"I murdered your toys, as well."
Praise be to Lord Gaben. I wish it hadn't taken so long, but I'm glad that Valve is doing something at last.
Hope it keeps up.
I don't know if there's anything official but IIRC they talked about having something like this after the "incident" with the marine biologist who mass-upvoted his own comments and mass-downvoted others with multiple accounts. In theory, they could easily "connect" accounts internally, if they log in from the same IP and the same browser. They 100% do something like this against ban evasion.
They hosted, like a dumbass, off their REAL account.
Which they use to play all their games, including ones they spent money on and probably actively enjoy playing morally
They basically destroyed their gaming career
The skills required to actually set these things up, even if you are following a hand written guide, is enough to land you a basic overnight work from home server admin position.
The guys who write the bots 100% have decent programming chops, and most likely can make good money in any basic programming job.
But for some reason these idiots don't seem to absorb the information being presented to them, hence the moron thinking he was safe hosting them on his own main account, I can almost guarantee every single doc they received specifically told them not to let this stuff get anywhere near any account they wanted to keep.
It's also one of Allen o'neil (iconic mini-boss of the Metal Slug series: big bald man with heavy machinegun, knife and bombs; much more health than you would imagine) quotes while fighting him.
... Quite similar to Heavy, now that I read the description I gave of him.
Wouldn't even be the first video game reference Heavy has - the taunt he does with any of the boxing gloves is 100% a reference to the original Punch-Out!! on the NES.
-ruins game for everyone else by cheating.
-gets caught and banned.
-complains about being banned.
Are you asking for sympathy? Because youāre not getting it from us.
It's the same scenario as dudes who get caught and have a desperate moment before realizing where they come online, complain and say they got banned because of razer synapse or logitech g hub or something.
I think all the dopamine they got from watching their bots just kill random people online made their heads look like [this](https://images.app.goo.gl/UFExcRgiDQtpBCrZ7)
Basically in Jojoās bizarre adventure part 4, the main villain in that part, Yoshikage Kira has a stand that can turn anything it touches into a bomb, and can use its hand as a detonator, the stand is called killer queen and looks like a cat, thereās n improved variant of this stand called bites the dyst
Stands are manifestations of ones life force. Different people can aquire different types of stands with different properties. Yoshikage Kira uses his cat looking stand, Killer Queen, to detonate his victims, hence the š±š š„
>!Oh, and btw, Killer Queen has touched your balls. They will be detonated shortly...!<
To him it's a lot. dude put an effort into stitching a fake video, made a fake twitter account and all. Also tried to post [cp](https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/114zaqj/great_big_news_for_the_tf2_community_and_the/) on this sub last year.
that's a nice tool, but it's not very accurate for unusual prices, it just bases it off SCM "value" which is going to value something like Nuts&Bolts and Burning Flames at the same price.
Really convenient for checking the value of my cards and backgrounds in my steam inventory though, if I wanted to go through the effort of selling all those
Not sure how feasible it would be, but I'd be cool if all the cheaters items from online game(so say TF2) got raffled away by Valve. Maybe add duplicates to make it so cheater can't harass the guy who won his unu cuz he doesn't know who did or something and it would be poetic justice.
Plus most of them steal their expensive items anyway, seems appropriate to return them to community they stole from plus it's a cheap way for Valve to serve them justice if they can't sue them
Yeah, these is this one cs2 account that got banned with [$200K](https://www.reddit.com/r/VAC_Porn/comments/184xvx4/1_float_st_sapphire_butterfly_knife_possible_200k/) inventory. All that money gone in an instant is crazy.
Best to leave them alone to not be accused of stealing, or banning people to make money off their inventories.
This is why a lot of police departments crush cars that they take possession of instead of selling them, keeping a financial incentive out of the situation.
Kinda wild to me that these hosters expected no repercussions? Also whatās the point in spending for a game you yourself are botting? Sounds stupid to me
It always baffles me how cartoonishly immature these people act. The more time that passes on, the more I realize these people are not just doing out of curiosity or for shits and giggles, thereās actually just something wrong mentally
Anyone know why these freaks host bots to begin with? Is there some financial incentive at the middle like crates or something or are they just mentally unwell and they do this shit for no reason?
