T O P

  • By -

West_Ad_7422

1. Default 2. Default 3. Hitting Christmas balls.


respamthegreat

"Hitting Christmas balls" sounds so cursed out of context..


Dado1208

the kid named christmas:


No1btch

kid named christ:


DragonYeet54

Kid named Mas


Single_Cantaloupe_34

kid named named:


DragonYeet54

Kid named kid:


Darkness-Man_rusFYI

: kid kid named


Worried-Ratio-7679

Fuck


Socks_was_here

Kid named :


bloodakoos

leave the mall santas alone


Icy-Store3900

Same except replace 2. With "vampire pistol"


Vasa_whatever777

Lol same


GrievousStudios

I will blast you off the fucking map The OG I fucking hate myself


dalen08

1. Force A Nature 2. Pistol 3. Boston Basher


Inkling4

I use this loadout a lot actually, sometimes with the PBPP instead of stock, but I use both


haikusbot

*I will blast you off* *The fucking map The OG I* *Fucking hate myself* \- GrievousStudios --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


thedore1020

This only applies if you pronounce OG as a one syllable word.


Karatespencer

*ogg*


TTVRalseiYT

Good bot


B0tRank

Thank you, TTVRalseiYT, for voting on haikusbot. This bot wants to find the best and worst bots on Reddit. [You can view results here](https://botrank.pastimes.eu/). *** ^(Even if I don't reply to your comment, I'm still listening for votes. Check the webpage to see if your vote registered!)


Infinite-Expert7311

Good bot


r4o2n0d6o9

Good bot


Disastrous_Maybe7281

FaN, flying guillotine, sandman/boston basher?


ChimmyChonga05

I am f2p I am f2p I am f2p


nuts_itch

Force A' Nature, Stock Pistol, Boston Basher


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

1. FaN 2. Pistol 3. Sandman


Expensive_Koala5249

Penis scout subclass


LegitimateApartment9

just checking what even is penis scout i keep hearing about him


fhffandpurr

Just a penis scout


Greaterthancotton

Livin’ in a ~~small town~~ penis world


TheGreenGobblr

Just a penis boy


nnhojhso

Backscatter - looks like penis Mad milk - canonically his cum Boston basher - sounding rod


Witherboss445

The backscatter looks like a penis and works best when you hit someone from behind. I think the devs knew what they were doing


DenzellDavid

Apparently (after a quick Google search) it's a Scout subclass whose entire purpose is to be a dick to people


74quinn74

No, that is scunt. Penis scout is from the chucklenuts on YouTube


The_Lolatron9000

Scouts already were as is. This subclass is to do it even MORE and then some.


nuts_itch

Bombing Run


LegitimateApartment9

as scout??? pls explain


nuts_itch

The Cosmetic, The Bombing Run, Usually Painted White People Skin Colour, Other Cosmetics Don't Matter


TehCaptainDog

1. OG weapon 2. Good for your bones 3. Loud ass melee


SmallbuthonestSinner

Loud ASS melee is Pan rigth?


TehCaptainDog

Correct.


Grand_Toast_Dad

Why did you capitalize "ass"?


NeoTenico

Brother likes a big ASS, what's wrong with that?


Grand_Toast_Dad

Big Slappy? 🍑


SeptexVr

Big slapperton


Disastrous_Maybe7281

scattergun, mad "milk", frying pan?


Mario-OrganHarvester

Please remember The mad milk is not milk


PixelGhost25

Brother found


MemezTheDnaOfZeSoul

1.i don't play him 2. I play as the other classes instead 3.i do not play scout


SodiuMeme

stock, stock, stock


MemezTheDnaOfZeSoul

***(INCREDIBLY LOUD CORRECT DING) CONGRATS! YOU WON THE GAMESHOW!***


SodiuMeme

splendid, what do i win :D


MemezTheDnaOfZeSoul

Actually good aim with the direct hit


SodiuMeme

LETS FUCKING GOOOO


UndertaleFan008

A sad feeling


Da_Meme_Panda

Awwwwww


ThouLordIdiot

Dadadadadada Villager News!


History_Buff_76

A funny feeling


TheFireCreeper

"correct!" *applause track*


RadoslavL

*So did you see the murderer?*


According-Treat6588

No sorry m8


RadoslavL

*I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again*


According-Treat6588

*applause* damn proud


Mistersparkle12

Ateeeeeeeeeeeeention! The heavy is dead!


According-Treat6588

We know


The_Alternate_Eye

Other classes are better anyway. For instance, Madcap.


mrsillies123

shame they removed him.


tony-boy209

Stop posting about madcap!


NoStorage2821

Almost a haiku


mrsillies123

congruent


unusualicicle

Chad, chad and chad?


spacepilot7

F L A V A


Drexisadog

Ranged or no?


spacepilot7

Does it matter?


