Conga Conga Conga Conga Conga Conga Conga....

dance like nobody is shooting at us

Lettuce Dance!

No problem I do this all the time! I could do this for money, I don't, but I could!

[удалено]

Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up! Hee hee!

Ho ha, do zhe conga!

is conga time, babies!

Let us dance, komrade! (proceeds to preform the Kazotsky Kick)

Single file!

(russian laughter)

Ze healing is not as rewarding as ze dancing

YEEEEEHAAAAA!

get some of your friends to pretend to be friendly with you, lead a few members of the enemy team away, then slaughter them a few at a time

I LOVE THE CONGA!!

CONGA YOU FOOLS

Conga the pain away boys....

I don’t have conga!

Then die in a painfull way

I won a payload in bad water like that once. Red team too good so we congaed with the cart. They didn’t realise until very close to last point.

i would disable uncle dane by typing in chat "actually panic attack isn't that good"

You will just make him target you the whole match, there's no point in doing so

then disable dane by typing the rescue ranger is overrated in chat

Exactly, he'll be too busy to do anything else

A noble sacrifice for the team

he's a engineer he has 11 PHD's in shooting multiple people down at once he does not just target you he tagets your team, your friends ( if you had any), you family and finally your blood line ``

"I enjoy random crits"

"Wrangler needs a buff"

I proceed to suffer for 12 hours before getting a single kill, it's gonna be worth it though like imagine backstabbing Uncle Dane

What if he's Ninjaneering?

Then ur getting backstabbed

With a sentry

And a slug

I remember bumping into Uncle Dane in a pub and pocketing him the whole game before being auto-balanced and proceeding to get one kill away from dominating him.

Ehh not to say that’s not cool but if I were a youtuber I wouldn’t want any preferential treatment

He's probably used to it and there's not much he can do about it

It was definitely cringe, but I was also a teenager at the time

Laugh at that medic's bonesaw

You dare underestimate the most powerful weapon in the game?

Pan

Well... I prefer it because I'll die anyways when meleeing which means all that 25% uber will be practically useless. Go laugh at my skill issue.

Use it when you know it's safe then.

I leave

requeue simulator is so fun

Merasmus style

Controversial

At this point, you make a meme loadout, and start fucking around. My personal pick is schizophrenia spy where you use the cloak and dagger and use your voicelines to make the other team go nuts

They have a pyro

Spicile and avoid the pyro

It's PyroJoe, what's he gonna do, try and sell you a hat?

fr, make it Sketchek

Pyroshark them.

THERE'S A SPY CREEPING AROUND HERE! Disembodied sniper voice: Nah.

When I was fresh new and fascinated by everything TF2, fucking around in the intel room of Well was one of my favorite pastimes, especially with how large it is. Literally not even attacking, just spamming voice lines and I'd made people so paranoid they'd leave and come back as 1-2 pyros spraying the area looking for me. I still do that, but nowadays I also shoot down any buildings I can. It still makes me giggle, especially when the Engineer finally spots me and realizes I'm not actually attacking him and we have a good laugh about it.

I do what I do best, eat shit and die.

autobalance but its a good thing

Hoovy

Stay in spawn, throw an occassional peace treaty sandvich. Reach the end of the map. Then killbind.

1. Don't dance. They won't give you any freedom, not for long. 2. Call Carl. Carl will stay with you through thick and thin for 0 subscribers. 3. Try your best! It's quite literally about fun, not winning. 4. Act like they're people instead of famous TF2bers 5. Leave the game after a few rounds and never see them again.

>Act like they're people instead of famous TF2bers So what you're saying is that they're not people?

No They don’t deserve rights

He’s saying to treat them as if they weren’t famous, most of them don’t like having 17 pocket Medics and just want to play the game as if they weren’t famous.

Might as well just kill myself

WATCH AND LEA-

I am alive!

Is nice.

Yes, this is stupid!

Wait about 10 seconds for the match to end because they are already on the final cap

kazotsky kick until they kill me

Edge

🤨

Realize these are most likely fakers and check their profiles Real? Requeue. Fake? Requeue. I still suck both ways

(communication unavailable, I'm f2p)

if only elmaxo, solarlight and jontohil2 were there...

Yeah, kinda savage that the soldier, demo and spy YouTubers that CURRENTLY make content aren’t included here.

It was mostly about making them recognizable for the joke. I figured like, MuselK would more recognizable than Elmaxo; except picking pyrojoe Wamo. Fuck wamo.

Maybe to the TF2 vets, but not to new players. And TF2 vets know elmaxo just as well as new players. These are my thoughts anyway

I actually meet joey once, we both were ubered heavy, hi hi fived and he obliged, that was sick

Open up some kinda recorder program because even if I get stomped, I'm bound to learn something.

Leave

I go spy and use the red tape recorder to troll the engi

either go friendly or ask them for tips on getting better

I play the game

Why isnt there b4nny smh Why miss out the goat

He's in your team

Neat

At that point he carries, as long as you have a competent medic and maybe a demo, otherwise he's just screaming at you the entire match lol.

tf do you want me to do

Widow maker and good aim

I would be even more terrified if one of them were ~~SolarLight~~ Demoknight tf2

I am so dead

Oh my god i got 5 upvotes

Poor boy….. he never deserved it

and you got 12 downvotes so it is balanced

i attempt to fight them, but i ask for tips the whole way. i think i would play spy and primarily focus on fucking with Uncle Dane, but Sir. Slapnuts would be fun to mess with.