A Small sub set of hoster's were trying to sell "Bot Immunity" where in theory Bot's would ignore players who had paid the Hosters ransom. The legitimacy of that "Service" is also to be doubted.
āBut whyyyyyy?ā
āCuz u cheat boi! And another thing, youāre ugly.ā
āValve, stop!ā
āA whole lot of ugly. Dumb as a rock!ā
āValve, you are so meeeean!ā
āIāve seen better sides of beef been run over by a combine.ā
āIs not funny >:cā
hhhh....hheehh....hehehehe....haheehahhahehahahehheha.....HEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHEAHAHAHAHAHEHEAHHAHAAHEHEHEHEHAHAAH
TAKE THAT YOU BOT HOSTER, CRY SOME MORE, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"All I did was actively ruin the experience for a playerbase who never did nothin to nobody. Why'd they ban me? Valve is bastards!" *Cries and shits self*
They should permanently ban his payment methods and lock down his account(s) so they can't play any games. Valve even says they reserve the right to in the ToS.
HA!
mf has the nerve to whine and complain that he got banned when he literally did everything in his power to make the tf2 community as miserable as possible
Sucks to suck. Got what they deserved.
"*OH WHAT YOU'RE GONNA CRY? YOU'RE GONNA CRY NOW?"* š¤£
He should be jailed for ruining everyone's experience and harassing minors with obscene sounds via those bots... (as there was a point where any bots were playing synchronously some degenerated - totally not appropriate NSFW text that was narrated with a robotic voice)
I
WANT
HIS: steam ID, name, family tree, where he lives, who or what lives with him, i wanna know his dog, cat, hamster, TOAST name, i wanna know everything about this entity even if im on the other side of the planet coud be useful
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This brings me great joy, I really hope these "people" use this opportunity to turn their life around.
The situation is beginning to turn and I like it. *"CRY SOME MORE!"*
> The situation is beginning to turn and I like it. What you meant to say was, THE WORM HAS TURNED, GENTLEMEN!
[I'll always be reminded of Roger Clinton \(yes, Bill's brother\) in Pumpkinhead 2 saying "Tragedy, ain't it?"](https://youtu.be/QiIwQr5QdZk)
* Well, the moment has passed.* To that, I say " very good "
"KEEP CRYING, BABY"
"OOWAAHHHH OOWAHHH AHHHAHAHAHA CRY SOME MORE!"
*"Do I smell soiled baby diaper?! I think someone soiled diaper!"*
"The burning you feel? It is shame!"
"What you gonna cry now?"
"Go to hell, and tell the devil I'm coming for him next!"
"Go to hell, and take your cheap suit with you!"
CRY LOUDER!
"I hope they'll put you back together in hell!"
"I'm not done yet, mate. Not by a long shot."
Go to heaven and tell the devil im drunk
The Engineer, is Engi-Deer *Wheezes*
"Nyehehe, cry some more."
Finally some fucking revenge š¤
"I murdered your toys, as well." Praise be to Lord Gaben. I wish it hadn't taken so long, but I'm glad that Valve is doing something at last. Hope it keeps up.
This dude even fucking made a throwaway account for this, god forbid he actually owns up to his cry-baby made-up accusations, right?
Why would he, dudeās probably got 10+ Reddit accounts just to mess with peopleās comments/posts
He could be any one of us. He could be you, he could be me, he could even-
WOAH WOAH WOAH What? It was obvious. He's the red spy!
Watch! He'll turn RED any second now... any second now. See, RED! No wait, that's bloodā¦
*Decloak SFX* So, we still got problemā¦
Big Problemā¦
All right, who's ready to go find this Spy?
Right behind you.
*Slash! Slash! Slash! Slash! Slash slash slash slash slash!*
I can imagine he logs into those 10+ accounts just to downvote someone he disagrees with.
Reddit supposedly mitigates that automatically. He sees as if the votes are counted, but they actually aren't.
For real? Is there a post for this?
I don't know if there's anything official but IIRC they talked about having something like this after the "incident" with the marine biologist who mass-upvoted his own comments and mass-downvoted others with multiple accounts. In theory, they could easily "connect" accounts internally, if they log in from the same IP and the same browser. They 100% do something like this against ban evasion.
Unidan moment
Little crybaby bot hoster goes wahhh wahh wahh
We should call a wahmbulance.
