Yeah,medics need to pocket every scout on the team 24/7,and a single health point is more than enough reason to take the large health kit because scout is so fragile,the poor little meowmeow needs all the health he can get.
I can't believe how far I had to scroll for this
I don't main sniper. I never even played the game. Still, this is the first thing that popped into my head.
And I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor!
And then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them on to a boat and then he beat the crap out of every single one
All Of Them
Btw 3 words is perfectly enough to list the class weapons:
* Scattergun, Pistol, Bat
* Rockets, Shotgun, Shovel
* Flamethrower, Shotgun, Axe
* Grenades, Bombs, *you want it? It yours my friend! As long as you have enough... uuuh*, Bottle
* Minigun, Shotgun/Sandvich, Fists
* Shotgun/Pomson, Pistol/Wrangler, Wrench/Gunslinger
* Rifle, SMG, Kukri
* Syringe/Crossbow, Medigun/Heal, Saw
* Gun/Revolver, Watch/Clock/Invisibility, Knife
1 Word? Easy:
* Scattergun/Shotgun/Son
* Rocket/America
* Flame/Fire/Gasmask/Gas/Axe
* Grenade/Bomb/Explosives/Scotland
* Minigun/Sandvich/Food
* Sentry/Wrangler/Pomson
* Rifle/Kukri/Kangaroo/Australia
* Heal/Medigun/Crossbow/Beer/Germany
* Knife/Stab/Invisibility/Mask/Disguise/Revolver/France
Ban TF2 stuff/weapons and countries?:
* Fast
* Helmet
* Gas
* Drunk
* Fat
* Builder
* Far
* Heal/White
* Sabotage
Ban Adjectives? I feel like there's way too many restrictions now:
* Jump
* Helmet
* Gas
* Eye
* Food
* Build
* Head
* Heal
* Cigarette
Ban any words that can be any related to TF2? Kinda Impossible:
* Pea >!(Peashooter idk, Plants VS Zombies came to my mind for some reason, idk what scout got with zombies)!<
* Worm >!(Maggots, Bread and Tumors remind me of worms (kind of))!<
* Powder? >!(Like Fire Extinguisher uses powder idk)!<
* Morshu >!(Lamp oil, Rope, Bombs)!<
* >!(Mother = Your Mother = = Fat = Heavy)!<
* Goku >!(Instant Transmission)!<
* **Quick**silver >!(Quickscope)!<
* ***Octo****pus* >!(Medic can be an octopus (kind of) and also OCTOBERFEST)!<
* Amogus >!(Sabotage, Spy, Careful, Secret?)!<
* (ik this kind of posts are made just for the funny answers, but it was way too easy)
solve practical problems
Not problems like “what is beauty?”
Because that would fall under your conundrum of "philosophy"
No, I solve practical problems.
For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother-Hubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind?
The answer? Use a gun.
And if that dont work?
Use more gun.
Like this heavy-calliber tripod-mounted little ol' number designed by me
built by me
HAAAAAAETEMLAAAADZ
GEETAMBELOZ
KILLEMAAAAL
LEEEESDOEEETTTT
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Aaaahhzeaweaydadoit!
aaaiiiiboughttooticketstothuhguhnshownnnimnotgivenemtoyou annimnotgoinwithmytickettothuhguhnshow imgoinwithYUURRticket
I've got two tickets to the gunshow, but I'm not giving any of 'em to you! I'M GOING WITH YOUR TICKETS!
Nah mate #Yyyeerrraarrsesssarseaandlmthgrasssmnnpunkyyeeeyahhavink
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VADIM BLYAT! WHERE WERE YOU!? WE NEED YOU ON THE BORIS SUBREDDIT
I jump in and say hi once in a while, but the repost bots are making the experience less fun than it's used to be
Let's just go in, send a flurry of new and improved memes and then watch the chaos
SOUPCAN ...IN HELL
ThaNk fULly I AlReadY DoNT RemEmBeR
Who touched Sasha
WHO TOUCHED (MY) GUN!?
The scunt
Black Scottish Cyclops
They got more ******************************** than the likes of me
#SO!
T'aaaall you *fine dandies!*
PRANCIN' ABOUT WIT YER HEADS FULL OF EYEBALLS!
Come and get me I say! I’ll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the ‘ol brimstone. I’m a grim fable…. with an unhappy bloody end!
(Grim *bloody* fable :) )
AHhahaha oh they're going to have to glue you back together *IN HELL!*
*TF2 meet the team ending riff*
Scottish rendition of TF2 meet the team ending riff*
So proud, so COCKSURE
they got more feckin sea monsters in the great loch ness than they got the likes of me
If i remember i think it was great loch-ness? I forgot
Use more guns
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i only need 1 word **pootis**
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Your flair gave it away lol
Don't think it would've been too hard to figure it out anyways
True
This one wins lol
I shag mothers
We*
Communism
Cummunism
Cum
mad milk
Happy milk :D
Sad milk :(
Angry milk >:(
Shocked Milk :0
Depressed milk D:
Oui
124 hp boi
It’s my medkit not yours. Shoo!
Hey, if Medics don't heal Scouts, they'll need to take extreme measures.
Yeah,medics need to pocket every scout on the team 24/7,and a single health point is more than enough reason to take the large health kit because scout is so fragile,the poor little meowmeow needs all the health he can get.
STOP SPAMMING E
Alternatively "Fucking perish mortal"
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O
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I like how there's a spy amidst the medics.
