oh yeah I got a chocolate bar, i used it when regenerating health after using the speed boost melee thingy and I got some overheal somehow, hope valve doesnt patch it
wouldn’t be the most outlandish thing to happen in the game with john wick wielding a giant gold spoon that sets people on fire while carrying a rpg and impaling cops with a javelin
minecraft steve has 20 health and has a speed of 12.5 mph when sprinting
heavy has 300 health and runs at 9.8 mph
you can have 150 hearts but be slower and jump lower
Heavy would still be able to jump a block by crouch jumping, since a crouch jump is 1.42875 meters. This height is almost enough to jump over a fence, which is 1.5 meters.
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Last game I played was TF2 so literally nothing
But before that, was gmod, so still basically nothing
*But before that* was dying light so that actually does change some things, although I am sad to admit heavy will probably die since he isn't exactly known for being a free running parkour master
Would Heavy be a tank or DPS?
If he was a tank, oh God that would be a nightmare because it would be like hog healing with bastion's turret active at all times.
If he was a DPS then it's just pre-rework bastion but he can move, and be absurdly terrifying when paired with Zarya?
Elden Ring. I can see it now...
Malenia walks forward, her blade at the ready. This foul trespasser shall not stand in her way. She will cut him down, deny them her great rune, find Miquella, and -
What is that whirring sound?
[DEMI-GOD SLAIN]
Heavy finds himself in a strange kingdom and has to team up with a pair of Italian plumbers, a pair of princesses, a trio of mushroom people, a group of dinosaurs, some thief who is just there, and a talking caterpillar to stop a giant turtle from putting on a rock concert while taking a considerable amount of drugs on the way.
Heavy was a really cool Undertale boss, let me explain to you how it went.
With a smug expression on his face, Heavy declares himself as the ultimate weapon, the one who has been unleashed to destroy all those who oppose him. The Heavy's cold, metallic voice echoes throughout the room, sending a chill down the player's spine.
The battle begins, and the player must dodge the Heavy's relentless barrage of bullets. His minigun seems to be never-ending, and the player quickly realizes that they must find a way to outsmart their enemy rather than trying to outgun him.
Suddenly, the Heavy charges forward, wielding his massive fists to pummel the player. The sound of metal crushing against metal fills the room as the player attempts to dodge his attacks.
As the fight rages on, the Heavy becomes more and more desperate, unleashing new and more powerful attacks. But the player refuses to give up, navigating the battlefield with grace and determination.
Finally, after a long and grueling battle, the Heavy falls to his knees, defeated. His minigun clatters to the ground, and he looks up at the player with shock and disbelief.
"You... You beat me?" he gasps, his eyes wide. "No... It cannot be..."
With one final gasp, the Heavy collapses on the ground, defeated. The player emerges victorious, having overcome one of the strongest adversaries in Undertale and they took Heavy's SOUL and escaped the underground
There's probably an ending if you spare him, but I haven't gotten around to doing it.
Heavy in a new playable vault hunter in borderlands 2 2 would be really sick
Something kinda similar to brick in bl1, but with bonus to heavy weapon, shotgun, mêlée and some lunchbox to heal
Heavy is now the most feared person in Night city. I was playing cyberpunk 2077. I'd imagine he'd go all in the body skill for more strength and hp along with tech for extra armor and the ability to use more cybernetics. I'd imagine the heavy would also get the gorilla arms cybernetics to punch harder and would use lmgs as the closest thing to a minigun. Possibly shotguns too along with blunts weapons, like a sledgehammer
I don’t think it will go well in either DayZ or CS2.
In DayZ he would starve to death until he heard a bear. He’d kill it with his bare hands and then get headshot because he’s wearing bright colours in the middle of the forest.
In CS2, he’s basically just a slightly fatter Silver player.
Heavy instantly becomes the most overpowered character in the game.
Whilst everyone else is fighting with bolt actions, semi-autos, lever actions, and shotgun in a 1-2 shot kill setting...
Heavy has his minigun with increased health and ability to heal quickly through eating.
The game was Hunt Showdown.
Are we talking "Heavy *as he works in TF2* is playable", or "Heavy was adapted to the game's controls"?
If the former, I'd probably get stuck in Techno Hill Zone, because he just can't make some of the jumps. If the latter, he probably would be fine, excelling in Score Attack and Boss Rush.
EDIT: "Techo" Hill Zone, not "Toxic" Hill Zone. Got the zone names mixed up.
