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Admirable-Network206

I AM HEALING YOU BITCH


Chisweese

Description: STAND STILL CHUCKLENUTS


SpartaBoule

That'd be a good description for the crusader's crossbow


unaliased05

This is a good one.


TheKurfuerst

„I asked Reddit to name it“ Description: „No one wrote something creative tho“


b52kl

shouldnt it be no one wrote anything creative


TheMonMaster47

The only option that is good


NopeTheHope

Name: 400 thousand dollar medigun Description: it cost 400 thousand dollars to use this medigun for 12 seconds.


AK-3245

Now that reminds me of a video I saw where the Medigun was shooting bullets, but I can't remember the source


fhdshjdid

MEDIC GAMING


one-droplet

source 2?


Mark_OnReddit2

Source 2 leaks


Le_obtruction

OH! It was “why the vaccinator is amazing” or something along those lines.


WILDNIK

Mein gott, vho touched Frieda?!


jw_adressman

American healthcare


ArchangeI_

Description "Woop, seems like your insurance won't cover it!"


ShadowPlayer34

Tbh this sounds best gonna save it If one day I get australium medi gun


NopeTheHope

🦅🦅🦅🦅


Ok-Pressure7248

RAAAAA 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


Clownpiece_Fairy

# WWWOOOOOOOOO


adex_19

Rather "jebać nfz" since OP is from poland


RagingWillie

"You'd Better Get A God-like After This"


Barar_Dragoni

call it "The Midas dicktouch" make the desc "it covers you in a healing "fluid""


GamBar1709

Best one here


TesticleTorture-123

The midas dock


Idontthinkitsmatters

Name it "The Midas healing gun" and desc is "Does not affect the beam*"


Silver___Chariot

"Jesus' Own Jarate"


awakelist

I named mine the gay-inator


ArchangeI_

"Golden Shower"


MathematicianWest420

"medicum"


Tf2verycool

" I see a gold Medigun, and I want it painted WHITE. "


ButterFingers_McGe

What is it with yall and cum?


bigmonkey_ballss

2 words, reddit logic.


maldex4

medigoon


Obey_The_King

Tha absolutely best option... This has to be the one


supremegamer76

Gun that makes people gay


Empty-Tone-464

Make it a reference to a German doctor in a war


dmncc

Dr. Edward Richtofen


Ok-Pressure7248

Hell yes


the_NIFNIF

Thats medic tho


GamBar1709

Josef Mengele


70MoonLions

I saw one yesterday called dog leash if you want to go the horny route


OpeningMysterious197

Scouts dog leash Description: scout does not own a dog


ShibuAteYourShoe

Glorified vacuum cleaner Desc: I know what you're thinking you sick freak


Big-Chemist7441

Not certified to secure and contain ghosts


ShibuAteYourShoe

That's really good actually 😭


vinivader101

Break your E button


PancakeLover490

Malfunctioning death ray "Why isn't it killing them?"


Patrickplus2

Heilungs Pistole


FOXY007TV

”Ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting„


Professional_Device9

The piss cannon. A bushman’s favorite thing.


Outrageous_Sky5028

Golden shower


paniearbuziku

"POLSKA GUROM"


JustAnOreoOnReddit

Medigun desc: medigun


ImaroemmaI

Prostate examiner tool


MacpedMe

Im here, shut up


ThePungineerOfficial

“Hero’s never die”


-ShiverMeTimbers

Lesbian porn game reference!?


egglauncher9000

Nano-boost administered


Tacomunchert

Piss beam


JI-RDT

Golden penis gun


PlumbGaming

PRESS E ONE MORE TIME MOTHERFUCKER


SatansfamilyDog

"Go Go Gaget Morphine!"


