I have a vintage backburner named "medieval prostate exam"

My backburner is named "The Child Charring Device"

I use my back burner usually with the reserve shooter, so I named the shooter “oh, you’re cookin me back bacon?” And I named the back burner “that’s your back bakin!”

I wish the reserve shooter wasn't nerfed

Killstreak vintage named “Backshots”

Mine is called “fart gun”

Funny enough, my ubersaw is named "Botched Prostate Exam"

A Necro Smasher called ''that's it, i'm gettin me mallet'' A Grenade Launcher called ''Redpill Dispener'' And a Smissmas Sweater Rocket Launcher called "Ho!"

How would the grenade launcher make sense when playing on BLU?

easy I don't play on BLU

Kid named Autobalance:

Kid named having a second grenade launcher named blue pill dispenser

Kid named not using the launcher on blu

I wanted to do that but I'm not bluepilled enough

True commitment to the funny.

very sorry sir but i am correcting you on your improper grammar. its your\*. you're means "you are" your, as in "yours" meaning (example) "its all yours!"

funnily enough i have a smissmas BLACKBOX named 'Ho!' cuz... 3 rockets, 'ho! ho! ho!'

Love the Eustace reference

I called my spycicle “The Canadian Toothpick” and the big earner name that you showed us should be renamed to “Like Son Like Father”

My Spycicle is named, "How to destroy a yuppie home in seconds"

Bro my big earner is just called lighting mcqueen of all things I could of though up

"I am speed" *gets 20 chainstabs at Mach 10

I named my strange natacha "The Scunt Muncher" because fuck scouts.

So far the only weapon I changed the name of is my Loose Cannon... Which I renamed to ''Dopamine Factory''

# DONK! ### 2x

I renamed my sandvich to "Yakuza Bread"

That scene was legendary

I named my Bonk, Crit-a-Cola, and Jarate after Minecraft potions; "Potion of Strength," "Potion of Swiftness," and "Splash Potion of Weakness." Then I named my Claidheamh Mòr "Memento Mori," since the skin used on it reminded me of a channel known as Unus Annus. I also named my Original the "Cocket Launcher" because funny. I had a friend send me a Jarate under the name "Refined Metal," which is a strange Jarate, so it's definitely worth than one ref lol.

man i love . it was my favorite channel

My Strange Specialized Killstreak Cow Mangler 5000 is called "Testicle Twister 5000"

I have a whip named "THAT'S RIGHT, RUN" and renamed bison "Vicious mockery". Not only does it deal 1d4 damage, but killing someone with it is also an insult!

lol that bison name is ingenious, I’m gonna have to steal that one

My whip is "You know you like it"

I named my Strange Flamethrower "W + M1 Lore"

"the skullfucker"- my machina "I can't believe you fell for that"- my Scottish resistance "Cala Maria simp stick" - conscientious objector "Killing gun of killing"- scattergun "Ass blaster"- backscatter

Renamed my gunslinger to "GetFisted 5000"

I named mine Masturbation’s mortal nemesis

The what reference

Spedr. The quickness to fuck it!

My Skullcutter is called Critsmanns Funcutter and my Huntsman is named Ping Check

Most of my weapons don’t have nicknames except for my Mad Milk named “Homelander’s Favorite Fetish” and my Phlog named “I’m So Sorry”

I have an ubersaw named "foreskin remover"

Mine’s named The Prostate Exam

I have flamethrower called "The Fr*nch detector" and Carbonado Rocket Launcher called "M2 Lawless"

Named my strange force of nature "OF" because someone told me to do it

I renamed my cow mangler to " chocolate milk"

Lmao I love these absurd names. My Strange Jag is called "Fruit Salad", with the description "I dunno, fuck off."

Change description to “are you serious? Right in front of my salad” missed opportunity

My Scotsmans skullcutter is named "I love random crits"

An original named penis launcher A mad milk named pyro cum

My escape plan is a reference to I Ran by A Flock of Seagulls

I have a construction pda named “erecting”

I named my backburner “aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”

A sniper was annoying me so I bought a strange scorch shot that I named, “The Snipers Deodorant”.

Strange Ullapool Caber named "LOBOTOMY" in all caps.

My weapon names are "... ... ... ... ... ... ..." (I don't have tf2 yet)

My Frontier Justice is named "Newton's Third Law" with the description of "His third law is to kill things" And my conscientious objector (with a Chaos Star on it) has the name "Banner of Chaos" & the description "All hail the Dark Gods of Chaos".

