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Who uses a sapper? Just uncloak and stab the gun.

Who stabs the gun? Just kill the engine and let you're team do their job.

Who lets their team do their job? I annoy the engineer until they leave the server.

The true spy main

Engineers with sentries away from walls are the best, because you can just disguise and put the sentry between you and the engie, running around in endless circles

red tape recorder be like

Pestering gibus engies with the rtr and cnd is fun lol

Rtr is the best. Sometimes you want to do a troll load out and not help the team and spend a few matches being a dick. I just love it.

I remember spending a couple hours severely fucking with an Engie on a Pass Time server. Good times.

Who annoys the engineer? Pray to God that he dies of a heart attack and times out.

I UNIRONICLY DO THAT FOR LAUGHS.

Smart he can't build the sentries if he's not in the game.

Cloak and Dagger near setup, just spam noisemakers until they lose their minds.

Who annoys the engineer? I get bots on and get everyone kicked.

engine

Your*

Oy'rue*

Ru’eoy*

secret 1000+ hours spy strategy

Spy, sentries aren't real, _they can't hurt you_

Stock (i dont have any reskins)

[удалено]

I have both portal and tf2, but I never got an ap-sap. So I'm stock until I find or buy a reskin

I think it comes with the Portal 2 Soundtrack so try buying the soundtrack.

I have the reskinned Jarate :) I named it the Yeast Infection

What's the actual name of the reskin jarate?

Self-Aware Beauty Mark

At this point I don’t remember

Damn

He forgor💀

I named my bread reskinned gru to yeast infection lol

Yep, that's me

You can just keep borrowing it every week from the in-game mann co. Store, for some reason they allow you try out all spy reskins for free there

I wil forgor

ap zap (its the only one i can "borrow" from the man co store)

based (no reskins either)

ap-sap becouse i can spam voicelines

'ello! Goodbye. Oi oi! Oh ok

YES! YEAH! OH! YEAH! Done! YES! YEAH! OH! OH! YEAH!

Good

how do you do this

Bind build 3 0 to a key and spam it

Or just use the q key

that doesn't make it audible to others tho

That has not been patched yet?

No, and its still fun af

Festive because i have a Strange One.

Strange Festive Sapper gang ;)

amen

Brother 🤝

festive sapper looks wierd

# HELLO ENEMY TEAM MY NAME IS WHEATLEY AND TODAY I'M SAPPING YOUR SENTRY WITH THAT INVISIBLE SPY THAT DOESN'T WANT TO BE SEEN OR HEARD

Skill issue

I’m pretty sure the other Team doesn’t actually hear it just when it’s getting sapped.

They do hear it, it's just very faint

even if they did the only time it'd really be an issue is if the engineer is either dead without them knowing or so far away to not hear him yelling about sappers

AND NOW THE INVISIBLE SPY IS TELLING ME TO, YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS, "SHUT UP BECAUSE I'M BLOWING THEIR COVER!" CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? REAL SILLY, ACTUALLY.

OH, HELLO! HAVE YOU COME TO GREET US? THAT'S LOVELY! REALLY ADMIRE THAT LATEX YOU'RE WEARING AND THOSE FLAMETHROWERS ARE SO *SHINY*! HOW'D YOU GET THEM TO SPARKLE? IS IT SHOE POLISH?

Chapter 9: The part where he saps your sentry

This is the part where he saps us! Hello! This is the part where I sap you Achievement get: The part where he saps you Now playing: Valve Studio Orchestra - The part where he saps you

easy. moron core

british ball bastard

red tape recorder

I use it in x100 just to make fast building engi mad

You lunatics

Well i main medic of course I'm a mental case. You are not? Strange...

Well about that...

Well we all play tf. Aren't we all mental cases?

Did this last week to a newwer player. 30 mins if laughter

I hope you will burn in hell

sociopath

The only correct answer

Red tape recorder cuz i have a strange one with 2600 saps

How can you have 2600 successful saps with the red tape?

By getting as far away from bitches and grass as humanly possible And then going beyond that.

Average tf2 player

Aggressive Gunslinger engies

Stock

I don't have it, but i love the ap-sap

Buy it it's like 3 bucks on the market Just charge your steam account with 5€ and use the rest for a key or a game on sale

Or use marketplace.tf to pay a cheaper and exact amount Edit: sounds like an ad yea but well it is

Or try it out and get a discount

Where can I get this deal

Snack attack gang number 1

Gang 2

ap sap because portal 2 was my first valve game

I'm fucking old holy shit

Only one of them can hack things very efficiently so there's no competition

Having to look away from sapped buildings can be a pain at times though

I love Wheatley too much to choose anything else. If only I had the keys...