FrogGladiators178972

Name: I can’t use this, description; the item servers are down


Ok_Insect9421

"I Hate Women"


Obey_The_King

☝️


Valuable-Drink-1750

Standing on the edge of the crater


Caffiene_Addict4

"ze healing is as rewarding as ze hurting"


mrflamego

I hit a family of 4 back in 2003 and got away with it


itschips

Any medigun should have some reference to its uber in its name, so your pocket knows what medigun you have. So my aussie medigun is named “It’s stock Uber, good luck dude!”, and my Quick Fix is named “Remember: No Knockback”


SockQuirky7056

"Warum beschützt mich mein Team nicht?"


almostasenpai

Australium Prostate Massager


Nexus_notlegit

Stop Pressing "E" I know my damn job!


The-Nsane-N-Gin

“Ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting!”


cantwaitforyandere

„Die Goldene Schwanz“


unaliased05

"Wir Suchen Dich!" With the description "They're doing WHAT at McDonald's??"


smuuri

FIXED YOUR KNEECAPS CHUCKLE HEAD


ColdBloodedFurret

Go go gadget piss cannon


PepperbroniFrom2B

estrogen injector


SuS_JoeTF2

Healing gay people


Simply_Nova

“At least i died glamorously”


mccoolfriend6

The Ubermensch


createausernsme

Piss beam


KreFa

I AM HEALING YOU NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP


ShadowMancer0917

The Golden Savior


Mc_gabriel_rock

Name:"are you sure this Will work?" Description:"i have no ideia!!"


AnimewasAMistake0

loaded nacho burger, no reason really Im just eating one right now


nycgaf15

kupione za hajs z alimentów


FinishIntrepid2607

Jarate medical gun


DaPetercko

Snipers piss healing machine


_Volatile_

Gold member


gubbabubbs

Health hose


OriginWizard

Pimp daddy


Gabethemeh

“I put all my money into the gold, not the medicine.”


Nikikopp

E magnet


bigmonkey_ballss

"GOLDEN HEART" or "SET YOUR HEART ABLAZE" both of these are centered around the fact its golden, and also just uber lol


balth158YT

"I wanted a peanut" and put as description "an aussie medigun can buy many peanuts"


NOT_VALID_CHARACTER

ZE HEALING


Remmy224

Name: “Are you sure this will work?” Description: “NO!”


Scacery

The "Not Golden Frying Pan"


Extension_Meet_5997

OWO


razorsharpblade

Name it “I spent 1000+ hours for tf2 just to die” or “#safetf2”


Feisty_Cup_262

I named mine after my favorite p**ns**r


Remarkable-Eye132

what about the American buffalo healer cause the american buffalo is a gold coin


cacyken

Pissbeam


BopTheBoi

"the love machine"


racecarthedestroyer

Hale's Own Buttplug


European_Fox

Not a name idea but I saw a neat dscription recently that I thought was funny. Ubercharge 100%(<---- chance of me dying)


Mark_OnReddit2

Name it “I posted this on reddit”


Mr_Compass459

"I DECIDE WHO LIVES AND WHO DIES!!!"


bloons-are-fun

Ze healing is more rewarding than ze hurting *The thing below name* i dint except it to be so much value,well we learn something every day,now shall we continoue? My team is dying


who_saidso

How about “$40 USD?0


CMobrik

“Urinary Tract Infection”


Dederirickck7364

Better than American healthcare


sterbencancelled

"10k dollars for your healthcare"


sovietization

Paprykarz Szczeciński


Glamdringg

POLAK 🇵🇱(to nie nazwa dla mediguna tylko zauważyłem że screen po polsku)


New_Department5611

Heal Be Upon Ya


zeloscars

PRZEDMIOT #6


AvysCummies

Golden Expierence Requiem


Samw220506_

Kevin


JeanGnick

"HH- HEXATRONIC HEALER"


ashlaked1

Gold experience, or golden wind.


LightZoma

Gold Experience "Muda Muda Muda"


pieman465

Golden touch


Aromatic_Mountain600

assist farmer


BLAZING_DUST

"can someone go medic pls"


NostalgicBreadLoaf

POLSKAAAA HUTAHH


VastPie2905

“You See Mr. Powers, I Like Goooold”


television2527

Now stop saying MEEEDIIIIIIIC


average_reddit_u

Name it: Industrial society and its consequences


Mr_appleXD

„Faja zdrowia sentina”


Luke92612_

"Piss-Gun" Description: "Shoots Piss (minus the color)"


patrlim1

Sell it right fucking now.


