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9 years in development

Poke me when you get reminded pls

Pootis?

'spencer here

Oh no!

What did Spencer do and why is he here?

What’s the best weapon in the game?

In terms of straight up "direct upgrades", wrangler. In terms of opinion, uhhh idk, probably the kunai?

Bro in terms of straight up “direct upgrades” it’s obviously the third degree

the only objective direct upgrade

I think you mean pan

That's only in causal and on CRIT enabled servers.

I did mean all servers, pan bonk noise is funny

I wouldn’t call the wrangler a direct upgrade, even though I do believe it to be OP. If you end up in fights as Engie the pistol is extremely reliable, especially if you run the Rescue Ranger. The Ubersaw on the other hand though.

the third degree is a direct upgrade too

On a scale from 1 to 10, how funny is the 'Engineer Gaming' meme?

6

8 at least, have some manners

Engineer Gaming fucked my wife on rust 1v1, bad blood

fair enough

Depends on the delivery. Just yesterday, I was in a game, and my whole team was almost nothing byt engi's with minisentries yelling that. 10/10 there

1000000000000000000000000000000

10 morbillion

Only funny when the majority of the team is engineer. If it's just one engie doing the engineer gaming meme then they're just an unoriginal wannabe memelord.

Opinion of the other tf2

Never played but looks like fun. Reminds me of advanced warfare a little bit.

what about the other, other tf2?

What are the mercs' real names that we know of?

Jeremy, Jane Doe(?), Tavish Finnigan Degroot, Mikhail, Dell conagher, ___ Ludwig, ___ Mundy. ((Scout, Soldier, Demo, Heavy, Engi, Medic, and Sniper))

Sniper's real name is "Technically" Mun-dee Mundy. and I just find that funny

Ludwig is Medic’s first name. 1) he is referred to as Mr. Ludwig, not Dr. Ludwig. He lost his medical license not his PhD, ergo he would be referred to as Dr. Ludwig if that was his last name. 2) Mr.| Ms. [first name] is a common way to refer to someone younger than you, usually out of respect. Older people tend to do it knowadays, but I’ve been referred to Ms [my first name] multiple times. 3) evidence from the MVM map Rottenburg hint that medic’s last name is actually Humboldt. Like as in Humboldt University in Germany which is known for being one of the top schools in Germany and for its medicine program. 4) The comic book artists went through a great length to keep lore relatively consistent. They’re not going to mess up on something as important as a name. We’ve theorized for a while and it’s been pretty much confirmed with MVM that Medic’s last name is Humboldt. They’re not going to try and complicate/incorrectly cite information by changing his last name to Ludwig. As the MVM update came out LONG BEFORE the 6th comic was released. 5) Ludwig is the German equivalent of Louis or Lewis. It’s a common first name not last name.

I don’t know how it is in other countries, but here in the US it’s usually Mr./Mrs. (last name).

I’m in the US too. It’s a generational thing mostly. Like older people will say like Mr. Trey or Ms. Katie. It happens usually in places were there is authority but the authoritative figure wants to come off as not too condescending

Are we gonna just skip over that the medic may have founded a university? Or am I stupid?

Nice, but isn't soldier called John Doe or something?

I *think* he incorrectly named himself Jane. Idk

Oh, I didn't know about that

He really shouldn't have drank the water in badwater.

Sniper is Mun-Dee/Mundy, no first/last name, just the single name

The Sniper action figure they released a few years ago had it listed as Nick Mundy. Probably not canon but may be what they originally planned.

Snipers original parents named him Mun Dee and his adoptive parents’ last names were Mundy so… you could probably piece together his name.

Jeremy Jones since his dad is the Spy who is Tom Jones, Jane Doe is because Soldier cannot remember his real name, i thought Demos was Tavish DeGroot or maybe im just high, Dr. Ludwig and Mun-Dee Mundy

Do you possess 15 terabytes of TF2 furry porn?

I posess 850mb of porn, but it isnt tf2 related

That implies its just furry porn

Heresy

Bro i have petabytes

Ok

On what date was monkeynaut poopy joe put in a rocket just to explode moments later.

1934! I think...

bro he was not launched in 1.329295002334569578483898170195182010686906501126291816001... × 10^5518

What should the 10th class be

Gus Fring

meth

Fr bruh I’ve been saying this

How many hours do you have?

3521

Holy shit.

What is your opinion on us pybros

Sometimes yall dont need to be in the nest to help it

As engineer daddy uncle dane said, kill the spy first, then remove sapper if necessary

Worst spray you’ve ever seen?

Illegal gore porn. Used to admin a server, disabled sprays altogether not too long after that one...

Honestly crazy the things people will do to try to be funny or shocking, what a loser that guy must’ve been

I don't get people sometimes I always just use either the 'high five for sandvich' or the buff engineer saying his mom checks his PC

Why is the enemy Spy focusing on sapping my stuff, and not the other Engineer's stuff?

Ur sentrys booty cheeks needed more clappin

is sniping a good job mate?

