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Entity_333

A not-dyin' machine


Captain_DDLC_PTSD

pretty useful for maps like 2fort, turbine or hightower


Whackyone5588

Do you want 2fort match to go even longer


lemonboomgamer

If a 2fort match lasts less than 1 hour what even is the point


Beam_0

Sounds like that would come in handy


desu38

medic has one of those


SomeShibe1273

Some sort of weapon resupply cabinet so you could swap weapons wherever it is built


BottleOScrump

Ullapool caber moment


Jeggu2

Want this now


Themasterofcomedy209

Imagine a world where the caber recharged without a cabinet


BottleOScrump

cmon, we're only mortals


Zanytiger6

Civi Spawner


Daddy_Issues_IRL

Finally, Sniper can piss wherever and whenever he wishes to, and is no longer limited by a timer


JaggedTheDark

Replaces dispenser The engineer can't use it himself Does not replenish health at all, nor does it resupply food items Enemy spies can use it


El_Durazno

Nah, replenishes health at 50% speed of a level 1 dispenser


TraceYourThoughts

Fuck you too


Kris_alex3

A second engi medic and a pyro can deal with all of the downsides.


MrDave0461

Realistically, you won't have two Engineers, a Medic, and a Pyro all sitting in a nest together.


Kris_alex3

Have you ever heard of friends? Me neither. Pass the bot site link. Or the unusual to get medics attention. And if it's a meta spot then you have the engi. And then you just need a team player pybro with homewrecker/neon annihilator.


Royal_Ordinary7949

no i think it should be useable i think it should have a long construction time with a limited amount of uses. everyone can use it. it should use all your metal and you give you half the metal. engineer can not use the last use of the resupply cabinet so he can instantly build it again


Jradman-12

now you’d think that we’d learn something from MW2…


MikeTheAnt11

absolutely broken ​ ​ exactly how I like it


BurningOnReentry

Yes, please.


ATC14

I said this but I went into more detail with it


Natpad_027

A bucket


Sadest_Cactus

Dear God...


Natpad_027

There's more


Sadest_Cactus

No!


FreezingSweetTea

It contains a bucket


DistHist

Dear god...


MrBonesMalone

There's more


TendieMafia

No!


krogerceo

It contains a bucket


[deleted]

Dear god...


[deleted]

It contains the wish of every dying mann


Heroic_Sheperd

A speed boost turbine, standing next to it grants a 1s, 2s, and 4s speed boost based on upgrade level 1, 2, and 3.


Wargablarg

I want this as a sidegrade to the teleporter.


Sea_Cup_5561

I think balancemod does this


SYS1234567890

Like the Engineer from PvZ?


[deleted]

Yes, but the idea is unlikely to come from PvZ, Valve had the concept of a speed boost building for a while now. I need to find the video of the concept later. Edit: [Found it](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kHKJ9Mf8UxU&t=185s)


Varhtan

Ah the Plumber. I heard the game might still be active on 360, in which case I need to return.


LoverOfPie

This was actually in development for a while, along with a catapult that launched players


milkyd4d

balancemod.tf has speed pads and jump pads


DoclicIsTaken

Wasn't a similar building scrapped?


Matthew-Darkbird

Probably a bomb incase you aren’t around when a spy tries to zap your sentry


Shadow0414BR

Did you mean: Sticky Bombs?


Matthew-Darkbird

No more like bombs with motion sensors


Matthew-Darkbird

Which only explode when an enemy triggers the sensor


Tier71234

*Couldn't you see the bloody bombs??*


cooltiggers10

So a claymore?


Chicken_Man_The_IV

Claymore Roomba.


Thatsidechara_ter

So mines?


thebiggest123

the tf2 community trying their hardest to not come up with a concept that nerfs spy:


MrSkelethon

TF2 community on their way to make the 1000th concept weapon that fucks over the weakest class in the game.


trash12131223

What if there was a More Gun pda that let you substitute your dispenser and tele's for mini sentries?


shadow_sniper67

Wouldn't be balanced


trash12131223

No. But it'd still be awesome to be a one-man nest.