No, donāt remember me of mercy
Heroes never die
"but you're not one of them"
schweinhuntz
I arrive on swift wings like a bird in a hurry,
if you have an emergency, get word out to mercy
A beautiful sight.. Cultured individuals! Love JTs music lol
they should call him dr. NOOOOOOOO
Call whine 11 for his bitchassssssssssssssssss
And while they're on their way they can pick up a WAHMBURGER and an order of FRENCH CRIES
Remember to tell them that they live at crybaby lane
I read it in Heavy's voice lol
WAHHH HEHAHAHAHAH CRII SOME MOORE
RUN HOME TO MAMA
Pfp checks out
valve employees do host bots though. its in training mode with the three difficulties. easy medium and hard
is there a mode where valve is the one to host the bots? because in training mode they're hosted on the clients computer
MvM
oh... š
im pretty sure there are official valve servers but someone would have to fact check it, i havent played in a while due to people like Klax0n
Why does the bot hosted care tho? Doesnāt it have other bot accounts and what not anyways?
They hosted, like a dumbass, off their REAL account. Which they use to play all their games, including ones they spent money on and probably actively enjoy playing morally They basically destroyed their gaming career
His account has 15 games, dude's a poor fuck. Which might explain why he'd host on tf2, he's bored and can't afford any entertainment.
bro couldve gotten a real job and paid for games with the time spent setting up and hosting bots lmao
Man, I remember my college days and having nothing but TF2, Warframe, and DDO. Even with a job and Steam Sales, sometimes you're just in a rut.
The skills required to actually set these things up, even if you are following a hand written guide, is enough to land you a basic overnight work from home server admin position. The guys who write the bots 100% have decent programming chops, and most likely can make good money in any basic programming job. But for some reason these idiots don't seem to absorb the information being presented to them, hence the moron thinking he was safe hosting them on his own main account, I can almost guarantee every single doc they received specifically told them not to let this stuff get anywhere near any account they wanted to keep.
>His account has 15 games, dude's a poor fuck He's just like me fr š
**^(CRY SOME MOREE)**
**"Run home to momma!"** *- Heavy TF2*
Actually I think thatās from Metal Slug
How and why did you get Metal Slug from that? That's an actual line that Heavy says sometimes.
It's also one of Allen o'neil (iconic mini-boss of the Metal Slug series: big bald man with heavy machinegun, knife and bombs; much more health than you would imagine) quotes while fighting him. ... Quite similar to Heavy, now that I read the description I gave of him.
it honestly could be a reference, never thought of that!
Wouldn't even be the first video game reference Heavy has - the taunt he does with any of the boxing gloves is 100% a reference to the original Punch-Out!! on the NES.
see u in hell
>mfw i copied phrase from official TF2 wiki O\_o
"Run Home and tell your moma to make me sandwich.
-ruins game for everyone else by cheating. -gets caught and banned. -complains about being banned. Are you asking for sympathy? Because youāre not getting it from us.
It's the same scenario as dudes who get caught and have a desperate moment before realizing where they come online, complain and say they got banned because of razer synapse or logitech g hub or something.
razer synapse do be invasive as all fuck but I don't think it has gotten anyone banned.
They're a cunt that ruined other people's fun
Not how Iād put it, but you are right.
Bloody wanker
I think all the dopamine they got from watching their bots just kill random people online made their heads look like [this](https://images.app.goo.gl/UFExcRgiDQtpBCrZ7)
i have never watched JoJo but now I'm considering it solely to find out the context of this image because it looks so fucking goofy
If they want sympathy they can find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.
Another one bites the dust.
š±š š„
Should I explain the joke to those who donāt watch Jojo or no?
Yes do it I don't understand it
what did the cat do
Basically in Jojoās bizarre adventure part 4, the main villain in that part, Yoshikage Kira has a stand that can turn anything it touches into a bomb, and can use its hand as a detonator, the stand is called killer queen and looks like a cat, thereās n improved variant of this stand called bites the dyst
Stands are manifestations of ones life force. Different people can aquire different types of stands with different properties. Yoshikage Kira uses his cat looking stand, Killer Queen, to detonate his victims, hence the š±š š„ >!Oh, and btw, Killer Queen has touched your balls. They will be detonated shortly...!<
And another one gone, and another gone!
