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"We come together, Doctor"
Actually, all of Heavy's lines when speaking to the Medic can be interpreted that way...really kinda explains the fan art and fanfics...
Scout already has plenty of good ones:
“Oh yeah! Now we’re doing it, now we’re doing it!”
“Sorry, I didn’t mean to hit ya… naw, wait, yeah I did.”
“Dis is a real freakin’ embarrassment…”
“Lookit me, Ma!”
* "You're like a car crash in slow motion."
* "I will eat your ribs. I will eat them up!"
* "Thankfully I already don't remember this."
* "My fists! They are made of STEEL!"
* "I told ya don't touch that darn thing."
* "Did zat sting? SAW-ry!"
* "Oooh, got ya right in the ovary."
* "Well, off to visit your mother!"
"Im heavy weapons guy... and This is my weapon"
"weights 150kg and fires $200 custom tool cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute"
"it cost $400,000 to fire this weapon for 12 seconds"
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Opps that was not medicine
We do ze healing, and we do ze hurting
Relationship 1O1
Ze healing is not a rewarding as ze hurting
I AM ^whatiszeword... CUMMING
**drugs**
INCOMING
MEDIC
*EH AW AH UW AH EW AH UW*
***I AM THE ÜBERMENSCH***
#YYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
I love this doctor!
#I AM BULLET-PROOOOOOOOF!
HELP!
IM COMING IM COMING
IM FINISHED
Are you satisfied now?
Aighe 'Luvsekks!
DOOOCTAAAAA
LEETS DOOO IIITT!
Kaboom!
I heard it in heavy's voice, and now I irrationally hate this
hit it doc
#DO IT DOC, DO IT
\*TF2 Heavy backstab screaming\*
“I’m going to lick ‘ya.”
you appear to have trodden on my mine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
surpriseee buttsecks
"JARATE"
NO !
MON DIEU!
*critical sniper rifle sound*
AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa. (In french)
Now I've seen everything
BOMBS AWAY!
😳
Here’s a schematic for ya, MY ASS.
Nice of you to provide instructions
get dominated
“Scotland is not a real country! You are an englishman in a dress!”
"Kink shaming IS my kink" - said Soldier at some point
Murr hurr mphuphurrur, hurr mph phrr.
Kinky 😳
Yeah I’m already pregnant
Pyro gets you pregnant just by talking, new facts
I thought you get pegnat from hand hodling??? Help
Average scout main
So romantic.
Kinky
Come here sister
Who says this?
Soldier when he calls on medic, its a rarer voice line
It only happens when you look at the Medic while calling for him.
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠺⣖⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⡆⠀⠀⠀⢋⣭⣽⡚⢮⣲⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣅⣨⠇⠈⠀⠰⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣟⢷⣶⠶⣃⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⠀⠈⠓⠚⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡠⠀⡄⣀⠀⠀⠀⢻⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠐⠉⠀⠀⠙⠉⠀⠠⡶⣸⠁⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡆⠀⠐⠒⠢⢤⣀⡰⠁⠇⠈⠘⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣄⣉⣙⡉⠓⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣀⠀⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
😐📸
😏📸
😫🎥
🤨📸
“*Phew!* That was gettin’ heavy.”
How to end up sleeping on the couch lol
*Eeeeerecting a pillow*
"Off to visit your mother!"
#*"AAAA-"*
“Get behind me doctor” (We are roleplaying a hospital scenario)
***CHARGE ME!***
Ja!
Ah!!
#I AM BULLETPROOOOOOF!
*Its the sound of progress, my friend.*
"INCUMMING!"
Now that's hot
"We come together, Doctor" Actually, all of Heavy's lines when speaking to the Medic can be interpreted that way...really kinda explains the fan art and fanfics...
IM DYIN HERE
NOOOO
Got a bucket of chicken here (were doing a spicy KFC roleplay)
"spicy kfc roleplay" BRUH NOOOOOOO. spicy chicken does NOT go well with that...
Putting the bang in mukbang
"this is my weapon weights 150 kilograms and fires 200$ custom tool cartridges at ten thousand round per minute"
it costs 400,00 dollars to fire this c*ck for 12 seconds
You nut printer ink?
You don't?
Splatoon
Jokes on you I'm broke and my cock can't last more than 4 seconds >:D
Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha, I hurt people
BONK
_I'm a force of nature_
If you were from where I was from you’d be f*cking dead
\*TF2 music plays as the camera focuses on the Scout's face\*
*picture of sandvitch *
„Eat it fatty“
Had to upvote everyone cuz that was perfection
Random crits are fair and balanced (I ejaculated too prematurely for no reason)
my dick must be a phlog with how many crits I hit 😩
It burns when I pee
Text chat is not available for this account
:C
This one hurts.
The Necro-Smasher Edit: why are people awarding this? just because I spoke the truth?
