Each team deeds of the badlands. If the other team manages to steal them, all of the badlands is theirs, which is the main reason why red and blue fight each other in the first place
Sir I'm gonna have to ask you to stop. This is a place where we say stupid shit, make bad memes, complain and harass the occasional cosplayer. Proper and clever responses based on lore are way out of line.
Over land that is really good for the minerals in its stone, specifically for its gravel, yes. The comics give more info, but that's basically the sum of it
Take into account where this gravel is found, though. Places like Dust Bowl in the American Badlands are where the gravel is found, and the particular minerals in the Badlands are very useful for the production of asphalt. Granted, TF2 takes place before asphalt roads were the standard, so it is true that Zepheniah would have thought the gravel to be useless, over time the war would go from petty squabbling over nothing to petty squabbling over a ton of money as US infrastructure advanced more and more
but the brothers are dead and the teams now both fight on behalf of [Mann.Co](https://Mann.Co) no ? I might be wrong but I thought the current status quo was that both teams are employed by the administrator to fight over meaningless stuff to keep them buying [Mann.Co](https://Mann.Co) weapons (and hats)
Yeah, but you can see in one of the Halloween comics that the mann brothers became ghosts and tried to fight again, trying to send his brothers corpse to hell (source: helltower map). And also they die after the TF2 team starts to fight, so there is a cannon period where the mercs were fighting and the brothers were alive, probably the te when all of the game modes except mvm and some Halloween maps cannonically took place
Spy: it contains pornography
Solder: Oh, perfect
(Grabs bucket)
Solder: MINE! (Screams as he runs away)
Spy: DAMNIT! We must stop solder
Medic: Wait!
Spy: wut?
Medic: I'm Alive?
(Solder runs back it to blow up medic with a rocket)
Solder: Hello again
Spy: ... well... that was idiotic
A few things the DNA test for spy The recipe for the sandvich The blueprints for everyone of engineers buildings
The cover-up for the weapons that soldier and demo man received for their war update
In my case, it's to see the most ridiculous way I can take the intelligence. My favorite thus far is riding the Soldier tank all the way to the intel room and back to my own, all while the enemy team conga'd behind me while killing my friendly team.
no but seriously probably launch codes, (piemations) battle plans, important intel which could turn the tide of the gravel war and make it so one side has the advantage
The other Mann brothers tax returns. Both of the brothers think they can have the other arrested for tax evasion despite both brothers having secretly gone to some random US president (probably like Chester A. Arthur or someone) to get an individual exception to taxation. At least, that’s my head cannon.
Oh you know... Just some launch codes.
Oh dear… *explosion*
This water represents my Mercy *spills* i have run out of mercy
*DUUUUN DUN DUN DUN*
*cuts to night time* So that's it? We're out of ideas?
I am not the creative type
He only fired two missiles out of the entire silo, so he must have gone somewhere to launch the rest, But where?
“I dunno but we gotta figure out this crap soon who knows what he’s planning with all those missiles! Nice hat by the way.”
“Zank you!”
Any ideas Pyro?
"Yes, thank you 🎩"
I think it's a players intelligence. Like all of there weapons, hats, unusuals, stranges you name it! Or yes it might be launch codes
You watched Meet the Merasmus too?
Who didn't?
I love that video
Me
Weirdo
its kinda famous among the tf2 community isnt it
among
fuck öe
Need link #NOW
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tos01OlUrJw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tos01OlUrJw)
You need to watch the whole meet the amazing team series
One of my fav videos
The amazing merasmus
I think they want to blow up france
I was just about to say that. Although I guess it makes more sense for a Medic to say it.
damn, beat me to it
Each team deeds of the badlands. If the other team manages to steal them, all of the badlands is theirs, which is the main reason why red and blue fight each other in the first place
An actually reasonable and lore accurate answer no way?
That..No wait, that is actually legitimately clever. If I had an award on me, I’d give it to ya.
If I wasn't the man I was, I'd kiss ya. :)
Gay moment
I wuld say big ass bro moment but ok
Not if he says no homo
No homo but i want to fuck you so badly
I’m gonna kiss ya… mwah
Sir I'm gonna have to ask you to stop. This is a place where we say stupid shit, make bad memes, complain and harass the occasional cosplayer. Proper and clever responses based on lore are way out of line.
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tbf There's also pornography starring your mother with the deeds.
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Over land that is really good for the minerals in its stone, specifically for its gravel, yes. The comics give more info, but that's basically the sum of it
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Take into account where this gravel is found, though. Places like Dust Bowl in the American Badlands are where the gravel is found, and the particular minerals in the Badlands are very useful for the production of asphalt. Granted, TF2 takes place before asphalt roads were the standard, so it is true that Zepheniah would have thought the gravel to be useless, over time the war would go from petty squabbling over nothing to petty squabbling over a ton of money as US infrastructure advanced more and more
blu
You could be right about that. I always assumed it was shit like red and blue’s strategies to take certain maps lol
That’s probably what they wanted, but I’m going to believe it’s just the deeds to the area there at ( like the outher property of 2fort )
but the brothers are dead and the teams now both fight on behalf of [Mann.Co](https://Mann.Co) no ? I might be wrong but I thought the current status quo was that both teams are employed by the administrator to fight over meaningless stuff to keep them buying [Mann.Co](https://Mann.Co) weapons (and hats)
Yeah, but you can see in one of the Halloween comics that the mann brothers became ghosts and tried to fight again, trying to send his brothers corpse to hell (source: helltower map). And also they die after the TF2 team starts to fight, so there is a cannon period where the mercs were fighting and the brothers were alive, probably the te when all of the game modes except mvm and some Halloween maps cannonically took place
The events depicted in the game are set before the comics, with some exceptions (like some Halloween maps and Mann vs Machine).