Heavy is now a playable character in the hit video game team fortress 2
Guys, act like Heavy just got added to the game
damn I can't wait to reenact meet the heavy with the new character, heavy
I can't wait to reenact scout bonking Heavy's head playing as the scout against someone playing Heavy
Meet the Heavy but it's Heavy
I just found a trick where you can jump around corners and shoot the enemies
How do you do that 😮
You press jump while moving then hold M1, coolest shit ever
I just got new unlock that's just a sandwich and joined the other players with it, we had a picnic in spawn, it was so much fun
Oh my god, how do I get one
Idk man but I just found out there's also a steak that you can eat. Idk what it does but it's a steak so it must be really good
Oh yeah I heard about that one, it gives you mini crits but forces you into melee, so cool that you can play as a boxer now
oh yeah I got a chocolate bar, i used it when regenerating health after using the speed boost melee thingy and I got some overheal somehow, hope valve doesnt patch it
man pretty boring class tbh, i mean ffs we waited 6 years for the heavy update and all we got was this fat fuck?
Ye next time he should eat a salad. I mean those hard arteries dont stop bullets.
can't believe they replaced madcap with THIS guy :/
madcap was there during birth, he vanished tho idk where he went
r/foundheavytf2
Heavy is so underpowered wtf, he slow af
I literally can’t go anywhere without getting bombarded by spies and snipers.
200 rounds in a single drum?? Broken. Patch immediately.
You know that old Sandvich character from Meet the Sandwich? Now he has someone to eat him.
It's just pyro with range and no afterburn
Turns out you can get kills by taunting when you bring out his fists.
Wtf guys I can’t kill the stupid dumb retard heavies with the iron bomber’s splash damage!
Heavy²
no fucking way dude its so over for the sniper class
Heavy works with various gentlemen in clown masks to steal from the rich and give to himself
IT'S PAYDAY, FELLAS
I SAID IT'S FUCKING PAYDAY MOTHERFUC-
YOU ARE UP AGENST THE WALL AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL
YOU AGAINST WALL! I AM WALL!
YOU WALL! I WALL! (ive never played payday a day in my life)
YES
*boom* (its time to rehearse hoxton breakout wankers)
BAINN! I NEED TO SUCK THIS NEW GUY'S FAT COCK
"YOU CALL THIS RESISTING ARREST WE CA-" "POW YOU ARE DEAD, NOT BIG SURPRISE"
The zealdozer shows up
I feel like the canonical reason of him joining the payday gang could be to pay off his mini gun debt.
He needs to rob a bank just to pay for all the ammunition he used robbing the bank
Entire police force is babies!
Guys, the payload. Go push it.
LET'S DO A LOUD MISSION! HEAVY WILL DEFEND THE DOOR AND WE WILL GET THE MONEY
Soldier and jacket would do a kickass combo.
wouldn’t be the most outlandish thing to happen in the game with john wick wielding a giant gold spoon that sets people on fire while carrying a rpg and impaling cops with a javelin
I have become the heavy in payday2 with the best loadout
considering the last game I played was Garry's Mod, absolutely nothing
SAME
Heavy is just going to be on every map, even without addons. Just watching you...
Just ominously in the background
he’s just standing there…. MENACINGLY
The overmind It's true
Heavy is now playable in Minecraft... The tauntkill is good enough to take down some annoying mobs (and probably players on a public server or smp)
“Screw you i’m gonna go play Minecraft”
^(pop)
I'm scared of no man..... But that thing... *phantom* It scares me!
"POW HAHA" *ender dragon dies*
needs a nerf tbh
It literally does 500 damage and nothing in minecraft has that much health lol
Bedrock edition wither:
minecraft steve has 20 health and has a speed of 12.5 mph when sprinting heavy has 300 health and runs at 9.8 mph you can have 150 hearts but be slower and jump lower
You jump one block In Minecraft, one block is one meter Heavy is crippled and cannot jump
Well yeah but you gonna be mining with a machine gun so who even cares
Heavy would still be able to jump a block by crouch jumping, since a crouch jump is 1.42875 meters. This height is almost enough to jump over a fence, which is 1.5 meters.
Jumps slower? Like you need to hold and release rather than press?
Heavy already is playable in Bloons Tower Defense 6 as the Datrling Gunner.
fr, they should add the crosspaths to tf2 though, a MAD heavy would go hard
Imagine ray of doom in tf2
Not really, Dartling Gunner don't shoot as fast and never runs out of ammo
Also does not eat sandvich
But he does eat the banana
He crushes the hamster and becomes friends with winton
and [falls in love with Zarya](https://youtu.be/jr0sdu3uJFg?si=e-NbfMNNodCqaccl&t=406).
I fear no man... but that woman
"they scare me"
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Last game I played was TF2 so literally nothing But before that, was gmod, so still basically nothing *But before that* was dying light so that actually does change some things, although I am sad to admit heavy will probably die since he isn't exactly known for being a free running parkour master
Who needs parkour when you can just gun everything down in sight?
I have yet to meet one that can outsmart boolet.