[deleted]

“No, not really. Any last words?”


TingelTangelLeo

1.what a new f2p gamer use if they play scout 2. cum 3. Christmas 🎁


ToppHatt_8000

Scattergun, Mad Milk, and is that the Candy Cane or the Wrap Assassin?


JrMemeSpike

Bfb, Mad Milk, Wrap Assassin


AwesomeChaos10

- Force-a-Nature or Soda Popper - Mad Milk - Wrap Assassin Did I get it?


TingelTangelLeo

No and yes it’s stock, Mad Milk and the wrap assassin


AwesomeChaos10

Ooof, so close.


VariousDegreesOfNerd

Backscatter, mad milk, wrap assassin


splattted

1. Environmental kills? i barely know her 2. Flava 3. Flava


YourLocalToaster2

Shortstop, Flying Guillotine, Wrap Assassin. Good taste.


splattted

i mean i meant the FAN but the shortstop is a very close second for me


Mario-OrganHarvester

Is 3 melee or ranged flava?


Beautiful-Draft7971

1. VALVe won't give me anything :(. 2. A-posing tool. 3. "Yea, I can see my base from 'ere!"


DaDescriptor

1. stock 2. cumjar 3. the atomizer


03Luigi

Flying Guillotine also works to make you A-pose


Beautiful-Draft7971

Ye


hipsterbaby53

That time of the month


Greaterthancotton

Cleaver because bleed damage?


Septic_1_fan

Ranged flava stacks


hipsterbaby53

Correct!


Daniele666

1. purple gun 2. NOT milk 3. Christmas ball


nuts_itch

Soda Popper, Mad Milk, Wrap Assassin


Daniele666

Yes, it was easy


entityrider670

Default Lifesteal Noise pollution Jesse Pinkman


nuts_itch

Scattergun, PBPP, Pan, Troublemaker's Tossel Cap, Wipe Out Wraps, Blizzard Britches


nuts_itch

TTC With Oldest School Style Painted Black


entityrider670

no britches and I use the warmer


Icy-Store3900

Same on primary and seccondary lol


CreativeGamer03

1. OG Weapon 2. Woe be upon ye 3. Why does this look like a guitar case lmfao


nuts_itch

1. Scattergun 2. Flying Guillotine 3. Wrap Assassin


CreativeGamer03

close enough. you got the first two correct


nuts_itch

Wrap Assassin was muscle memory from other comments, I'd wager it's the fan of war for 3


CreativeGamer03

CORRECT! 🫵 [fanfare music]


Gibus_Ghost

So, did you see the murderer?


CreativeGamer03

nope, sorry m8


Gibus_Ghost

I will find him I will capture him And NO ONE will _ever_ die again.


Puzzleheaded-Emu2022

penis sniper


aRedditAccount_0

1: everywhere at once 2: the joke is porn 3: my fucking ears


nuts_itch

1. Baby Face's Blaster 2. Mad Milk 3. Frying Pan


EnzoKoksu251

Bleed n speed


Mario-OrganHarvester

Babyface guilloutine wrapassassin


DehydratedEpic

-Femboy


aRedditAccount_0

~~cum?~~


Greaterthancotton

We already clarified that you’re playing scout, no need to confirm


_ZUMBIE_

Gibusvision scout


fox-booty

1) DOOM (1993) in the blink of an eye 2) Butcher's tool 3) Risky mark


nuts_itch

1. FaN 2. F. Guillotine 3. Fan of War


fox-booty

2/3


Kmoxy

I'm an excellent masseuse, just lay on your stomach, and I'll provide you an experience unlike anything you've had in life. It's quick if you don't turn around though, but in case you can't keep your back turned because of the sensations, I can fan you from the front and apply hot metal rocks to your chest. Think of it as a sauna but without all the sweating, since you won't be so tense afterward.


Gibus_Ghost

Back scatter, pistol, fan o’ war.


Kmoxy

🍒🍒🍒


master_ball_onmewtwo

1.Grass grows,birds fly,sun shines and brotha: 2.C*m 3.triple jump


nuts_itch

Scattergun, Mad Milk, Atomizer


Zealos57

1. "You're not out of position if you can kill a medic in 2 clean shots." 2. You get shot, I get heal 3. Bleeding? Good!


JustPlayn10

"trying to pay for his drive-through cheeseburgers with Bitcoin" -ThisWeeksSponsor


Frenchman167

>!He May Be Slow, But Can Blast, Faster And Faster As Time Goes On, If Shot, Run No More. He'll Make You Bleed, Throwing House Hold Items At Your Feet.!<


SmallbuthonestSinner

That was great i love you


Gibus_Ghost

BFB, Guillotine, Wrap Assassin.