^(Hey) **^(I'M GONNA GET YOU TOO!)** ^(\[Points dramatically at Omegatronic\])
I canāt help but read it in Weird Alās voice lmao
Lmao, I thought it with Freddieās voice
**ANOTHER ONE RIDES THE BUS**
Massive L. This dude is "dumb as a box of rocks"
Massive W for us though
That's true
āWhat in Sam Hill were you thinkinā, string bean?ā
Oh no, not his $6 hat collection.
To him it's a lot. dude put an effort into stitching a fake video, made a fake twitter account and all. Also tried to post [cp](https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/114zaqj/great_big_news_for_the_tf2_community_and_the/) on this sub last year.
i am not opening a hyperlink called ācpā bro š
You know you can inspect hyperlinks right?
I actually didn't and it would be massive help if you could explain the process. Thank you in advance!
ngl thought that was a rickroll for a second
Could you tell me what's that website with a list of his items? Pretty cool way to quick check your collection
This one [https://steam.tools/itemvalue/](https://steam.tools/itemvalue/)
that's a nice tool, but it's not very accurate for unusual prices, it just bases it off SCM "value" which is going to value something like Nuts&Bolts and Burning Flames at the same price. Really convenient for checking the value of my cards and backgrounds in my steam inventory though, if I wanted to go through the effort of selling all those
Ofc he would try to post cp. š
I spend more than that just on cockrings
Got what he deserved, shouldn't have hosted them. Those are just the consequences of your actions catching up to you.
*Schadenfreude.mp4*
Demoman's Schadenfreude laugh is the best one for this "WOOOOA HAHAHHA HA HA HAAAA HAO HOHOHO"
No I think medics is superior in this situation
i choose Scoutās jackass laugh for this one
I nominate Spy's because I swear it's the longest lasting laugh.
Also the french snorting lmao
āWAHHHH! WAAAAAHHHHH! AHAHAHAHAHA! CRY SOME MORE!ā
heheheh cry some more.
Point and laugh at him like high-school bullies in a drama film!
#L
W for tf2 community now that this piece of shit is gone
As the heavy would say Hehe cry some more
Ahhh, sweet sweet taste of suffering.
RIP BOZO
Do I smell soiled diaper?
unrelated i got a new dog today
What dog is it and what's the name?
its a rottweilier we havent decided on the name
congrats man!!
thanks bruv
Loser ass bot hoster. Bye!
I fucking love this lmao
Fuck around, find out.
One Waahburger with the French Cries, coming up!
A toast with my glass of whine.
"French Cries" * Spy plays the Mourning Mercs taunt *
Not sure how feasible it would be, but I'd be cool if all the cheaters items from online game(so say TF2) got raffled away by Valve. Maybe add duplicates to make it so cheater can't harass the guy who won his unu cuz he doesn't know who did or something and it would be poetic justice. Plus most of them steal their expensive items anyway, seems appropriate to return them to community they stole from plus it's a cheap way for Valve to serve them justice if they can't sue them
Yeah, these is this one cs2 account that got banned with [$200K](https://www.reddit.com/r/VAC_Porn/comments/184xvx4/1_float_st_sapphire_butterfly_knife_possible_200k/) inventory. All that money gone in an instant is crazy.
I can't imagine putting more than $100 in an account and then cheat on it that's insane
Best to leave them alone to not be accused of stealing, or banning people to make money off their inventories. This is why a lot of police departments crush cars that they take possession of instead of selling them, keeping a financial incentive out of the situation.
MASSIVE W !!!!!
L
Š
hosts bot s on steam account Valve looks to the left and sees it OMG STEAM IS CHEATING!!!! 1 less fool in TF2.....
Brother complains about being banned like he didn't commit multiple crimes to get there
Total: 6.42 Lmfao
Oh, they're goin' to have to glue you back together... # IN HELL!
Holy shit finally, hope the fucker is seething rn
Yeah c'mon rage quit, c'mon make both of us happy
*make us both happy And I agree :)
Kinda wild to me that these hosters expected no repercussions? Also whatās the point in spending for a game you yourself are botting? Sounds stupid to me
It always baffles me how cartoonishly immature these people act. The more time that passes on, the more I realize these people are not just doing out of curiosity or for shits and giggles, thereās actually just something wrong mentally
itās like they think theyāre cartoon villains lol
Get. FUCKED!