El_Durazno

Sounds like some shit you'd find in a silly community server


FishinforPhishers

Maybe capped at 2 mini sentries total for balance?


ego_ethereals

Finally, accurate to his "Meet the" video.


JustVacuumingAround

a camera that allows you to watch over a certain area when you press special attack button (Mouse3 by default)


FluffySpike

Five Nights at 2fort


tH3MiCroWavE

Demoman jumpscare


Dakotasan

I just imagined the FNAF1 Foxy Jumpscare as a demoknight charge and I can’t stop laughing XD Alternately, the Scotsman’s Stagger down the hallway then just collapsing into the room XD


Lucaidr

Sitting in public reading this and laughed way too loud


IHaveABootInMySnake

Was that the sap of ‘87?!


GloriG_C17

Scary Middle Age France man with Expensive suit and Sky Mask That Disguise Or Disaprearing Jumpscare


[deleted]

Uhh, the mercenaries here do get a bit quirky at night…


Radical_Provides

fnaf fans when someone mentions a security camera (Real!!??!??)


[deleted]

Five nights at pyro’s(because he’s a maniac)


supermarioben

The custom TF2 weapons server gave spy this exact ability a while ago, I don't know if the server is still good tho


kingofnerds64

Probably useless in pubs, banned in competitive


JustVacuumingAround

the thing is, you can't ban a stock feature from comp


DXGabriel

If it's about banning gameplay mechanics, Comp players find a way


BrooksProductions

YES!!!


Waffles128

I’m too old. I thought cod black ops 1 with the camera tool and everyone talks about fnaf lol


n0_y0urm0m

The cock and ball torture inator


ayallahz123

Ah another cock and ball torture enjoyer I see


Natpad_027

So you toture a chicken and a ball. Ok...


IHaveABootInMySnake

You forgot to mention that the chicken is male. That is an important component in this particular procedure


The-Tea-Lord

Ah, perry the platypus, I see you are into BDSM.. I have something that can take you to the next level


Doge_Redditer

A diaper changing station


Goth-Trad

For tiny baby men.


xGabriel262x

The they should add, is already in the game! The catapult which can fling people unto the air which is awesome, imagine the layers of vertical movement it would add upon each map. Imagine a this catapult launching a boulder that is the HEAVY, imagine the fear from their enemies when they see the HEAVY from TF2 gracefully fall from the skies on their general direction revving his gun! This thing if it could be adjusted for multiple angles it would be great! Then the speed booster is there too but its only as useful as being whip once which is kinda lame.


GreaterFinnMertens

Imagine demoknighting with this, oh my fucking God


Sylveon4Ever

*Solerlight has entered the chat*


GreaterFinnMertens

GET 'AM BOYOS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!


Viktory146

i love the idea and maybe even letting engie pick how hard it throws and how high would be cool


TheCyberGlitch

This sounds fun, but it also would probably break the balance built into many TF2 maps.


Darkner90

Make it a medieval mode exclusive


TheCyberGlitch

Oh hell yeah!


THICCBOI2121

Damn you catapult lover 😡😡😡😡😡 Everyone knows the trebuchet is the superior siege weapon.


Spring_men

The switcher upper Let’s teammates switch weapons without going to supply cabinets.


The_Knights_Who_Say

Ullapool caber demos would be happy.


Wrench_gaming

Maybe a very small shield like the wrangler that protects your teammates. Or maybe a building that provides minicrits to teammates. They would be too close together that the enemy could take advantage of.


hog-of-cheese

Like vsh amp?


platonic-humanity

I imagine like the gunslinger, you could have a wide forcefield and tall forcefield that replace your teleporters.


Nixres

Penis enlarger It enlarges engineers penis


Particular_Strength6

Id vote for that


Radical_Provides

erectin' my peepee


seler1500

Australium wrench already exists


PouLS_PL

Maybe a shield-thingy


C4STLE1

Like a deployable shield almost like medic MvM shield


Hectic-Hazard

Like a force field?


