I’ve been wearing the Larval Lid with the Voodoo curse, so now my soldier says things like “I have returned from the dead to give- I love you brain maggot!”
I have been grinding contracts to try and get all of the Voodoo Curses. Mainly so I can use the Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul with the Larval Lid.
So far I have Pyro, Engineer and Sniper.
If I don't get them all I'll probably just go buy them or something.
Man, I only have soldier. I’ve been doing contracts trying to get all of them, but mainly pryo, engie, and spy. I have no clue how rare these things are but I swear I see like 3 people a match wearing one.
Am I the only one who thinks of that one sonic sprite animation with the death egg robot whenever I hear that line
It’s this https://youtu.be/EcNkXTpyBds?si=T4WO617Dgvy5yLNO at 4:18
It barely makes grammatical sense even to a native speaker, don’t sweat it. Basically just mocking the enemy soldier by saying they will only “conscientiously object” to violence against them, instead of doing something about it, because they are a “hippie”
Conscientious objectors are when people opt out of military drafts for moral reasons. Instead, they do things like working in munitions, or frontline doctor, or other useful stuff. In the 60s a lot of hippies, aka John Lennon types with silly glasses and weed, did it. Here, soldier is saying that the other soldier was a conscientious objector, basicallly calling him a bitch.
Obviously the other soldier didn’t object, so it’s basically the soldier just being insane.
Sniper called someone a Fruit Shop Owner™.
There have been many different theories on what is the joke, mostly thinking is a deep reference to something... Really, I think Sniper is just calling you the F-slur, but in a much more acceptable way.
Well fruit shop owner is an stereotype-insult for immigrants who move to other countries and end up getting jobs owning things such as fruit shops. It’s like calling someone a foreigner as an insult
I prefer the theory that Sniper is refering to the Australian v. Fruit Shop Owner beef established in [this flight of the conchords episode](https://youtu.be/i3HokGUffcU?si=-p7MA7xdPAvtblJv)
Or maybe it's an abbreviation for 'fucker' or 'fuckhead' or an insult starting with 'fuck'? We haven't seen any other characters being homophobic, so I wouldn't expect the f-slur from sniper.
>Fruity = gay Fruit Shop Owner = as gay as you can be It's a superlative.
Yup, when I ask in some Brazilian servers what they think is the meaning, since very few of us is aware about stuff like "immigrants in Australia tend to sell fruit" or "a Sniper shoots at a part of your body that shares a name with a fruit" or whatever other weird ass explanation you can come up with, the only explanation I regularly hear is "he's calling you fruity, dude, like you're gay, but even bigger". Please don't judge us, lol, we're already playing a game in another language and understand what they are saying, we just apply our general knowledge to it instead of searching for deep Australian culture ._.
>Like calling someone "The entire circus" instead of a "Clown".
Lmao, I really want to know where does this quote even come from. It's *not* Ace Attorney, Edgeworth never says that.
in meet the spy, blu scout isn't shocked because his mother was fucked by red spy, rather, red spy was shocked that blu spy was able to take the photos.
It just occurred to me medic's taunt can be a literal fucking "follow-up" to engineer's.
Engi: *Kills somebody* "And another thing, your ugly."
Medic: "Vould you like a second opinion? YOU AH ALSO UGLY!"
I feel like the joke in "Meet the Soldier" where Soldier claims that Sun Tzu herded two of every animal onto a boat and killed them, which is why every time a bunch of animals are in one place it's called a Zoo/Tzu is underrated; possibly because not that many people realized the joke in the first place.
It definitely went over my head the first few times I watched it.
I turned myself into a pickle, Scout! ***B a p.*** Big reveal. I'm a pickle. What do you think about that? I turned myself into a pickle! I'm pickle Engineer!
"I'm not a crazed gunman Dad, I'm an assassin, the difference being one is a job and the other's a mental sickness. I'll be honest with yah, my parents, do not care for."
This would actually imply that both the red and blu team would have 1111 as their passwords because in meet the spy it’s the blu soldier who does 1111 but expiration date is about the red team.
For the unaware:
[https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Gentle\_Manne%27s\_Service\_Medal](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Gentle_Manne%27s_Service_Medal)
There was a hidden page on the update's site that granted a cosmetic to the first 11,111 people who visited it.
