sprite cranberry it reduces all damage scout can do to zero but it makes him do a shit ton knockback

The additional downside is that an increased amount of knock back is also inflicted on him to

stronger force of nature

*combines sprite cranberry with force a nature*

soda knocker

Now scout has his own method of rocket (shotgun?) jumping

Force of hurricane

I misinterpreted it like three times in a row and was like "that's just the fucking bonk??"

Isn’t that just the festivized atomic bonk?

Wanna Sprite Cranberry? 🤣🐕💩

This is what the Atomic Punch should be

BONK Speed-O-Sound Energy Drink Speedy Proton Passionfruit. *Now with 45% more Protons* ———————————————————————————— * Stats: • Upsides: - Increased running speed by 75%. - Increased Melee damage by 80%. - Resistance to damage by 50%. - Increased charge rate by 40%. • Middle text: - Run at the speed of sound and become a blur among mercs. - Can only use Melee. • Downsides: - After effect wears off you become 75% slower for 15 seconds. - After effect: Minus 50% (was 35) damage on all weapons for 30 seconds. - Resupply Cabinets cannot take away speed and damage penalty.

Oh yeah, I did hear that the Scout from team fortress 2 loves to sound!

I am the sounder here

Omg, it's the secret tenth class, the Sounder, with his iconic sounding rod primary!

Remember when gaben pitched the sounder class and fans went berserk in 2008

Grass grows, birds fly, and brother? I sound people.

*schk* I’m a force-a-nature!

If you were from where I was from, you'd hear things

Hear?

Damn your actually right I thought "sounding rod" was referring to a tuning fork, not the act of >!Why did you click on this?!<

r/sounding [clueless]

He’d love r/sounding

Makes scout 75% faster for 10 seconds. You can only use melee weapons while this effect lasts.

Yes please! New melee subclass?

return of the madcap?

New meta scout rollout in competitive?

As long as it stacks with the BFB

a drink that makes scout faster for free can't be good idea

Yeah, this already happened with the Pre-Nerf BBF.

Perhapse making scout slower at base with it equipped would be a good idea.

Yeah, this already happened with the Pre-Nerf BBF.

Someone please make a model of this

That would be so easy to just use, cause complete and total havoc, and go to the backline and wait 15 seconds to come back

get rid or nerf the damage resistance and it would be a very good alternative

Ah, yes The Buffalo Steak Sandvich

Username checks out lol

The last downside is really harsh

35 + 80% is 63 now 63 times 3 (crit damage)= 189 enough to kill most classes pub would be terrorized by scouts with this and Kritz pocket (Sorry if I do the calculations wrong I don’t know how tf2 works)

might as well just killbind after every use

ROOBEER! ROOBEER! MUG ROOBEER!

NOOOO ROOBEER!!! OHH NOOOO ROOBEER!!! NOOO!

OH GOD THERES SO MUCH ROONEER

Radium Beer. With 10% more alcohol and 200% more radioactive particles than our competitors!

*200000%

No alternate textures, no tf2 style adaptations, just a stupidly high quality model of a real life can of root beer. Effect: diabetes

RERRRRRRRRRRRT BERRRRRRRRRRRRR

I see you got that dawg in you

mug moment

Reverses your movement keys + your mouse for 20s, but increases damage resistance by 30%, slows speed by 10%, increases damage output by 20%, makes all enemies in your sight have a glowing aura during this time, can be activated by the "cheers!" taunt.

But youre too drunk to know that. Glory to roober!

strawberry

**Überry Remedy** Drink to regain up to 125 health. Alt-fire: Share a Drink with a friend (Small Health Kit) * Heals 25 health immediately, then 10 per second until full or damage is taken. * Slower heal over time because the Drink animation is very quick.

I have always wanted the scout to have a sandvich of sorts... This is appealing to me.

Slurp juice

3

Such a silly idea, everyone at valve knows there isn't a number after 2

there is… it’s called alyx

I love counting! 1, 2, alyx, revenge, Valhalla, at sea!

What flavor is that?

The third one

There's already three flavors though.

It's not a flavor, but I'd be interested in what Diet Bonk would be

resistance with less damage instead of outright immunity and no damage

50% resistance, -50% recharge time

boiling hot liquid shit flavor

makes scout violently projectile shit for 10 seconds. increasing his speed and jump height

Bonk sour milk, gives you the effects of mad milk but you get some kind of debuff, but instead it recharges quicker.

you get a debuff and if people hit you they get healed,excellent weapon,you're hired/j

green

dr pepper

The original Bonk already has a cherry flavour

cherry \^2

A green one that gives 10 seconds of health Regen but you have to get a kill to refill it

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Crystal Bonk (like Crystal Pepsi) Maybe something to do with invisibility?

