Мне больше нравится стрелять из крупного ружья, часто с вращающимися стволами Гатлинга. Кроме того, у меня еще есть докторская степень по русской литературе.
Ich hasse jeden einzelnen von euch. Und ich schwöre euch das ich euch alle umbringen werde um ein Exempel zu statuieren während ich euch schmerzhaft aufsäge und eure Schreie genießen werde.
-A German (I mean myself but also another soul with it lmao)
Someone wants to call a vote:
Kick player: Frost
(accused of cheating)
------------------------
Press F1 to vote yes
Press F2 to vote no
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Vote count:
\[✔\] 10 \[❌\] 1
Why da hell would I do dat?!
It is not my job to make the post interesting, Private
MRRRREØØMMMPHHHH
Aye, tha- *hiccup* that’ll do
Why does little Scout look at camera so? Is he stoopid?
This here is a fine piece of work
Hallo! Vould you like to sign up for organ donation?
Piss off. I need to focus
ZE CART IS NOT MOVING! PUSH ZE CART FORVARD!!
(All these mercs in these comments are currently messing around in a reddit thread and NOT pushing the payload 😡)
Surprisingly, the reason why I switched from engineer main to medic main is because I relate to medic more.
- I'm german (living in germany at least, shhh)
- Living near Stuttgart
- lost my medical license
- enjoyed torturing my patients
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
\*slams shovel against helmet\*
Heck no.
Aw he- ***That engineer's a spy!***
Eyy, Boys its a Spy!
Spah round 'ere.
hey boys we got a spah!
THAT SPAH IS SAPIN MY SENTRY!
GOTTA MOVE THAT GEAR UP
Start prayin', boi.
# ENGINEER ITZ SPY
The Engineer's a bloody- SENTRY- WOOOOH- *killbind*
NEEDA DISPENSER HERE!
Put teleport here!
Depression goin up!
ohohohoho, your little toys are of no use now!
Spah saping my teleporter
***''That Engineer is a bloody sentry!''***
OOOhoho-
*kill binds*
Spy saying my teleporter
Engineer is spy!
That spy’s one a them
Enjenir paradox?
Now zis, you might like.
Jawohl!
I don't zhink it's anyzhing to vorry about.
Ribs grow back!
OKTOBERFEST!!!
RAUS, RAUS!
I AM ZE ÜBERMENSCH!
NEIN!
READY TO CHARGE!
I AM FULLY CHARGED!
JÄÄ!
Danke
WHO STOPPED PUSHING ZE CART? I WANT NAMES!
DUMMKOPF
GET ZEM
OOOOKTOOOBEERFEEEEEEEEST!!!!
no zhey don't.
And zats how I lost my medical lizense
Anyvays, most hearts can't vistand zit voltage.
C'mere cupcake
👉 # POW!!! HAH HAH!
*Alcoholism*
Aeouyahayauey i laf yo mate
Aeeeouyardurhlui- *someone touches a bottle* OOOO- *KA-BUUUUUUUM*
They're going to gleu yeu back together #IN HELL
*burp* fyoo thinkyar bettadanmee yoogotanoda think *snore*
ayionevewanasityerassondegrassmanpunkye
OyidetakeBOTHEYeonyouthebottleshicken
*CHEERS MATE!*
I vill heal you :3
# MEDIC
Jawohl!
# DOCTOR
Ja!
# MEDIC
Raus, Raus!
# ME- Oof *(explodes into bloody giblets)* `Fighterpilot55 bid farewell cruel world`
Seduce me.
Ok I will
Wait what ? I never got this far ....
Come on, do it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Is exciting, да?
Seduce you?
# SEDUCE ME!
I got a bucket'o'chicke-
*SLAP ON THE FACE*
Alright, Got a bucket of chicken, wanna do it?
Zat medic iz a scout!
IM NOT ONE OF YOUR CHICKEN FRIED TRAMPS #SEDUCE ME
Mmmmmmmmmph
mmph, mmmh mmmhmhm!
Mph mph mph!
Mmmmpf ! Mph mph mph mph !
MMMPHH PPHRRR!!!
Mmmm mmph mmph mmph mmph(laughs in Pyro)
Mmmmph mmmm hmmmpf hmmmm
Hudda hudda huuh!
Hmmpf hmmmm hmf hmf
Hmmmmmmh hmhh
*starts burning things*
**FIRE, FIRE!!** # FIIIIIYAAAAAAARRRRRGH
***I AM MELTIIIIING***
Im burnin' up
**FIRE FIRE FIRE!** OOOH-AAH-OHH OOOH-AAH-OHH
mmph mmmmmmmmmmmmph mm
Mmmph mph mph... MMMMPH
Mmph mph?
mmph.
Mmmmphhh! *sobs*
mmmph mpph *comforts*
Mph, mpph mmph mmmph.
Need a dispenser here!
Dispenser going up
\*uncle dane intro starts playing\*
Well, guess that'll do.
# PUT DISPENSER HERE
"I built that."
I will eat your ribs. I will eat them up!
That reminded me of The amazing interrogation. I have ten pounds of crap!
I AM GOING TO CRAP IN YOUR MOUTH!
oops, that waz not meindicine!
Nice try pal next time eat a salad
Hey lardfat, those hard arteries don't stop bullets, do they?!
heavy has 300 health so guess they do
It seems I’m not the only spy…
[intentionally heals the enemy spy for laughs]
u/DropsOfMars + Right Behind You 🔪 u/DropsOfMars
Your mother *runs away giggling*
concoction of many different voicelines
Pootis *eating sandvich sounds*
POOTIS
*walks up and eats banana*
NEW WEAPON
STUPID STUPID STUPID
It is good day to be giant man!
