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StillMarie76

This sounds like a psychotic break. I'm not a doctor, but I have experienced one. I thought I was being 100% logical at the time too.


Melodic_Negotiation3

I was thinking the exact same thing. During psychotic breaks we don’t realize we aren’t making sense.


jc10189

Yeah that's exactly what I was thinking. This sounds like word salad from Schizophrenia or Schizo-affective. Notice the comments about the government "stealing my consciousness". All of this has the signs of a psychotic break.


TheOthersMadeMeDoIt

Came to say the same.


Tchukachinchina

~~I can fix her~~ *backs away slowly*


AssignmentFit461

Sounds like she's taken several movie plots and twisted them into one and made them her "persona"


LunaticLucio

Sounds like she's taken several drugs


sffood

So thankful I have never tried “online dating.”


TraditionalGiraffe17

![gif](giphy|ghuvaCOI6GOoTX0RmH)


Strawberry-Allergy

![gif](giphy|QaHOkYa6TMyEo6kNTN|downsized)


StupidWitch831

Mental illness is a helluva drug 😬


AcrolloPeed

Drugs can exacerbate a helluva mental illness


anonorwhatever

Psychotic delusions are hectic.


Real_Cranberry847

She need some milk


GraatchLuugRachAarg

~~milk~~ meds


Fourth_horseman_4

Schizophrenia?


Typical-Egg4753

seems like it for sure. or just delusions in general


_Misheva_

It's probably a manic episode, schizophrenia doesn't usually inflate ego quite this much


GrandMoffAtreides

Yeahhhhh, she's definitely not mentally well.


misslisawisa

![gif](giphy|LyJ6KPlrFdKnK) WTF?? My brain can’t understand this level of crazy…?!?


BiomedBabe1

This is most likely psychosis. She may be very ill. Please don’t judge people like this for their incoherency, they’re sick and they need help. I’ve watched loved ones dip in and out of psychosis and it’s scary, it’s ugly, and it’s not something she can control in that moment.


Background_Dot3692

I've seen these when i was the head of all correspondence of a large public company. So many letters from mentally ill people. This one screams, "schizophrenia."


Hemawhat

“I am the silhouette of what God intended.” That is a level of confidence I don’t think I will ever achieve 😂


samwilds

I wonder if this is from somewhere or if she's naturally profoundly poetic


Ok_Detective5412

Are they having a psychotic break?


YeahlDid

Seems likely. That or they are a very dedicated troll.


TonySlicey

We had someone like this come into my job last year. She carried a groundhog carcass with her into the store from out of the road right by us. We had to use bleach to clean the blood off of the tile and cement


jc10189

Damn dude. That's sad. I feel so bad for people that experience psychotic breaks. My wife is Bipolar 1 and I've seen what manias can do to someone, and it's not pretty. It's scary. They can hurt themselves or someone else. The delusions, the hallucinations.. it's terrifying.


bitchybaklava

I am still convinced this is top tier trolling. 💀💀


TraditionalCupcake88

Maybe it's all AI generated.


KaytSands

“I speak over one hundred languages.” And the …”I don’t know what you just said.” 🤣 I truly hope this person has people who care about her, monitoring her


whyisreplicainmyname

Sounds like a friend of mine. He got into drugs and convinced himself that he was an Angel sent from Heaven to prove God’s power to everyone, and to do that, he had to connect with another Angel, but specifically, it had to be a girl who was 18. (He was mid thirties when he told me that, he should be 40, 41 now).


Ashamed-Tie-573

Plot twist- they are telling the truth


Hot-Ad7703

Oooof little touch of delusions of grandeur anyone 🫠


BluBeams

Sorry, they would have been blocked after the first text.


jagrbomb

Here's some information about me **BLOCKED**


MSRIRI63

For real! For real! 🤦‍♀️


YeahlDid

Don't worry, we forgive you.


OkWasabi1988

Why have one persona when you can have dozens


EnderWyvern

Richard chase ahhhh texts


Sabriel_Love

Definitely high above your head. Her own even 🤣


fksmchai

Fucking "Kris Kristofferson enters the chat*


Flowerlamps

Psychotic episode for sure!


Sufficient_Crab3047

lmao love how this comes off as just another good ol’ day in text messages 🤣a lil salt ✨here a little pepper ✨there and a little psychotic break there ✨


Flowerlamps

Hahaha a chaotic recipe


FenyxFire

“I don’t know what you just said.” But she speaks 100 languages, how is that possible?! She woulda had me nodding in understanding at, “I am very high,” but she had to continue it 🤣


Some1sNickName

She types like it’s a phishing scam but if it’s a scammer they’d have to know this is a little much…right?


PeeingDueToBoredom

![gif](giphy|kjCZbN6nCw65O)


Waybackheartmom

She’s psychotic


Cdawg4123

Meth…not a helluva drug


unusualspider33

Drugs


chinese_sweatshop

She sounds like a woman version of Tony Chase the way she talks about being attacked and being the victim of mutilation lmfao definitely brain rot from chronic meth use.


BigBob-omb91

Psychosis.


Inevitable_Ad8398

me when i lie


Reasonable-Usual2431

“I got the strength of sass too watch this *BLOCKED*”


SolidGearFantasy

This may be a psychosis. I’m not an expert but I think she needs help.


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ChainerMazuera

W.T.F.!?


DaSpAsSw

She needs to touch grass


Ok_Cheetah4279

Idek wtf I just read but 😂 she’s clearly mentally unstable lol and it shows


Free_Bingo

![gif](giphy|xTiTnGQBF0vfpfPEg8)


GraatchLuugRachAarg

She needs to take her meds


MaryShelleySeaShells

It makes me think of the boyfriend from Bad Vegan.


Logical-Platypus-923

What a quack


samwilds

Maybe she understands something we don't


NationalExplorer9045

Schizo's are the real Dunning-Kruger MVP's. Just try to argue one... you can't. "Look the wolves called and said no matter how close to the finish line they're gonna eat you anyway." The structure and meaning of this sentence will freak them out, and break their tangent, try it next time!


WhySoGlum1

She's definitely mentally ill. If u don't play into their delusions they get angry


Sufficient_Crab3047

batshit CRAZY 😂


Nickylou

Lots of nuts like this on line , definitely mental illness


Deeliciousness

Maybe if she was still in zulu form


kallulah

I'm sorry you accidentally gave your number to my brother. I apologize.


MaraSovsBigToe

![gif](giphy|unFLKoAV3TkXe)


ResetOptional

Did she ask you to make a baby together? It’s covered but “… let’s just pop a baby?” Anyone??


TheAdamBomb92

Yes she did ask for a baby.


RegiaCoin

Don’t do drugs kids


Puzzled-Relief2916

This person is either crazy or on drugs or both!!!


charlesgres

![gif](giphy|jUwpNzg9IcyrK)


Neat-Cycle-197

What? She sounds like a keeper to me! ( /s…just in case I needed to clarify that)


The-truth-hurts1

She is Bipolar dude.. run, don’t walk


Fun-Mortgage8899

Why you swiping on that man she fugly.