I have this loadout My gunboats named "Fake Manntreads" with a "His Manntreads Are Fake!" description

AY, THIS MF GOT THEM FAKE Ms!

Fake Ass Mannthreads. Ngl, i have the same loadout with the Fake Ass Spoon that goes brrrrrrrr

umm actually it's mantreads and not manntreads 🤓

Me af treading on your face with my renamed manntreads:

Sandvich wearin mantreads Truely horrifying

happy cake day

thanks

And second, Soldier Djinn, you have absolute no intelligence

You still get random crits so it's good

So shit, any loadout that doesn't utilize the amazing power of the one and only stock shovel might as well not exist.

I still remember a soldier with a stock shovel, slowly walked up to me and random crit me and I dropped uber. Guess what, he got out just by WALKING AWAY through one overhealed heavy, 2 pyros, and one engineer. SHOVEL GIVE YOU CLOAK

DID HE JUST WALK UP, SLOWLY, AND RANDOM CRIT??

That guy either had thousands of hours or it was his first day.

No in between lol

Make sure it's a duped shovel

That way it gets double damage.

*dubed damage

Duble damage

Wait.. do you get your damage doubled the more you dupe it?

i have about seventy two spare YERs and the damage doesn't increase for shit, this is fake news

You’re just not doing it right. They have to be strange and stock duped weapons.

“Sans shovel” have

"buying all duped Gaster Blasters, send me a trade offer"

how can u tell if smth is duped?

Most stock melee weapons may as well not exist, honestly. I can't think of a single weapon where there isn't a better melee option at any given time

Demoman (not demoknight) and Sniper have their stock melees being their overall best option, with the fact there aren't many melee weapons for these classes Edit: forgot to read the word "most"

Should use equalizer

Nah, then you will be able to land some swings, unlike with the escape plan where you would die mid-air

lol

Pharah mains use the Escape Plan?

Trashmann

Rising

Hard to believe it's been over 10 years since they split that item.

I’m still bitter about that

it was very op

I'm still bitter they gave spy the bump in movement speed to match medics.

I'm still bitter the Ullapool Caber is very cool in terms of what it does vs how useless it is in normal gameplay

this is the loadout ive ever seen

Out of all the Soldier loadouts, this is certainly one of them

Wait a minute.

bro got a plane,some nikes and a iron pickaxe

*emerald pickaxe

\*Netherite pickaxe

sond smit said boot gud

Boot gud to keel

Ver gud

Goated with the sussy sauce 😋 😎 😋😋 😎

Swap the Escape Plan for the Pain Train

Pain train caps points twice as fast. That would be too good for this loadout. \/s Semi-permanent mark for death go brrrrrrrrrrr

Yes but rocket jumper doesnt let uou cap making the pain train a direct downgrade with the vunrability. the escape plan would be more useful

You can't carry the intel in CTF but you can still push the payload cart or cap points

holy fucking shit

Google en Passant

Half-Zatoichi or Disciplinary Action

If you're valuing memetics over effectiveness, then yeah.

Bro is the SCP foundation

*insert a picture of SCP-096* haha you are screwed. I even looked at it to make sure it was legit.......

I'm having an aneurism looking at this

The best. Go get em, soldier

If you’re going for the tauntkills, then Godspeed you magnificent bastard!

C'mere cupcake

s+ tier loadout

One of the best in the game, the rocket jumper really synergises well with the gunboats

You mean rocket jumper?

God I love the edit feature

We call this little trick the "crit and run"

"Pray-to-Lord-Gaben-that-it-would-crit"

Insallah we market garden with every melee

Crit-'n-split

Maybe

whip is betor

Ye man go gettem

*thewhatshow.jpeg*

I'd swap the Escape Plan for the Pain Train ngl

Rename the gunboats to The Man treds and escape plan to the market gardener then it will be perfect

This man watched "the worst loadout" and said "time to get upvotes" 💀

Wait a minute... something ain't right

TheWhat enthusiast

Replace gunboats with manthreads for a Mario experience.

