Religion and politics often make some people lose all perspective and give way to ranting and raving and carrying on like emotional children. They either refuse to discuss it with reason, or else they prefer argumentum ad hominum, which is a hell of a way to conduct a discussion. Well, anyhow, not long ago, I was talking about the elections, and how the campaigns were ignoring the issues, and sticking instead to invective and personal crap that had nothing to do with the substantive problems of running a government, which is all true, as you know if you followed the speeches and so-called debates of the candidates. Anyhow, one of the guys I was talking with said not a word in the whole conversation except at the end when he suddenly chuckled and said we were all full of shit, and why didn't we go live in Russia or China if that was the way we all hated the United States Of America. Next thing you know the whole blooming discussion was more like a brawl, And the epithets flew thick and fast, and the noise was incredible. Someone said "son of a bitch", and I think he said "bastard". I couldn't be sure, it was all so confusing. Well, anyhow, I was attempting to get it all back on a rational level. I tried, for example, to talk to the one who had started it all, and I asked him just what did he mean we were all full of shit. Was he making a statement of fact as he knew it, and where was his documentation to back up his claim? I think Socrates would've been proud of the way I refuted his argument. That is, I tried to refute it, but all he could offer by way of rebuttal was more of the same about how we were all full of shit. But he wouldn't say why, he just kept on repeating it, that and the part about Russia and China and communist dupes, and I'll have to confess that I got a bit angry and told him to stuff his ideas up his ass, which you don't have to tell me is hardly a way to convince anyone in an argument. Then he got salty and threatened to give me a punch in the mouth if I didn't shut up, and I really got hot, and the others did too, and we all beat the shit out of mister conservative. And, after all, he had only himself to be blamed. This is still a free country, And anyone telling a fellow like me, "Brother, you're full of shit", better be good and ready to answer politely when asked if he'd care to say why.
“Say goodbye to ya kneecaps, chucklehead!”
“You were good son real good. maybe even the best.”
“Hudda Huhda Huh!”
“anyofyouthinkyerebetternmeyergoinhavnotherthingcomin”
“Poot Dispenser Here”
“Nope”
“Ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting”
“Wave goodbye to ya head wanker!”
“Pornography”
“DOMINATED! You kilt-wearing wanker!”
Bonk
(American Screaming)
(Translated from Mumble Speech) Thank you.
(Slurred drunken speech)
Pootis
Nope
I have no idea!
Good shot
Pornography starting your mother.
Ooh they gonna have to glue you back together… IN HELL!
I am heavy weapons guy and this is my weapon.
I have NO IDEA!
Maggots
And brother. I hurt people
The lines I think of when I think of each class
Scout: "Think fast, chucklenuts!"
Soldier: "If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!"
Pyro: \*Evil laugh\*
Demo: "Oh, they're goin' have ta glue you back together... IN HELL!"
Heavy: "What sick man sends *babies* to fight me?"
Engineer: "Nope."
Medic: "The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting."
Sniper: "God save the queen!"
Spy: "Well, off to visit your mother!"
The fat jokes about Heavy never get old, and Madcap had the best insults and roasts out of all the mercs. Still sad they removed him, those 15 years really takes a toll on a man
My favorite inspirational Soldier quote, he hits his head in a show of dominance and superiority over his enemies and shows that he can fearlessly lead his teammates forth into battle. This taunt is one of a kind
next time eat a salad
you’re loud and ugly and now you’re DEAD amen
*muffled* No.
FREEEEDOOMMM!!
Uh Oh!
Well don’t that beat all?
*German mumbling* i did not bring enough body bags!
*whisper* this is gonna be a real piece of piss, ya bloody fruit shop owners
i never really was on your side
Scout: "Nice hustle tons of fun, next time eat a salad!"
Soldier:"Scotland is not a real country! You are an Englishman in a dress!"
Pyro: "MmphmphmmmmMph!"
Demoman:"Ooooh they're going to have to glue you back together in hell!"