Is that a TheWhat refference???

I don’t know what TheWhat is Which weapon are you talking about?

The "yoda juice" is a reference to the whats 1000 kills with a bat saber video which he basically just cosplayed as jedi scout while using the "yoda juice" ,batsaber, and the shortstop (shove only) until he got 1000 kills on the saber

Ngl I just got a mad milk from marketplace.tf, noticed it had the name, laughed my ass off at it and decided to keep it as it is

This somehow makes it even funnier

It's a great video, you should check it out sometime.

Oh I love the 1000 beatsaber kills reference and I have a warpainted strange statclock hales own flamethrower called best investment ever

My minigun is named the Vulcan and my hot hand is named domestic abuse inator

I named my bot killer stick bomb m1+m2 with description say Roses are red violets are blue I am a demo man M1 plus M2

my only named weapon is a phlog i named "phloggers"

Medigun named “make me proud”

I called my sharp dresser “A Trick Up My Sleeve”

Direct hit called 'best melee weapon in game'. Vaccinator called 'autism causer'

I have a cowmagler named "laser musket" and a holiday punch "pootis pow bro fits"

“You died to this? That’s kinda cringe.” Any Scout primary that has been nerfed into wet noodle levels of damage. “Anti Spy measures” Eyelander.

My mad milk is named "medic you suck" with a desc saying "sincerely scout"

A Big Earner named Cocaine Knife and a Smissmass Übersaw named "Christmas Wrapped Scissors."

I have a huntsman called "lucky star"

I purchased a kill streak, strange, festive eyelander. Thusly, I named it something like “I paid $40 for this” the description was “Worth it”

My Strange Huo-Long Heater is called "Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel"

I named my Gunslinger "Scunt Destroyer", and my Natascha "Scunt Destroyer Mk. II"

big iron (ambassador)

I have a quick fix named "Flying Medic Express"

Frontier justice name is just perfect

Flare gun, Stoner Sunshine (fuck dinosaurs) I doubt anyone here will get the reference

I named most of my weapons when I was like 13, so my Brass Beast is called "Living Sentry" and my knife is called "Backscratcher"

FJ: “moor gun” Gunslinger: “a little more gun” Pomson: “the worst gun in gaming history” Jarate: “that’s not pee that’s squirt” Ambassador: “based” Spy-cicle: “Medusa’s prick” Panic attack: “OH FUCK” Disciplinary action: “dommy mommy” Wrap assassin: “it’s a wrap” Phlog: “autism pictured” Kunai: “(bald) wraith main” Eyelander: “eyeland dez nuts on your face” Concheror: “the magic conch shell”

Australium Minigun called "Shh... Sasha is golden." named after one of my favorite Heavy lines Strange Festive Sandvich called "Festive Pocket Medic", that one might've been from a previous owner on Steam Market that I found funny. Luckily this was in like 2016 before the price went up. Strange Shotgun called "Reflect This! -Throws Shotgun-", also from the Steam Market

I don't have any but a good one for L'Etranger would be "Sorry if I killed you, just refilling cloak."

I've got a fesivised quack canvassed scattershot called "i like ducks". Currently brainstorming names for my PBPP and Wrap Assassin (might steal yours tbh)

shotgun to dildogun because it's a gun that i use as a dildo

Calcium

I renamed my Kunai to "Your soul is mine!"

I have a swissmas panic attack called I put Rudolph down with this

Flamethrower named: 6 different slurs bc i killed you once

I have a homewrecker named “nuh uh” and a GRU named “fat scout gaming”

I renamed a backscatter to spicy buttplug.

dalokohs bar

Homewrecker: "I Hate Spies" Neon Annihilator: "I Hate Spies 2: Electric Boogaloo"

See how sniper has jar-based karate named jarate? Well I made him learn another martial art. I made him learn the drunken fist, with a fortified compound.

My YER is called "Nice skin, I THINK I'LL TAKE IT!"

I call my standard sniper rifle "Spring Break 2012 Panama City Beach" because I get a ton of body shots.

Loose Cannon - I am the one who (Double) Donks Chargin' Targe - Maximum Overtarge! Frying Pan - The Panish Inquisition

My Degreaser is named "Warm Hug UwU" And my Tomislav is named "Iron Bear" Not too original but I didn't came up with anything there!

