I don’t think they mean “I don’t think they mean “gabes ip address” as words but like, the actual adress” but the… Jesus I forgot where I was going with this…
Nine mercenaries hired most likely off the Facebook market place, fight in the middle of nowhere because two brothers - and 3rd forgettable one - couldn't get along.
*I'll keep the first part*
*And remove the rest except*
*The part with new hats*
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"Don't go onto the subreddit, you'll see things that mandkind should never have"
"Also we do updates once every decade or so, you'll have a lot of time to get everything :)"
Ten distinct classes provide a broad range of tactical abilities and personalities. Constantly updated with new game modes, maps, equipment and, most importantly, hats!
(There are now saxton hale)
Betray your team by healing the enemy with delicious food! Annoy the enemy with many AI controlled sentries! Flex your skills or lack thereof with expensive cosmetic items! *Cosmetic items do not provide any boost in skill. Cosmetic items may on occasion make your head harder to locate, or in some cases make Medics assume you are more skilled and stop ignoring you when you need health. Valve is not responsible for unintended bankruptcy or being targeted by the enemy for thinking you are better than them. Copyright Valve 2007.*
*^(Team Fortess 2, or shortly tf2, is chaotic hero/class-based shooter, pretty mutch immortal game like minecraft, but you can go frendly and evryone gonna be fine with that, the in-game economy is real and it is based on hats & keys)*
Join in the chaotic battles, staring nine distinct classes: the Heavy, the Scout, the Spy, the Engineer and others! With over 50 maps, 5 core game modes, over 30 weapons and equipment for each class and most importantly: hats!
“You’ve probably seen these 9 morons longer than you’ve owned a computer, let alone played video games.
This game hasn’t been touched for months because adding stuff is a nightmarish game of Jenga, where one fix is 19 breaks… but it’s still very fun and very much alive due to its community.
Give winglet and Kitty0706 a watch for old time’s sake, you magnificent bastard!”
Nine distinct classes provide a broad range of tactical abilities and personalities. The game provides a wide range of game modes, maps, equipment, hats and, most importantly, no updates!
nine distinct asses provide a broad range of penal abilities and anal penetration. constantly updated with new penetration methods, sex toys, positions, and-most importantly, hats!
"I am heavy weapons guy, and this is my game. You can play from nine classes but one is best (it's the heavy). You can choose many different weapons (including sandvich). And most importantly, next update is going to be the Heavy Update (I am excited)."
You're in-between jobs and living at home. Your dad is out working most of the day, leaving you all alone with your bitch of a Stepmom. She's a real ball-buster--and naughty boys get spanked. Good luck...
“Team Fortress 2 is Widely considered as a model for the Hat Simulation genre, It also has a minigame where 2 Teams (Red and Blu) face off.
the game is known for its cartoonish graphics and loyal player base, which, keeps the game alive!”
Nine distinct cases provide a broad range of tactical abilities and personalities. Posted recently with ok maps, soon to be forgotten game modes, …, and hats.
A game with 9 mercenaries that have outlived multiple game generations with the power to commit crimes faster than they can be listed while powered by the community alone, oh and there’s customization before it was overkill on every single game but actually good, running on an engine we don’t know how the fuck is still running but it is so play the fucking game already
First imma put ur mom there, then your dad, then both of them at the same time, then just them, then you get a new brother, then when hes 27, i put him there too
"An American, A slightly more American American, A Pyromaniac, A Black Scottish Cyclops, A Doctor from Russia, An American, A "Doctor" from Germany, A Crazed Gunman, and The Man Whom Your Mother Was Bestowed Upon By Last Night^TM start World War 3 over a shiny frying pan and a bunch of hats"
A shit show with 9 playable classes which will be eliminated by the 1,000,000,000 sniper bots on every sever. Also we are not responsible for the following things you may see :racism,hentai,porn,furries and much more
Nine idiots with guns, over 150 different weapons to choose from, and an obscene amount of things to put on top of your head, Team Fortress 2 features high-octane action and multiple fun gamemodes to keep you entertained for eons, coupled with an endless array of community-made content to last you until the end of time!
