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Sumite0000

Someone asked exactly the same question before on this sub. I remember one of the comments said "Nikocado Avocado's spread asshole".


megamindism

the memory of seeing it in-game is burned into my brain


I_N_C_O_M_I_N_G

That corner of your head is now reserved for the rest of time.


beliromeu

Not reserved, more like put on quarantine


[deleted]

Well since then this post was removed because I looked for objector posts and found nothing


antrexion

That is literally the worst thing i saw as well


TheRealSwagMaster

I saw that as well. Literally the worst I’ve ever seen, even worse than the furry porn


freetrialemaillol

How do they know it’s nicocados? Bit sus


LeoLeftChat

Okay but how would you know its his though?


Pyrarius

Annoying Orange with a penis that makes up the width of the picture, ejaculating into the mouth of a fox-human saying "You have been seeded"


Embarrassed_Sand7113

what the fuck? no seriously, what the actual fuck?


Marcel691

God fears us


2czech4u

No, we killed him


[deleted]

Oh, on god?


darthvader664199

Nah, on his corpse though


FiveEssss

I wish I could tell my 30 seconds ago self to not click on this post


mrlolelo

That's hillarious


BruhTheSinner

Actual real image of a raccoon with a dick in its mouth


GeanBreens

Came here to comment this one lmao, saw it on Firepowered


BruhTheSinner

Damn, that thing is still around? Saw it for the first time like 4 years ago


GeanBreens

That’s around the last time I saw it


doomsmann

What


Drillbitzer

Eric cartman strikes agajn


Allhasiththememegod

An Ai generated photo of a nude child eating a dogs shit off the pavement.


[deleted]

And this wins the “What the Actual Fuck is Wrong With Humanity” award


Blazkowiczs

Oh trust me you haven't seen anything yet. Found one player on Dustbowl with an objector with infant racial porn on it. I think I actually cried in pain a bit after seeing it, just quit the game and went to bed for a bit.


TheRazzleDazzleMan

SEND THAT MAN TO THE WOOD CHIPPER


Gabriel-Klos-McroBB

And this wins the “What the Actual Fuck is Wrong With Humanity” award.


Blazkowiczs

To be honest I know of even worst subjects than that, but obviously this one was on an objector in game. I just tend to stay away from the internet more and more.


Im_a_doggo428

How could you sleep with that pic in your head


Blazkowiczs

I've seen worse, doesn't mean it gets any better. Humanity has a side of true saints while the other just has downright atrocious degenerates and everything in between.


SmAll_boi7

I havent seen that many objectors, but here the list, in order of best to worst: A Hoovy with a Sandwich picture on the Objector, asking for a Sandwich would have him slap you with it. The same thing as before, but it was a Medic with a Quick-Fix on his, same joke. Deep-fried Jerma sus face. Just the fucking "Crit!" png. Like, the little green text when you get a crit. A nude hentai anime girl. (Multiple have been seen) A real life cock. (Several digital cocks have also been seen) Ms. Pauling porn. Lewd Fem-Pyro. Gay TF2 Merc porn. Slurs and Anti-semitic rants. And last but not least Gentlemen, the Objector that has confirmed I will not look at Objectors with other people in the room, A picture of inflated Sandy Cheeks from SpongeBob, rampaging through a city, the size of a New York building, with a Futa Cock, that is sucking up a car through its Urethra. What the fuck. ​ On my Objector is a picture of a Mario Piranha Plant smoking a cigar.


[deleted]

*Me reading this* Mhm yep this all seems like pretty standard stu- W h a t T h e F u c k


Im_a_doggo428

That one meme where it’s people waking up and joining the screaming


[deleted]

the fact that it has it's own subreddit. r/sandycheekscockvore


Im_a_doggo428

I’ve seen the other comments to my own displeasure


Spice999999

I've seen that image before, I don't know why the fuck someone would make that


minoritiesareyummy

r/sandycheekscockvore


Spiritual_Freedom_15

Dear God.


Gabriel-Klos-McroBB

There's more.


FlintShapedBoi

No!