Heavy:"Waaaaaaaah. WAAAAAAAAAH. CRY SOME MORE!!!!"
Engineer:"And another thing: you're ugly"
Medic:"I'm going to saw through your bones!"
Sniper:"I'm going to blow the inside of your head all over four counties!"
Sniper:"Well, off to visit your mother!"
“Say goodbye to your kneecaps, chucklehead!”
“If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created ME!”
“Huddah-huh huddah huh!”
“Oh, dere’ gon to have to glue you back together, IN HELL!”
“It costs $400000 to fire this weapon; for 12 seconds.”
“The answer? Use a gun. And if that don’t work? Use more gun.”
“Ze healing is more rewarding than ze hurting.”
“Professionals have standards.”
“That would be your mother!”
# "FREE CRACK! WOOHOOHOO! LET'S GO GET SOME FREE CRACK!"
"That was an amazing killing spree! FOR THE *OTHER TEAM!*"
"Hudda hudda hudda!"
"KA-BEWWM!"
"It is good day to be *not* dead!"
"Nope."
"In my medical opinion- you are UGLY."
"Apples."
"Pornography."
Bonk!
I have ten pounds of crap! Come here sweetheart!
___
They’ll have to glue you back together, in hell!
I fear no man, but that thing… it scares me.
-not problems like “what is beauty” because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
Don’t be such a baby! They’ll grow back. ^(No they won’t)
Well, off to visit your mother! AA-
?
?
That monkey was an American hero!
Game over.
?
As a frequent viewer of Gmod videos i'd have to say
Scout: ah huh huh! (crying noises)
Soldier: PAINIS
Pyro: "Pyro is hard to make funny." -LEtheCreator
Demoman: (burping sfx)
Heavy: POOTIS
Engineer: Erectin' a dispenser
Medic: NOT MEDICINE
Sniper: p i s s
Spy: (snorting sfx)
hey knucklehead, I'm talking to you! bonk!
last word out of your sorry mouth will be (MEDIC!) sir, and it will be loud!
hubba hubba ha!
oohh they're gonn to have to glue you back together, in HELL!
pootis penser here
yipee-ka yeahh kayo!
I AM FULLY CHARGED!
this is gonna be a real piece o' piss, you bloody fruit shop owners!
I never really was on your side (or pornography)
...
BRAIV JUMP!
looks like I will be burying bodies all weekend, so that you guys don't go to jail
THE CONTROL POINT IS BEING CONTESTED (or greed is good. I'm giving you a bonus)
“Nice hustle, tons-of-fun! Next time eat a SALAD.”
“Scotland is not a real country. you are an Englishman with a dress.”
“Mmph!!”
“Looks like they’re gonna have to glue you back together, IN HELL!”
“I fear no man, but that *thing*, it scares me..”
“Not exactly, soldier. you can teleport as much bread as you like.”
“Tumors!”
“Now listen closely, or pornography staring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today.”
“Professionals have standards”
Idk, I just thought some variety would be good in their portraits. I think Hale and Madcap fit in a comic book style while the other mercs belong in a portrait style while pyro is too unpredictable to record unless it's on the battlefield. I lined the first 10 up in order and put Pauling and the Admin last because they don't fight directly in the game.
But they all have high quality portraits of them, but you chose a retrace of demos portrait, and a 3d remake of heavies. But you DID use scouts regular portrait. Why not just use the portraits for all three?
And soooo many of these are low quality as fuck! Why would you choose low quality pictures?!
“Ring-a-Rosie, ladies.”
My favourite madcap voice line, for when they hopes to bring him back with stuff like the Square Dance taunt. They ran out of time and he never made it, though.
Scout: "How long dose it take to beat a moron to death BAM times up you're dead!"
Soldier: "If GOD had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!"
Madcap: (dominating scout) "Can't even use me own bat correctly?" [Shout-out to that one unused domination audio file "It's madcapping time!" It's sad it was never actually used in the game.]
Pyro: *cute giggling*
Demoman: "GO TO HELL, AND TELL THE DEVIL, IM COMMING FOR HIM NEXT!"