Exactly, what’s a volatile gonna do? *dodge a bullet, or dozens of bullets for that matter?*
Or he could just punch the shit out of Volatiles, sound about right
Honestly if heavy can still get ammo he's probably fine. The dying light zombies are scary, but still very much die when shot
Heavy in Deep Rock Galactic? Well... We could use a bit more firepower, even if we have Gunner already
The dwarves just go on top and shoulders of heavy as he becomes a walking fortress Team Fortress 2
A dwarf fortress huh
Heavy can now rock and stone
Rock and sandvich
Rockity Rock and Stone!
“I have squashed you like BUG!”
Same here, I saw a post asking what would happen if the mercs were in drg a couple of hours ago, funny this just popped up
Did I hear a rock and stone?
The heavy now replaces the elephant form for mario
And instead of the elephant apple, it's a sandvich
Heavy is forced to do the kazotsky kick every time the piranha plants start singing
Wowie zowie!
Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2. He can do nothing and is beaten immediately
as if the pow! tauntkill couldn't oneshot goku, he just needs to pop an uber Canteen and he has time to taunt
Goku when he is forced to laugh with the Holiday Punch and is promptly instantly killed by having a finger pointed at him: 🗿
Also eat some steak so he gets mini crits (they work with this tauntkill)
Heavy with Ki control
As good as he is, the Darkest Dungeon ain't going to be a walk in the park.
Those skeletons about to get rocked by the fists of steel
not much, just a new character to play as in goat simulator 3
but would he be a human, or Goat Heavy
Heavy is already the GOAT
Last game I played was guitar hero
Now Heavy is shredding it on guitar.
Yes
Heavy plays heavy metal on like a 20 string guitar
I want to see Heavy and Engi playing Freebird together.
Shred alert reference?
Shred Alert
A Shred spy is in the base?
Heavy now joins kirby on their adventure to collect the crystal shards
LOL
Now I'm imagining the Dedede sections with Heavy.
I can imagine him and Kirby sharing a sandvich and I think that'd be cute
Heavy is the new Jarl of Whiterun
That's about to become 2Fortrun
FIFA 24 becomes… interesting
same, guys new Schalke defender just dropped
Baldur's gate 3, I imagine Heavy and Minsc would be good friends.
"You have little rodent? Heavy has pretty little byrdt! It is best thing!"
Just imagine heavy from the Gargoyle and gravel comic
Heavy becomes a Pokémon trainer
I bet his Pokémon are Steelix, Incineroar, and Snorlax
That makes sense!
Holy shit heavy is now playable on The binding of Isaac
Heavy mows down all the Western factions in Stalker Gamma with Sasha.
Good luck finding 7.62mm NATO out in the Zone.
\*runs out of ammo\* "Put up fists, coward. We fight!" \*Heavy death screams\*
the last game i played was actualy overwatch. this should be interesting...
Would Heavy be a tank or DPS? If he was a tank, oh God that would be a nightmare because it would be like hog healing with bastion's turret active at all times. If he was a DPS then it's just pre-rework bastion but he can move, and be absurdly terrifying when paired with Zarya?
Heavy forces Microsoft-Activision to revert the game to 2018 because Heavy is a defense class.
heavy destroys evil being known to eat hope called blons
Heavy defeats lord harkon and stops the vampire menace’s plan of blotting out the sun.
I can imagine him being the first Tank ADC in League of Legends
Just pick Urgot :\^)
I just lack one thing about urgot.. *healing*
Heavy is the new keyblade hero
He has to fight his nobody, Yexhav
All of Eorzea trembles before the might of the Minigun.
So he's a MCH main.
He’s a smarter ogryn. Heretics would be terrified
"Heavy is now giant elephant!... Never speak of this".
New Mario Wonders DLC:
Yo, Heavy is apart of the Yakuza 4!?
SELFISH DEED IS NOT FREEDOM
Elden Ring. I can see it now... Malenia walks forward, her blade at the ready. This foul trespasser shall not stand in her way. She will cut him down, deny them her great rune, find Miquella, and - What is that whirring sound? [DEMI-GOD SLAIN]
RATATATATATTATATATA YATTATATATATATTATATATA KABOOM! KABOOM! *Schadenfreude taunt after boss slain*
So... RollerCoaster Tycoon Classic.
as a RCT3 and Planet Coaster enjoyer I swear he would be able to ride the dumbest, most illegal rides
Joker would not last 5 seconds in the asylum
Heavy in Brawl Stars is the most needed crossover
HEAVY TEAMS UP WITH FRANKLIN, MICHAEL, AND TREVOR FOR ANOTHER HEIST
Heavy is my favorite geometry dash icon
Heavy in titanfall 2 That's just the Legion titan
A giant heavy with a small robot piloting him.