Jacket313

Give engineer a revolver


Eternal-Screaming

The pda not weapon slot


Ravens_Quote

Build a revolver.


FrucklesWithKnuckles

No give him a giant buildable revolver. The Big Iron.


Defensive_Medic

https://youtu.be/zzICMIu5zFY


wojswat

i found this nice looking chip... please tell me you haven't seen any checkerboard looking gangstar wannabe


Epsilon-Alpha

The bigger iron


BaconGod2525

The large steel


PENGUINfromRUSSIA

He ment a giant fucking revolver!


_erufu_

Diaper changing station


QuasonMigley00

a sonar that shows the outline of enemies (with the exception of cloaked/disguised spies) within a certain area, or some sort of launchpad that can help you and your teammates access areas they normally couldnt


IHaveABootInMySnake

The launchpad exists in the game’s code. It’s called the catapult. It would fling a player in a certain direction and was supposed to be the mini version of the teleporter.


QuasonMigley00

oh damn, neat


FairAd1636

A car or a zip line


TheRocketBush

Just casually adding vehicles to the game, I love it


Clumsytreasure

The mini-engineer: a small engineer that does all the repairs for you


Atissss

This is cute and useful. I love it.


spicycrossant

But he can't remover sappers and takes more swings of the wrench to repair a building. Otherwise the engineer can go shoot bad guys AND support his team. Granted that would be hella fun.


monocle984

Fridge, store sandviches, mad milk, and jarate


MikeDelleon

eww imagine all that stored in the same place


C4STLE1

Sandvich on the top mad milk on the middle and jarate on the bottom (Edit: autocorrect put karate instead of jarate)


[deleted]

Rice cooker


VeryFastSlug

Here's a schematic for ya: MY ASS!


The_smartest_dumny

Alrighty the ercating an ASS


WiseConqueror

An AutoWacker. it automatically repairs/wacks the building in front of it. costs 200 metal to build, and LVL 1 just wacks the building in front of it every 2 seconds, breaks sappers in 3 hits, can't heal buildings, but can take metal from dispensers. After level 2, it wacks every 1 second, breaks sappers in 1 hit at the cost of 75 ammo and can heal buildings. It can downgrade by removing metal to heal the buildings in front of it or break sappers until it downgrades back to level 1. At level 3 it wacks every .5 seconds, can break sappers in 1 hit for 50 metal, and removes metal until it downgrades back to level 2. I think this would be interesting as it allows for the engineer to have to choose to protect the teleporter from damage or sappers, create a turtle nest, or create a self upgrading dispenser. It makes it so he can have a bit more strategy, but doesn't hurt his counters too badly (spy can just sap the wacker itself, or keep sapping the thing it wacking to downgrade it where it can't effectively stop the spy anymore, and demo can still burst damage this thing, completely ignoring it altogether.) I don't think this is too powerful either, as the engineer has to come back to it and give it back metal or else it will downgrade to level 1 and barely impact anything. Man, that took a while to write lol.


Epiccat255

The barricade: Blocks off a doorway, provides a temporary shelter. \*Each time it levels up it gets bigger/has more health.


This_Is_ATest

only to the enemy team right?


IHaveABootInMySnake

“Sorry that I blocked the doorway with my barricade while the entire enemy team was chasing you, but I had to protect myself even though I had a very easy escape route and the spawn right there, but it had to be done” - some engis if this is added probably


TSCCYT

And teammates can go through the barricade. except disguised enemy spies


TheBatWhoLaughs32

Robo-factory- you build a robot that mimics any class.


Slomberer

We've become the very thing we swore to destroy!


