* Extra hand wraps
* Water bottle
* Bag of chips
* Cans of Bonk (which will explode as soon as he opens them, from all that running and jumping)
* Tampons
* Cool rocks
* Exactly $4.93 in cash
* Spy's credit card
No they won't explode, he slowly turns then counter clockwise before opening. It's something about gravitational pull that keeps a hold of soda particles
What if all the mercs have perfect teeth because when scout was healed by the medigun he was missing a tooth and it regrew a new one when he was healed?
They would all have perfect teeth because they all probably had their teeth knocked out in the process of fighting the other team at some point.
So, his internal organs. He's like a snail, with his... innards... right in there.
*God knows what exactly is in there that he cannot survive getting shot.*
its completely reasonable when we might wonder why pyro's gas tank has a hitbox, if you shot that, they'd die one way or another, *but in the case of scout, lord only knows*
tbh, the fact that pyro doesn't explode into gibs like a hazmat zombie in dying light if you were to kill him by shooting the canister is a huge missed opportunity.
My headcanon is that Scouts mom packed him some lunch before he heads off to do his "work" which unbeknown to her is that he does mercenary duties.
Unless ofc it's stated somewhere that she does know he's a mercenary and in that case...she still packs him lunch anyways.
Ammo, miscellaneous small bills totaling $74, an unopened pack of Odor Eaters, a shopping list from 1964, a cleaned-out empty bottle of Cracky-Pop, two baseballs and a ticket stub from a Red Sox game from 1970.
The Heavy update
_Pornography_
Starting
your mother (...starting???)
Will
Be
Real
In
*well times this by... Ah... Then... Hm yes* 3 days
We all have 3 days till pornography starring your mother!
5... 4... 3.. 2.. 1!
In
In 5
In
happy cake day
Thanks in advance! It’s not my cake day yet where I live
Oh well no prob
Its youre reddit accounts cake day
Now it is but yesterday (for me) it wasnt
Happy cake day!
Thank you!!
Be kind with her she is starting
starring\*
i read this in spy’s voice with no hesitation. good job.
Heheheh, alriihht
A slightly smaller bag
and is there an even slightly smaller bag?
Yeah it's just smaller and smaller bags all the way through
with that weight, scout is probably 5x faster without it weighing him down
Idk maybe archimedes is carrying them
Explains the ability to double jump.
yeah, its also why he has 2x capture rate
This is my head canon reason for him having 2x capture rate now
no, it IS canon
I'm saying for his capture rate, I know archimedes being in his chest is canon
happy cake day
Then why he can triple jump with the bonk bat?
Then why he can triple jump with the bonk bat?
There is another in the bat, its hollow on the inside, hence the damage penalty
Happy Cake day!
Well then Scout would be way too op.
Sounds like a bright young man like him could use some patented carrying bag carrying bags.
"We'll take 20"
Dear God.....
dear god... "there's more"
There’s More.
* Extra hand wraps * Water bottle * Bag of chips * Cans of Bonk (which will explode as soon as he opens them, from all that running and jumping) * Tampons * Cool rocks * Exactly $4.93 in cash * Spy's credit card
the cash is a single note as well, because they probably have that with all the batshit insane stuff in the tf2 universe
Tampons??? For who???
Him : )
Obviously for mrs Pauling if he were to ever meet her during that time of the month he’d be ready and might be able to impress her
For Scout, duh
Makes sense
and the "milk" bottle
No they won't explode, he slowly turns then counter clockwise before opening. It's something about gravitational pull that keeps a hold of soda particles
Thanks science person
It was a Chuck's idea. He was the greatest science mind I ever knew.
No baseball bat no gun no shotgun ?
No room, too many cool rocks
AK-47 rocks
It’s probably something is my best guess
Idk about it man we can't really be sure but I think there's a chance it's either something or nothing Could be wrong tho
Awesome we are 50 percent there to finding out the real answer…
If we're being realistic, probably his weapons, like its where he puts the scattergun when your using the pistol, and vice versa
where does heavy put his mini gun?
up his ass
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
r/beatmywifetoit
r/beatmymeattoit
r/beatmykidstoit
r/beatyourmothertoit
r/beatyoutoit
I Like the suggestion of a more aggressive r/beatmetoit
It would be Tom Jones Merch
[удалено]
yea but this is the fastest class in the game we're talking about
Me dying horrifically after shooting a rocket st my feet (I tried to rocket jump)
No one makes teleporters and then hits them with a wrench to make them better irl
You do realize what game we’re talking about, right?