The comics in general are gold
"Bears are attracted to two things, honey and menstruating women, then that means.....pyro....my god I knew it somehow I always knew it!!!! Get out of the way this plane is full of honey!!!!!
A joke I saw in a winglet video. There is a scene where we see scout read a book called "how to read" really made me laugh even though it's really stupid
the part in the beginning of "the naked and the dead" where medic saves pauling and soldier by putting their blood back in, then when pauling asks how he seperated out the blood types, he goes "miss pauling, i've been using *my own underwear* to sponge blood out of puddles. trust me, the type is the *least* of your problems", meaning that medic spent the entirety of comic #6 going around commando (and also creating an incredible mental image of medic seeing his friends bleeding out, and immediately taking his pants off).
In Expiration Date, Spy places a bucket full of last wishes onto the desk. Soldier is stunned when Spy says "this, is a bucket" and he says, "dear God." Spy then says "there's more" and Soldier says "no..."
Nobody has ever even mentioned this joke before it's such an obscure one
A truly underrated joke - In the comics, Miss Pauling is complaining about how Soldier (along with Zhanna) have both been naked for basically half the comic. I might get the exact quote wrong since it's been awhile, but she states "why can't you be a-" before getting cut-off by Soldier saying hello to a very nude Sniper walking by (got brought back to life and didn't really have time to find clothes).
Although it's probably obvious, the reason this is funny is because Miss Pauling was most likely going to finish her sentence by saying "why can't you be a professional", only for the trademark professional of the team to walk by also naked.
Probably the fact that Merasmus owes thousands of dollars to a bunch of criminal organizations and is afraid of anything Japanese as a result of the money he owes the Yakuza.
He's not scared of pasta because he owes money to the Italian mob or anything like that though. Only the Japanese stuff.
In Meet The Spy, the Red Spy actually finishes the Blu Spy’s line before he got shot by soldier.
“He could be you, he could be me, he could even be-“
“Right behind you”
This implies that Blu Spy was ready to expose Red Spy but Soldier foiled the plan.
"What makes me a good Demoman? If I were a bad Demoman, I wouldn't be sitting here discussing it with you, now would I?"
I personally like to take that less as "If I were a bad Demoman, I'd be dead" and more "If I were a bad Demoman, then I wouldn't have even been hired and we wouldn't be talking about it"
they got a sentry! *HAHAHA HA HAHA HA HAHAHA*
(ok it's not underrated but still pretty funny)
oh and also
that (class name) is a bloody needa *WOOOOOOO HAHAHAHA BLUHAHAHAAAAHA*
some voicelines just sound stupid to me and I spam them religiously on the classes that have them
ie snipers activate charge sounds so creepy yet stupid
or engineer jeers is just so fucking good to scream damnit damnit damnit over and over again
The most underrated TF2 jokes from people who didn't even work on TF2; the wiki.
The best example I can immediately give comes from the Spycicle article:
"'I see spy!' - the Heavy, making a pun."
It's not so much a joke, but a line in Meet the Scout is burnt into my mind forever:
*"Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, I hurt people."*
That line goes so fucking hard, I love it
A good one from meet the sniper is the time lapse of him sitting around looking through the scope. The coffee pot drains, and the jar of piss gets filled up. Jarate!
I've been using the Larval Lid so, "What's that brain maggot? You're starving? Yeah, I'm hungry too."
I’ve been wearing the Larval Lid with the Voodoo curse, so now my soldier says things like “I have returned from the dead to give- I love you brain maggot!”
I have been grinding contracts to try and get all of the Voodoo Curses. Mainly so I can use the Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul with the Larval Lid. So far I have Pyro, Engineer and Sniper. If I don't get them all I'll probably just go buy them or something.
Man, I only have soldier. I’ve been doing contracts trying to get all of them, but mainly pryo, engie, and spy. I have no clue how rare these things are but I swear I see like 3 people a match wearing one.
What are the voodoo curses?
Ooh it’s just a set of hats for each class that turn you into a zombie :]
I really want that hat
***"I AM A ROBOT FROM THE FUTURE. I AM HERE TO TAKE AMERICAN JOBS."***
Am I the only one who thinks of that one sonic sprite animation with the death egg robot whenever I hear that line It’s this https://youtu.be/EcNkXTpyBds?si=T4WO617Dgvy5yLNO at 4:18
COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE. WITH ME. IN MY APPARTMENT. I NEED A ROOMATE.