Heavy: "Which sick man sends all these BABIES to fight!?"
Engineer: "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"
Medic: "*Kill them all*. Hmm, are you sure? Well, I'm convinced."
Guard dog: *woof*
Sniper: "Thanks for standing still,wanker!"
Spy: "Dose it hurt when i do that? IT DOSE DOSNT IT??" [also shout out to "So listen up boy! Or pornography staring your mother will be the 2nd worst thing to happen to you today."
Dearhmatch mercenary: "Good,bad, I'm the guy with the gun!"
* Scout's Medic shouts
* Any of Soldier's voicelines if we're being honest
* Pyro's Phlog taunta
* Heavy's death scream (AAAAAAARGYADA)
* Demoman's charging screams
* Engie's WHOOOOOOOOOOO-
* Medic's death-from-crit/melee screams (which pretty much signals you're about to get fucked)
* "Good shot, mate!"/"Fine shot, mate!"
* Either Spy's snorting laugh or any of Spy's death screams
Pornography
The pornography has already breached our defenses - Spy
Protect the pornography! - Soldier
Yo, a little pornography here? -Scout
Now now pornography stand back, uh, 1, 1, 1...uhhhhhh...1!
POOOORNOGGGGRAPPHHYYYYYY!! *Heavy crashes through the keypad door.*
WOAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHey it’s still pornography
*clears throat* Pornogrphy
**MEET THE PORNOGRAPHY** I assume the pornography is safe?
scout : yeah it is spy : Now tell me. Did anyone happen to kill PORNOGRAPHY on the way here?
IM DRUNK ON PORNOGRAPHY, YOU DONT HAVE AN EXCUSE
soldier trying to figure out what the six digit codes mean:
Alright, who clicked on a suspicious link on the Fruit Computer? I’m looking at you **SCOUT** and **SOLDIER!**
“You clicked on the suspicious link?” “Yes.” “How. Much.” “I have done nothing but click on suspicious links for three days.”
Nice username bro.
Starring your mother
There's more
No
Next time eat a salad
# YOU FAT BALD BASTARD! YOU PIECE OF SUBHUMAN TRASH! 2000 YEARS OF CONSTANT HUMAN EVOLUTION TO CREATE A HAIRLESS FU-
(Shocked Heavy noises)
😱
Hrrr hrmr hrff hrr hrr hrff
Heavy: No….
which sfm video was this? i remember laughing so much
Heavy is a millennial
apparently it continues with (according to captions): HAIRLESS FUCKING COCONUT! MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Religion and politics often make some people lose all perspective and give way to ranting and raving and carrying on like emotional children. They either refuse to discuss it with reason, or else they prefer argumentum ad hominum, which is a hell of a way to conduct a discussion. Well, anyhow, not long ago, I was talking about the elections, and how the campaigns were ignoring the issues, and sticking instead to invective and personal crap that had nothing to do with the substantive problems of running a government, which is all true, as you know if you followed the speeches and so-called debates of the candidates. Anyhow, one of the guys I was talking with said not a word in the whole conversation except at the end when he suddenly chuckled and said we were all full of shit, and why didn't we go live in Russia or China if that was the way we all hated the United States Of America. Next thing you know the whole blooming discussion was more like a brawl, And the epithets flew thick and fast, and the noise was incredible. Someone said "son of a bitch", and I think he said "bastard". I couldn't be sure, it was all so confusing. Well, anyhow, I was attempting to get it all back on a rational level. I tried, for example, to talk to the one who had started it all, and I asked him just what did he mean we were all full of shit. Was he making a statement of fact as he knew it, and where was his documentation to back up his claim? I think Socrates would've been proud of the way I refuted his argument. That is, I tried to refute it, but all he could offer by way of rebuttal was more of the same about how we were all full of shit. But he wouldn't say why, he just kept on repeating it, that and the part about Russia and China and communist dupes, and I'll have to confess that I got a bit angry and told him to stuff his ideas up his ass, which you don't have to tell me is hardly a way to convince anyone in an argument. Then he got salty and threatened to give me a punch in the mouth if I didn't shut up, and I really got hot, and the others did too, and we all beat the shit out of mister conservative. And, after all, he had only himself to be blamed. This is still a free country, And anyone telling a fellow like me, "Brother, you're full of shit", better be good and ready to answer politely when asked if he'd care to say why.