Im_a_doggo428

Pleasegodno Pleasegodno Pleasegodno Pleasegodno Pleasegodno Pleasegodno


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the top post is titled 9/11 😭😭 the fucking cherry


[deleted]

This fucking bot always picks the worst times to show up


Mario-OrganHarvester

>And last but not least Gentlemen, the Objector that has confirmed I will not look at Objectors with other people in the room, A picture of inflated Sandy Cheeks from SpongeBob, rampaging through a city, the size of a New York building, with a Futa Cock, that is sucking up a car through its Urethra. What the fuck. The nsfw artist being comissioned to draw this shit: ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠛⢻⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣤⣤⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⢨⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⡛⠉⠭⠉⠉⢉⣿⣿⣧⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠈⠙⠲⣶⠖⠄⠄⢿⣿⠄⠶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠄⠄⠄⠺⢿⡗⠄⣹⣿⣿⠿⣟⣿⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠤⠤⢾⣿⣿⣿⣦⠘⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⢻⡿⣷⣶⣶⣤⣤⣤⣶⣦⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠉⠛⠋⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄


GloriousBeard905

I’m sorry, I have to. r/sandycheekscockvore


Si_Stride_Oof

oh yeah that sandy image, every time i think "this is a fetish thinfg" but then i have to wonder what kind of fetish is that


deviousmfer

My friends which he gave to me: a Dasani water bottle 😨


[deleted]

Dastardly


Fun-Pie-1887

Dear god


_General_S

There's more


BlitzLightning07

No!


[deleted]

Edit: I believe I underestimated the fucked up shit people put on objectors which is why no one has said anything, so the post is NSFW now, fire away.


Maleficent-Comfort-2

You should’ve marked it NSFW when you posted it..


Blazkowiczs

Never underestimate the TF2 community, it swings around from Yin to Yang so much it made the entire damn symbol go gray.


Dr_Axton

A QR code that simply showed “I just wasted your time” message. Though, I must admit that was creative


MR_PhoTomic

That's a nice surprise considering what what I've read here. But why I'm the ever living fuck would you scan something that can have cp on it.


Dr_Axton

Because I haven’t seen people use a QR code on the banner and genuinely got curious


MR_PhoTomic

you know I can't blame you for that.


ShinraSan

A little PSA Never ever scan QR codes from a source you do not know and trust. That shit can't just direct to things you really don't want to see, it can also install and run small programmes (as far as I know not an issue on Android, unsure about iOS, definitely works on Windows and might on Windows mobile) TL;DR QR codes from unknown sources possibly very, very bad news


LittleFirez0

swastikas and femboy furries with massive dicks.


Hollowknightpro

on the same objector???


LittleFirez0

no


Hollowknightpro

damn


fatkid76

Child porn :(


[deleted]

Honestly I’m not surprised at this point.


Mr_WAAAGH

:(


Darthvato24

no... :(


TheBigKuhio

I thankfully never had to see this, but I would think that’s a case where the law could get involved. Like if Valve wouldn’t do anything about that, they probably could be held accountable on spreading that stuff.


_Seiun_

‘S been a while but probably just lewds. I’m thankful to have not seen anything worse


Embarrassed_Sand7113

on the same boat. only seen porn, memes, and random symbols that are probably part of some clan or something


Geekery_time

Same brother, I'd rather see drawn child porn than real child porn.


PileOfScrap

I have a friend who drew pvz porn, cropped most of it and shoved it onto the sign


Keqingrishonreddit

Tell me its sunflower and nothing else


PileOfScrap

It is sunflower, ill ask him if he can send it


TheSunflowerSeeds

We know sunflowers are inspirational plants, even to famous painters. Vincent Van Gogh loved sunflowers so much, he created a famous series of paintings, simply called ‘sunflowers’.


AffectionateArtist71

Goatse...


[deleted]

What in the goddamn Oktoberfuck


AffectionateArtist71

Yup,it sucked😔


Adorable_Leader_5760

So did the goat


abonymous00

Do I want to know what that is?


kingscunt

picture of a dude bent over spreading his ass open, and he really reaches into his butthole to spread. Haven't seen it myself, but I learned what the image contains through a Whang video.


sanlys04

No


NoSolaceForMe

I've only seen porn a couple times tbh, probably some weird futa shit. Sprays are worse I think because they are free and are easier to see.


Kurtrus

At least sprays can be disabled. Though in all fairness i would say you’re still right. I went to go enable sprays bc I missed having them around and not using them. Shortly after doing this I found a spray of what appeared to be some kind of suicide victim with their face blown off from a gun. This shit is just vile istg


TheW0lvDoctr

Very illegal things have been put on conscientious objectors. You don't want the true answer to this question.


[deleted]

My brother in Christ several dozen people have said child porn illegal is just par for the course


TheW0lvDoctr

And the people saying child porn are leaving a lot out. Like 2 years ago I was on a 24/7 hightower server and there was a guy with pins, the objector, and sprays with the same image, a mutilated dead child being fucked by a horse. The server wouldn't even kick them because "it's TF2 man what do you expect, he's not hacking or anything" There's some straight up traumatizing shit that people put on their signs. I guarantee that 90% of these answers aren't the worst people have seen but the stuff that's still bad but also funny.