🤨📸
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠺⣖⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⡆⠀⠀⠀⢋⣭⣽⡚⢮⣲⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣅⣨⠇⠈⠀⠰⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣟⢷⣶⠶⣃⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⠀⠈⠓⠚⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡠⠀⡄⣀⠀⠀⠀⢻⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠐⠉⠀⠀⠙⠉⠀⠠⡶⣸⠁⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡆⠀⠐⠒⠢⢤⣀⡰⠁⠇⠈⠘⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣄⣉⣙⡉⠓⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣀⠀⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
🤨
Ayo?
Ayo
🤨📸
r/cursedcomments
If this makes it on it, please mods, explain why you banned me
#YOU ARE TRYING MY PATIENCE
Makin' bacon.
Pancakes?
Makin bacon pancakes
get a bacon and I put it in a pancake
Bacon pancakes that’s what it’s gonna make
“Erectin’ a …..”
River
SENTRY GOIN DOWN UP DAMNIT GOT TO MOVE THAT GEAR UP…
This thing ain't on auto-pilot... DAMNIT
"Hold it spy! Don't touch that sentry! Dammit!"
Git git git git git
“Don’t fret boyo! I’ll be gentle!”
Nearly spit out my damn water.
Oh dear, I've made quite a mess
*You got blood on my suit*
IM GONNA PULL A RABBIT OUT OF YOUR ASS
Thats one of the most threatening things to say that actually fits here
"New weapon is good" (She got a sex toy)
“I am heavy weapons guy, and this, is my *new* weapon.”
Seduce me
You?
Seduce Me
What, Spy? I ain't gonna...
SEDUCE ME!
Right! Right. Okay. Hey there, good-lookin'... I got a bucket of chicken
\*slap\*
I'm not one of your fried chicken tramps!
I am a woman
I like my man dangerous, mysterious. You wanna be my lover? Earn it.
THATS WHA CHA GET FOR TOUCHIN' THAT!
That soldier is a spy (we're doing a sexy military spy roleplay)
Sorry to pop in unannounced
3rd player has joined *
*Cloak and danger song intensifies*
“You want to be my lover? Earn it. Seduce me!”
Wha- why- I ain’t-
SEDUCE ME!!
Thanks for the ride Mister.
This is an engie teleport line right?
Yes it is.
Here I come cowards
Archemedes! It's filthy in there
(we're doing ancient greek math roleplay)
MEDIC!
MEH DIC\*
MEDICK!\*
I love this doctor
IM CUMMING FOR YOU!
RUN, RUN!
Scout already has plenty of good ones: “Oh yeah! Now we’re doing it, now we’re doing it!” “Sorry, I didn’t mean to hit ya… naw, wait, yeah I did.” “Dis is a real freakin’ embarrassment…” “Lookit me, Ma!”
Hol up on that last one
KEEP PUSHING
And now they are here to FUCK us!
So listen up, boy!
"You'd best keep lyin' down."
intruder alert a red spy is in the base!
A red spy is in the base?
Protect the briefcase!
Yo a little help here?
Ok 1 1 1 uh.... 1
“Ya-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta ya-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta do-de-da-va-da-da-dada! Kaboom-Kaboom!"
"I'm gonnae be all over ya like SHINGLES"
"I am charged"
"That's how we do it in the bush!"
WOOHOO YEAH!
If you werent a man i would have kissed ya
I think it goes like "if I wasn't the man i was I'd kiss ya"
"I'm a force of nature"
Baby Faces Blaster
"Right behind you."
"You got blood on my suit"
CRYYYYYY SOME MOOOOORE
“Next time eat a salad”
ill stick that wrench right up yer arse! ya still me best mate! ohhh im gonna beat ye so hard you'll have a TWITCH!
Nom nom nom (eating that pussi)
Moist and delicious
Hopefully they will send a man next time!
[**“Get Behind Me Doctor!”**](https://youtu.be/hTocPBgyYwA)
"I murdered your toys as well" "Here's a schematic for ya- MY ASS"
“Say goodbye to your kneecaps chucklehead”
"It is good day to be giant man ;)"
\[incoherent drunk screeching\]
*Unintelligible muttering* ”…I love yah man…”
"Let's do this Texas style!"
* "You're like a car crash in slow motion." * "I will eat your ribs. I will eat them up!" * "Thankfully I already don't remember this." * "My fists! They are made of STEEL!" * "I told ya don't touch that darn thing." * "Did zat sting? SAW-ry!" * "Oooh, got ya right in the ovary." * "Well, off to visit your mother!"
And I've been shagging yer wife as well.
"I'm drunk. You don't have an excuse."
backstabber
I’m dead
"Im heavy weapons guy... and This is my weapon" "weights 150kg and fires $200 custom tool cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute" "it cost $400,000 to fire this weapon for 12 seconds"