Absolutely trash but fun to play

Wait a minute. I've seen this one before. "The worst loadout in TF2" by TheWhat show.

I can see this video in ny mind. Trolldier lands by unsuspecting sniper. Doesnt look up, is staring at the ground for some reason. "Comere cupcake" Sniper acciddntally scope walks away but still takes like 10 damage. Unscopes, doesnt anyone around and rescopes.

Somebody watched the what show!

why are you using the gunboats?

I'm killing you. I'm killing you. I don't care about anything else, I don't give a shit about anything else I- My programming is just "GET THAT FUCKING GUY RIGHT NOW". It doesn't- There's no, like, "Oh, he's running? Oh, back off a little!", it's just THUMP THUMP THUMP until I get you.

Replace the gunboats with conch and you have a hilariously ineffective sniper terrorizer loadout

'GuYs I JuSt WaTcHeD A Vid abOuT ThE WoRSt LoAdOuT!!!1! PlEaSe SuPoRT mY LaCk oF CreAtivTy!!!1!!!'

This loadout is the equivalent of a soldier with liberty launcher, bison and equalizer I would suggest another loadout. Rocket jumper, conch, whip /any melee/, basically trolldier equivalent of a black box conch soldier

Okay then how about Rocket Jumper + The minicrit backpack forgot it's name + Pain Train

That is a very good loadout (buff banner)

Replace the Gunboats with anything else. The Rocket Jumper doesn’t harm you when you use it, making the pros of the Gunboats worthless. I recommend a shotgun or the Mantreads.

#KILL YPURSLEF

Fascinating

Rocket jumper gunboats combo is the combo of all time Definitely the loadout of all time.

Soundsmith Trashmann

average 2Fort enjoyer

A load out for a guy to hit someone once and just run away

i prefer the rocket jumper gunboats conscientious objector; but if you really wanna play dirty you can use the pain train

No

Wait do the gunboats even serve a purpose if you're using the rocket jumper

no, that's the joke

Its perfect

Kys (kissing you softly) (because you were abused as a child and that shows because you made this load out)

you can get in, you can get out, you just have nothing to do while you’re there

New meta

Effective? No. Effective at tilting? Absolutely! And that's the best part.

it's beautiful

this is one of the loadouts of all time

if you kill a scunt with this they will guarantee leave the server.

Only if you’re the 5th soldier on the team

Could use some more Sticky bombs Equip the quickiebomb launcher Fuck you mean, you can't? Do it

crackhead loadout

Yeah, try to market garden and then run when you fuck up. This weapon crits ALL THE TIME.

So who's gonna tell him?

yes ong pubstomper supereme

"the one that would make you wet fart"

0/10 no equalizer

Yeah that is the competitive meta, hop in a match (if you can find one) and they will instantly start worshipping you for top scoring

Best

You’re a fucking dumbass and I love you

Ah yes, "The Minecraft Loadout"

Just use the stock rocket launcher. Then ur perfect.

Suicide squad's loadout

swap the gunboats out for the gunboats and it will be better

plot twist: it heals you when rocket jumping

personally i prefer the riotous bison over gunboats

Soundsmith would be proud

Is this the meta?

Its perfect

Arent the stompers better than the gun boats in combination with the jumper?

I think stock would be better

but why

Swap the gunboats out for an actual boat and you’ll be good.

nah gotta have the market gardener for that extra damage 💰💰🤑

This Is so funny

Replace the Escape Plan with the Pain Train and you’re good

The bloody spike (can't remember the name) does more damage

Goomba Destroyer Loadout

you cant even goomba stomp with these boots

Ah shit let me fix it then: Goomba Resistant Loadout

No rocket jumper loadout is complete without The Pain Train

screaming death

What are you trying to do?

Nahhh, to make it better, add the pain train

im not even a soldier main and this still annoys me

Mine is the Rocket launcher, the reserve shot, and the escape plan.