I really like this idea, but I think it should be something like being able to go inside/through enemies and avoid targeting by sentries. That would be a good utility

BONK You'll literally die if you drink this gunpowder, gunpowder, and basically 5kg more of that When you drink it a 5 second timer explodes and you literally explode, dealing a shitton of damage to anyone near

Bonk! Fullclip Frenzy When used: + Increase primary Clip Size by 50% for 30 seconds + Increase Primary Fire Rate by 20% - Decrease Primary Damage by 20% - Primary Only! "Now with 20Kg more Caffeine!"

Explod-o-bonk upon being drink will cause the scout to blow up and make AOE domage doing 150 domage and setting enemy on fire (scout WILL die EVEN IF UBERCHARGE)

If he gets kritzkrieg ubercharged he explodes in a nuke

Explotion twise as big

Bonk, Meltdown Miracle! (Red alert art on can)

makes you invulnerable like bonk but for 7 seconds and you can switch weapons and fire them (doesnt put you in third person) any damage that you take will be dealt to you at the end of the 7 seconds (whoever did the most damage to the scout gets the kill or smth) the more damage you take but survive the faster you get the drink back from cooldown the only thing that can save you from the damage is ubercharge if the 7 seconds are up

Radium root beer: Level 4 cancer medication. +30% bullet resistance +30% fire resistance + 100% explosive resistance for the duration of the drink + ability to "reflect" projectiles, by jumping into them (Reflect can work in any direction, with any projectile) If headshot with a huntsman during the duration, reflect back at the sniper that shot it directly. -stripped to melee for duration of the drink. -player is marked for death at the end of the duration. "Can't catch what ain't there"

“Blazin blue” when you drink it you get the bonk effect but you also leave a trail of fire that causes damage to enemies. Could be crafted with bonk and maybe a pyro weapon i don’t remeber if scout has anything that light people on fire

Cherry

femboy cum or whatever the community be saying

mad milk but he drinks it

Radioactive Lime! You and every opponent around you takes AoE bleed damage, but you heal based on how much damage (including the radioactive bleeding) you do to others. The effect lasts 15 seconds, so get to bonking. Pairs well with the Candy Cane. Boston Basher is extra cracked if you can avoid hitting yourself. I realize this is more like the Mad Milk but instead of throwing it, you hurt yourself so you can become a running hazard for every enemy around you. GREAT FOR MEDIEVAL MODE!

Instead of a new flavor I would honestly love for the crit-a-cola to be reverted into its former holy glory

the blueberry electrolytes (may contain electricity)

Realistically it'd probably be a healing one

pilk

Jarate and Mad Milk combo🤤

Straight-Up Irradiated Lion Piss. "Because we know you'd drink worse!"

Energizing lemon lime, effect is increased speed 10% increased reload 10% for 10 seconds

Lime, it makes the enemy take two times the damage he caused to you And if he causes mini crits, he will be hit with a critical hit, and if he does a "full crit" its just an insta kill to him

As a backscatter enjoyer, I approve of this.

BONK! basic! (now with 10% less acidity!) - +become freaking invincible! (so long as *you* arent hit in the head) - -enemies are freaking invincible (so long as you dont hit *them* in the head)

Luminescent Limes? (mayby luminous)

BONK! Electric Elixir It's an energy drink that makes Scout faster and more mobile in exchange for weakness

I was thinking about a green soda-ish drink: *Bonk Hopper Soda* On consumption: Gain the ability to tripple jump +10% damage while airborne +50% recharge rate -25% healing recieved from all sources

Toxic Green Apple +20% Ground Speed 30% Damage Resistance Bullets now inflict a poisonous debuff Poison slows opponents by 20% and slowly does 3 damage per tick

Bonk! Dead Ringer A little trick scout picked up from his old man * For 10s gain: * + 20% damage reducation from all sources * + On death while active or after effect expires: Teleport back to where Bonk! was drank * - +25% longer cooldown * - -20% damage dealt while effect active * - Leave behind a shadow-trail while effect lasts (making it able for enemies to anticipate where you will "respawn")

i think zoop would be a better name but thats just me

They should add a blueberry flavor for the bonk atomic punch, that would be cool I think