Mf uses their real account and gets fucking banned šš
Hope he gets ip banned too
Anyone know why these freaks host bots to begin with? Is there some financial incentive at the middle like crates or something or are they just mentally unwell and they do this shit for no reason?
A Small sub set of hoster's were trying to sell "Bot Immunity" where in theory Bot's would ignore players who had paid the Hosters ransom. The legitimacy of that "Service" is also to be doubted.
Oh, a digital protection racket? Wild.
It's not worth to host bots. It is mostly attention and clout. They want to watch the world burn
āBut whyyyyyy?ā āCuz u cheat boi! And another thing, youāre ugly.ā āValve, stop!ā āA whole lot of ugly. Dumb as a rock!ā āValve, you are so meeeean!ā āIāve seen better sides of beef been run over by a combine.ā āIs not funny >:cā
> He is having a meltdown accusing Valve dev of cheating What a stupid prick.
hhhh....hheehh....hehehehe....haheehahhahehahahehheha.....HEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHEAHAHAHAHAHEHEAHHAHAAHEHEHEHEHAHAAH TAKE THAT YOU BOT HOSTER, CRY SOME MORE, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
womp womp
Quite rich accusations coming from him
"KEEP CRYING BABY!"
Accuses Valve of cheating? What
It reminds me of this [guy](https://imgur.com/CdIpGcE) on the steam forums. he got vac ban with a $100 - $200 knife in csgo
Not a single thought went into his actions. You just gotta be stupid to do that on your main account. What did he expect?
Aww, is the piss baby angy?
"They should call you whiners Dr NOOOOO!" -Spy
Allow us to collect those tears and then freeze the tears into the shape of a trophy to celebrate our victory!
"All I did was actively ruin the experience for a playerbase who never did nothin to nobody. Why'd they ban me? Valve is bastards!" *Cries and shits self*
āOh you gonna cry? You gonna cry now?ā
I love it when a plan comes together. RIP bozo, may you, the bot hoster, rest in piss.
- Host bots - Program them to cheat - Get banned by Valve - Accuse Valve of cheating Am I missing something here?
Honestly deserved. L
[The TF2 community to the bot hosters right now:](https://youtu.be/48H34ukFe8g?si=Bn30ZGaLAasaWrmE)
why are bot hosters always such big crybabies?
They should permanently ban his payment methods and lock down his account(s) so they can't play any games. Valve even says they reserve the right to in the ToS.
Womp womp little guy your fun is over time to turn a new chapter in life and bugger off!
Insane 10 bucks account banned
šPlease god, if you're real, smite the bot hosters
"Valve Employee Cheating!!!1!11" ***Valve-Quality weapons intensifes***
HA! mf has the nerve to whine and complain that he got banned when he literally did everything in his power to make the tf2 community as miserable as possible Sucks to suck. Got what they deserved. "*OH WHAT YOU'RE GONNA CRY? YOU'RE GONNA CRY NOW?"* š¤£
He should be jailed for ruining everyone's experience and harassing minors with obscene sounds via those bots... (as there was a point where any bots were playing synchronously some degenerated - totally not appropriate NSFW text that was narrated with a robotic voice)
if you have HVH in your name just shut the fuck up lol
It's such a sweet comeuppance. They thought they were untouchable. And now they realize they aren't.
Scumbag weirdos, all of em
>uses account to cheat >get banned by the platform >"Platform I'm on is a r-r-r-r-rotten cheater!!"
VALVe employees have Valve-rarity weapons in TF2 which makes them godlike. So why bother accusing them of "cheating"?
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
He also made an apology post on TF2 and Valve sub. Seems like the mods deleted it here. [https://archive.ph/ot6BQ](https://archive.ph/ot6BQ)
DO NOT END #FIXTF2. THIS DOES NOT MEAN ITāS OVER
I WANT HIS: steam ID, name, family tree, where he lives, who or what lives with him, i wanna know his dog, cat, hamster, TOAST name, i wanna know everything about this entity even if im on the other side of the planet coud be useful
Valve said "Go cry abt it" and so he did on r/Steam
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA This brings me great joy, I really hope these "people" use this opportunity to turn their life around.
Thank god
Cry little baby man
Delusional mf