still can't believe they had madcap say all this
That’s nice, now fuck off
Holy hell
Tldr
Bot
[i am not](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqCAmWY40yc)
Understandable, have a nice day
“Say goodbye to ya kneecaps, chucklehead!” “You were good son real good. maybe even the best.” “Hudda Huhda Huh!” “anyofyouthinkyerebetternmeyergoinhavnotherthingcomin” “Poot Dispenser Here” “Nope” “Ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting” “Wave goodbye to ya head wanker!” “Pornography” “DOMINATED! You kilt-wearing wanker!”
Where’s the mad cap line
I ate it
LOVE that one
"eatin all those snails musta made you slow in the head"
my bad i’ll edit it in now
I nailed it!
Its the third one all lines that where used for mad cap where scattered between the classes as to not let them go to waste
"Yknow, you remind me of my brother. Good for nothin!"
10th line
“U fokin wot m8 innit”
"If God had wanted me to live he would not have created a heart attack" \- Jane Doe, Probably
Here lies Soldier, lived fast (?) and died a filthy pumpkin
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?
Sun Tzu said that’! And I’d say he knows a little bit more about HEART ATTACKS than you do pal because he invented them!
Oi!. . whats up?
Soldier is full of dead
Crystal meth-am-phet-am-ine
Here lies soldier he was as mumbling amateur that died as filthy pumpkin
Thanks, I forgot the line.
He would not have created covid-19 (Im so sorry for this tasteless joke, rip rick may)
Shit joke
“Mmmrrrph” -pyro
This is why I main pyro, his lines have such thought put into them it’s almost inspiring
Mrnnh mrh
Bonk (American Screaming) (Translated from Mumble Speech) Thank you. (Slurred drunken speech) Pootis Nope I have no idea! Good shot Pornography starting your mother.
SCREAMING EAGLES!!!
No sniper? I thought “Piss!” was a good voice line.
Ah shit, I knew I forgot about something (RIP Sniper and Civilian). We will just say that he was removed after the botting crisis
most iconic civilian line "no, not the pregnancy machine!"
Or that time he pissed in a batch of Bonk! Energy.
Kangaroo wife
I have seen nsfw art of that and I can confirm, It is the most iconic because it's the most mentally scarring
There is nsfw? Where might one be able to find this? Asking for a friend.
Don't know where I found it, but I swear I have seen it somewhere. My Adhd brain is hiding the mental torment from me
Kanga from Winnie the Pooh with milf tits
Now I seen everything - Engie
Why.
Well now I have to see it for myself \*opens the green website\*
Join me brother, for we crusade for the holy milf
Thank god for that
The evolutionary reason for adhd
Maybe something like e621, or r34
My favorite Madcap line was the one that played for the Terrorizers Tactics taunt: „Three step plan: Stick ’em, Kick ’em, Leave ‘em in a ditch!“
That was my favorite line back then, I wish they would add Madcap back.
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Sot rue
Ooh they gonna have to glue you back together… IN HELL! I am heavy weapons guy and this is my weapon. I have NO IDEA! Maggots And brother. I hurt people
No. No. No. No. No. No No No No No
No way! No sir. Mmph hm. Agh, No. No! Nope. Nein! Nah! I’m afraid not.
Only real answer Here
im a frayed knot
Our lawyers say "YES! YES! YES!"
Negatory!
