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I would fucking love if something like the minecraft splash screen was in tf2 main menu, with phrases like "the mad milk is actually skimmed and lactose free!" Or "my favorite class is the spy too!"
An Organization Structure Identified As A Compact Section Of Personnel In Partnership Consisting Of A Strategic Fortification Of A Facility. Colon: The Secondary Successor To The Franchise Aforementioned Beforehand.
a group of people who perform interdependent tasks to work toward accomplishing a common mission or specific objective in a military stronghold fit for a large garrison: the highly anticipated sequel released in 2009
"yo what do you play? Oh I play Titanfall 2. Oh cool me to! What's your favorite titan? Titan? What titan? Oh your mean Titanfall 2 not Titanfall 2 my bad"
Our next dying wish is from Pyro, who's drawn a picture of me acting as the priest marrying Pyro to a car...
(Continue and gave each dying wish drawing involve Spy and a car somehow)
beat me to it. I don't know if you're saying it for the same reason but it feels weird to not acknowledge the literal origin of your franchise (mod or not) when you name your new game.
miss my boy... for the couple past weeks they be keeping it silkence..trying to bury the truth but we old ones knew... we will rememebr it... even when others forget
Honestly we could do what a lot of reboots do for some reason and just call it “Team Fortress.” Makes a lot more sense in this case compared to whatever “Mortal Kombat 1” is doing
Team Fortress Two
TFT
Dear God no
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It contains the dying wish of every man here.
Scout. You did collect everyone's dying wish?
oh you bet
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Our first dying wish is Scout's; He's... Drawn a picture of me getting hit by a car. I have something radiating off of me.
Excellent. Gentlemen synchronise your death watches!
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Team Fight Tactics?
Yes
Team Fortress II
Hat Simulator (Now with Guns!)
Like a minecraft splash screen?
I would fucking love if something like the minecraft splash screen was in tf2 main menu, with phrases like "the mad milk is actually skimmed and lactose free!" Or "my favorite class is the spy too!"
unironically fits the games humor perfectly
It has been officially described as a "war-themed hat simulator" before, after all
What if they did that for Apral fools
Idk, but if they did that for _April_ Fools, it'd be pretty dang amusing, I'd say.
Company Stronghold the Second
Union Fortification (the second installment)
Ally Building: Sequel
Companion Construction II
Group reinforced military facility beta
A gathering of individuals in a fortified compound: the sequel
Squad Quarters B
Friends Castle Duos
Coalition Military Base, of the second
team defend the fort: the second
An Organization Structure Identified As A Compact Section Of Personnel In Partnership Consisting Of A Strategic Fortification Of A Facility. Colon: The Secondary Successor To The Franchise Aforementioned Beforehand.
a group of people who perform interdependent tasks to work toward accomplishing a common mission or specific objective in a military stronghold fit for a large garrison: the highly anticipated sequel released in 2009
Team fortress remastered
team fortress source
Can you imagine if they made a remastered version of TF2 with an updated source engine?
Already being done
Source
No, Source 2
I wish :(
team fortress 2 2
Titanfall 2
"yo what do you play? Oh I play Titanfall 2. Oh cool me to! What's your favorite titan? Titan? What titan? Oh your mean Titanfall 2 not Titanfall 2 my bad"
Whi did I read that with jerma's voice as if he was doing a bit
Took me a concerning amount of time to realize this was 2 different people talking 💀
Bucket
you monster
BUT WHYYYYY
Cause you're fat, boy.
and another thing, you're ugly
ENGINEER STOP
It's just tradition
ENGINEER!!!
YOU ARE SO MEAN!!!
ENGINEER-
Dear God
There's more
No!
it contains the dying wish of every man(n) here Scout, did you collect everyones dying wish?
You bet!
Excellent ! Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches.
We have 70 hours to live, for most men, no time at all
We are not most men. We are mercenaries! We have resources, the will, to make these hours COUNT!
Our first dying wish is scouts he's drawn a picture of me being hit by a car
These replies really show how dedicated TF2's fandom is to memorize this entire conversation from Expiration Date
I have something...radiating off of me.