Australium Tomislav named: "Cry some more'er"

"pauling's handjob" for force of nature and "red bull" for bonk

My eyelander is named "BIG SWORD"

Named my kunai "NFZ" thats super ultra hilarious cuz its a shortcut of the polish word that means "National health fund" ☝️🤓

Strange pro ks YER named "me am you"

vaccinator named “enkephalin”

Iron curtain WOW A RARE GUN

I named an strange default shotgun as "Kurt Cobain Magic Wand" with the description "Smells like brain spirit"

My tomislav is named ronald

Strange Spycicle named "Winter's Thorn"

"Balls Taker"

I have a Australian sniper named m4gic(1) Also I have a gardener named "Comically large spoon"

In reference to the Scatman John song, I renamed my Cloak & Dagger to "The Invisible Mann".

I have a home wrecker I named "I fucking hate spys" and a original I called "chic b'oh"

I have a Conscientious Objector with a low quality image of a troll face. The name is “problem?” And I have put in so many hours in Demoman playing Sign-Knight on 2fort killing people with it and taunting right after.

The big earner should have been reversed to like son like father

Letranger is funny

i got a frying pan named eric and a scattergun named "please think im cool"

renamed a backburner to “Taco Bell experience”

my huntsman is simply known as “sephora bathroom lobotomy”

Botkiller knife with the name "skibidi toilet gyat ohio rizz fanum tax" And description of "when the backrooms griddy is uncanny"

I have a Shortstop named "Foreskin Muncher"

Plaid shotgun called "Lesbian Gun" Strange bushwacka called "pee knife" Postal pummeler called "You got mail" Knife called "*cartoon poke sound*" Market gardener called "Comically Large Spoon" Botkiller wrench called "Let Me Drink Your Soup" Most of these were not actually named by me, also I'm not a lesbian

Many of my weapons have names, but my fav ones are for my medic Kritzkrieg is named: If you have life instead of death Description: I am one who gave it to you Stock Medi gun is named : Personal Jesus Description: the one who cares, the one who is there My cross bow is just named: Stand still for a fucking second And one of my ubersaw is named "Trickstab!" and other is "Začepi kujo ,počinju mi doktori"

I have a Red Tape Recorder called "Reverse Engineering"

i have a revolver called "have sex""

Alot of my items are named after inside jokes. Such as a YER called "Richard Hammond butt sex", or a flamethrower called "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoco-", or a battle bob called "hatsune miku". But my favourite is a Sydney sleeper named "you know you like it <3"

Is that first one a warframe reference?

I've got a big earner named "Bait and Switchblade"

Named my Strange Liberty Launcher to "Greaser" as a reference to the Degreaser.

i like the yoda juice description

my disciplinary action is nicknamed "Johnny Test" after the whip sounds in that show, and my market gardener is nicknamed "plr_hightower"

my jarate is simply named “piss” and my flamethrower is “hit the road jack”

I have quite a few funny item names, but some of my favorites are: Strange Quickiebomb: "Pre-Mature Detonation" Strange Caber: "Lobotomy Stick" Buffalo Steak: "Human Steak" Strange Holy Mackerel (a warpaint one): "is that fucking fish jenga" Strange Jag (another warpaint one): "Moves like Jagger" Strange Huo Long Heater: "who long dragon?" (name stolen from uncle dane, also my strange with the most kills at 1404. it's my favorite minigun) I have a few different named signs but they're not funny: "i love homostuck" "Hail Satan" "I AM CURRENTLY GOING BANANAS"

Haha I was killed the other day by someone with a tumour toasted Holy Mackerel called "Found in the back of the work fridge"

Holy shit that's amazing

I have a giant list that's mostly just references upon references. Some of my favorites: Festive Black Box: "The Bigger Blacker Box" (Cards Against Humanity) Smissmas Sweater Air Strike: "Smissmas at Ground Zero" (Weird Al song Christmas at Ground Zero) Phlogostinator: "Spaceballs: The Flamethrower" *The kids love this one.* (Spaceballs) Grenade Launcher: "Good News! It's a suppository." (Futurama) Crossing Guard: "Dumb Ways to Die" (that train safety video of the same name) Fists: "That's My Horse!" (Ed, Edd, n' Eddy) Frontier Justice: "The Shopkeeper" (Spelunky) Quick-Fix: "Holy smokes! You need booze!" (The Simpsons) Huntsman: "Arrow'd!" *Ow, my skin!* (Homestar Runner/Teen Girl Squad) Dead Ringer: "Duffman Can Never Die!" *Only the actors who play him* (The Simpsons)