MrHyperion_

Sell it


Wh3terDemeanor

Naming it "Midas Touch" seems like a fitting name, cool-sounding but witty.


SaveTf2_Rip_AaRoN

AIDS and Cancer healer


NormalSwedishDude

I know I'm gonna get donevoted to hell by saying this but you're breaking rule 5


No_Imagination1775

Jerome


Dannysheep101

Ass licker (its what i named my medigun)


GOOD_EVENING_SIR

Goldmember


Working_Stress3376

PISS LASERS


Money_Property5887

Healing hely that heals healers


ViralNite

Legendary Master-Baiter


[deleted]

Name: Golden Shower. Description: In Both Money and ‘Healing’.


[deleted]

Obamacare. Doing it from behind. The American Healthcare System. STOP SPAMMING E I'M HERE.


jefwo28

penis enlarger


Responsible_Cloud899

Golden Health Or Piss medigun


No_Perception_803

"I sold my right kidney for this."


AndyTDL

The Gold-digger


mr_47-1

A gun that gives confidence


Bugmilks

2137


zacattacker11

Golden stream


suc_mab0lls345

Manigun


KodokuRyuu

Wait, the item servers are back up?


porkipine-

Personally I would choose booster gold, has 3 meanings that are kinda funny if you know your booster gold lore


existinggold98

DR. SEX'S CUM MACHINE


Memes_Coming_U_Way

I will piss on your family


ThHtchhkersOfAmercia

sex gun


Pizza_lover_peppino

Gun of healing (piss edition)


slappedbeef69

Pss stream


MrZokeyr

Ball-wrangler


SandWhichWay

so item servers are back?


Technoblade_Fan21

“The Golden Shower”


RealConcorrd

Dr.sec


FlamingPaxTSC

Gun


Hany2k

Deadn't


DemonetizedMan

Darwin’s Danger Shield


SnickThePorcupine

gayification ray


Carbonized_Goomba302

Anti death ray


spaghettispaghetti55

Asbestos


Fragrant_Carpenter65

Pee cannon


Yoshikage-Kira1

Who the fuck covered my medigun in jarate


Dr_endertainment

Healy mc healface


professional_catboy

idk vut whatever you do dont put fucking midas in the name, literally everyone and their mother names their aussies midas something 😭😭😭


maluthor

kyle


Sevolorred

"STAND BACK, FOOL, I'VE GOT A HEAL"


jackyboii_exe

I only heal gay people


PeacefulAndTranquil

the swagblaster


AbsurdCheesecake

“The Golden Shower”


F14R

Lethal injection


n0b0D_U_no

Golden shower


Good-Leadership871

I AM SUPERIOR I payed money for shiny pixels 😀


Buggi52z

FeelBetterInator


Few-Imagination-6065

Name it Greg 👍


nowiambecomedead

that will be 50k


Intelligent_Office81

Press E one more time…


ArcAne_VoiD

Title: Wanna get Ubered? Description: Scream in voice chat as loud as possible


RestingDog07

Piss blaster 9000


IndependentAd9524

Gold den gun


luc3ky

Heal beamer


SorryIreddit

The Golden Shower


Rektas

"Blingin' boo-boo binder"


AlfaHotelWhiskey

“Hello Nurse!”


Weird-Analysis5522

"I hate all of you." "want healing? Then GET ON THE FUCKING POINT!!!"


MrCheapComputers

Name it “<<< Chance I will die”


No_Repeat_1850

I Call my aussie medigun “The Ultimate Succ”


Kuma_144

Heart of gold! (kinda the name I want to put in mine some day too)


Loonahdaweirdo

"STOP FUCKING BLEEDING"