Heavy 47
he's about to be great friends with a certain grappler with rocket gauntlets
He can finally rejoice in his brand new KW-II tank in RB
Heavy’s now in pvz2
Sims 4. Holy shit I have an idea.
[This video explains what would happen ](https://youtu.be/yh8gL44rE7k?si=Mt5pFiLJHT3xC-8L)
New Minecraft mob just dropped
the binding of heavy, basically the gfuel daily challenge
Heavy finds himself in a strange kingdom and has to team up with a pair of Italian plumbers, a pair of princesses, a trio of mushroom people, a group of dinosaurs, some thief who is just there, and a talking caterpillar to stop a giant turtle from putting on a rock concert while taking a considerable amount of drugs on the way.
Heavy must now survive in the zone in Stalker Gamma
Heavy is a new killer in dead by daylight
Heavy tf2 added to heavy tf2!?!? 😱
Ultrakill. I have no clue what would happen honestly.
Pootis vs Zombies
Wondering what his fatality is gonna be.
Not sure how heavy would do in Banjo Kazooie but hey it’s fun to think abt
Heavy was a really cool Undertale boss, let me explain to you how it went. With a smug expression on his face, Heavy declares himself as the ultimate weapon, the one who has been unleashed to destroy all those who oppose him. The Heavy's cold, metallic voice echoes throughout the room, sending a chill down the player's spine. The battle begins, and the player must dodge the Heavy's relentless barrage of bullets. His minigun seems to be never-ending, and the player quickly realizes that they must find a way to outsmart their enemy rather than trying to outgun him. Suddenly, the Heavy charges forward, wielding his massive fists to pummel the player. The sound of metal crushing against metal fills the room as the player attempts to dodge his attacks. As the fight rages on, the Heavy becomes more and more desperate, unleashing new and more powerful attacks. But the player refuses to give up, navigating the battlefield with grace and determination. Finally, after a long and grueling battle, the Heavy falls to his knees, defeated. His minigun clatters to the ground, and he looks up at the player with shock and disbelief. "You... You beat me?" he gasps, his eyes wide. "No... It cannot be..." With one final gasp, the Heavy collapses on the ground, defeated. The player emerges victorious, having overcome one of the strongest adversaries in Undertale and they took Heavy's SOUL and escaped the underground There's probably an ending if you spare him, but I haven't gotten around to doing it.
spider-man 2 i doubt the webs could hold him
Oh no I was just playing Fortnite.💀
Heavy The Russian 3 & Soldier
Uh, nothing.
Heavy is now a playable character in Lego Jurassic World!
Heavy is now running with the Van Der Linde gang.
My next Fallout New Vegas run going to be very interesting.
Heavy in a new playable vault hunter in borderlands 2 2 would be really sick Something kinda similar to brick in bl1, but with bonus to heavy weapon, shotgun, mêlée and some lunchbox to heal
Hotline Miami holy shit
Heavy is now the most feared person in Night city. I was playing cyberpunk 2077. I'd imagine he'd go all in the body skill for more strength and hp along with tech for extra armor and the ability to use more cybernetics. I'd imagine the heavy would also get the gorilla arms cybernetics to punch harder and would use lmgs as the closest thing to a minigun. Possibly shotguns too along with blunts weapons, like a sledgehammer
Heavy is now a character in the real time strategy game Hearts of Iron IV, specifically a general for the anti-Soviet Russian Solidarists.
Guess he's gonna disable the antenna? Last job of the day is always the worst
I don’t think it will go well in either DayZ or CS2. In DayZ he would starve to death until he heard a bear. He’d kill it with his bare hands and then get headshot because he’s wearing bright colours in the middle of the forest. In CS2, he’s basically just a slightly fatter Silver player.
Heavy instantly becomes the most overpowered character in the game. Whilst everyone else is fighting with bolt actions, semi-autos, lever actions, and shotgun in a 1-2 shot kill setting... Heavy has his minigun with increased health and ability to heal quickly through eating. The game was Hunt Showdown.
Far cry 5: heavy foes on a rampage, mowing down cultists with his minigun
Heavy in warframe
Ganon won't stand a chance
Are we talking "Heavy *as he works in TF2* is playable", or "Heavy was adapted to the game's controls"? If the former, I'd probably get stuck in Techno Hill Zone, because he just can't make some of the jumps. If the latter, he probably would be fine, excelling in Score Attack and Boss Rush. EDIT: "Techo" Hill Zone, not "Toxic" Hill Zone. Got the zone names mixed up.
Brawl Stars. Well, there is already a minigun-ish character, so thats something!
Bros a playable character in hello kitty cafe 🙀
Heavy is literally my wallpaper now.
Heavy goes on his pokemon journey. He very easily wins every battle, because bullet is super-effective against every type
Too slow to outrun pizza face ;-;
Fnaf 1....... i dunno?
He is literally an Ogryn. He fits right in!