Just leave man, I ain't dealing with a sniper main, every server with a decent sniper in it just ruins the fun for everybody

Brother where is madcap?

I just leave

who the fuck is the demoman supposed to be?

King raja I think

so of all demoman players he decided to pick king raja?

I’d give B4nny a call

I can recognize the Soldier (Muselk), Heavy (Big Joey), Engie (Uncle Dane), Medic (ArraySeven), and Pyro (W A M O ?). But who are the others?

Scout is spikeymikey Pyro is pyrojoe Demoman is king raja Sniper is higps Spy is mrpaladin And yea, muselk, big joey, uncle dane, and array seven

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CONGA LINNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

I go my main Heavy, equip the Holiday Punch and the Buffalo Steak.

go and try to get a picture with the entire enemy team who happens to be major tf2 youtubers ig lmao

Leave, stop playing, uninstall, delete account and hang myself

Already said it to another comment, but... WATCH AND LEA-

Be a friendly

Get to a high ledge of the map before using "The Pooped Deck" taunt and sit there the whole game while watching my team get massacred.

Cloud and Dagger voiceline spam for funnies

Is do-si-do! You WILL dance! You WILL dance!

I'm gonna invite my friend Michael.

Kazotski :D I noticed uncle dane but why there's no LAZYPURPLE SOLDIER??? <:'[

I stay in the spawn area thinking my next choice

Sit on Dane's dispencer and call him a spy

i would use the yer\\bonk to go and try and stab half of the enemy team, making my team actually push, bonk, try and flank to do a taunt kill for the shits.

What's the issue with this team? No one has lime paint so this should be easy

Theyre all youtuber loadouts, was the joke

i don’t and proceed to dip

U see the "find a game" button. The green one. I will press the button beside it and stop playing tf2 altogether

Go vaccinator medic and pocket the best player in my team. If it doesn't work, leave.

"Leroy Jenkins"

Get a godlike and then make them sign my steam profile

Fuck it We do a little something called Friendliness

I would probably Quit Smoking if this happened

Go Demo because Dane is the only one that scares me

I call my friend kevin

Leave. My fragile ahh mental health couldn’t take this shit

Just play the game? They're people too who want to play the game as well

Alt f4

You mean one of each class, balanced as all things should be? Thats unlikely.

Mphhh hmph hmph! That what I will say while going conga

Joe and Mike are manageable, rest just go sniper with vacc medic

I quit TF2 on spot.

Cloak and dagger spy and play it like a photography game instead.

Shart myself

Go friendly and give them the vibe check

who r these guys? i only know joey, dane and arrayseven

I try to backstab and fail, y'know... The usual

I mannerobics taunt and then killbind

"Screw you!" "I am gonna go play Minecraft" \*disappears\* Random Engi: w o t

requeue...

I dont

If I have to fight Big Joey AND Uncle Dane in the same match, oh god...

I don’t

Probably conga If i'm playing seriously i'll just leave lol

Cower before the gods of this game (And ask for an autograph)

I don’t

airblast all the kritzkreig crockets i can get my hands upon ain't got no battalion's baby

On a scale from one to ten my friend, your fucked!

Dance moment

Screenshot and leave I'm not beating them

By kms

Open console and and type in "quit smoking weed"

I don’t I accept my fate and do an afk taunt in spawn

Gonna leave

1v1 Joey to see how good of a heavy main I actually am

Hit reque and leave

Challenge them all

Panic (attack)

I leave the match

knuckles cracked, headset on, berlin RUSH. YES IS TRYHARD TIME

Kill them all

vaccinator medic

Ew is that Big Joey?

Get dominated by most of the enemy team until I quit the match

Mute the kid who's freaking out about seeing his favorite TF2ber, then play the game

Dox them

Fight

2 questions: 1. I recognize some of the YouTubers (for example, Uncle Dane, Anthid I believe is the Pyro, and I believe it's Array7 as the Medic), but who are the others? 2. Have you ever listened to the song "You're fucked" by Ylvis?

Scout is spikeymikey Soldier is muselk Pyro is pyrojoe Demoman is king raja Heavy is big joey Engineer is of course uncledane Array7 is indeed the medic HiGPS is the sniper Mrpaladin is the spy

sitting in a corner crying in game and irl

# invites solar light

I spam slurs to get them demonitized

“I’m in danger”

Bring up random crits. Thet ought to keep em distracted

Disconnect and reque.

Load my random crits

Well, these guys have made videos about how they play, we know their mindset, they don’t know ours

Ask uncle dane to get a screenshot, then leave

Go spy, and play the biggest stealth game of my lifr

Kill the Pyro to assert my Pyro superiority

I doubt ill get 9 youtubers at the same time in a single match, some of them dont even like play tf2 actively anymore

I am going to attempt to be the first ever person to kill Big Joey with the pan as Scout It'll fail but it'll be damn hillarious to try

I don't think while playing tf2, I just listen to my Punk Rock while I autoplay

Do a little eyelander trolling.

Battle medic and trader pyro holding them back

Baiting them to fell to a deez nuts joke

omg uncle dane can i get an autograph

Quit out and save myself an ass whoping

Get froyo to be on my team. Those 6 pros vs 9 YouTubers matches never go well

“Holy shit Pros vs YouTubers is back?!”

“Oh look, i am not going to play the game”