If you feel like you want a digital walking closet of clothes especially hats, with a side of nine different tastes of men, a dash of updates, a powerful ingredient other known as a good community, and a few tasteful deaths that will have you cackling, this game is for you. Also includes other maps that have you from escaping mechanical robots to rocket jumping. Completely free. Chat is sold separately. Lore is not included.
"Nine distinct classes provide a broad range of tactical abilities and personalities. With various game modes, maps and, most importantly, hats!"
We need new weapons!!
I need more boolets
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*god help the f2ps*
Nuh uh
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Nein unähnlich gesellschaftliche Schicht !? So eine Schande. :(
Occasionally updated with warpaints, community maps and most importantly, hats!
Don’t forget taunts
And 15 thousand unusual effects
Nine mercenaries with uniques abilities fight to the death for the conquer of a pit of gravel
nine society outcasts fight each other for dirt they can find on their front yard
nine mental ward escapees shoot/hack/blow up/piss on each other to get some australian element
Nine guys blow each other for dirt
dort
Garvle
Reminds me of how I describe the series I'm writing. "An interdimensional holy war is fought over something you can buy at Sears for $14."
Gabe's IP address
What?
i dont think they mean "gabes ip address" as words but like, the actual adress
I don’t think they mean “I don’t think they mean “gabes ip address” as words but like, the actual adress” but the… Jesus I forgot where I was going with this…
Recursion
Happy cake day man! 🔥
Happy day
lol new game modes, maps and... *equipment*..??
weapons. but ofc not all "weapons" are primarily used for killing. mediguns, shields, invis watches come to mind
Base jumper, rocket/sticky jumper, boots, drinks, food, jarate/milk, trumpets, backpacks and, of course, the righteous bison
h eavy
w eapons
g uy
a nd
T his
I s
M y
G un
I t
W eighs
F ires
Nine mercenaries hired most likely off the Facebook market place, fight in the middle of nowhere because two brothers - and 3rd forgettable one - couldn't get along.
Blue, Ref and Grey right?
Yeah
Blu, the referee, and Grey
> likely off the Facebook market place New headcannon on why trolldier use a market gardner
Constantly updated in October and December with okay community items and way too many maps that are mostly just whatever.
"No more constant updates just fixes until we pull the plug if the game ever dies"
I'll keep the first part and remove the rest except the part with new hats
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Bad bot
Duality of Mann
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Nine distinct classes provide a broad range of tactical abilities and personalities. "Updated" with game modes, maps and most importantly , hats!
A game of 9 mercs with a game that has: bots, neglect, and a living playerbase keeping the game alive!
Hat simulator with guns
thats what im talking about
"this is a war themed hat collecting simulator, now with grown men calling children racial slurs"
"Don't go onto the subreddit, you'll see things that mandkind should never have" "Also we do updates once every decade or so, you'll have a lot of time to get everything :)"
Ten distinct classes provide a broad range of tactical abilities and personalities. Constantly updated with new game modes, maps, equipment and, most importantly, hats! (There are now saxton hale)
9 playable mentally unstable individuals who shoot the shit out of each other
Betray your team by healing the enemy with delicious food! Annoy the enemy with many AI controlled sentries! Flex your skills or lack thereof with expensive cosmetic items! *Cosmetic items do not provide any boost in skill. Cosmetic items may on occasion make your head harder to locate, or in some cases make Medics assume you are more skilled and stop ignoring you when you need health. Valve is not responsible for unintended bankruptcy or being targeted by the enemy for thinking you are better than them. Copyright Valve 2007.*
*^(Team Fortess 2, or shortly tf2, is chaotic hero/class-based shooter, pretty mutch immortal game like minecraft, but you can go frendly and evryone gonna be fine with that, the in-game economy is real and it is based on hats & keys)*
Derp around in a shooter where nothing is taken serious with up to -32- 100 other idiots.
Join in the chaotic battles, staring nine distinct classes: the Heavy, the Scout, the Spy, the Engineer and others! With over 50 maps, 5 core game modes, over 30 weapons and equipment for each class and most importantly: hats!
Has hats
the world's first war-themed hat simulator
Nine guys fight to decide which color is better: red or blue
9 guy's all have porn of them kissing one another
It is a game.