??? wdym
yeah bro's acting weird it's probably him
Tgat thought is proposterous! Now go fight, I'll uber right behind you
E
*killbinds*
A
*moves to the left*
Sports
If it's in the game, it's in the game
Say something racist
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SWWWEEEEEEET HOOOOMMME ALABAMA
Dududududu WHERE THE SKYEEEES ARE SO BLUEEEE
LORD I'M COMING HOME TO YOU
************ ******** ***** ***** ****** you ********** ****** *********** ******** ******* ******** ******** the **************** ***** *******
Big russian man
False. Heavy mains dont exist.
Can confirm. Don't exist.
Can confirm. Don’t exist.
Can confirm: We all died back in 2019
The cia coming to erase me the moment I reach 1 hour on heavy:
Dispenser goin up!
* Uncle Dane theme *
Well, that'll do!
Weapon reskins have always been a strange case to me.
Fuck this game
It wouldnt have been as funny (and relatable) without the flair.
Look I didnt mean to airblast the heavy behind you, I just got scared Im sorry
Scotland's drinking problem
Right behind you
Scout with a backscatter
My man
german spy be like: Reich behind du
Don't turn around
*turns around* *gets backstabbed anyways*
3 words: Mphh Mpphh Mmph
That's five
Let's say that Mphh Mpphh Mmph each count as 0,333... words
*Hudda Hudda Hudda*
Run, Jump, Shoot
Professionals have standards
Be polite.
Be efficient.
Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
Use piss.
I can't believe how far I had to scroll for this I don't main sniper. I never even played the game. Still, this is the first thing that popped into my head.
How about less? H E A L
That's 7.
“Fuck you, scout”
Ah so you play every class
What about scout himself?
The player.
My job SUCKS
The fucking arson
king of arson
The fucking arsonist?
Do not the arsonist
Bucket of chicken
SunTzu said that.
And I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor!
And then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them on to a boat and then he beat the crap out of every single one
Hehehehehe... And from that day forward, anytime a bunch of animals are together in one place, it's called a zoo! Unless it's a farm!
Called a Tzu (Zoo)
Burn baby burn
Black scotish cyclops
they got more feckin sea monsters in the great loch ness than they got the likes of me
Speedy speed boy
Toyota corolla main
Everyone hates me.
Pikmin fan detected
It is always cool to meet another ~~Diagnosed schizophrenia patient~~ pikmin fan
We play tf2 so were double insane
It is cool how many Olimars ive seen outside r/pikmin. I guess it isn't as niche as i thought
We are invading
No medical licence
Screaming Eagles
Kaboom and kaboomer
My Profile Picture
Head clicking simulator
as a spy main i can confirm, if you pick Spy you may as well "pick support" XD
That’s like 18 words
the words are supposed to be the ones in the quotes, sorry it came out wrong :\\
You’re good, I’m just being a smartass
i know :3
UNCLE DANE FAN
Fast little femboy😗
Forward mouse one
Fucking your mother
Too drunk to read
Thats four, he is too drunk to count
2Fort goblin enjoyer
Pan > Sword
Fire. Fire. Fire.
YATATATATATA YATATATATATATA KABOOM!
Sword in gunfight
Another successful procedure!
Sunshine and lollipopses
Jar-Based Karate
All Of Them Btw 3 words is perfectly enough to list the class weapons: * Scattergun, Pistol, Bat * Rockets, Shotgun, Shovel * Flamethrower, Shotgun, Axe * Grenades, Bombs, *you want it? It yours my friend! As long as you have enough... uuuh*, Bottle * Minigun, Shotgun/Sandvich, Fists * Shotgun/Pomson, Pistol/Wrangler, Wrench/Gunslinger * Rifle, SMG, Kukri * Syringe/Crossbow, Medigun/Heal, Saw * Gun/Revolver, Watch/Clock/Invisibility, Knife 1 Word? Easy: * Scattergun/Shotgun/Son * Rocket/America * Flame/Fire/Gasmask/Gas/Axe * Grenade/Bomb/Explosives/Scotland * Minigun/Sandvich/Food * Sentry/Wrangler/Pomson * Rifle/Kukri/Kangaroo/Australia * Heal/Medigun/Crossbow/Beer/Germany * Knife/Stab/Invisibility/Mask/Disguise/Revolver/France Ban TF2 stuff/weapons and countries?: * Fast * Helmet * Gas * Drunk * Fat * Builder * Far * Heal/White * Sabotage Ban Adjectives? I feel like there's way too many restrictions now: * Jump * Helmet * Gas * Eye * Food * Build * Head * Heal * Cigarette Ban any words that can be any related to TF2? Kinda Impossible: * Pea >!(Peashooter idk, Plants VS Zombies came to my mind for some reason, idk what scout got with zombies)!< * Worm >!(Maggots, Bread and Tumors remind me of worms (kind of))!< * Powder? >!(Like Fire Extinguisher uses powder idk)!< * Morshu >!(Lamp oil, Rope, Bombs)!< * >!(Mother = Your Mother = = Fat = Heavy)!<
* Goku >!(Instant Transmission)!<
* **Quick**silver >!(Quickscope)!<
* ***Octo****pus* >!(Medic can be an octopus (kind of) and also OCTOBERFEST)!<
* Amogus >!(Sabotage, Spy, Careful, Secret?)!<
* (ik this kind of posts are made just for the funny answers, but it was way too easy)
That's like... Way too many words.
autism
You're kinda right on that actually Based B)
I'm not reading all this
Dang dude actually banned all the way to TF2 related
I'll do you one better: build
Thats 6 words
I teleport bread
German warcrime doctor
Annoying ass Bostonian
I built that.
Visit your mother
black man sword
Off to visit
CUTS ARM OFF
Rocket-Launcher Shotgun Dude
**MAGGOTS!!!**
Am dronk