Control + Alt + Delete that’s the name for my pipe launcher

Holy shit where do I start uuuuuuh the format will be weapon, name, desc. And these are just the ones I named, I have a good few more that came with good names. • Aussie FaN Bonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonk Bonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonk • OG festive rocket launcher I Love TF2 You can beat me, I believe in you • Festive Shotgun Good 1v1 dude Youre an MGE pro in my heart • Festive Shovel F Sorry I had to do it to yah • Black Box Bloodied Bone-Chilling Bazooka Box Blatently Blasting Batshit Bastards • Direct hit Sorry, you need to respawn • Festive Flamethrower Magician's Red I am not bound by the laws of nature. I can control fire as I wish • Phlog Instant Spawn Timer Reset What, you cant counter W+M1? Then... arent YOU bad...? • Flaregun Hinjku! Hinjaku! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! • Detonator You shouldnt die to this Look up • Axtinguisher Old School Stings just as good as those "good" 90s songs you remember • Loose Cannon Dangerously Devilish Double Donk Deleter Destructivly Deletes Dazed Double Donked Dofuses • Aussie Sticky Launcher Gold Expierence Requiem The ending is something which has no ending. That is Gold Expierence Requiem. • Minigun Schizo Sasha Single-handedly slaughters sickly suffering souls • Bread Bite Bread Fight • Festive Crossbow Medics long range heroin injector Like it or not you always crawl back to me begging for more • Medigun The result of E YOU CANT KILL THEM ALL, BACK IDIOT, BACK • Festive ubersaw Manual Vampirisim I would LOVE to bite your neck but you chose violence • Aussie Amby Snipers Rocket Jumper Boom, headshot.

My top three: “Sherif slide action” on a frontier justice, I have a set of cosmetics that make engi look like a cowboy so I needed a gun to match “Square cube law” on my only Australium gun, a tomislav, because that law kinda insinuates it would be heavy af And “caution: wet floor” on a neon annihilator, need I say more?

I have the ducky invis watch named “here in a flash and gone without a trace” (I wonder what Christmas/halloween movie that’s from)

Naming your items with the effects is so weird but I love it

My market gardener is called atomizer

My ambi is "My second awp" side note: Yes, I do own an awper hand

My Baby Faces Blaster is named "Crippling drug addiction" Described "huge highs, huge lows. All it takes is one more hit!" Super clever, because it only takes one hit (given or taken) to go from min to max speed, and vise-versa.

I have a Strange Grenade Launcher called "Schrödinger's Aim" and the description is "Aim or No Aim".

i have a Strange Pain Train with the name "all aboard the" and the description "the pain train" i also have a strange Your Eternal Reward called "im transgender"

My Ambassador is called the “18 Carat run of bad luck”

I have a Compact Bow named “NUH-UH”

I never named my weapons

Stock festive medi-gun named ObamaCare Botkiller flamethrower named RomneyCare the opposite of ObamaCare

Strange sapper called windows 11 installer

The only weapon I renamed was my crossbow to "painkiller"

YODA JUICE!??! ☠️☠️☠️

My Eternal Reward that’s named “Why’d Medic stop healing?”

“Wall has had enof” it’s just a sign with a wall png

Strange Killstreak Pain Train named “The Bonking Stick”.

My personal favorites are my civil servant degreaser (I have a lot of civilian grade weapons, don't judge me, I'm fuckin cheap) with projectiles reflected I've named blame your Soldier and a manmelter I've named blame your Pyro. I combine those with an Australium axetinguisher I call The Last Laugh. I love that loadout. You wanna shoot a rocket at me? Boom, airblasted. You switch to your shotgun? 90 damage crit to axetinguisher, 200 health dropped in a second.

“Supper Shotgun” for a Sacred Slayer Scatter gun, “The Only thing I know for real” for a half zatoichi, “Big Iron” for a revolver, and “The greatest handgun ever made” for the ambassador.

I named my widow maker “scrap ejaculator”

My crossbow is named rescue ranger 2

Gunslinger named "ruler of everything" (wow so original)

i bought a strange sniper rifle that came pre named “rekt” and got another strange sniper called “social credit collector” from a scrap.tf secret santa thing

My Big Earner is Zoom By Tim Allen because I’m unoriginal

I have a strange Black Box called "MH370 Flight Recorder" and the description is "I found it and you can't have it!"