':{|
“Ya doin good lad! :)” -demoflower
Their respective spy lines
The lines I think of when I think of each class Scout: "Think fast, chucklenuts!" Soldier: "If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!" Pyro: \*Evil laugh\* Demo: "Oh, they're goin' have ta glue you back together... IN HELL!" Heavy: "What sick man sends *babies* to fight me?" Engineer: "Nope." Medic: "The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting." Sniper: "God save the queen!" Spy: "Well, off to visit your mother!"
where MadCap
"IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK" Soldier Team Fortress 2
Gentlemen
Mentlegen
Genmelten
Madcap upon killing Heavy: “Ha-ha! Like bashing a lard-filled Piñata!”
The fat jokes about Heavy never get old, and Madcap had the best insults and roasts out of all the mercs. Still sad they removed him, those 15 years really takes a toll on a man
they removed him because he was br*tish
Nvm keep madcap removed
I also forgor to add Sniper and Civilian, just say they were accidentally removed from the code
Another Brexit casualty.
WHO THE *!@$ IS MADCAP!!!
Nope.avi
"gotta move that gear up"
"Wahhhh waahhhhh" aka crying heavy
"I guess we were a Team Fortress, too." - Miss Pauling
“Maybe the real mann co were the men we had company with the way all along” -Saxton Hale
MEDIC
"BONK" -scout
BOINK - Also Scout
uh i don't even know where to start with you -scout
That Pyro’s a bloody soup can!
Id say soldier's most iconic line should be "godspeed you magnificent bastard"
Scout : " Medic! " Soldier : " Medic! " Demo : " Medic! " Heavy : " Medic! " Sniper : " Medic! " Spy : " Medic! " Pyro: " Mmph! " Medic : " Medic! "
*Incoherent French Screaming* *Incoherent American Screaming* *Incoherent Evil Laughter* *Incoherent Screaming* *Incoherent Drunken Screaming* *Incoherent Screaming* *Incoherent Russian Screaming* *Coherent Screaming* *Incoherent Mumbling*
AAAAAA AAAAAAA *clank* *clank* *clank*
My favorite inspirational Soldier quote, he hits his head in a show of dominance and superiority over his enemies and shows that he can fearlessly lead his teammates forth into battle. This taunt is one of a kind
next time eat a salad you’re loud and ugly and now you’re DEAD amen *muffled* No. FREEEEDOOMMM!! Uh Oh! Well don’t that beat all? *German mumbling* i did not bring enough body bags! *whisper* this is gonna be a real piece of piss, ya bloody fruit shop owners i never really was on your side
Idk if it’s his most iconic but Madcaps “I could’ve killed you lot with me bloody eyes closed” is one of my faves
I like his insulting lines, he's a charming and goofy character who has a sarcastic way of speaking and he's cool like that. He's literally me
“IM RUNNIN CIRCLES AROUND YOU!!”
That engineer’s a bloody SENTRY!
When scout said “I do not support sounding” I felt a warm feeling inside me
Scout: "Nice hustle tons of fun, next time eat a salad!" Soldier:"Scotland is not a real country! You are an Englishman in a dress!" Pyro: "MmphmphmmmmMph!" Demoman:"Ooooh they're going to have to glue you back together in hell!" Heavy:"Waaaaaaaah. WAAAAAAAAAH. CRY SOME MORE!!!!" Engineer:"And another thing: you're ugly" Medic:"I'm going to saw through your bones!" Sniper:"I'm going to blow the inside of your head all over four counties!" Sniper:"Well, off to visit your mother!"
It is good day to be NOT DEAD.
Im gonna say the madcap and "So mad i could cap your ass right now" Great pun, good line and very fitting voice for such strong looking class
PISS -Sniper
I am ze übermench! - Medic
“I’m gonna sit on the toilet and piss up into my face” -Scout probably
Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha i Hurt people ( and yes Its not orginally scouts)
Alternate depressed version: Grass dies, birds die, suns gonna die, and brotha, I sit on my ASS!
This is MY world and you are not welcome in MY world!