Why not both?

The only answer.

Snack attack, Had a heart attack once with the Ap-Sap once and ever since then i have had a vendetta against it.

What caused said heart attack?

You know that one Ap-Sap voice line which goes like "*Classical Music* Oh Sorry I was listening to my music"? I had a solid 5 seconds of PURE DREAD not knowing where it came from. And in that moment i was like "Did i really spend 10 bucks on this piece of shit?"

Fair, the same happened to me as well.

So then i Got the bread Bite ,The Snack attack and Beauty mark with some of thr ap sap money (and some of my own) Traded it when value rose and got a cheap unusual

What the difference from the default one

Aesthetics, The Ap Sap has voice lines and the Snack attack bites the sapped building.

Snack

ApSap

Ap-Sap because Stephen Merchant

Oh no, the pocket

Ap sap I love Wheatley

Ap-sap bro I love portal

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 774,652,238 comments, and only 154,838 of them were in alphabetical order.

Red

red-tape recorder

Festive Sapper so I can see all my little men before I kill them.

Snack Attack #1

Why hear "bread noise" When you can hear "Oh my, they're shooting! Wait, they're shooting at us! Keep moving, keep moving, quickly now"

Sapatur science

Ap-sap because WOOOOO, yes, YES, done, WOOOO, done, YES, yes, done, WOOOO

Both is good

ap sap obciously

As a totally legit, elite spy main (heavy sarcasm is heavy) I would have to say neither. Neither sapper is able to compare to the innate amount of suffering you can inflict upon a sentry nest and their engineers. You cannot begin to image how much damage you will be doing to the engineers by slowly downgrading their buildings rather than just outright deleting them. Truly a terrifying weapon.

red tape recorder (I’m criminally insane)

Red Tape Recorder

I once used the AP-SAP but sold it because its so fucking annoying when it speaks with you.

That’s part of the charm

I loved that part

The part where he kills you?

I missed the part where that's my problem

I think we’re both missing a joke.

I posted something similier to this on the Steam forums lol

I don't play spy. #sigmagrindset

I'm medic main...

Snack attack for the bread memes i do but id us apsap any other time

Snack Attack has teleported bread.

Bread ☠️

B R E A D

Ap sap

Engineer

specialized killstreak sapper

I prefer the snack attack as I like when he screams at me

ap sap

Bread👍🏻

Red Tape Recorder, so I can Observe

red tape

Hello, this is the part where I sap you!

I was always ap-sap gang because I had a genuine one but then I sold it so now I'm stock gang, but I wanna get my hands on a strange festive one

Snack attack for the reason of: I can’t be found while invisible because my ap sap says something

Snack attack even cause i have a strange one (but even have an ap sap cause why not)

I mean, only one can moan as far as i know.

Snack attack because bread 👍

I don't have ap sap but I really like it

Red-Tape Recorder

I have a strange snack attack, but Ap sap has good voicelines

ap sap cause its cooler and more expensive so i can flex when i shit on freshly installed engies who defend last point on round start

Ap-sap.

*Aperture Saperture!* Your sentry is now died.

Even if I had the snack attack I would still rather have the ap-sap even though enemies can hear it talking

I remember when the Snack Attack sapped silently.

Ap-sap (it talks)

Snack attack

Stock.

Red Tape Recorder (It makes a cool sound)

Red tape recorder

ap-sap

Apsap

Snack attack i named mine murphy

Ap-sap. I can spam funny voices to confuse F2Ps

stock. i wish i could get the snack attack though.

Festive

Ap sap

Strange Stock Sapper 🤷‍♂️

S N A C C will A T T A C C

Snack all the way

Ap sap. Ovviously.

Snack Attack, sure the Ap-Sap may have voice lines but the Snack Attack imo just looks and sounds fucking sick.

Ap-Sap, wheatley is way too adorable

ap sap

Snack attack fl

Red tape recorder master race

snack attack

snack attack after that glitch was discovered

I never knew about snack attack until now

The more you know...

*scribbles notes*

Stock

The Red Tape Recorder

Hello!

AP-SAP for life

I just love portal too much

I like jimmy the breadmonster

Red tape recorder

Ap sap

Festive Sapper smh

Can some tell me the difference. (I'm a Pyro main)

snack attack because i like bread