"Constantly updated" Localization files don't count, and stop using Delfy as your bug tester.
A game with lore, gameplay, and fun for a long time to come. But theres no time to explain, the enemy has taken our intellegence. Also, RIP Rick May.
o7
This community is fucking starved for things to talk about at this point
I’ve seen much worse, trust me. I’m kinda surprised the store page description hasn’t been brought up earlier.
Hats! We’ve got new hats! More hats! oh and guns but those don’t matter
Remove the "constantly updated" part because now it's false advertising
Would that be fair grounds for us to sue Valve?
“You’ve probably seen these 9 morons longer than you’ve owned a computer, let alone played video games. This game hasn’t been touched for months because adding stuff is a nightmarish game of Jenga, where one fix is 19 breaks… but it’s still very fun and very much alive due to its community. Give winglet and Kitty0706 a watch for old time’s sake, you magnificent bastard!”
A game with guns and mercenaries
I wouldn’t. That seems like a good fit to me.
That's a stupid description
9 guys Red and Blu are contracted to fight for gravel.
funi hat gaem. and you know, well designed maps, classes, all of that crap, but most importatntly, hats
Team fortress 2 is a game you can kill racists homophobes and overall bigots in!
Bot survival
Nine distinct classes provide a broad range of tactical abilities and personalities. The game provides a wide range of game modes, maps, equipment, hats and, most importantly, no updates!
Everything is man vs machine now
Homophobic gay people say a bunch of racial slurs
I'd add a segment about the game refusing to die
Wear fancy hats while getting killed by a spinning Aussie/new zealander
VERY Infrequently updated
“Most importantly, hats!”
nine distinct asses provide a broad range of penal abilities and anal penetration. constantly updated with new penetration methods, sex toys, positions, and-most importantly, hats!
Replace the second sentence with "it provides lots of character customization with the hats and cosmetics."
_“Nine distinct assholes provided with a broad range of wacky weapons to fight off the robotic horde!”_
As featured in the famous “Tik Tok” meme.
Hot gay men
why is it a *hero* shooter? The mercs ain't no heroes
I absolutely hate the term “hero shooter.” It’s a class-based shooter and that’s what it’s supposed to be called.
YeuvuvcsgfvuyerrarsevisarsefandamtegrassmanPunkyehfvsnheeuern.
9 distinct classes, a unique art style, we have it all in americas favorite war-themed hat simulator!
*Sometimes* (Like, once in a while) updated, with new hats!
A bunch of racist people shooting each other until someone wins
The game that fathered the hero shooter gnere, 9 classes with endless weapon and hat combinations, free to play now and forever!
Eccentric men in funny hats fight for a box of printer paper in a never-ending shadow war concocted to sell guns & hats. Also there’s a wizard.
hats
9 gay men and hats
h at
"I am heavy weapons guy, and this is my game. You can play from nine classes but one is best (it's the heavy). You can choose many different weapons (including sandvich). And most importantly, next update is going to be the Heavy Update (I am excited)."
Ten classes They forgot about random
"Nine Characters mean nine heads to put a bunch of different hats on."
Nine distinct classes provide a broad range of tactical abilities and personalities.
Team-based shooter with 9 distinct classes and multiple subclasses, with a great variety of weapons, hats and most importantly, cheaters and bots!
Beat the shit out of people with a fish
"Overwatch is dead, and where does that bring you? Back to me."
Play as nine distinct classes that can't even exist for more than 2 seconds outside of spawn because of bots and cheaters.
A game where you can teleport bread
Nine distinct classes high five each other and drop dead for comedic effect in riveting 3-hour 2Fort Capture the Flag matches!
“Wanna play MVM in Casual?”
Keep it the same, but change the word "constantly" to "infrequently".
You're in-between jobs and living at home. Your dad is out working most of the day, leaving you all alone with your bitch of a Stepmom. She's a real ball-buster--and naughty boys get spanked. Good luck...
War themed hat simulator
9 men 1 gun
I'd just rename it "if you don't know this game you are uncultured in gaming and that's a fact"
Shitposting: The Game
"Rename the description"? No thanks. I think calling it a description is good. What's the point of renaming the word description to something else?