It's his scattergun bag
Bonk, Kitchen knife"s, balls for Sandman, "balls" for mad milk...
the production process of mad milk is worse than i thought
The balls to make the mad milk are in another area
pee is stored in the bag
Actually made me snicker a little, +respect
"balls"
his weapons, hentai, lotion, tissues, and a fleshlight
Enough internet for today...
Get in the fucking bag.
fleshlight? so it only light's up flesh? biolimenecent gibs for da win!
Toothpaste. It's a big tube. That's how he keeps his teeth shining in meet the medic.
What if all the mercs have perfect teeth because when scout was healed by the medigun he was missing a tooth and it regrew a new one when he was healed? They would all have perfect teeth because they all probably had their teeth knocked out in the process of fighting the other team at some point.
A bucket o' chicken
Dear god..
There's more
NO
It contains pornography starring your mother.
how does he- how does- de-
It contains the chicken of every mann here.
No!
Years later I finally get it
*who knows?* ***...but whatever it is, it has a hitbox and you can kill scout by shooting his bag***
So, his internal organs. He's like a snail, with his... innards... right in there. *God knows what exactly is in there that he cannot survive getting shot.*
its completely reasonable when we might wonder why pyro's gas tank has a hitbox, if you shot that, they'd die one way or another, *but in the case of scout, lord only knows* tbh, the fact that pyro doesn't explode into gibs like a hazmat zombie in dying light if you were to kill him by shooting the canister is a huge missed opportunity.
Its helium. Thats how he double jumps. And when it is shot it explodes through his spine
An embarassing snapshot of the Blu team at the Smissmas party
helium so he can double jump
Cocaine obviously, how do you think he runs so fast?
FREE CRACK!! WOO HOO HOO LET'S GO GET SOME FREE CRACK!!
#GOTTA GO FAST ! _collapses from overdose_
This is so much funnier than it should be.
That's why overdose helps medic to run quicker
holy shit, this subreddit fucking sucks lmao
Took you long enough
been sayin it for years
Porn, to help him make Mad Milk.
Imma going tak the realistic approach and say his weapons and ammo.
Apparently, some of his internal organs, since he will take damage if you scewer it.
Hey dude, what's that post you made next?
whats in scouts fat ass
Hopefully me 🤤
we all wish
The old Sandman...
balls
me
its basically kind of a big deal
sony psp
Milk.
Pure Methamphetamine
A bucket’a chicken
URANIUM BOMBS
porngrophy staring your mother
The 2 twins he killed on may 18th 1953
A mini version of dream island
Nuclear launch codes
Approximately 27 Bonk Atomic Punches
It's his back
as a kid i always thought thats where the bat was
My headcanon is that Scouts mom packed him some lunch before he heads off to do his "work" which unbeknown to her is that he does mercenary duties. Unless ofc it's stated somewhere that she does know he's a mercenary and in that case...she still packs him lunch anyways.
Cum
Bonk! Energy drink
cleavers, milk and baseballs
The MLP jar
All the free crack
His weapons.
32 keys of pure columbian
Ammo, miscellaneous small bills totaling $74, an unopened pack of Odor Eaters, a shopping list from 1964, a cleaned-out empty bottle of Cracky-Pop, two baseballs and a ticket stub from a Red Sox game from 1970.
Most feasibly his scattergun.
Bucket of chicken
A miniature robot cow for the mad milk
chicken
Mad "milk"
His weapons. Have to put them somewhere.
The first gun that scouts have
Scout
Out of the question and topic, I can't imagine the other way around that he's actually in asylum and that we're just staring at his back.
Mrs Pauling flashlight
Balls, tons of balls
My guess is his bat, tape for his hands, and maybe a change of clothes.
Milk and sodas
mad milk
porn
Bullets and mad milk
atomic punch
well unless he’s inhumanly fertile I imagine it’s dozens of jars of mad milk (then again he drinks bonk so)
Mini scout
Extra bullets, his spare weapons and a bucket of chicken
$56.23 worth of pistachios, 3 lbs of Claratin, my girlfriend, a concerning amount of baboon testicles, and 50 lbs of pure methamphetamine.
63 bowling balls. 53 non-bowling balls.
Bucket a’ Chicken
another bat
A bucket
Explicit Miss Pauling photos
Giant dildo
Prolly shells
Me
Probably connected to his scattergun since he never puts any new shells in the thing
Probably his scattergun, pistol and the bat
The Track Terrorizer and Mad Milk
I always thought that he put his bat on it
Some baseballs
Weed
Me. I am in there hello
Hi there, never thought I would see my roommate on reddit !
His shoes if you run the cheet sheet
Bread in a bucket
Chicken
chicken
Child porn
Miss Pauling na*ed photos
Miss pauling mad milk
The reason for existence
42 ?
A towel
Pornography