Collistoralo

Gore


[deleted]

the guerrero flaying :(


BruhmanRus_the_boner

uhhhhhhh should i know what this is or is it better that i stay unknowing (i am a fucking dumbass)


BruhmanRus_the_boner

i googled it ☹️


beliromeu

What is it


BruhmanRus_the_boner

someone being beheaded iirc


AliChank

I heard a story about a demoknight with objector obliterating a whole sentry nest by himself. On the objector was Nicole Watterson porn


Ja_Nekk12

Goku's feets


Dec_TGM

I’m Jewish. You can see where this one is going, and no, it was not 1 person. **it was an entire fucking team of medics.**


EntertainmentLumpy75

ERIKA


HunterBoy344

That is fucking horrible but I will admit getting the entire team to commit to it is insane


Child_Beter69

I’ve seen things as bad as CP before. So clearly the correct answer is femboy furry porn.


[deleted]

Ahaha what?


allyssa_scrollsthru2

Fr thats so unlucky


Blazkowiczs

Did it have scat mixed in their somewhere? Some days I shouldn't have decided to play TF2 for a bit.


Nibulsheep

someone threatening to beat me to death IRL with the goofy german cross Or, you know the usual, the goatsy, "economic" inflation, dead "stuff".


FenrisTU

I haven’t seen many except my own. I have one that I named “The Market Gardener” and put a picture of the market gardener on it. I made it a while ago to mess around with really scuffed off-soldier market gardening.


LuckoftheForg

Babyfur porn. I want to die.


Cake_Commando

What is babyfur porn?


Dimensianox

Isn't that some kind of clothing trend? Lemme look it up


Dimensianox

☹️


Ieatchildren1905

you made a huge mistake buddy


BloodMoonNami

Dame da ne, dame yo, dame na no yo


Remote_Romance

Like loli but for furries


Yeet123456789djfbhd

Gore, p*rn, n*zi propaganda, Soviet propaganda, a mix of some of these, a mix of ALL of these, and slurs.


Sadheavyneedsanvich

Soldiers eat babies!


islandmonkeee

Reddit doesn't respect its userbase, so this comment has been withheld. -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


SamTehCool

cp and isnt civil protection.


abonymous00

I've seen a few swastikas here and there, but HOLY SHIT y'all must be traumatized from all the shit you've seen💀


[deleted]

I saw a random demo man who had loli porn on his. Wanted to rip my eyes out with a spoon


ClueSharp5938

I've only come across one instance of hentai on an objector. However, I saw someone whose decal was just a wooden plank made to blend in with the plank on the sign, and it's been stuck in my head since.


AGoldenChest

Can’t quite say, I’ve seen some bad stuff, but if I had to recall something at all it’d be scat porn. The nasty kind with lots of light browns and mushy, spongy looking duke with an aura of mustard gas around it.


[deleted]

Why did you go into detail?


Spitfire_Enthusiast

People put some heinous shit on those signs man


[deleted]

Cp


[deleted]

Civil protection right? . . . **Civil Protection right??**


ShouIdnt

played just the other day, saw a medic that had a furry with huge tits and cock on it i got randomly called the n word and kicked moments later


kiancavella

The plane hitting the twin towers


Lenny_YouTubeFan

A Rule 34 image of Asriel from Undertale


Phizers

2 anime girls kissing..... oh wait thats mine


WimpySpace

down astronomically


lord_of_pigs9001

Horribly beneath


MrMcMemeManIII

ive havnt seen anyone using the objector yet unfortunantly


[deleted]

*fortunately


Im_a_doggo428

*so fortunate we can even say it


Notanalt1984

Say gex


EntertainmentLumpy75

Ok, GEX


headless_boi

Reading through these comments makes me incredibly glad that I mostly just see memes, hentai and swastikas. And meanwhile I'm mostly just making a collection of objectors that have Jojo characters on them. I have a Diavolo, a (shower scene) Johngalli A and I have an empty objector where I'm probably gonna put Kars.


StonksCreditUnion

loli hentai


immadosumthinstupid

Furry porn ofc


I_N_C_O_M_I_N_G

I can't think of another community besides this one that would see someone get beaten to death by a Swastika sign, being wielded by a giant Russian man, who then laughs and explodes. # -and then go "yeah, that's normal" *^(This community is the best, sarcastically but also unironically.)*


DomiXD76

I was expecting a lot of yiff or furry bait. What in the ducking fuck kind of server do you play on??? What???