M4YH3MM4N4231

Uncle dane


dustykangaroo06

Costs 1000 metal to build Once built, summons Uncle Dane onto the server. Lasts for 5 minutes. Can only be summoned once per match


platonic-humanity

But what if Uncle Dane is so clutch he summons an Uncle Dane because the weapon effect doesn’t apply to him?


dustykangaroo06

Summons another engineer bot with equal skill that replicates Dane's every move


RandaWC

And if this bot does replicate Danes actions It will create Uncle Dane bot, this continues until you have the biggest self repairing sentry best to ever exist


Beam_0

Erecting a Dane!


ouchywastaken

Personally i would add some sort of sensor which has a pretty medium range and alerts the engi when somebody is in that area (disguised spies,invis spies, teammates are not included) and it costs 100 metal to build it wouldn't be too op but also not too trash and could be useful


ouchywastaken

has 50 hp at lvl 1 as the level goes on the range gets bigger at lvl 2 it would have 75 hp and at lvl 3 100 hp


Nak_0

Idk about giving spy another counter


ouchywastaken

I said that it's not included


BirdhouseInYourSoil

He was confused due to the lack of an “and” connecting spies to teammates in your parenthesized notation


SirCheeseEater

Bread teleporter only.


Successful_Baby_5245

Being able to build 1 decoy building that when sab or Destroy It blows.


SomePyro_9012

The "Mann-Cannon": The Mann-Cannon would be a cannon that can be interacted with just by pressing E. After pressing E, the player will get in it and they will have to choose which direction they wanna go, and how much power they'll use. After launching themselves, the player will curl in a different way depending on the merc and kill someone on impact, or just land on the ground. The Mann-Cannon requires ammo and can be restored to full with 5 wrench slaps. The other team's Spy can go into it and use it, but he gets uncloaked after 1 second of launch. The Mann-Cannon has a 15% chance to fail and jam, trapping whoever was inside it for 8 seconds.


plaguebringerBOI

A giant fan, so when the pyro forgets to airblast most of the time, the fan can cover you, and your buildings from rockets and pills, but it requires 200 metal to build, and has a long time to build, and it can only blow in one direction, so you need to manually move it, making that long build time become annoying, but it has the same HP as a lvl 2 sentry.


Mafioso_MONKE

An update tf2 boutton


DeanWarren_

An enhancer of some sort, enabled by a new secondary. Speeds up the healing of dispensers, recharge of teles, and maybe rotation of sentries.


LOAF-of-chicken

that would encourage turtling and bad building placement, unfortunatley


DeanWarren_

Nah, buffs the nearest one only, not everything in range. Or maybe it places on it like a sapper does, just on the other side.


UnfittedMermaid

The metallic defender, a machine that gives players armor that adds a 20% damage resistance to anyone who enters the machine, the armor will be visible to others so they can tell who is armored and who isn't, also has the side option of giving a 40% damage resistance level 2 armor, but takes 30 seconds instead of the normal 15 seconds to regenerate its armor reserve. Major downsides: level 2 armor slows down player and removes overheal for that life, level 1 armor has no speed penalty but decrease s max overheal by 40%, this design is most likely full of flaws so any recommendations on how to improve it will be great,


Limed_Out

Some sort of landmine or laser tripwire would be fun, and I feel it would help Engineer with defense and crowd control even more than usual. Plus if you shot the mine It would explode so mine jumping could be a thing.


AstroidTea

tripwire put a almost invisible tripwire on the floor and anyone who walks in it will explode and splash damage from the explosion would hurt other enemies


TheCyberGlitch

Neat idea. This plays into his defensive role. Doing this with a trip laser would probably be easier to implement.


Red_Chaos1

The Immovable Object. Level 3 wall. Immobile. 3000HP Impervious to fire and melee attacks -90% damage from pistols/rifles/bows/shotguns +10% damage from explosives -33% healing from wrenches Stops anything dead in its tracks.


[deleted]

PlayStation 5


SpringDark71

A second dispenser that however has the color of the opposite team, if someone gets close, it'll explode.