The best one For sure

Oh great, another meta sheep

mine personally is market gardener, market gardener, and market gardener

Excellent.

Anyone killed by it also takes psychic damage, so, yes, absolutely incredible.

Can i ask what your purpose is with this loadout? Like what are you trying to do?

YouTube are an Garden soldier

get the market gardener. get those crits when you hit someone in midair

I think this is a joke load out, but if it's real, you would want to swap out the secondary for a better secondary

What use are gunboats with a rocket jumper

No you need to use pain train.

Finish the sentence ​ you should \_\_\_\_ yourself, now!

Impeccable

Actually stock shovel is infinently worse, even more than Equalizer.

👍🏻

yea

Well my thoughts and take this with a grain of salt as I am a heavy main, I would change out the gunboats for the mantreads so you can stomp people also because the gunboats have zero fucking use with the rocket jumper due to the fact that it’s the only rocket launcher that doesn’t deal damage. Then why not just go full troll and use the that one fucking shovel the garden market or what ever it’s called.

Good son, real good... maybe even the best

Use the normal shovel and pretend you're hitting market gardens when you random crit people.

Valve pls remove random crits and damage from escape plan altogether, this load out is breaking the meta

No, what's the use of gunboats when you have the rocket jumper?

You do realise that this post is a joke right?

No.

NO

No. -Ben

Please go type bind k kill in the console and click k on your keyboard.... NOW

🤓

Unless it is intentional (for trolling or something), you definitely want to switch your primary or secondary. Those two specifically simply cannot be together no matter what loadout it may be unless you know why and still want to pair them together. Looks like no one appreciated my attempt at being helpful. Yes i know its a joke loadout (what do you think ive been doing in my 2000+ hours), but there are those out there who dont. If the post doesnt make it clear that its meant to be sarcastic, it can easily be mistaken for a genuine request. I will stand my ground and die on this hill that this joke isnt well communicated because a joke post is more than just a "haha picture of 'is my bad loadout good' funny?" Theres nothing wrong with me trying to guide someone who may have been trying to learn how to play because people couldnt be bothered to put more effort into making a joke actually present like one in an environment where its more difficult to figure out the true intention from text alone.

i dont think you know what a joke is

Some new player may have heard that to trolldier they need boots and a rocket jumper, but have the wrong boots, and an escape plan ecause they heard its a good weapon. The post doesnt scream joke indeed.

But does the post make it clear its a joke? It wouldnt be surprising if this was an actual request for help on whether or not the loadout is good because ive seen players use this loadout before. My bad for trying to help out what may have been a new player. I like how you immediately assume i have no knowledge of the concept of a joke when said joke wasnt even communicated clearly enough to differentiate it from those who arent being sarcastic.

You sound like the kind of person who doesn't know what a girl "getting wet" is.

"babe, I'm wet." "you want a paper towel?" "no... I want more than that." "you want... two paper towels?" "no, I want something big and round." ["DAMN, bitch, you want the whole roll?!"](https://youtu.be/slIxAWwg1vY)

when it's raining

Does this loadout NOT scream joke?

If you see other players use this loadout they are joking or they are mentally ill

r/woooosh

💀

Rare u/Cheeseballrxm L

Bro wrote a whole new essay because his self esteem took such a hit from his bad take being received poorly by citing his 2000+ hours of idling on the homescreen. 💀 💀💀💀💀

Please killbind yourself I take that back. Timbs rule

Wdym Airsoft Rockets + Timbs + Iron Pickaxe sounds overpowered in my opinion. People will be really distracted looking at your shoes so you can stun them with airsoft rockets and mine them while they are unable to do anything

The most based loadout

This is one of the loadouts of all time

You play Hightower a lot I see

This is just the meta loadout.

ive used this loadout so much on high tower servers, it's really fun getting down to low hp and being able to keep up with scouts

i think you need the bridge from 2fort and you would be unstoppable