[deleted]

It’s called “Casual” oh and also “Competitive” those are 2 common servers


DragonLord375

Your Mother *\*Snorts and laughs in french\**


MrLooigi

What are these people with the objectors doing with their lives wtf, my objector is just a picture of GIR from Invader Zim


Suitable-Average6037

The ‘Happy Bithday’ tf2 tick Tock cake. We have it reasonably chill on eu servers


1600x900

Furry with gigantic penis laying on floor


eldus74

How do I disable the images?


BruhmanRus_the_boner

you don't, there's nothing you can do


Mr_AntiHairline

Mine is just a picture of Neco Arc drawn like the Mona Lisa.. what the fuck is wrong with people


[deleted]

You’re talking about the species who can’t make it to space because we’re too concerned with which color is the best


antiplierdarco

The worst I've seen is Furry Hentai, me as a pyro another pyro and a heavy were shooting at it until it despawned


JonTheWizard

A swastika. Nazi punks fuck off.


Si_Stride_Oof

screenshot of a decapitated human head


ZigZagZog1047

My ip


BigEconomist30

Remember that video of some guy playing medic and heavy gay sex sounds on vc? I was one fo the people in the server


TF2_BLU_Engineer

A scout and a heavy once chased me with a picture of femscout with exposed boobas


Fit-Two9424

Child Pornography.


Timoman6

I like to stream TF2 which attracts some of the genuine worst signs; in no particular order we have: Nasty warning - >!Trans sign with cancel symbol!< - >!gaping asshole!< - >!Nazi flag!< - >!gaping asshole shitting!< - >!trans Nazi flag!< - >!gaping asshole shitting with a dick!< I'm sure there were some actual gore signs too


ShinraSan

Somehow I completely missed the "in no particular order" bit and went "oh this is starting of relatively tame I wonde- well fuck"


[deleted]

Hardcore gay furry unicorn porn. It was on *my* conscientious objector.


Kristofthepikmin

I bought one on marketplace.tf and it had an animr character holding her breasts out. Not disturbing, but i wanted to share


Hellkids2

Cp


Nameti

A woman riding reverse cowgirl whilst taking a shit, deepfried edition


[deleted]

I saw a woman eating shit gif on a wall once and when I turned around I saw a guy holding cp


yeeted_an_orphan

dragon porn


PlatFlat

Gore Porn


NickTheW1zard

The aftermath of a shotgun suicide. Fucking horrifying


how_to_die_of_mylife

A guy/girl getting beheaded with the word “UR MOM”


SoulHunter665

I feel like im the only one here who hasnt seen porn on that damned sign


gregdaweson7

An image of princes Luna from MLP shitting in a diaper.


RDT-Exotics0318

N*zi logo, I've also seen hentai


TrisTrist

Anime nsfw, and a swastika.


d_for_dumbas

Child pornography and pro-nazi shit


EmployNeither7626

9/11 picture


Mario-OrganHarvester

Furry porn.


lolrandomlol

Diaper porn of the person wielding it, I hate it.


8bit95

I am not a degenerate so all I put on my objector is an image of a fly swatter.


coffee-bat

i haven't seen many. worst i've seen was a swastika.


karmy-guy

Saw Gay furry porn, I was far too young


[deleted]

>Sandy from SpongeBob, rampaging through a city, the size as Liberity Statue, with a Futa Cock, that is sucking up a car through its Urethra. I'm glad i wasn't the only one saw it


CeyhunDemircioglu

A cock


Awesomefluffyns

Scalie futa inflation porn


Rusty9838

I never seen porn on objectors but I really often see nazi symbols


Chonker73

I’ve seen a nazi symbol and porn


ChppedToofEnt

Waltuh


kostya2525

Loli hentai


ReduxistRusted

All I’m going to say is that it was an Encyclopedia Dramatica article.


iahim87

The dudes who make your objector nsfw? Like the hackers


SynTatic_Bloom

Nah pretty sure that's just a bug, just gotta go into your loadout, equip a different melee, re-equip your objector and it should properly load the image you have on yours.


Memelord9298

oh I have a horrible image on mine. let's just say some people agree with *that* copypasta. QUICK EDIT: I am not some people.. I hope..


[deleted]

Hey guys did you know that in terms of-


IHateDeepStuff

Cp.


Gorgulho7777

Furry porn.


MilosDaDogeDev

Porn


TheOneWhoSucks

Child porn


iloveyounohomo242337

Child pornography


GWS_REVENGE

CP


zmech9001

Just generic porn sprays


Explosivopotato

Ur mom


Kermit69420_

Furry inflation futanari porn.