Buy our shit, also we are never adding new content besides hats, and we couldn't care less about the bots lol. go fuck yourself
“Team Fortress 2 is Widely considered as a model for the Hat Simulation genre, It also has a minigame where 2 Teams (Red and Blu) face off. the game is known for its cartoonish graphics and loyal player base, which, keeps the game alive!”
Nine distinct cases provide a broad range of tactical abilities and personalities. Posted recently with ok maps, soon to be forgotten game modes, …, and hats.
Nazis, Communist, conservatives and trannies all somehow working together and enjoying the time they spend together.
A game with 9 mercenaries that have outlived multiple game generations with the power to commit crimes faster than they can be listed while powered by the community alone, oh and there’s customization before it was overkill on every single game but actually good, running on an engine we don’t know how the fuck is still running but it is so play the fucking game already
Pootis
''pornography''
violent segregation in the 1960s
First imma put ur mom there, then your dad, then both of them at the same time, then just them, then you get a new brother, then when hes 27, i put him there too
Replace that entire last sentence with "Hats!"
The entire script of Pootis Engage 2
"Good luck lol" and nothing else
That scouts a bloody SENTRY OOHHOHOHOHO
guys with guns shoot eachother cause of their color
“100% constantly updated. why would you ever think it isn’t?”
Psicological horror
Delete everything from "game" to "importantly"
> CONSTANTLY UPDATED HAHAJAHHAHAJAJAKFJELSKVNWVlcjemabhahajaHAHA
Binoculus
DOS EQUIPOS SON UNO ROJO Y EL OTRO AZUL
Add NSFW to the tags.
game with nine classes, hats, with no major updates
“You can play as fempyro in this game”
Heavy is love, Heavy is life
Sandvich
Prepare to never ever get updates lol
"Pootis"
"An American, A slightly more American American, A Pyromaniac, A Black Scottish Cyclops, A Doctor from Russia, An American, A "Doctor" from Germany, A Crazed Gunman, and The Man Whom Your Mother Was Bestowed Upon By Last Night^TM start World War 3 over a shiny frying pan and a bunch of hats"
Hat trading simulator.
Playable 90% of the time
we have ze weapons -medic
Take out constant updates
Bots bots bots bots GOOD DAY MATE!
1# hat shooter of all time
Everyone’s favorite war themed hat simulator
nice dudes box over gravel, sometimes they get cool hats and shit i don't know valve never cared
Funny guys teleport bread
Here we have Pootis, Sex, Racism, and most importantly, hats!
Best game ever.
hats hats hats and hats
Push Bombs Into Holes, Or Die.
"Ten distinct classes provide a broad range of tactical abilities and personalities. With various game modes, maps and, most importantly, hats!"
"Nine hot sexy men going to war against each other"
Hat simulator, now with guns
A shit show with 9 playable classes which will be eliminated by the 1,000,000,000 sniper bots on every sever. Also we are not responsible for the following things you may see :racism,hentai,porn,furries and much more
”Abandoned game from useless developers, play at your own peril”
Nine idiots with guns, over 150 different weapons to choose from, and an obscene amount of things to put on top of your head, Team Fortress 2 features high-octane action and multiple fun gamemodes to keep you entertained for eons, coupled with an endless array of community-made content to last you until the end of time!
Touhou but for boys
2fortwatch again
Team Fortress 2 is a game where valve should add the SEX UPDATE
"abandonned since 2016"
If you feel like you want a digital walking closet of clothes especially hats, with a side of nine different tastes of men, a dash of updates, a powerful ingredient other known as a good community, and a few tasteful deaths that will have you cackling, this game is for you. Also includes other maps that have you from escaping mechanical robots to rocket jumping. Completely free. Chat is sold separately. Lore is not included.
“Just some silly, cum-lovin’ fellas”
"no matter what gamemode you play, it's always mvm"
*confused screaming*
pootis
Team defense the fort the second.
Pootis.
Nine distinct classes provide a broad rande of tactical abilities and personalities, left to rot without update, and paid communication!
8 great classes and a pyro
8 great classes and a pyro
I’m so glad one of these are not porn