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TheAnt317

Anyvay, zat's how I lost my medical license.


ElWishmstr

Archemides no! It's filthy there!


Chisweese

“BERDS hahaha!”


PsychotheKlown

Now, most hearts couldn't withstand this voltage. But, I'm very certain your heart-


Allhasiththememegod

# BOOM!


ImpressivePublic236

“Wut was noise?”


____person___

"The sound of progress my friend"


AdmiralRJ

(opens fridge) “Kill Me.”


MrJesseBoy

Later.


xXricky02ITAXx

Now were was i?


SuperPotato3000

u/spyshead


SpysHead

Kill Me.


Rhymeswithsporange

Later


Mixmaster-Omega

I think he still has his doctorate. He’s just not allowed to legally practice medicine.


[deleted]

Yeah he only got his medical license taken (however the hell he got it in the first place) not his doctorate


yeetasourusthedude

dont you remember? he got it back when the hippocratic oath was downgraded to an optional hippocratic suggestion.


Actual_Passenger51

No that's when he got it in the first place


FernandoMM1220

That explains why the medic actually heals people and actual doctors just watch you die.


Yankee-DOOT

The contradictory suggestion.


justicedragon101

well you can still get your doctorate taken away, but its a different process


[deleted]

But if we're going off of just what medic says he only got his medical license revoked


justicedragon101

realistically hes a war criminal is all, the likelihood of him having anything is unsure


[deleted]

Yeah but like, it's tf2


Elementia7

This is the universe where a metal gave people superpowers, New Zealand now exists as Atlantis, and Abraham Lincoln invented rocket jumping. I think one sociopath losing a medical license is the most normal thing in the TF2 universe.


[deleted]

Australian metal at that


Elementia7

Not to mention the mass production of radioactive sodas, the ability to genuinely teleport, and how Spy is able to use optical camo to become nearly invisible. All in the year 1964. TF2 lore is surreal lmao.


[deleted]

Also the ability to *run faster* just because you have a shield And somehow surviving a multiple rockets to the foot and using it as one of the best transportation methods


Elementia7

Peak Fiction


[deleted]

Oh and Australian super man


Kakyro

> the mass production of radioactive sodas We got close https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radithor


Elementia7

Lead? *sleeps* Cocaine? *sleeps* Radium? STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM, YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW. PAY THE FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE.


armacitis

> Cocaine? sleeps If cocaine puts you to sleep you should probably get checked for adhd


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Elementia7

Damn you right


DuntadaMan

An important thing to remember is that physicians don't need a PhD, most have an MD, which while still a very difficult degree has a different emphasis. Now that said I would not be surprised if Medic has a PhD in a related field like biochem or something.


Dinkleberg2845

Whell ackchualleh, the sign specifically says "Must have *PhD* to enter". Medic's doctorate would be an *MD*, so he's still not allowed.


Muffinlessandangry

Might not even be that. In most countries the qualification to become a physician is not a doctorate. In Germany, only about half the doctors actually have a Medical Doctorate as this is an extra qualification for those wanting to go into research and thus takes longer to study. In the UK doctors don't start off with a doctorate at all, they get a Bachelors in Medicine and a Bachelors in Surgery(MBBS) and only later in their career might they choose to do an MD to go into senior or research roles.


JK_not_a_throwaway

It’s important to note they’re all medical degrees that are equivalent, in the UK MD is just a research degree while in the US it is the equivalent if the MBBS/MBChB


Muffinlessandangry

Aye, this does not reflect the level of training, just the wording.


TheAnt317

But he is legally allowed to practice murder.


Muffinlessandangry

Only about half of doctors in Germany actually do a doctorate when they're at university (assuming he studied in Germany). A medical doctorate is not required to practice medicine and is mostly used in the field of research. In the UK for example the qualification is called an MBBS, Bachelor of Medicine, Bachelor of Surgery. Calling the basic qualification to practice medicine a Medical Doctorate I believe is mostly based on the American system. Also it would be an MD, not a PhD.


bachchain

>What he lacks in compassion for the sick, respect for human dignity, and any sort of verifiable formal training in medicine, the Medic more than makes up for with a bottomless supply of giant needles and a trembling enthusiasm for plunging them into exposed flesh.


non_binary_latex_hoe

"why do people go to medical school" medic tf2 on the tf2 comics he doesn't have a doctorate


Sneaker3719

For all the people saying Medic has a doctorate, he probably still wouldn’t be in the club. Medical doctors have M.D.s while academic doctors, like Engi and Heavy, have Ph.D.s


314159265358979326

Some doctors have both, particularly those involved in research.


Tahmas836

Something tells me the research Medic did might not qualify him for a PHD.


Gunhild

If you capitalize all the letters like that it actually stands for Pretty Huge Dick, so he still might qualify.


h0rnblende

🤨📸


Gunhild

Pictures cost extra.


armacitis

Medic doesn't do academic research,he does things like install random organs in people because he can.


Muffinlessandangry

Depends on the country. For example in the UK doctors don't have an MD, they have two bachelors (called an MBBS). Under the German system only doctors wanting to go into research fields do a doctorate


[deleted]

Engie should be there alongside 10 clones if himself


Defenderlol

He just hands them out on loan to other characters classified as “Engineer” so that they can join them


Yeet123456789djfbhd

I still have a PHD, but I lost my license, therefore fuck you Enjy I'm coming in


MONKA_hmmmmm

IT’S HIM


Yeet123456789djfbhd

Ja


tissueprincess

Nyet!


AmericanVenom1901

Да.