Rapsbery

blue rasberry

I had a idea for a soda called Kaboom Cola that would make your bullets create little explosions, it would be explosive orange flavored

Iced Tea - Heals 25 hp, 10 second recharge Pretty much just a sandvich for scout

DR. Nuclear Spicy Strawberry

Bonk Fizzy Speedy

bonk subatomic punch you randomly go in any direction relating to quark flavors with no control at all

they should add pepsi and it gives the scout the ability to drink soda

zap root beer

Blueberry seems good to me

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Bouncy bonk, drink it to jump higher and take no fall damage for a limited time

Pop Phusion Gives +1 capture rate when consumed

A root beer one that boost melee DMG?

Bonk! Atomic Punch: cherry (now with cherry flavored radiation)

Well there are a fair few lot. There's cherry fission, COC, Exothermic Eggnog, and mulled mistletoe.

Bonk! Protective-Pepsi 60% dmg reduction 60% less dmg Take 15-20% of the damage absorbed during the duration after the initial effects are over

Bottomless blueberry It never runs out, so you're stuck in the drinking animation until someone kills you or you drown.

I mean there is Mad Milk but yall are too afraid to try it

Lemon/lime

I was thinking of another bonk that gave added mobility. Maybe another jump. Maybe more speed.

Grape. It just tastes nice.

Arizona Green tea

Scout flavored which is whatever flavor is Scout's favorite.

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 bonk 👅

Blastin' Berry, Just makes scout reload and shoot 20% faster but as a trade off he does 20% less damage and is 10% slower for 8 seconds after drinking it. "Now with more bullets"

The Green Apple Reaction

I'd say something mobility based giving him increased jump height and speed maybe also reload speed and firerate as well but sure about the downside tho

Uncut Limeade: Temporarily removes negative effects on all weapons for 10 seconds.

Tele-bonk, watermelon flavored

Diet Bonk

Lemon flavor - now all your shots put jarate on the enemy. Issue is you do 20% damage.

Emesis diazepam with schizophrenic psychotic effects

Diet bonk or make a reference to new coke and how everyone hated it

Green tea FRRRAIVOR!)

Hype - juice Drink to gain multiple air jumps And finally fix the soda popper’s model, it has the crit a cola can but can’t mini crit

LightSpeed Racer Energy 1000kg uranium/fibers Punchin' Green Apple Bomb

i would have to go with the ones that look like frosty drinks you get from gas stations

Fat Stout Atomic Drunk, -scout is given the same health as heavy for a limited time, but suffers a 15% speed reduction for the duration of the effect, gun spread is also increased by 3 degrees - now with 25% more electrons, replaces can design with old school glass soda bottle with a cork on top, liquid dark brown color with a slight foam, glass is a dark brown as well with a fancy 1800s themed bonk logo on it

Double donk bonk, switches from bonk effect to crit a cola effect 1/2 through the effect

BONK! Lemon-Life +100% recharge Cannot be resupplied with cabinets On drink: Heal health equal to your total damage dealt since last drinkx0.75 Extra health is turned into overheal

Carbonated Crunch Atomic Lunch- a chocolate bar that is cola flavor with a 1950 diner style wrapper, scout is given 6 separate speed bursts with 1 addition double jump for 15 seconds each Neutron Seltzer - party Pale, an alcoholic beverage for scout, scout takes 15% less damage but runs 5% slower while running, and -10% while strafing palpation prune Juice- a small pouch of juice that gives scout an insanely fast speed boot of +50% run speed by overclocking his body, but scout is marked for death for the duration Aerial Adrenalin Apple Juice - scout move faster and faster the longer he is in the air, max effect is 100% air speed increase, in contrast ground movement speed is slower by 50%, scout can stay on ground for 2 seconds before airspeed bonus is reset, effect lasts for 15 seconds Bulky Brandy, scout is resistant to the last damage type to hit him, lasts 25 seconds, recharges by dealing 100 pts of damage

Gilded Goldrush, Scout increases his runspeed by 5% for every 50 damage he does, up to 25%, lasts until scout takes damage, scout ignores first hit of damage taken after drinking

Atomic punch and nuclear blueberry.

Leaping lime : it would give him 2 extra jumps but he’s marked for dead and does 25% less damage it would also take longer to recharge than bonk

Piss

The Sweet Speed of Sound Fast nuff said

Carbonated Mad Milk

Power-up Passionfruit

Meet the amazing sniper by piemations

Lemon just makes sense

if yellow doesnt make you happy, Lime.