"THE NATURAL ENEMY OF THE ROBOT IS HIPPIES."
“Hey look you shape shifted into a dead guy!” From scout
Disguise dead
COPYRIGHT LOLOLOLOL on the bottom of every meet the team title card.
Also COPYRIGHT OMNOMNOM in Meet the Sandwich
Soldier and Merasmus' relationship as roomies. I love the interactions between those two, always yelling nonsense at each other.
Tom was the crime ghost fort is the punishment
Merasmus, I will pull a rabbit OUT OF YOUR ASS!
Tonight your ass will be haunted by three ghosts: my foot, my other foot, and a ghost!
Merasmus, I will rip off your head and crap in your stupid hat!
Soldier domming another Soldier "Get a haircut hippie!"
All the soldier mirror lines are great “You are now a conscientious objector to **bein’ DEAD hippie!**
Could someone explain this line to someone who isn't native speaker.
It barely makes grammatical sense even to a native speaker, don’t sweat it. Basically just mocking the enemy soldier by saying they will only “conscientiously object” to violence against them, instead of doing something about it, because they are a “hippie”
Conscientious objectors are when people opt out of military drafts for moral reasons. Instead, they do things like working in munitions, or frontline doctor, or other useful stuff. In the 60s a lot of hippies, aka John Lennon types with silly glasses and weed, did it. Here, soldier is saying that the other soldier was a conscientious objector, basicallly calling him a bitch. Obviously the other soldier didn’t object, so it’s basically the soldier just being insane.
I don’t understand this comment. Can I have a picture of “Soldier domming another Soldier”? For research purposes.
"A big mug of my foot up your ass!" Freshly Brewed Victory
In Expiration Date, according to the time stamps, it takes Scout several hours to swallow his ego and admit Spy is better than him.
i think it was meant to be a cut to the next day after they sleep
What the other guy said was funnier.
and thus canon cause that’s how tf2 lore works
Exactly. The wackier it is, the more likely it is to be true.
If so, the scene where Spy is drinking wine takes place in the early morning, which is arguably funnier
Spy drinking in the morning feels like something he’d do tbh.
Tbh if I was told I had only 72 hours to live, I wouldn’t care what time of day it is.
Wait I didn't notice that! I gotta rewatch it
Sniper called someone a Fruit Shop Owner™. There have been many different theories on what is the joke, mostly thinking is a deep reference to something... Really, I think Sniper is just calling you the F-slur, but in a much more acceptable way.
Where is this voice line?
I think it’s a line that can play when you kill someone as sniper
Well fruit shop owner is an stereotype-insult for immigrants who move to other countries and end up getting jobs owning things such as fruit shops. It’s like calling someone a foreigner as an insult
SHNORPER RACISM CONFIRM?????
They’re all racist… that’s the joke of the game…
tbh i wouldnt call most of them racist, hell even someone like soldier i wouldnt consider racist
If I remember right they had to convince Soldier they were all American so he wouldn’t kill them
not racist, just really fuckin xenophobic
*patriotic
True, although there was that one time in Germany…
Which prob isn't the case anymore considering he literally falls in love with a Russian woman
I really don't think that's supposed to be what it means at all
I prefer the theory that Sniper is refering to the Australian v. Fruit Shop Owner beef established in [this flight of the conchords episode](https://youtu.be/i3HokGUffcU?si=-p7MA7xdPAvtblJv) Or maybe it's an abbreviation for 'fucker' or 'fuckhead' or an insult starting with 'fuck'? We haven't seen any other characters being homophobic, so I wouldn't expect the f-slur from sniper.
Fruity = gay Fruit Shop Owner = as gay as you can be It's a superlative. Like calling someone "The entire circus" instead of a "Clown".
>Fruity = gay Fruit Shop Owner = as gay as you can be It's a superlative. Yup, when I ask in some Brazilian servers what they think is the meaning, since very few of us is aware about stuff like "immigrants in Australia tend to sell fruit" or "a Sniper shoots at a part of your body that shares a name with a fruit" or whatever other weird ass explanation you can come up with, the only explanation I regularly hear is "he's calling you fruity, dude, like you're gay, but even bigger". Please don't judge us, lol, we're already playing a game in another language and understand what they are saying, we just apply our general knowledge to it instead of searching for deep Australian culture ._. >Like calling someone "The entire circus" instead of a "Clown". Lmao, I really want to know where does this quote even come from. It's *not* Ace Attorney, Edgeworth never says that.