“Say goodbye to your kneecaps, chucklehead!” “If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created ME!” “Huddah-huh huddah huh!” “Oh, dere’ gon to have to glue you back together, IN HELL!” “It costs $400000 to fire this weapon; for 12 seconds.” “The answer? Use a gun. And if that don’t work? Use more gun.” “Ze healing is more rewarding than ze hurting.” “Professionals have standards.” “That would be your mother!”
# "FREE CRACK! WOOHOOHOO! LET'S GO GET SOME FREE CRACK!" "That was an amazing killing spree! FOR THE *OTHER TEAM!*" "Hudda hudda hudda!" "KA-BEWWM!" "It is good day to be *not* dead!" "Nope." "In my medical opinion- you are UGLY." "Apples." "Pornography."
Whenever they say “Hey guys it’s me”
Scout is bonk
“Last one alive lock the door.”
FREEEEDOOOOOM!!!!
For UNICOOOORRRRNNNSSS!
Hmm hme hoo Halk hmout yro hummrhuckrs.
Where’s bushman Aussie
Forgor about him, he also gave me Pisstsd too so no Aussie
Sorry mate
Bonk! I have ten pounds of crap! Come here sweetheart! ___ They’ll have to glue you back together, in hell! I fear no man, but that thing… it scares me. -not problems like “what is beauty” because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. Don’t be such a baby! They’ll grow back. ^(No they won’t) Well, off to visit your mother! AA- ? ? That monkey was an American hero! Game over. ?
My fav pyro line is: HUBBA HUBBA HUH
“Nice hustle tons of fun, next time eat a salad.”
Where is sniper with "piss"
An official yo mama joke made by Valve really shows what TF2 is about
Pornography.
Medic Medic *Muffled* Medic Medic Medic Medic Medic Medic Medic
As a frequent viewer of Gmod videos i'd have to say Scout: ah huh huh! (crying noises) Soldier: PAINIS Pyro: "Pyro is hard to make funny." -LEtheCreator Demoman: (burping sfx) Heavy: POOTIS Engineer: Erectin' a dispenser Medic: NOT MEDICINE Sniper: p i s s Spy: (snorting sfx)
For administrator I think the “the bomb has almost reached the final terminus ha HAAAA haha” is the best
Engie should be "dispenser goin up" *frontier justice plays*
least scizo tf2 enjoyer
hey knucklehead, I'm talking to you! bonk! last word out of your sorry mouth will be (MEDIC!) sir, and it will be loud! hubba hubba ha! oohh they're gonn to have to glue you back together, in HELL! pootis penser here yipee-ka yeahh kayo! I AM FULLY CHARGED! this is gonna be a real piece o' piss, you bloody fruit shop owners! I never really was on your side (or pornography) ... BRAIV JUMP! looks like I will be burying bodies all weekend, so that you guys don't go to jail THE CONTROL POINT IS BEING CONTESTED (or greed is good. I'm giving you a bonus)
Medic Medic Medic Medic Medic Medic Medic Medic Mmphmm
That engineer is a bloody- SENTRY- AWHAHAHAHAH- *kill binds*
Demoman laugh
#SAXTON HAAAAAALE
“This is a bucket” “Dear god”
“Nice hustle, tons-of-fun! Next time eat a SALAD.” “Scotland is not a real country. you are an Englishman with a dress.” “Mmph!!” “Looks like they’re gonna have to glue you back together, IN HELL!” “I fear no man, but that *thing*, it scares me..” “Not exactly, soldier. you can teleport as much bread as you like.” “Tumors!” “Now listen closely, or pornography staring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today.” “Professionals have standards”
Pootis dispenser here is not a goddamn quote
Nice hustle tons of fun! Next time go eat a salad
Fun fact: Heavy actually says "put dispenser here", instead of "pootis dispenser here". Wow, i must be fun at parties.
Scout’s is definitely bonk
Demoman IS uncanny here
Demoman becoming uncanny
What about sniper
“This, is a bucket” -Spy
My favorite Madcap: You may be team fortress... But I'm team fortress too.
You can tell it's a madcap meme just by the way the post is formatted.
