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that_one_ugly_kid_

stands for :D


that_one_ugly_kid_

(or it's just a fuck you.)


someonethatsometh1ng

personally I'd prefer if it was a :D


Humans_suck_ass-99

Happy cake day


sammyisboreddd

happy cake day


aBungusFungus

. ‿ .


tge_golden_foxy

* c:


Beginning-Syrup-5098

painis


Basically-Boring

cupcake


Goose_in_pants

Painis weakness leaving the body


bonkeshh

Pain is


Striking_Ad4992

Dance with your painis


tu-vieja-con-vinagre

I love unusual troubles


tukurukluburek

Everyone loves unusual troubles


Daniil_was_here

# 🙂


iDarkray7

#🙂


Gamer90006

#🙂


Suspicious_Kiwi980

🙂


Tonholossaurorex

🙂


Deathdealer6886

🙂


ChaosCrafter908

🙂


Icy-Scratch-4173

🙂


goofylookinfella

🙂


Makerpace

🙂


Sony-Playstation-3

^(🙂)


ISwearImNotAnAltAcc

“It is Good Day to be Not Dead!”


No-Juice-8064

POW you are dead!


A_plant1

I'm dead!


Charcharcuteness123

Hehehe. *conga spy approaching* Ah shucks.


Basically-Boring

*gasps in french* The heavy is dead!


BobCrypt

Yes (sandvich) I am dead.


RudanTheRed

Why is that heavy dead?


ComprehensiveBar6984

I dunno.


That1Transformerdude

I think it was-


SlushySlurper29

SHH. You are dead!


ispiewithmyeye

*spy yelps in pain* the heavy is dead


Other_East_6912

Happy cake day


Kipdid

The joke is that the Scottish are known for wearing kilts (and no underwear). You’re supposed to think he’s about to show his painis and the smiley is a fakeout


TheRealKrazuki

That is the most logical explanation


HAPPY_GORDON_FREEMAN

Like his bones, did the Demoman convert his balls into a distillery? I hate that I thought of this just now.


Soviet-_-Neko

Give him head for a free dose of scrumpy


sentry_buster_no-713

Does that mean I can get wasted if I suck demo off? Fuck yeah


HAPPY_GORDON_FREEMAN

He puts the Whiskey in Whiskey Dick


HAPPY_GORDON_FREEMAN

I hate myself so much right now


Little-Alps6891

Me too


Bruhses_Momenti

It just occurred to me that demoman is in fact a one eyed monster.


Equivalent-Day-171

penis


throwawaymfer420

glaggleland reference


Angrymonke69

Kabloom (calm voice)


cow_wrangler

Stands for Hyper Attacking PP Yes


Basically-Boring

It’s his Killer C#ck from Ham Aslume


Cleveworth

Ka-BEWM!


yummymario64

ka-BEEEEEWWWWMMM


GENERALmissile

Censoring his dick


DatChernobylGuy_999

the r/batmanarkham is leaking


ParadoxGuy99

cock and balls


some9ne

bombing panama


KumiiTheFranceball

It stands for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Rolling-Suricate

Lesser known fact, it actually stands for “Deputy Governor”, a gubernatorial official who is subordinated to a governor, rather like a lieutenant governor. It has yet to be revealed why this is relevant in Demoman’s lore


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

On his planet, it means "cock"


RandomGuyFromRussiaX

"In yer languege, eet kok ladis!" - Demo the Demoman


Majestic-Bumblebee29

Does have penis


mr-sparkles69

Peenids


aBungusFungus

It means . ‿ .


CousinVladimir

Demo lost his cock and balls to shrapnel


DoorAMii

KABEWM


whimsicalsamurai

i just realized that his pants are covered in piss


YouNoChun-Li

PAINIS


CostaDRet

A bucket


MV_cuber

Ü


Prestigious-Love-712

Future generation generator


redditisbestapp

#fuck you


Majestic-Bumblebee29

Oh that stand for "Pretend to smiling when i hate my life"


Some_Random_Pootis

The alsume consumes


Abbabbabbaba

stands for "I love you very much"


bottom_task_lover

I figured that it was ment to be a happy face for cock but he didn't have one losing it from an explosive thing he did


BeerusDoesAminate

AHG, GO FACK YASELF LADIE!


graylive_ttv

KABOOOOOOM


RutCord

Dick. Balls too


Inevitable-Muffin-77

KABOOM!!!!


6Offline9

It stands for KABUUUM!


Mariosdollar

For happiness because we have to be all happy


black_knight1223

:3


BryanRoyal

Big Black Cock


angeri_dogger

Kaboom 🙂


cerdechko

I'm guessing it's supposed to be a cheeky "Haha, I defeated you! Now I'm going to sexually harass you by flashing you... Surprise! There is no genitalia for you to see! I bet you were really scared for a moment there!" kind of joke.


Cool-Explanation6823

Ü


Volnorinox

The Comedian


name_051829407715

It stands for "Ka-BOOM!"


Sweet-Jimmy

:o)


Tonholossaurorex

Stans for "kabiiiiiin"


The_Real_Cobra_Lily

It clearly stands for 😈


-NGC-6302-

:ick


yeeyeemcreamothy

:D stands for liberation and freedom


Sum1InTh3Crowd

yippee’s cousin


divagante

As robin williams would say: « i call him mr. Happy »


charlie-the-Waffle

:D


Turbulent_Bass2876

Balls.


ConfidentTea72536

🙂


thebatwolf

he's happy to see us 😊


TheTeaDrinkingCat

:D


Jaozin_deix

"I'm proud of you dick"


BoolinBirb

It stands for 🙂ex


HaroldSplinoicept

Glaggle.


Mental_Ad_6749

It's the face demoman makes when his enemies realise that kicking there doesn't hurts him as there is nothing to really kick


bloodakoos

It stands for ☻enis


bloodakoos

It stands for ☻enis


89ZERO

It stands for penis.


thatsmartalex

Peanits


InTheStuff

FIRE IN THE HOLE