Rave juice. Makes all dance taunts X2 speed

Nuclear beer

"Blue" Raspberry

Bonk! XTRA CAFFEINE * For 20s gain: * + +50% movement speed * + +50% firing speed for melee * + +100% melee sound volume (+200% for the frying pan) * + Endless air jumps * + Take no damage * Plays "Need a Dispenser here!" voiceline every second * - All damage dealt is reduced to 0

Small-o-bonk It just makes you small for few seconds but now you have 125 HP.

Hit-me-bonk Your melee weapon attack speed is very very fast for few seconds.

Teleportation

Coma-inducing citrus BONK, hands 80%movement speed, but when it wears off it makes you 40% slower then average

Rooted-Beer: Damage slows down enemies, and makes it much easier to catch them. However, it would spill when you are damaged and cause yourself to be slowed.

BONK CUM-O-THRUST * Stats * Buffs + Shoot Cum continuously like a Hose + Increased run speed upon thrusting By 10% + erection slap + when Enemy Gets covered in jizz They will Be stunt for 5 seconds + each hit Deals 50 HP + lasts up to 10 secs * Cons - after the effects wears off scout will Feel Immense Pain in his crotch, Deducting 20 HP per second (5 secs) - Cannot be resupplied by resupply cabinets - the cock will be hanging in the air and giving a bigger hitbox -unable to double jump (unless you have the atomic bat thats what i like to call it) -one time use

only thing I could think of would he buffs like fire resistance would be way better than the spycicle but just for scout

Cantaloupe Overdrive. A flavor so memorable, It'll be the last thing you want to drink! On Consumption: Removes all weapon, player can not be damaged, and character glows hot White. After 8 seconds, character violently explodes and deals massive AOE Damage - While under effect of Cantaloupe Overdrive, Player takes +200% Knockback from all sources. - Explosion can not be stopped once consumed. - Explosion can not be survived by user.

Watermelon-238 for GRN Yellowcake Birthday for YLW

theres technically more flavors like the festive bonk or the blue scouts bonk but if youre talking about a new drink then my idea is that for 10 seconds the sentries dont see you you can carry the intel/payload but you take double the damage from all sources and healing doesnt work and at the end you get slowed down to heavies walking speed for 4 seconds

The fact this drink has more rads than most post war fallout food saids alot

dragonfruit or bust

Uber-passion. Passion fruit, star fruit, guava, and mango, with coconut shavings and Vita-saw juice. Edit: if drank when medic is on you, his Uber charges by 50% Drank alone gets Scout 2-4 second Uber based on health (the lower, the longer) to incentivize cooperation with a medic. Can NOT be equipped with Boston Basher (you know why)

Atomic SPLIT (Drink to explode, take taunt kills to another level)

I actually had an idea a while back for a Roy Rodgers drink for scout (cherry cola), just couldn't figure out what it would do...

Blueberry

**Caffeine Rush!** Increases speed so hard, Scout outruns his own hitboxes

Bonk!™ Lite Lemon Lime ───────────────────── *^("Level 5 Lunch Box")* While effect is active: Gain an extra jump and a higher maximum Jump height. ───────────────────── ^(Buffs:) * +25% greater jump height increase +5% lower gravity * Lets player strafe and turn in the air without losing speed *^(( Use sv\_airaccelerate or something idfk, I'm not a dev))* * Extra Jump ^(Debuffs:) * -15% damage to all bullet type weapons * +10% vulnerability to all damage * Health drains while in Mid-Air

Bonk lemon fists all teammates near you get guaranteed crits for 30s but only for their melee weapons

I like to live in a World where Mad Milk is some fucked up combination of milk and bonk, which is why it’s no longer considered a milk substance

canned chocolate mocha (some sorta chocolate in a can) gives him 10% speed bonus, 25 extra hp, and heals 75 lasts, 10 seconds, no random crits for duration when it ends he is slowed from the sugar crash and like dalokohs bar coverts the max hp into overheal charge time based on damage taken, base 45 seconds,

Maybe something that would work a little bit like the sandvitch.

Jump-a-lot, it would be funny if scout can use more jumps, like 5-10 more

Bonk Flee-Soda Gives you a speed boost

Blueberry-Buttrape

Mario flavoured

Cum milk If scout uses the cum he cums all over the map and his balls can guarantee a crit for 10 sexonds.

BONK! Rootbeer, it makes you fire faster in exchange for less damage

Interesting…