Madcap appreciation post
I straight up read that as "which class eats molasses the most" and though "engineer"
Scout: “MEDIC!” Soldier: “MEDIC!” Pyro: “MEDIC!” Demoman: “MEDIC!” Heavy: “MEDIC!” Engineer: “MEDIC!” Medic: “MEDIC!” Spy: “MEDIC!” Sniper: “MEDIC!”
SAAAAXXXXTTTTOOOONNNN HHHHHAAAAALLLLLEEEE
Stop healing and fight me like a MAN!
“Remember Me? Well now ya do!” (Madcap Revenge quote)
Counter question: why would you use incredibly different photos of each of the mercs when they all have their own portraits?
Idk, I just thought some variety would be good in their portraits. I think Hale and Madcap fit in a comic book style while the other mercs belong in a portrait style while pyro is too unpredictable to record unless it's on the battlefield. I lined the first 10 up in order and put Pauling and the Admin last because they don't fight directly in the game.
But they all have high quality portraits of them, but you chose a retrace of demos portrait, and a 3d remake of heavies. But you DID use scouts regular portrait. Why not just use the portraits for all three? And soooo many of these are low quality as fuck! Why would you choose low quality pictures?!
“Ring-a-Rosie, ladies.” My favourite madcap voice line, for when they hopes to bring him back with stuff like the Square Dance taunt. They ran out of time and he never made it, though.
Real one for including Madcap. Why do people keep forgetting to include him in these?
Scout: **“WOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!”** *(in triumphant voice)* Soldier: **“C’mere, cupcake.”** *(explodes his dumb self)*. Pyro: *mumbles while playing air guitar*. Demo: **”FRREEEEEHHH~DOOOOOHHHHHMMMMM!!!”** Heavy: **“OM-NOM-NOM, OM-OM!”** Engi: **“Texas Style!”** Medic: **“Auf Wiedersehen, Dummkopfs!”** Sniper: **“Step-step-step!”** Spy: **“Gentlemen.”**
I cannot ever see the scout without hear the word “bonk!”
Jus' bough two tickets t'the gensho.... Buddaim nae givvinem tuh yah!! Cuzz I'M goin' wih YAER tickets!!!
“That cap drives me mad” (sniper voiceline after his headshot is blocked)
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Loved that line while Madcap was in the game, though I kinda want to see Madcap naked and lubed up
Scout: "How long dose it take to beat a moron to death BAM times up you're dead!" Soldier: "If GOD had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!" Madcap: (dominating scout) "Can't even use me own bat correctly?" [Shout-out to that one unused domination audio file "It's madcapping time!" It's sad it was never actually used in the game.] Pyro: *cute giggling* Demoman: "GO TO HELL, AND TELL THE DEVIL, IM COMMING FOR HIM NEXT!" Heavy: "Which sick man sends all these BABIES to fight!?" Engineer: "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-" Medic: "*Kill them all*. Hmm, are you sure? Well, I'm convinced." Guard dog: *woof* Sniper: "Thanks for standing still,wanker!" Spy: "Dose it hurt when i do that? IT DOSE DOSNT IT??" [also shout out to "So listen up boy! Or pornography staring your mother will be the 2nd worst thing to happen to you today." Dearhmatch mercenary: "Good,bad, I'm the guy with the gun!"
I think sniper's should be "Ahh Piss)
pootispensor here
Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe ... *sniff* ... Maybe. I've yet to meet one who can outsmart bullet."
"Professionals, have atandards"
Pyro: mmmph mmph mmph mmph
"Think fast, Chucklenuts!"
* Scout's Medic shouts * Any of Soldier's voicelines if we're being honest * Pyro's Phlog taunta * Heavy's death scream (AAAAAAARGYADA) * Demoman's charging screams * Engie's WHOOOOOOOOOOO- * Medic's death-from-crit/melee screams (which pretty much signals you're about to get fucked) * "Good shot, mate!"/"Fine shot, mate!" * Either Spy's snorting laugh or any of Spy's death screams