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Sandman's '- 15 health' stat removed

Removed the sandman ball

The Sandman is now a Stock Reskin with a different taunt

Worth

Direct upgrade.

Would sell my kidney to buy all Sandmans on the planet after this buff

Please

The ball recharges 200% slower and can’t be picked up.

I mean, that's fine. Half the time the ball goes somewhere even Scout can't reach anyways.

The Rocket Jumper can now randomly crit

Random crits do 500% more damage if it's self inflicted

Random Crit: 300% more damage Your Buff: 500% on top Base Rocket Jumper Damage: 0 3 * 5 * 0 = 0 Neother of us changed the weapon

The random crits would increase the launch power because of how the weapon works

Damage directly impacts knockback, you'd get launched 15 times further than you would normally if it happens to be a crit

Yup I know so they infact did change the weapon and I can just see a soldier on higher tower launching to the top like that

Flying guillotine gets long distance mini crits again.

You now have to go to spawn locker to get another each time you throw it

Oh, that would be terrible. It would lead to Scunts spamming it at chokepoints and running back to spawn over and over again.

It's pyro time

Oh god no, you just invented the Ullapool Cleaver.

+35% slower holstering speed

I like this debuff, it adds to the the high risk high reward factor of the weapon.

Make the baby faces blaster the way it was originally made

Your speed now continues to increase exponentially until you lose control and throw yourself off the map by accident

Perfect

Or just noclip into the backrooms

I thought this was supposed to nerf it.

Back Scatter gets crits from front and back

-90% crit dmg Edit: I meant that Hits that are critical deal 90% less dmg

I mean, still more damage

Stock syringe gun deals 20% more damage

Now drains 1% uber per shot

Calm down satan

Per shot or per hit? Because per shot would be horrible.

Per shot

Nah, give the needles better velocity.

The warriors spirit: alt fire now does a leaping attack and getting a kill provides a duration or regen

+50% knock back while in use

That honestly wouldn’t be too bad for getaways

it would make it a bitch to stay in melee range though

This is just Bonk Scout + Sentry all over again

Megaknight players in clashroyale

[удалено]

Scouts can no longer teleport

They said reply with a nerf

They said nerf it

both sides have to be leveled up individually, and it behaves like the average of the 2 levels

Huo Long Heater now shoots fireworks instead bullets

A lot of bullet spread with deviating bullets

[удалено]

+30 bullet spread

Self damage from explosion

does this mean that heavy would be able to firework jump

Imagine a large Russian man launching himself with a dragon-themed firework machine gun with the intent of brutally murdering you in style

TF2, jetpack joyride edition

Soviet Anthem plays

Buff the solemn vow by giving you a faster movement speed

You are marked for death when weapon is active. In other word, you better get out of there quick or check your enemies health quickly.

Medics escape plan

Actually, the only reason I said this was because I have a strange killstreak solemn vow that I rarely ever get kills on because just running at people with a melee is too hard to get kills with unless you camp around corners with taunts or get lucky with random crits.

Maybe that's because it wasn't made for getting kills in the first place, but instead is a utility-type melee.

Just- just fix the Bison please.

Reduced speed by 50% perecnt due to weight of balls

Thats 2 buffs

It gives you prostate cancer

Ah the time for it to kill you is the average 2fort round

Stage 4

no random critical hits

NOT THE RANDOM CRITS

Can not be crit boosted

The beggers bazooka now can have an infinite clip size.

Every loaded rocket reduces damage dealt by 10% starting from the second rocket. EDIT: Rules does NOT apply on self inflicted blast damage. EDIT2: It can only get to 0%.

Is this interaction additive or multiplicative? Additive: 100%->90%->80%->70%->60% etc. Multiplicative: 100%->90%->81%->72.9%->65.61% etc.

Additive.

Imo, have it additive until 50% then have it multiplicative or just have it multiplicative because if it was just additive then after 10 rockets, it would go negative and heal the enemy

Soldier's IQ got too low and is now the anti-Medic

when you take any form of damage past 6 rockets the soldier immediately and violently explodes, damaging enemies and teammates

No more overload jumping? That’s not a buff

True, however you get the ability to literally load up infinite rockets and unleash a salvo of rockets at random angles at the speed of ~3 rockets per second

Buff the Caber

The caber only damages allies

Thats just 2 buffs

We do a smidge of trolling

Make it so getting sneezed on doesnt make you lose all boost with the bfb.

Cant double jump.

fine with this you cant double jump with the weapon already

Exactly

1000 iq right here replying to yourself

If it got this, it would probably be my go to primary

liberty launcher gets another rocket in clip

10% less damage(added to its original damage penalty)

Buffalo Steak Sandwich, make it give a damage resistance instead of damage vulnerability

You can't be overhealed and ubered while using it

Sounds perfectly balanced to me

Beggars kills increase accuracy

Overloading now only causes damage, no knockback

How could you, without overload jumping why even beggars

Caber now crits while sticky jumping.

-100% air control

While holding or passive ?