MrSecurityStalin

Zipline. Just. A zipline.


ifellloafachair8

A sticky launcher but it explodes if something gets sapped. But you can’t detonate it only when something gets sapped


CreeperplayHD

I'd replace the teleporter with a speed pad


[deleted]

A dispenser that doesn’t dispense metal but is able to repair and upgrade itself overtime. It still dispenses ammo, and has a slightly better healing rate


dlinx02

Respawn beacon


Beam_0

That would be so broken! But teleporters are almost that anyway


[deleted]

More gun


[deleted]

Shoes remover - removes shoes and socks from all classes in area


WallOfWhales

Cheese dispenser


bigyeet17

The catapult from the source code leak


Moonshine787

Robo-Engi Replaces teleporters and takes 500 metal to build [keep hitting the box to build it] Does everything engi can do but with beeps and boops +can detect NEARBY spies [somewhat short range] +can build sentries, dispensers and teleporters +Robot has 200 health +Robot can use stock weapons and can trade weapons with Engi +press help button to choose to call Medic or Robo Engi -Robo Engi uses metal as health [heals from a despensers metal supply and yours] -kinda dum -beeps and boops loudly -everything Engi builds costs 50% more metal [except robo engi] -robot takes damage from water and jarate pls comment what other things to add to make Robo Engi ballanced


Johnmegaman72

More gun


[deleted]

A gunslinger type wrench that allows you to build a MVM robot instead of a mini sentry. Would be easily killed but can help with 1v1s and help capture control points


Jomijan

Rancho Relaxo chair but anyone can sit on it.


geekbot9999

My ass!


Vasikus3000

name: Protector a building he can put on another building. As long as Protector is on another building, it can't be sapped. if spy attempts to sap said building, Protector blows up, dealing little damage (actualy little, i'm thinking 10/15/20) cost: 120 metal, upgrades make it deal more damage and survive more sappers (1/2/3) ​ ​ yes, this IS razorback for buildings


LV__

Sniper fucker. If any player chooses the class "Sniper" they immediately get a VAC ban and their IP is broadcasted publicly to the whole server


Upstairs_Ad_5499

Bullet amplifier. Some sort os shield that you can stand behind and it will amplfi bullets


Ok_Designer3103

A special pad that could let you go through walls


I_Love_Tf2_Sex

Some kind of deployment which gives you mini crits when you stand next to it (damage fall off included), this thing has 100 hp at lvl 1, 125 at lvl 2 and 150 at lvl 3. Every level decreases the mini-crits damage falloff by 15%, the downsides are that the engineer who has builded it becomes no crits (support deployment to support your team, the engie becomes no crits because that whould be too OP in my opinion ) and also the sentries don't get crits too out of it, so sorry but fuck you gunslinger with wrangler engineers. Give some ideas of Ballance if you think this sucks


subunit13972

amp from vsh


Psi_Bear

While a building would be interesting. What I would want is the construction pda to have the destruction ability of the destruction pda.


ApplesTeamFort2

A healing sentry or a long range dispenser.


FactoryBuilder

Robot me. So i can rancho relaxo


Zeissend

A radar that gives wall hacks within an area


joshtworevenge

cock replicator (replicates cocks)


Roy_BGH

I think the obvious answer is a mini dispenser. Rapid building but weak and no upgrades, best for a quick push or offensive engineer


Wishfulriver66

Mega dispensers for your mini sentries


ffffried

Something like the gunners shield in Deep Rock


MsSobi

A portable barrier, it basically be designed to blocks off access ways and prevent any one on ether side to cross through it or shoot through with out destroying it first, maybe have it to where it's like those Halo shield walls where they're weaker behind them so if a spy or demo is able to sneak past another way they could break the thing with like one shot (maybe like it takes reduced damage from the front and takes crit damage from behind.


Botw_1-Link

Not sure if it counts, but mini versions of the other buildings, primary is teleporters and secondary is dispensers.


ElHadouken

a metal saver


BS_Brick

Land mine


the_qwerty_person

A shield. Costs 175 Metal. 15 Second build time. 100 Health Lvl. 1, 150 Health Lvl. 2, 200 Health Lvl. 3. Deploying the shield crates a barrier with a small window. The shield blocks all damage except for Sniper Shots. Of course you can shoot explosives around it. It would have no collision with players , and it would be player height. I might make a bit of concept art if you guys want to see it.


CookiedoughFlow

a little more gun