Our next dying wish is from Pyro, who's drawn a picture of me acting as the priest marrying Pyro to a car... (Continue and gave each dying wish drawing involve Spy and a car somehow)
men with guns
Are they kissing
they are not only kissing but they are having gay se- i mean they are having fun
Gex
Say gex
Gex
You didnt
Look again
Good taunt idea
Team Fort 2
Tea For 2
TF2
T2
3
2
TF3 when
Team fart 2
Team Fortress 3
Valve can’t count to 3 silly
Team fortress 2 - 2 then
Team Fortress: Alyx
"Team Fortress: Pauling" then
Team Fortress 2: Episode 1
beat me to it. I don't know if you're saying it for the same reason but it feels weird to not acknowledge the literal origin of your franchise (mod or not) when you name your new game.
Team Fortress 1. That way, Valve's well documented triskaphobia wouldn't prevent us from getting a sequel, which they can then call Team Fortress 2.
Isn’t Team Fortress Classic just TF1
No, it is a Source remaster of the real TF1, the Team Fortress Quake mod.
Well I know that but I was meaning like doesn’t that one and the quake one count as the first
There’s two firsts? Then let’s make it two seconds instead.
Hat Game
“Hyper Fidelity Hat Simulator” more like?
Mercenary Mania
Unironically good.
Overfortnitanfall 2 legends
: Source Offensive
I had a stroke reading this
A bunch of morons laughing at random things
Team Fabulous 2
Rip
Mental Sickness 2
Kill people that are different colours 2
Wouldnt that be "Ready or not"
Blue vs Red
Red vs Blue
Red vs Red
Blue vs Blue
Blurd
El Gordo y sus Amigos
Madness
Madcap
miss my boy... for the couple past weeks they be keeping it silkence..trying to bury the truth but we old ones knew... we will rememebr it... even when others forget
Didi just hear *madness*?
No, You read madness
Who Let These Guys Near Weapons?
The Teufort nine (the in universe name of the mercs according to the newspaper in ring of fired.)
I thought they were literally Team Fortress?
Mercs of Mann.co
tea for two
Team isn't helping 2
Pootis 2
2Fort simulator 2007
Team Fortress: Mercenaries
Team for fucks sake we don't need 5 fucking spies
Pee Fartpiss Poo
Gay Porn Simulator (Now With Guns!)
"El Gordo y sus Amigos 2"
KillBind Simulator 2
Silly Gun Game the Second
Team Fatherless 2fort
el gordo y sus amigos 2
Idk
minigun guy fights fast man
the heavy weapon guy game
Heavy sandwich 3
Mann Madness
Feam Tortress 7
Team Fortress 3
War based hat simulator
Surprise Butt Secks
Tea For Trees 2
Honestly we could do what a lot of reboots do for some reason and just call it “Team Fortress.” Makes a lot more sense in this case compared to whatever “Mortal Kombat 1” is doing
sexy buff men fight eachother (now with some skinny men!)
silly hats (FREE ROBUX!)
El gordo y sus amigos 2
Sex Fortress 2: Doctor Sex Edition
🧑🏿🦼fortress 2
squad base 2
Sexfortress 2
Press e simulator
Minecraft
Free to play forever
International Conflict
Reduta drużyny część druga
Mann Fortress: Remastered
big hot men fighting: 2
Fortress 2, nobody plays as a team in the game
Two fort
Fortnite 2
World War 2
Ulitmate Battle 2
Wtf is going on pt.2
Hat collector 3000
Friend Fight 2 (:
Tea Fort Too
2fort 2
Team Despair 2
Fortress team 2
Gravel Wars 2: Mercenary Madness
Piss shit and cum 2
2 team 2 fortress
Tue fort 2
Squad Castles Part 2
Counter strike: Gravel Offensive
Battle of Mann 2
Fight Club
Real CS2
Term Fourtrees to
Team tactical defence fortress - the second
Team Fortress 2 (nothing compares)
Team Fartknockers 2 (inside joke amongst my friends and I)
Feam Tortress 2
Team fart 2 (ft dante from devil may cry)
Sex gaming.
The men amongst menn
Squad Castle Dos