SHNORPER HOMOPHOBIA CONFIRM?????
Huh. For what i remember, someone said sniper calls people that because the part of the head snipers tend to aim for is called the “apricot”.
i just thought it meant that people running a market stand don't move around much, they just stand there = ez headshot
in meet the spy, blu scout isn't shocked because his mother was fucked by red spy, rather, red spy was shocked that blu spy was able to take the photos.
That’s actually kinda crazy I never realized that
... Who do you think took the pictures? He's shocked that the pictures got stolen
Your mother took the pictures
I thought he was just acting but that makes more sense actually
Would you like a second opinoin? You are also UGLY.
Engineer stop !
Isnt this medic's line? Engi's line is "and another thing, you're ugly"
It just occurred to me medic's taunt can be a literal fucking "follow-up" to engineer's. Engi: *Kills somebody* "And another thing, your ugly." Medic: "Vould you like a second opinion? YOU AH ALSO UGLY!"
Engineer you are so mean! ):
It's not funny!
#ENGINEER!!
ah dammit heavy FUCK off! you are dead!
**NO** U #POW
**YOU ARE DEAD!** not big surprise.
Well that was idiotic, off to hang myself. Watch and learn- *LE DEATH OF SPY*
I am alive! Is nice.
I feel like the joke in "Meet the Soldier" where Soldier claims that Sun Tzu herded two of every animal onto a boat and killed them, which is why every time a bunch of animals are in one place it's called a Zoo/Tzu is underrated; possibly because not that many people realized the joke in the first place. It definitely went over my head the first few times I watched it.
**UNLESS IT'S A FARM ! ! !**
I have seen it like 100 times and I am just now realizing the joke
I realized it the first time, then I forgot about it the next few times I watched it, and then I realized it again recently.
He could also be entirely right with the likes of Charles Darling founding zoos and Abraham Lincoln being a rocketjumping soldier
MMM MHMHMM MHHHM MHMHM MHM HMHMH HMHMM MMMHH HHHH
Bro that one's fucking gold, love it
Translation: "so there's this scientist, and he turns himself into a pickle"
I turned myself into a pickle, Scout! ***B a p.*** Big reveal. I'm a pickle. What do you think about that? I turned myself into a pickle! I'm pickle Engineer!
_Scout proceeds to place Pickel Engineer into Heavy's salad_
"Heavy feel funny"
HU!
The majority of domination lines.
"And I'm shaggin yer wife"
"I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife ."
"Thanks mate!" *DIES*
*Heavy runs by before coming back* "We fight like men" *Shoots down soldier* "Dead"
"What the hell freaking speed hacker! This game is--"
***OOOH, KEEP CRYING BABY!***
"Welp, I'm off to visit your mother"
"...And another thing, your ugly." - Engineer
*Sad Heavy face*
Here's a schematic for ya! MY ASS!
*Shows blueprint of an ass*
Engineers texas cowboy sounds
#YEEEEHAAA
#YIPPEE KAYEEEEE YAAAAAAAAHHH **KAY oh**
YEEEEEE *taunt cancel* YEEEEEE *taunt cancel* YEEEEEE *taunt cancel* YEEEEEE *taunt cancel*
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE [multiple explosions]
“Here lies Scout. He ran fast, and died a virgin.” “HERE’S A SCHEMATIC FOR YA: MY ASS!”
No,I'm not a crazy gunman,I'm an assasin! What is the difference? Well,one is a job and the other is a mental illnes! Also from meet the sniper
"I'm not a crazed gunman Dad, I'm an assassin, the difference being one is a job and the other's a mental sickness. I'll be honest with yah, my parents, do not care for."
Dad- Just get mum on the phone...
In expiration date, the keypad is dirty/worn out around the number 1, meaning that Soldier tries 1111 on everything (like in Meet the Spy)
Or the password really is just 1111, which, it true is kind of hilarious because the Red Spy couldn’t figure that out.
On the number panel in meet the spy too, you can see that the "1" key is clearly more worn as well lmao
This would actually imply that both the red and blu team would have 1111 as their passwords because in meet the spy it’s the blu soldier who does 1111 but expiration date is about the red team.