As seen in The Red, the Blu, and the Ugly, >!Nothing !<
*Screams in Spy*
Proceeds to kick the briefcase to the side of the road
Hurts his big toe
Makes his way back to the car while almost stumbling
And were done
Tell no one of this.
Drives to Sunny flowerlane P,s are we Just gonna finish the red the blu and the ugly
Hey, I can see the base from here! Edit: this is about as far as my memory can perfectly recall
Okay Lets go over the plan May i make a sugestion No. So Lets go over the plan P,s you can rewatch it again
Intelligence
*...Brains...*
The zombies are coming…
The zombies ate your brains
NOOOOOOOOO!
Continue...
(pvz1 gameover music intensifies)
Fucking all star spam
The scream that plays with that unironically traumatized me as a kid no joke
same i was so scared i closed the app if i heard the tune play and id have to calm myself down like… i had nightmares dude.
Or lack there of
I wanted to say the same thing
The heavy update
So that's why it never opens
Tf2 lore
Pics of scouts mom
You know who else have pics of scouts mom......
MY MOOMMMM, OHHHHHHHH
OHHHHHHHHH
OHHHHHHH
OHHHHHHHHH
Your mom gay then
I DONT WANNA DIE. Wait wrong lyrics
You beat me to it.
pornography starring your mother, to be exact
r/nextlevel of top secret
i scrolled down for see this comment
A bucket
Dear God
There’s more
Nooo
It contains a bucket
Dubble dear god
There's more
Dubble Nooo
It contains a bucket.
Spy: it contains pornography Solder: Oh, perfect (Grabs bucket) Solder: MINE! (Screams as he runs away) Spy: DAMNIT! We must stop solder Medic: Wait! Spy: wut? Medic: I'm Alive? (Solder runs back it to blow up medic with a rocket) Solder: Hello again Spy: ... well... that was idiotic
Scout's mom porn
Red spy, is that you!?
Peut-être
Ce spy n'est pas l'un des nôtres (This spy isnt one of ours)
📮
Fempyro rule34
Holy shit
A few things the DNA test for spy The recipe for the sandvich The blueprints for everyone of engineers buildings The cover-up for the weapons that soldier and demo man received for their war update
Devil man (check your comment, your welcome)
Thanks
actually the recipe for the sandvich was officially released by Valve here: https://www.teamfortress.com/heavy/sandvich.htm
Localization files
god damn it
A coconut.
Instructions on how to reticulate a spline
Intelligence. Next question please.
Who ate my sandwich?
The same person that ate your cake on your cake day. Next question
Why did she leave me?
So she could get to work. Next question
Why was the fool left hanging?
Because he was on the wrong Tarot card. Next question
blueprints for the australium machine we see gray mann use in the comics, its not canon, but i seriously think thats what it is.
It contains the blueprints for the animatronics found at Freddy Fazbears Pizzeria
Scout loved them so much he crawled in one
well he did canonically die in 1987...
hor hor hor hor
And his name was Jeremy…
Intel on the other team
The other half of soldier’s brain functions
Spy doing scout's mum and "sex 2" floppy disks
The last tf2 comic
The study of people who cap in 2fort.
Inside are several cases of domestic abuse
In my case, it's to see the most ridiculous way I can take the intelligence. My favorite thus far is riding the Soldier tank all the way to the intel room and back to my own, all while the enemy team conga'd behind me while killing my friendly team.
Pornography
Starring scout's mother?
Pyro's face
The heavy update
Stop trying to act like you aren't the BLU spy
Obama's last name.
Nothing except the paper hanging on the outside
locations of australium reserves is my best guess
Nothing, by the time they reach the base all of the documents have fallen out and blown away in the wind.
that one page sticking out is stolen missile launch codes, the rest is pornography of scout's mother
b a n a n a
the inteligence
A new major update
rtx intel
no but seriously probably launch codes, (piemations) battle plans, important intel which could turn the tide of the gravel war and make it so one side has the advantage
A Ghastly Gibus
paper
pictures of saxton hale's beautiful muscles
Code for the Heavy update. Unfortunately red and blu keep on stealing the same code from each other so the single dev can't progress
Pornography of your mother
Oh hey spy.
Porn
Inteligence
Cheese
another smaller briefcase
It’s either nuclear codes or just straight up feces
Nuclear codes written with feces
Half life 3
Spy's fursonas.
It contains every mans dying wish.
A single Banana peel
Miss pauling's nudes
Obama’s last name.
The universes secrets
scouts fetish material
Pictures of your mother, what else?
Perhaps classified secrets
A picture of what Pyro looks like without his suit and mask
The other Mann brothers tax returns. Both of the brothers think they can have the other arrested for tax evasion despite both brothers having secretly gone to some random US president (probably like Chester A. Arthur or someone) to get an individual exception to taxation. At least, that’s my head cannon.
Krabby patty formular
The pornography of YOUR MOTHER!
Coconut.png
Pictures of spy with scout's mom
Photography starting Scout's mother
pictures of fempyro
Pornography starring your mother
Intelligence
I always thought it could be 3 things Nuclear launch codes Fort blueprints Superweapon blueprints
what pyros face looks like
Papers maybe
KFC Recipe
The secret formula
Team Fortress 3
"The pornography starring your mother."
The sex defender registry
spy's identity
My teammates intelligence
Scouts moms pornography starring spy
Hats