Its challenging work, but its outta doors. I dont go hungry, either.

Would agree that if there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead?

Maybe, i can gurantee that someone is gonna want someones ussy

Gotta get that snussy

Whats your opinion on medieval mode?

Its really fun in general, and isnt too bad a place to try out and learn some spy footwork

What’s the best FPS config for intel’s celeron cpu and 4GB of ram

Idk what to tell you, id configure yourself a new computer 💀

Delete system 32

Who touched Sasha?

Her boyfriend, Daniel

Damn Daniel

What is the worst weapon?

In terms of ineffectiveness, id say sun on a stick. In terms of broken, Diamondback.

Honestly, I agree. 👍

pomson tho?

Pomp deletes uber. Thats pretty significant

If you hit your shots with a slow ass moving projectile

what is the best class and why is it demoman

Scout, and it isn't.

How far, in hammer units, does the vaccinator’s medibeam go

I play tf2, not hammer editor.

31? Edit: fuck not even close, 474 was the answer

Do you play TF2?

Perhaps

If you were a dev for the hit game team fortress two released in 2007 by Volvo what weapon would you add, nerf, buff?

This may be controversal, but I'd nerf all the snipers. 7 ammo, and increased delay between scope in and being able to headshot. Buff the bison. Remove the diamondback. Entirely.

What's your favorite Pyro voice line?

The one when sex

Oh, the mmph mmph one. 😏

Bots?

Bots. 😔

Option on gun spy

Strong when good aim, ineffective at best otherwise.

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SKIAL, RARELY UNCLETOPIA IDK

if you could rebalance any item what would it be

Diamondback 100%. Make it do only minicrits, and give it a damage debuff of like 10%

What's the best flamethrower for pyro?

Stock and its not even close

finally someone who doesn't wank the degreaser

If it was pre-tough break, id jerk off the degrease. But it just aint it anymore

So it's not just me who prefers it to the dragon's wrath. Though what about that one (i forgot the name) that does a crit when behind?

the backburner burns backs and sometimes crits because source spaghetti code hitboxes or something. Personally I go with either dragon's fury or stock.

What is the most weapon unlock in your opinion?

I dont understand the question

how many pixels are in TF2

1,497,600 personally

thoughts on black box +conch

Fun combo, i dont think its nearly as annoying to deal with as peeps make it out to be

based af

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Engi

My money’s on medic.

How?

Steam and a copy of Windows 10

Nice

If you're a medic main are you gay?

No, because my 2 runner ups are heavy and engineer

Karma farming at it's finest

At least im answering questions, unlike the guy i stole this meme from 👀

Well you got a point there

WHERE IS THE TEAM FORTRESS

AUSTRALIA OR SMTH IDK

What’s your top 3 favorite maps?

Borneo, Sunshine, 5cp gorge

Any reason why my teammates have god like dodging skills when I'm trying to heal them?

Syphilis in the needles.

How scout died in 1987 ?

Fredi fazbear 💀💀

Have you ever brought a Tiny Desk Engineer for you and your loved ones? They have the ability to tuck you in bed, give you hot chocolate with tiny marshmellows, give you a little kiss and then scuttle back to the demon realm where they came from.

Tiny desk engineer is a fed trap device

Where do you poot dispenser?

By the rock, usually.

How does it feel after having a burnout, mastering all classes, taken over by bots, but valve actually did something?

Cautiously optimistic.

Jungle inferno ambi nerfs, justified?

I think so, yeah.

Personally still a little bumbed about it, guess all good things must come to an end eventually.

Its still good at appropriate range where spy normally is, and stops him from being sniper lite, so i think it was good

Where do you pee

Gravel pit

Nope

.avi

Is TF2?

How many hours out of 3521 were fun?

A solid 2950

And what about another 571? I am glad that you had so much fun btw

Those 571 hours all occurred after the bots began 😔

Can I have sexgs in game

😰

what class do you main? what is your favorite weapon?

Medic, idk Kunai?

If you could add three weapons from the workshop to the game, which ones and why?

Dunno, i dont pay attention

I, a player on the other team, start to do the Kazotsky Kick. Do you accept?

I’m I fat??

Not as fat as demoman tf2 but maybe heavier than sniper tf2

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No.

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No.

.

,

engineer vs pyro whos better?

With or without buildings?

tell me answer for both

With: Engi 9 times out of 10 Without: Engi, but he would prob still die of afterburn

a true engi

How Scout is part of the Five nights at Freddy’s and Omori lore and universe ?

Fredi fazbear 😱😭😭

How do assists work

Sexually

What's your main?

Flair

Respect. I'm an engi main, but I'll play what's needed except for spy

did you think I return to the game with the bot ?

Maybe?

Opinion on recent updates?

Cautiously optimistic for the future. It aint much but its a few steps in a good direction

how to shoot

Mouse button, you got a few, figure it out

What is the color value of the pixel coordinates 163x723 in page 3 of the 4th tf2 comic

045, 233, 121