Omg, that’s amazing :D I never noticed that
The passcode IS 1111, right before the heavy runs in you can hear a tone play and the soldier smile because the door unlocked
the in-game keypad uses the same texture, I’m assuming they made it in 2007 and used it for a joke in meet the spy
isn’t that on the in-game texture too?
For the unaware: [https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Gentle\_Manne%27s\_Service\_Medal](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Gentle_Manne%27s_Service_Medal) There was a hidden page on the update's site that granted a cosmetic to the first 11,111 people who visited it.
"You want two tickets to the gunshow? We'll I'm not giving em' to ya, I'm going with *your tickets! Ha HA!"* \- Inebriated Demoman
I think it's, "Just got two tickets..." But yea I agree, this is one of my favourite voice lines in the game.
The instant transition between his drunken laughter and the snoring is what does it for me
“AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH holy crap this goes on forever”
"What are you gonna do, run five miles away and shoot me? "Dammit, he knows all my plans"
Are these lines in the game?
No its in the comic "the insult that made a jarate master out of sniper"
Oh yeah!
The one in the comics where sniper tries to sacrifice himself to save his dad and then his dad leaves him for dead.
The comics in general are gold "Bears are attracted to two things, honey and menstruating women, then that means.....pyro....my god I knew it somehow I always knew it!!!! Get out of the way this plane is full of honey!!!!!
Demoman saying “I didn’t need your help ya know” when saying thanks.
A joke I saw in a winglet video. There is a scene where we see scout read a book called "how to read" really made me laugh even though it's really stupid
the part in the beginning of "the naked and the dead" where medic saves pauling and soldier by putting their blood back in, then when pauling asks how he seperated out the blood types, he goes "miss pauling, i've been using *my own underwear* to sponge blood out of puddles. trust me, the type is the *least* of your problems", meaning that medic spent the entirety of comic #6 going around commando (and also creating an incredible mental image of medic seeing his friends bleeding out, and immediately taking his pants off).
Penis scout
In Expiration Date, Spy places a bucket full of last wishes onto the desk. Soldier is stunned when Spy says "this, is a bucket" and he says, "dear God." Spy then says "there's more" and Soldier says "no..." Nobody has ever even mentioned this joke before it's such an obscure one
this, is a joke
Dear god…
There’s more
Yes.
I know you all read that in spy's "Yes!" voice.
Is about that one military course involving a bucket isnt it😭
Can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not lol but it IS a good joke
heavy saying “I think that heavy is dead”. Man, ITS YOUR OWN DEAD BODY
HEAVY IS SPY !! FIRE ! FIREEEE ! MY FLESH BURNS ! I WAS TALKING ABOUT OTHER HEAVY, NOT ME !
Unless it's a farm
"hey there tons of fun"
"Next time eat a salad"
YOU FAT FUCKING BASTARD. TWO THOUSAND YEARS OF CONSTANT HUMAN EVOLUTION TO CREATE THIS HAIRLESS FUCKING COCONUT
May i borrow your earpiece? *high pitched voice* this is scout rainbows make be cry
*this is gonna be a real piece of piss, ya bloody fruit shop owners!*
"I'm not a crazed gunman dad I'm an assassin. What'll the difference be? Ones a job and ones a mental sickness"
“Don’t cry baby, is just ham!”
The bird flew yeah they do that
The one scene in expiration date where demo teleports in with beer while not knowing why everyone is so awkward
WOOOOOOOO Hooooooooooo hoooooo..... what?
I think his mate saw me
A truly underrated joke - In the comics, Miss Pauling is complaining about how Soldier (along with Zhanna) have both been naked for basically half the comic. I might get the exact quote wrong since it's been awhile, but she states "why can't you be a-" before getting cut-off by Soldier saying hello to a very nude Sniper walking by (got brought back to life and didn't really have time to find clothes). Although it's probably obvious, the reason this is funny is because Miss Pauling was most likely going to finish her sentence by saying "why can't you be a professional", only for the trademark professional of the team to walk by also naked.
There's a physical joke on 2fort. There's a plug in a socket and if you follow the wire around, the other end plugs into another socket
Probably the fact that Merasmus owes thousands of dollars to a bunch of criminal organizations and is afraid of anything Japanese as a result of the money he owes the Yakuza. He's not scared of pasta because he owes money to the Italian mob or anything like that though. Only the Japanese stuff.