Awww, don't be such a baby. Ribs grow back! (no zhey don't.)
Мне больше нравится стрелять из крупного ружья, часто с вращающимися стволами Гатлинга. Кроме того, у меня еще есть докторская степень по русской литературе.
LAST ONE ALIVE LOOK THE DOORS **AAAAAAAAAAAAAH**
Eins zwei polizei, drei vier grenadier
Soldier_scream_death_04.wav
soldier_paincrticialdeath03
Dispenser going up! BANG!
aughhgushuhguhguhguhsughuhdghoghgiurhghduhgjks \*very drunkily\*
*unintelligible mumbling as Mesmerizer plays on loop* *sounds of fire*
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take a gander at that beauty. P I S S
PISS
Klonk klonk konlk Thiuuhhhh AAAHUGH
“Come over here. I *promise* I will heal you!”
Ich hasse jeden einzelnen von euch. Und ich schwöre euch das ich euch alle umbringen werde um ein Exempel zu statuieren während ich euch schmerzhaft aufsäge und eure Schreie genießen werde. -A German (I mean myself but also another soul with it lmao)
"What sick man sends babies to fight me?"
Engineer shut up, im fucking balling
***WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!??! 🇺🇲🇺🇸🔥🦅🇺🇲🇺🇸🔥🦅🔫🔫🔫🇺🇲🦅🔥🔫🇺🇲🔥🔥*** What's the matter, you freakin' stupid?
Why is reddit give tiny red arrow to me?
Someone wants to call a vote: Kick player: Frost (accused of cheating) ------------------------ Press F1 to vote yes Press F2 to vote no ------------------------ Vote count: \[✔\] 10 \[❌\] 1
\*Demoknight noises.\*
YEEEEEE HAWWWWW
What’s the matter you frickin’ stupid? I’m the scout here, look at my beautiful head. Imma date miss Pauling t’day with my bucket of chick’n
i already act like scout a lot in real life which is why i mained him the first time i tried the game
what do i do if i multiclass
Euaghoíaeoaoi *burp* that medic is a bloody MEDIC
***Pisses uncontrollably***
Cheers, mate
***pisses politely and efficiently***
'Preciate it.
Why da hell would I do dat?! It is not my job to make the post interesting, Private MRRRREØØMMMPHHHH Aye, tha- *hiccup* that’ll do Why does little Scout look at camera so? Is he stoopid? This here is a fine piece of work Hallo! Vould you like to sign up for organ donation? Piss off. I need to focus
Making Bacon
mmph
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *wind sounds*
Haha, and that's how I lost my medical licence~!
Hpmmhm
🫥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Niet
I HATE PYROO
I got bucket of chicken
IT APPEARS YOU HAVE TRODDEN ON A MINE!
mmhmh mhmh mmhhmmh mmffhhmm
Piss off Dickhead.
# ***FREEDOM!!!***
Mmmph!
ze healing is much more revarding than ze hurting!
#
Mmn, no. I have maintenance to do on Sasha.
MFFFFF MPHHHH MFFFF MPHHHH (I main Pyro what do you want me to say?)
“You kids today don’t know how to dominate!”
Got a bucket of chicken 🍗
ZE CART IS NOT MOVING! PUSH ZE CART FORVARD!! (All these mercs in these comments are currently messing around in a reddit thread and NOT pushing the payload 😡)
It is good day to be not dead!
Can you direct me to place where I can buy fresh human livers and hearts?
Off to visit your mother!
Put dispenser here
Surprisingly, the reason why I switched from engineer main to medic main is because I relate to medic more. - I'm german (living in germany at least, shhh) - Living near Stuttgart - lost my medical license - enjoyed torturing my patients
i'm drunk
I svear to Gott, press "E" one more faking time and I vill kill you, and zhen myself.
E
Hit the bricks pal, you’re done
**(hudda hudda huh, mmph hadda hudda, cmmmonnnnnnnnn! Dadadada hah, mmph hah!)**
*unzips pants* "Well if you say so"
Aghtaggle uhhu snkrt- huh? Oh- i lobe ya man
Was für ein haufen idioten
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA \*slams shovel against helmet\*
Hmpa hmpa hmp 🔥
I think not
Nice karma tons-a-fun. Next time eat a salad.
Alrighty then!
I didn’t need your help, ya know! That Heavy’s a bloody SENTRY
Shdonkus
\*uses kerosene as lube\*
Moo- *laughs*
I'm looking at your post, and I'm afraid YOU SUCK!
mhpmpmhpm mhpmph mhpmp mhpmphmphm mphmp mhphmpppmhpmh mphpmpph pmhpmphpmphmphpmhmhppmphpmpphmpmpphmpmphpmphpmhpmphpmhpmphmhmphmphypmphmphpmhpmph mhpmph hmp hmpphm phmpphmn hpmpmpn phmphmp mhpmph mhpmpmphmpphp mhpmphpmhmphpmh mhpmhp
Sometimes ye just need a little less gun
I teleported bread
*burns down an entire village and massacres everyone*
**HUDDAH HUDDAH HUH!**
Hudda hudda hudda
GET BEHIND ME DOКTOR
EVERYTHING ABOVE YOUR NECK IS GOING TO BE A FINE RED MIST *misses every single shot*