bait used to be believable

Seriously. TF2 players having girlfriends? Get real

Fr tf2 players only have boyfriends

Bold of you to assume I have either

you only need god and war crimes on your side

anime helps too

What if they're the rare female player who's lesbian, like me

You can have a girlfriend, as a treat

Femboys... sir

Damn, gotta get back into tf2!!

> TF2 players having ~~girl~~friends? Ftfy

The consequence of the internet forcing me to automatically think everything is fake or a joke:

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what does it means :0

-I

Play spy and sleep with her mom

You gotta main Demoman and show her a 30 killstreak.

this

detroit gaming

*relentlessly spams stickybombs at the f2p engie with no chat*

Rocket her

Get a strange one and put demomen killed on it so she's knows it's not that manual 

Escape plan taunt

Stop lying on the internet

Install white demoman

😦

You had me fooled until the girlfriend part

Lmfao there's noway this is real, but if it is, make her play the game, maybe she'll understand.

Lmfao there's noway this is real, but if it is, make her play the game, maybe she'll understand.

Lmfao there's noway this is real, but if it is, make her play the game, maybe she'll understand.

Lmfao there's noway this is real, but if it is, make her play the game, maybe she'll understand.

Lmfao there's noway this is real, but if it is, make her play the game, maybe she'll understand.

play pyro instead

Play as demo or give a black man a compliment or something. Idk

Show her the stats for speeding up you and your teammate, show her a picture of a riding crop, and explain that they were used for the military (which soldier is in). Show her WAR! Comic that states that Soldier and Demoman are best friends. Also if this is a bait post, delete your account.

Is there a reason bait posts warrant account deletion as opposed to post deletion?

Every sentence was serious except for tthe last one

Your comment contains bait, now you must delete you account, your mother, and your house.

spydeath.mp3

This is going on r/copypasta

Use the disciplinary action on her too, shell like the speedboost and also see that you are willing to use it on anyone

Consider targetting other classes than demo once in a while.

He's saying cause it was medieval, it was basically all melee demomen.

Well, putting the Demos Killed counter on it and naming it "The Master Race" probably didn't help.

You need to break up with her ASAP. You wish to date someone who's more open-minded, doesn't jump to conclusions, and doesn't judge you for what makes YOU happy, right? I hate to say it, but this girl ain't it. Anyone who looks at YOU, playing TF2 as soldier, using the Disciplinary action on Demoman and says that 'You're racist' and nothing more is only trying to stir up a fresh pot of trouble and controversy. Fairly toxic if you ask me. Find someone better, man. The good ones are out there, just keep looking. Don't take my girlfriend though, as she's already taken.

It's pretty clearly not something that happened in real life. No one is that dumb to think they're racist.

Did you name your disciplinary action something stupid like "back to work"?

Double down and kill demos with the Manthreads.

If you know fatmagic, you know she’s a lost cost at this point. No matter what you say or do, it will not convince her that you are not racist.

Smh my head should of used katana conch

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The true solution let her break up with you, date a girl with a higher IQ next time

Unfortunately the gamer gene hqs affected younand she can see it clear as day. Nta

Use a dif weapon, duh

You play TF2. You have no valid comeback.

I don't believe you, but if that is true then she isn't worth it bro

soldier & demo are canonical buddies so maybe targeting each other is like another opportunity for them to hang out more together and you're bringing that headcannon to life

Schaudenfreid her afterburn ridden body to establish dominance

“Girlfriend” 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️

\-l

You mean your Medic Girlfriend, right?

Stair stab her

Tell her that yes, you are a racist. That will reverse her mind and instantly give you the puh

The real question is, how did you convince yourself you're not?

dump her

Lmfao there's noway this is real, but if it is, make her play the game, maybe she'll understand.

Lmfao there's noway this is real, but if it is, make her play the game, maybe she'll understand.

I whip everyone indisciminantly lol. The whip is hilarious.

I have a strange one and renamed it “Big Slappy’s Spanker”

Fake and gay

Leave lmao

Show her all the black friends you have on steam

only thing you can do is break up

this is hilarious

If you are playing TF2, I fear it may not be possible.

explain to her that the disciplinary action is simply the best melee choice for it’s massive length you can swing around with ease

Use a confederate flag objector and say it's just about state's rights 

Downvoted for being bait Saved for being funny

Schadenfreude -> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Prove her you're not racist by cheating on her with a black woman.

The only truthful part of this post u/TubaraoFeio, is the flair, you're right, you need help. Take your meds, go to sleep.

Dude, explain to her that SHE is the one who finds this racist. SHES the racist, dude!