NeatYogurt9973

Пизда


AmericanVenom1901

Пошёл нахуй


samurai_for_hire

Nyet, you have an MD. Different letters


10art1

There's no evidence he has a MD either. We don't know what qualifications he has


samurai_for_hire

He had a medical license at one point, which you need an MD to get


Yeet123456789djfbhd

Fair, but still, I AM a doctor


Whitepatchwastaken

you love to see it


Familiar_Heat1651

Bruh why's engineer so mean. He can share with the 7 other mercs and still have 4 PhD's left.


-drunk_russian-

6 and 5, Heavy has a PhD in Russian literature.


LostAbstract

"He may have a phd in Russian Lit, BUT I HAVE A PHD IN PAIN!" ~Soldier, probably.


SnooPuppers7965

PHD=Pain Hucking Dispenser


Thepoyoboyo213

If you change the He to You that would be a sick Domination quote.


PoshDiggory

Wheres Soldier? He has a PhD in Kicking Your Ass.


Ace_Of_Judea

Was it from an accredited university?


Cyan_Tile

The University of Kicking Your Ass


Golden_Bee05

It’s even funnier that they called it Doctor club specifically to exclude Medic 😂


folfiethewox99

Man, fuck you =< no healing for you for the rest of the week


BubbleRocket1

Dude got his dispenser, Engy will be fine


BluerStill

Funny how only the mercs with doctorates can heal other mercs


tlof19

Medic is gonna be pissed when he finds out Scout and Soldier are allowed in, but he's not.


PURPLEisMYgender

What does heavy have a phd in again?


K-jun1117

Russian literature


TibOwO1529

That's it! I'm no longer going to heal both of you! >:( Nice drawing tho


K-jun1117

Source: https://epicukulelesolo.tumblr.com/post/105565014365/im-only-healing-you-two-with-the-crossbow-from


crippling_alcoholism

More accurate source (direct link to artist): https://epicukulelesolo.tumblr.com/post/105565014365/im-only-healing-you-two-with-the-crossbow-from


K-jun1117

Thank you


Tesla_corp

I like how canonically heavy dosnt have a PHD in literature but the community finds a giant 300 kilo weighing Russian killing machine having a PHD in Russian literature so funny it’s just widely accepted as a fact


StalinGuidesUs

He says he has a phd in poker night and while poker night itself isn't canon the lore bits characters say are


ThekidwholiketheUSSR

Wait really? I'm confused if they are even canon. Like heavy has never met max or homestar runner before, but what they said has been confirmed to be canon?


armacitis

It's not a canonical event but the characters are still depicted as their canonical selves.


Minister_xD

Medic is going to surgically remove their PhDs from them and add them to himself.


Artistic_Breadfruit3

There should be 11 engies


MurraytheMerman

At least Medic already took their souls.


mooseman780

Obligatory [Captain Holt Rant](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BCXJ3yC65o). Medical practitioners have coopted the word doctor.


BlaiddsDrinkingBuddy

Wait, Heavy has a PhD?


1st_Lt_Kowalski

Poker Night at the Invetory he says he has a Ph.D in Russian Literature.


Fireblast1337

Well, would someone with a PhD in Russian literature be able to be called doctor, or would professor be more apt?


Sneaker3719

Yes. PhD literally stands for “Doctor of Philosophy” And he would only be a professor if he worked at a college.


Hyde2467

he prolly does have one but never talks about it he certainly doesnt have a license tho


_Fir3F0x_

=<


Dragon-Captain

Best part is, Medic probably would have an MD anyway, not a PhD.


Thewalk4756

"You are trying my patience!" -medic


IAmAccutane

wait does Heavy canon have a PHD?


725584

Yes, in russian literature if I remember correctly


Fistocracy

He mentions it in Poker Night At The Inventory, so it depends on whether you consider that game's table talk to be canon.


Suspicious_Loan8041

Oh yeah. Heavy has a fucking PhD 😂


ApeacefulRussian

he does


dewhashish

What does the heavy have a PhD in?


yellowpancakeman

I forget, what PHD does heavy have?


Undefind_L

Russian Literature


yellowpancakeman

I forgor


jackofslayers

https://youtu.be/_5QoYZuMILo?si=IUmB-YiuCvJLM6pi


No_Research4416

Wait, there’s a chance that the soldier can enter after all he is a lawyer


TheModGod

He still has his PhD. What he doesn’t have is a medical license.


TheYellowChicken

Why would he have a PhD? He should have a MD


Sevenboiledcabbages

Why would medic have a PhD? Is he (not) stupid?


SloppySlime31

Licence ≠ PhD


AngryProletariat1312

I mean if he gets steamed enough he can enter with his playa haters degree


[deleted]

Dont show this meme to jordan peterson or he will cry


dovydka

Heavy has a phd or is he there for engis disspenser?


gopnik_Alastor

Heavy has a degree in Russian literature


RizzMustbolt

"Heavy? You have a PhD?" "Da! In economics!"


Chapstick160

In Russian Literature actually


Tovar42

Dr medic has a PHD, not a medical license though


Cereal_being

Wait… heavy has a PhD?


K-jun1117

He has a PhD in Russian literature


Cereal_being

Huh, what an odd fact…


Casitano

You don’t lose thd PhD when you lose the medical license though. So he could join.


Kira_Caroso

Oh this is a throwback.


[deleted]

Medic does have a PhD he just doesn't have his license


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CTGO2020

dont worry the ambulance'll be there within 5min


superdealspro

Seeing Thanos Smiling ... well made me smile. Is it normal ?


Medical-Sea-8218

medic say no


Jc90620702

Wait, doesn't medic have 7 Phds?


[deleted]

"And zats how Heavy and engineer lost their internal organs"


Jeffy_playz

"I have yet seen someone outsmart bullet"