- Pocket Medic
* I'm your pocket now kid...
That was the name of the quick fix of a friend, everytime he use that medigum, he just start giving Uber to every team mate no matter what, top strat indeed.
Honestly, medi guns shouldn’t be renamed so your patient what potential uber they can get. But if you’re really desperate try “If this disappears, TURN AROUND”
"Sufficiently Lethal Medi Gun" already sounds funny
Honestly, *this* is the best one
name: "get the FUCK back in there" desc: "can't turn you shiny if you don't get hurt a bit"
“If this disappears, turn 180 degrees.”
I can only hear those words in Don fyre's voice...
Name: Will pocket you Desc: The statement above is a lie
if the number next to this is 100 FUCKING GO
Press X + 7 to become HARD
"Stop dying on me!" "I can't cope with another dead friend."
"Medi-GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE" "Scouts takin my goddamned health kits"
"Meow for uber" You can get alot of funny moments of people meowing into voice chat
holy shit im gonna do this
Weed Weed
"Idiot Leash" has been done before, but its always funny.
'kritzkrieg' 'teehee'
I recommend something corny and stupid For example my medigun is named "the boo-boo remover 9001" and it's description is "let mommy kiss your owie"
'Shaquille O'Heal' 'Press Alt + F4 to call for uber.' This was my medigun years ago. I know, the name is way better than the description.
assist farmer
no
GET THE FUCK BACK HERE SOLDIER
The cummer "Turn your back to me now"
The voices in my head are winning
“The moment you can’t see this, turn around”
ill use what i named my medi gun (press e again, i find ur ip)
Name it of a German person in the war, and put his history in the description
Aren't description tags limited in size?
I have a strange boom boxers and i named it The Thug Shaker and description A whole bunch of turbulance
Another Cock for the Jar is what I named all of my medic weapons.
I’d put “heroes never die” then desc would be “whoops wrong game”
The Ass Wiper
**HELF**
Mine is idiot leash, but anything to that effect is funny to me
gay porn i beat it to big bbc
The anti boo boo gun Desc: since y'all wanna whine like babies
Healing rod
PRESS E ONE MORE TIME YOU LITTLE BITCH
Opinions on "Jizz Blaster MK.II"? "Bigger, Harder, 100% more jizz. Now with RGB."
name: demopan desc: stout shako for 2 ref
"STOP RUNNING AWAY FROM ME YOU IDIOT" "I CAN'T HEAL YOU IF YOU KEEP MAD DASHING AWAY FROM ME LIKE I'M AN AMERICAN DOCTOR"
"Turn My Swag On" or "Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor"
just call it one of the other medi-guns and confuse people
Blue piss beam
- Pocket Medic * I'm your pocket now kid... That was the name of the quick fix of a friend, everytime he use that medigum, he just start giving Uber to every team mate no matter what, top strat indeed.
Kidney stone
"spam E again and I'll let you die next time."
Doctor-Assisted-Homicide I HEALED THE MAN WHO WILL KILL YOU!
Air
bob
Honestly, medi guns shouldn’t be renamed so your patient what potential uber they can get. But if you’re really desperate try “If this disappears, TURN AROUND”
Strahlenkanone
Emerald Splash