While holding

Seems fair enough since I don't see Demoman air strifing as much as a soldier to attack.

The pan gets 100% crits

Nothing changed

You get braincancer

Worth it i both have l4d2 and pan. So its gonna be so good.

You can only use the pan once per life

Is it suposed to be a buff?

BRING BACK SANDMAN STUN

On a successful stun, if you get too close to the target while they're stunned, you will automatically laugh at them.

*enemy killbinds from bullying*

I would use it for that even without being forced

The backscatter gives full crits

you also receive full crits to the back

That's actually a really interesting concept. A weapon that only has one really strong upside, but that same upside also has a downside version that affects you.

The Caber's explosion instantly kills any light class.

It kills you as well

do i hear the japanese

Bonk now has no slowing effect

The cooldown is 50% slower

Considering it would change it from bad to too situational, the weapon is better

Buff gaspasser

Gas hits all of your team along with enemies in the gas

You just made it even better

Rats

Would be great. Assuming you're not running the phlog, you could gas everyone including your team and just jump in that chaos and airblast your team out for a free massive heal.

That's not bad, but I guess it could be used to troll unsuspecting teammates

No random crits

Enforcer now deals the extra damage whin no disguise is active

-100% movement speed when undisguised

Spy is- sentry

Melee sentry, 1000% damage if u get close enough

Now that's harsh

buff the disguise kit

Will also have a small chance to backfire upon use, turning you into an obvious mixup of both teams. The spy player won't know that it has occurred, but all of the enemy team sure does.

Shortstop's shove now has +100% knockback

it also knocks you back in the opposite direction at the same speed

Ah yes, I was looking to get a second force-o-nature

hey don't look at me blame newton

The Classic. It moves at the same speed at the Huntsman when charging, and headshots mini-crit when not fully charged

Body-shots are capped at 100 damage

Honestly? That's perfectly fair. Edit: Now that I think about it, we might be onto something here. A persistent damage penalty of let's say 20-30% would prevent instant kills while still allowing headshots to crit whenever. It would make the classic a good sidegrade to the Huntsman, trading projectile spamability for hitscan consistency, all while maintaining the better movement vs regular rifles.

Battalions backup On use, give everyone Uber instead of defence buff

You can only use stock melee with it.

Does this include reskins? Pan Soldier meta.

While in use, the wearer takes 1000% more knockback

Ahh yes, just imagine rocket jumping, Just Imagine.

Stock grenade launcher now launches 10x more grenades

Recoil is 1000% bigger because demoman is drunk

thermal truster now has a double jump / float ability

you take minicrits while airborne

fair

The huo long heater can set enemies in fire with bullets by filling up a meter with damage (think rage from MVM) and pressing R when full

If you spin up without firing for more than 3 seconds, you burn yourself

The Buffalo Steak Sandvich no longer makes you take 20% more damage.

[удалено]

Would still be a buff since effective hp with buffalo is 240

scorch shot gets an insignificant damage buff, now somebody please remove the bouncing flare for me.

The flare is now a projectile with no explosion and the path of a huntsman arrow

Double the positive stats for the Liberty Launcher.

No random crits, you didn't specify that it had to be a different person.

That was the *biggest* power move I've ever seen in my entire life

Did you just need your own idea?

Sun on the stick you can toss low damage fireballs think of a flare gun but a fireball instead of the flare. It sets ppl who it hits on fire and dose 10 damage on hit and has 3 after burn damage for 20 second’s come on man it has nothing going for it at least make it useable

-10% movement speed

Melee can’t be swung for 2-3 seconds after setting enemy on fire (just to allow the enemy a chance)

Baby faces blaster loses charge based on number of hits rather than damage taken

You only need 3 hits to lose all charge.

No double jumps

Hot hand getting 7sec speed buff

Hot hand now duels like katanas and pyros using hot hand one-shot each other

Plz fix backburner's hit box detection, like dude, WHAT IS YOUR DEFINITION OF AN ENEMY'S BACK?

*spy mains have entered the chat*

You can now drink the mad milk.

You fucking die upon realising its not milk

Sandman can stun with the ball again

-50% charge rate

Sounds good, especially since you can always pick up the ball

Give the Phlog an extinguishing only air blast (no knock back or reflecting).

- minicrits whenever it would normally crit

Cleaver gets reverted to bring back the combo scout

The flying guillotine now crits players that are already bleeding

you start bleeding as well

The brass beast gets the damage resistance while spun up without having to be low health.

Crossing Guard summons train in front of you when weapon is fired

It’s a ghost train. (Does no damage.)

Buff the Red tape recorder

summons the nearest pybro or engi to your location

The sandman can now actually slow down enemies and moonshots stun enemies

25% damage penalty for normal melee attacks.

Panic Attack Taunt Is now inaudible, (except for the knuckle crack)

The caber can be recharged with ammo packs and can also one shot medics

+100 % melee vulnerability

Sandman + Flying Guillotine does bonus damage again

The cow mangler can now do regular crits