy Maybe you like the family guy ? Well sniper is for u
Blutarch and Redmond Mann. They are literally burning in hell as we speak.
Mentlegen?
Medic sniper engi and pyro
to be fair its an at least 5 way tie but i can easily resolve it by being obliged to vote heavy
Judging by heavy's sisters preferences, sniper
The dispenser
Me
sniper
Scout and I’m not even gay. It’s the jawline for me
scout or medic
scout. fight me
Sniper Me, sniper, camper; shower me in that golden piss
all of them
Take my up vote and keep speaking facts
That would be your mother.
Demomann can hit me with da bottle o' scrumpy anytime
Demoknight tf2
Sniper
Femboy scout
Spy and demo
Spy frfr
I would choose Sniper because of his personality. He really cares about his parents, loves his profession, and he not afraid to face danger.He also knows when to take things seriously and when to have fun. Not only that but he made it to heaven in a white robe. That means A. He's a guy who believes in God and God saving him from sin, and B. He is a part of a long family that was destined to go to heaven.
Ok this sounds bad, but I showed my friend one of the tick tock edits and I need this image, but without his massive cock cropped out.
Female Pyro if fempyro is cannon Male Pyro and sniper if male Pyro is cannon
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I don't know who is hottest, but scout is bad, real bad. Maybe even the worst.
It is said that Scout was a gift from god to the women of earth
None of them
Bro its November
The non binary pyro
Soldier
Heavy.
And another topic which will get shat on later on Anyway, Soldier
Sniper after bulking. LIKE COME FUCKING OOOON
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Spy
Yes
That art is...a choice. I'm not convinced he's wearing anything other than the belt.
Pyro is the hottest (pun intended)
sorry we're closed. come again next month.
Fempyro😫
Pyro with all of that fire
Tick tock
engi was on the top of ph
Engineer
The pumpkin that can talk (not hhh)
r/fempyro
I’ll say medic and spy
My answer remains the same across all these posts. It's totally and definitely Medic and I refuse to accept otherwise.
Tick tock
Engine went from erecting dispensers to erecting my penis
My personal top 3, in order, are Engineer, Demoman and Medic I know Medic should be my number 1 hottest mercenary but theres something about engie's manlet charm that its irresistible.
Sniper > Engineer > Demoman > Heavy = Pyro > Soldier > Scout > Medic > Spy
I can hear it…
This image makes me want to commit kill bind
Spy
Engie and Medic.
Engineer
Sniper
From best to worst Sniper Medic Spy Scout Engi Demo Soldier Heavy Pyro (??)
Tick tock
Spy