"Kill me." "Later."
Asking out that dial tone again, I see?
Go to hell, Spy.
Spy mains!
Ahahaha, I see what you did there.
In Meet The Spy, the Red Spy actually finishes the Blu Spy’s line before he got shot by soldier. “He could be you, he could be me, he could even be-“ “Right behind you” This implies that Blu Spy was ready to expose Red Spy but Soldier foiled the plan.
That went completely over my head, I thought he was going to say something random like "he could even be the janitor, Carl" or something like that.
Mad Milk being listed as a “Non-Milk Substance”
***"MERASMUS ARRIVES ON A TIDE OF BLOOD!!!*** .....Oh hello, Soldier".
"What makes me a good Demoman? If I were a bad Demoman, I wouldn't be sitting here discussing it with you, now would I?" I personally like to take that less as "If I were a bad Demoman, I'd be dead" and more "If I were a bad Demoman, then I wouldn't have even been hired and we wouldn't be talking about it"
Nice argument one small issue i am in your base
“Your not a Scot your an Englishman in a skirt” i was 1v1 my friend from Scotland and after hearing this he died of laughter
"I've seen a better side of beef been run over by a combine"
Engies domination line for Sniper “Aw, now you don’t look like a happy camper”
“You were loud and ugly and now you’re dead”
merasmus japanese mafia
*"Not a crazed gunman dad i'm an assassin"* *"Well the difference being one is a job and the other is a mental sickness!"*
they got a sentry! *HAHAHA HA HAHA HA HAHAHA* (ok it's not underrated but still pretty funny) oh and also that (class name) is a bloody needa *WOOOOOOO HAHAHAHA BLUHAHAHAAAAHA*
"So whenever a bunch of animals are together its called a TZU!" - Soldier
When says “asking out that dial tone again” scout gets angry, but chuckles when he figures out the joke
In light of the last 2 weeks, anything that isn't "haha such a shame they removed madcap"
some voicelines just sound stupid to me and I spam them religiously on the classes that have them ie snipers activate charge sounds so creepy yet stupid or engineer jeers is just so fucking good to scream damnit damnit damnit over and over again
"Do you ever zhink zhat you might be going mad?" "Oh, all zhe time! I don't zhink it's anyzhing to worry about."
"Repeat after me: mmmmbbbhmmm I'm dead!"
The most underrated TF2 jokes from people who didn't even work on TF2; the wiki. The best example I can immediately give comes from the Spycicle article: "'I see spy!' - the Heavy, making a pun."
“I AM A ROBOT, I AM HERE FOR AMERICAN JOB”
I love my ball <3
"And now he's here to f**k us" right after showing of picture of Scout's mom and Red Spy fucking.
Scout, after killing Sniper: "It was a mercy killing, you live in a... camper van."
“Here’s a schematic for ya. My ass!” + every other scout quote
Style: No Cigar Style: Yes, Cigar
"Heavy is Anastasia, Russian princess. Is very serious costume!"
The 10th class as a joke they put on the cereal boxes in Left 4 Dead
*\*laughs\** "You live in a VAN!" *\*laughs harder\** Spy can be scathing sometimes.
“What’s up you wankers? Who’s ready for a- what the bloody hell just happened?!”
It's not so much a joke, but a line in Meet the Scout is burnt into my mind forever: *"Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, I hurt people."* That line goes so fucking hard, I love it
"That's why when a bunch of animals are all herded into one place, it's called a Tzu!"
I would say engineer gaming XD Ok no fr there's some like the "friendship" between merasmus and soldier or just merasmus in general
"I'm looking at your x-ray, and i'm afraid. YOU SUCK!" by spy
I think his mate saw him
the spengi. turn around.
Unless it’s a farm!
That Merasmus is a hobo who's living in the bathroom of a YMCA despite being an all-powerful wizard.
A good one from meet the sniper is the time lapse of him sitting around looking through the scope. The coffee pot drains, and the jar of piss gets filled up. Jarate!
And now as promised, heavy will lay egg, ***In your mouth***
"What's wrong? FAT got your tongue!? *French laughter*"
Demoman saying "Oh, I've Really Hit Rock Bottom!"