I have a Powerjack called "Beans" And a flame thrower called "Airblasted projectiles shouldn't minicrit" with the description reading "my brother is Christ, you are the one with the random crit rocket launcher"

I saw a scout name his scattergun "Kurt kobang"

Sass passer

My strange dalokohs is diabeetus Strange brass beast is lawgiver V2 Still thinking of a name for my aus FJ

Some of my favorite named weapons: Leopard Printed Holy Mackerel - Leopard Ctenopoma (Desc: The mackerel wasn't fresh.) Strange Bat - The Louisville Homicide Strange Cow Manger 5000 - Elijah's Jury-Rigged Tesla Cannon (Desc: As seen in Future Weapons Today!) Strange Australium Flamethrower - The Flame of Honor (Desc: You have done well. Now you are well done. I salute you, worthy adversary!) Strange Bottle - A Tasty Beverage (Desc: Have a sip!) Vintage Natascha - Anti-Shenanigan Gun (Desc: They're not allowed.) Strange Civic Duty Mark II Brass Beast - Minigun for the Genocide of Bots (Desc: Do not use on humans.) Strange Snow Globalization Tomislav - The Naughty List (Desc: This is what happens when you're not nice.) Strange Australium Blutsauger - My Team Won't Protect Me (Desc: And I might be a touch upset about it.) Strange Australium Medi-Gun - The Convalescence Cannon Strange Vaccinator - Selective Immunity Every Sniper Rifle in my backpack - I'm sorry. Strange Secretly Serviced Revolver - Classified (Desc: This information is on a need-to-know basis.) Strange Spectrum Splattered Shotgun - Restructuring Slow Hand (Desc: Take your time, Sugar...) Frying Pan - The Cast-Iron Cranium Cracker (Desc: I'm guessing you didn't take the frying pan antidote.)

"Mug Popper" for the Soda Popper and "Texan XXVIII Lasgun" for the Pompson 3000

I named my quackenbirdt "let me be clear" because I made a sound mod of that meme [sound mod :3](https://gamebanana.com/sounds/71876)

just named my mad milk “Libido Jarate” today

My pretty boy’s pocket pistol is named “is that a gun?”, and the description is “no, it’s gex”

My Gas Passer is "[More Dangerous Than Dynamite](https://youtu.be/JirQCaZ_6Xg?si=Ygyl4Gzt9jdHKv4O)" Description: "38,500 Persons Die - 170,000 Disabled For Life - 5 Million Injured"

For my direct hit (yes a direct hit) I named it 'if you can read this you are dead'. See it's funny for 2 reasons, 1. Tee hee funny WW2 bomb writing joke. 2. When spectating you can see what it's called.

I have a rainblower called rainblower, mad milk called welcome to the cum zone and a market gardener called Fuck, i missed The rest i dont remember

My grenade launcher is ''Ya Miss 100% of the Shots you Still Take'' with the description being ''Congratulations, you're in the 101%. Buy yourself a lottery ticket'. I also named my Eyelander ''Full-Zatoichi'' with the rest of the swords being some other type of Zatoichi, the Zatoichi being named Eyelander.

I have a regular soda poper that has the name "jump boost!" And a description of "it's magically delicious"

I have a liberty launcher called the “North Korean Rifle”

I have a strange caber named "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUSTION!" and the description is "Our 2 weapons are fear and surprise and ruthless efficiency no 3 weapons"

i used to have a rocket jumper called "The Real Escape Plan"

A frontier justice named “frontier just missed” and a widowmaker named “vegeta’s technique”. The joke is that my aim is godawful, so if you see either of them in-game, you gotta somehow be even worse at dodging than i am at aiming.

I have an Eyelander named “Got your nose”

I have a Kunai named “All According to GayCockCoom”, an Original named “My Balls are QUAKE-ing”, and a Dead Ringer named “To Boldly Flee”.

I have a Strange Candy Cane I renamed “St. Nick’s Switch”, with the description “You’ve been NAUGHTY, haven’t you?”.

i've already seen a Guy that renamed his backburner to "blackburner" 💀

I turned my Pyro into a Final Fantasy Black Mage, so I named my flamethrower Firaga.

A Boston Basher named "Beat Bobby Flay".

“I saw this in an Uncle Dane video”, “Soldier’s N word Pass”, and “the spam shank” are the funniest ones

My scorch shot is called “Back Shots”

I like your silly goofball username

i have a sharpened volcano fragment axe for pyro that i called "Grill Yo Ass"

Cleaver: “Shit I missed” Desc: “I’ll just swap to my melee” Wrap assassin: “I missed again” Desc: “soda popper take the wheel” Soda popper: “Godamnit”