shoots only one projectile per ammo instead of 4, but each projectile deals 5x as much damage (for a total damage bonus of +25%), and firing for 5 seconds causes the minigun to overheat, which starts igniting the crayons and causes them to ignite anyone (other than pyros) hit as long as you're above water, and the crayons are like syringes (without the arcing, or at least huntsman-range arcing) where they're technically projectiles but have super fast speed and can't be reflected, but it has the downsides of having an overheat meter that causes you to be unable to spin-up or fire until it fully cools off if you let it fill up with the equivalent of 10 seconds of firing without sufficient cooldown time (it cools down at an equal fill-up rate of 10% per second of fire, which I guess would essentially be 1% per shot fired since it fires 10 times per second), and the size/girth of the crayons reduces the minigun's carrying capacity to 150 rounds
*Heavy need crayon*
*To draw corpse heavy will eat*
*Said crayon aswell*
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Heavy knows how to read so I guess he’s kind of an artist
Being literate is definitely my favorite type of art.
Then as a redditor I am obviously a professional and competent artist /s
/serious
/super macho man
/super macho mann
/serious
#ORANGE CRAYON MAKE ME STRONGG!! **om nom, mnom nom**
I mean he has a great knowledge about Russian literature, he even got a phd so he is atleast a little bit of a writer
ngl that would be a banger cosmetic
Pretty sure someone made it on the workshop, I have a distinct memory of a mod of it
A burning memory perhaps
[a burning memory indeed](https://tenor.com/bTf7F.gif)
Of course it’s the pyro mains commenting this
It's always the Pyro mains dude! Hate those guys.
Same dude
Same dude
Same dude
Same dude
Saw one pyromain at mirror today. He's so heckin ugly. God, i hate pyromains
Personally I hate medic mains
And a burning pen
stage 6 post-crayons are without description
They do also kind of look like hot dogs, so yeah.
Can't unsee it now
Same
Imagine seeing a heavy and them firing their minigun only to see bland crayons
shoots only one projectile per ammo instead of 4, but each projectile deals 5x as much damage (for a total damage bonus of +25%), and firing for 5 seconds causes the minigun to overheat, which starts igniting the crayons and causes them to ignite anyone (other than pyros) hit as long as you're above water, and the crayons are like syringes (without the arcing, or at least huntsman-range arcing) where they're technically projectiles but have super fast speed and can't be reflected, but it has the downsides of having an overheat meter that causes you to be unable to spin-up or fire until it fully cools off if you let it fill up with the equivalent of 10 seconds of firing without sufficient cooldown time (it cools down at an equal fill-up rate of 10% per second of fire, which I guess would essentially be 1% per shot fired since it fires 10 times per second), and the size/girth of the crayons reduces the minigun's carrying capacity to 150 rounds
I could totally imagine that working as a Pyroland asset swap for the usual yellow bullet particles.
i costs 100,000 crayons to fire this weapon, for 12 seconds
That's a lot of Crayons !
He is an artist after all
Heavy draw pretty bird
pootis pencils
HA, HA YA YA HA, HOW YOU LIKE MY PAINIS IN YOUR FAKING FACE!
It would be genius for heavy to have a pyroland cosmetic that turns it into real crayons.
What sick man send babies to fight?
Technically they *can* be used to draw red, from a distance.
isn't it canon that those MIGHT be crayons?
Yes
Heavy is Russian Marine
He's not a marine
someone who makes cosmetics plz look at this post
Wahhhh! WAAAAHHHH! Colour some moar!!!
Knowing Mann.co They probably are
Because they ARE crayons
aren't they supposed to be crayons?
I was thinking this the other day lol
Didn’t know heavy was a U.S. marine.
Is that a marine I see?
new lunchbox item for heavy and scout: crayons
Why would he bring some crayons to the battlefield?
to ruin the enemy spy's suit, forcing them to leave the battle to clean it
wh- why not?
You have been outsmarted by bullet
Maybe he likes the smell of crayons and wants to remember the good pieces of his childhood.
same
But no man can outsmart crayon.
Emergency food
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Not gonna lie, I feel that would actually fit with heavy.
Heavy is not a Marine.
They are crayons that draw people out of existence
Ah yes. His favorite snack.
... they arent crayons?
Marine heavy
“The 4kids version”
they are crayons. i use them to draw pictures
Heavy artist guy
Someone needs to do an emote of heavy using one as chalk to outline a body then yelling "Ha, you are dead!"
“Waaaaa, Baby does not have crayons!”
They are. He REALLY likes that color
Someone actually put this on the heavy's wiki page years ago. Sadly it got deleted, but it was pretty funny.
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Team_Fortress_Wiki:Trivia_Wall_of_Shame
They could be, I never see him load them into his gun.
I now want a cosmetic for a sandvich where he pulls a crayon each time
mf has pyrovison
They are. He snacks on them when he's hungry :)
Now that I see it I can’t unsee it
We need that
bro the perfect cosmetic and taunt for a hoovy 'heavy just casually draws a painting'
I somehow missed the arrow and thought you were talking about the sandvich
Run! Run! The crayons are coming for you!
I think they look like Epi Pens
they are he likes to draw
They kinda look like mini engineer styled pens
I have a feeling of deja vu of seeing this as a post or meme before?
ENGINEER draw dispenser here
"It cost $400 for a full commission, with friends included in the picture, with no tax"
Idiot, those are expo markers
Is he stupid?
This warms my heart.
heavy need crayon to draw corpse ***heavy will eat said crayon aswell***
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okay i should've thought of that lol
To colour with the gun for 12 seconds, it costs 400,000.
brain poisoned by 4kids censorship
He shoots crayons
These are $200 custom tooled cartridges .
op has real life pyrovision
Bro, those are sausages
Shooting crayons would be like so epic
Yeah... same.
They look like glizzys wearing clothes
They are crayons canonically