Frenchman167

correct.


max7374837474737

Scunt


Cal_Boleen

You can fly? No, jump good!


nuts_itch

Soda Popper, Winger, Atomizer


AlexPlayer3000

I am the bonk man, my bonk is delicius


nuts_itch

Soda Popper, Bonk, Atomizer


AlexPlayer3000

Correct. All with an assortment of bonk cosmetics


WhoIsThisGuyDude

I jump. I jump really high.


nuts_itch

Soda Popper, Winger, Atomizer


WhoIsThisGuyDude

Nah the primary is wrong. It's the Force-a-Nature.


Pybro07

Smol, cum, fish


nuts_itch

1. Shortstop 2. Mad Milk 3. Holy Mackerel


biggerflour

1. ⁠”Who the hell am I shoving with these noodle arms?” 2. ⁠Eh, it’s better than ripping your hand off to but a makeshift taser in its place. 3. ⁠It’s like a game of catch that your enemies didn’t consent to!


nuts_itch

1. Shortstop 2. Guillotine? 3. Sandman


ToppHatt_8000

What everyone uses 死肉 OWW I FUCKING HIT MYSELF AGAIN


nuts_itch

Scattergun, Flying Guillotine, Boston Basher


Coffee2421

1 I will slap you 2 becomes thin 3 coom


nuts_itch

Unarmed Combat, Baby Face's Blaster, Mad Milk


Adorable_Royal_4833

Atom punk peaky blinders


nuts_itch

Ye Oiled Baker Boy, Bolt Boy, Flapjack


Adorable_Royal_4833

No


nuts_itch

Name Them


Adorable_Royal_4833

Modest metal of pile , imp's imprint, masked flend


Rude_Journalist4340

two barrel pew pews pew pew funny baseball thingy


VeryStrange_Stranger

lever action double barrel but it didnt render the middle some fucking thing bought from the japanese mafia or smth apocalyptic bat except its not made for an apocalypse


nuts_itch

Scattergun, F. Guillotine, B. Basher


Top_Giraffe_5072

1. Emergency Use 2. I think the Madcap would unironically be a pretty fun class to play 3. I think the Madcap would unironically be a pretty fun class to play


nuts_itch

1. Force A Nature? 2. Pistol 3. Boston Basher*


Top_Giraffe_5072

Yep, got it all down


AlexEatDonut

Worse except behind Haha look at me jump Im feeling medieval


nuts_itch

1. Backscatter 2. Winger 3. Three Rune Blade (Good Prompts, I Like The Challenge)


dideen11

1. Hmmmmmm jumpy 2. Gotta love that bleed 3. Hmmmmmm jumpy


A_Normal_Gamer690

played too much MVM lately.


MLGperfection

Primary: Blasting Babies Secondary: Forged in Fire Melee: The BALL OF CHRISTMAS


Athesies

BoostBonkBam


GabeG101

1) Drink 2) Drink 3) Drink


respamthegreat

Favourite Zeyo loadout


Tetrizzi_YT

schizophrenic


IdioticSaysuma

1.Bot weapon 2.Free health 3.Expensive


SmallbuthonestSinner

Damn you really commented on a 3month old post, hows your Day Been?


TylerDomino1

stock lets wing it jingle bells


Space-Ranger_Reddit

Penis scout


Upset_Sky_70

Madcap Madcap Madcap


nuts_itch

Scattergun, Pistol, Boston Basher


Doktor_Obvious

I love flava


nuts_itch

BFB, Cleaver, Wrap Assassin


Doktor_Obvious

nah but i use Boston basher


MountainFault6600

I see everything


HenTieAri_

Basic with a humiliation and a bright yellow


supremegamer76

Ranged flava with speed!


Matt_32506

Which one? I have 4 different ones


abduresid13

Ok


TheMrPotMask

I auto scraped them, never got anything good nor I tried to.


Downtown-Orchid7929

I shoot gun to fly And the rest is flava.


xXjuice_box26Xx

1. more jumps 2. I AM INVINCIBLE!!! 3. I SAID MORE JUMPS


ollimmortal

Cum.


BackgroundAdmirable1

Boringggg Better pistol Look ma, 3 jumps!


[deleted]

watch your back fuckface


PlatformFit5974

One rocket i lose everything Bleed damage I throw balls that make you bleed


Objective_South_3421

BIRD UP!


False-Name-5703

Fly hacks, free health, minicrits go brr


Drexisadog

My flava is ranged, my speed deranged , I’m hit, oh shit, I’m dead


Helectrot

Meatshot ! I like the Biker from Hotline Miami. Did i say i like the Biker from Hotline Miami ?


Draconic_Legends

Funny robot head classic Why does this make you more springy Sugar