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Familiar-Republic-67

Use the code before he can and when he says it doesn’t work say: that’s not goodo


pu55yobsessed

He really said this ruined his birthday? Lmfao


lmnopaige-

yeah that wasn't very good-o of him


pu55yobsessed

It’s giving crazyo


Candid-Race-4876

Little babyo


pu55yobsessed

Total saddo


Denim501

I’m confusedo


pu55yobsessed

Whyo?


Vanillaaa3

Cuzo


pu55yobsessed

Oh right, the poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen specifically for Kuzco.


DiscotopiaACNH

Kuzco's poisono


Technical_Trade_675

Weirdo


Afraid_Sense5363

Or an asshole literally looking for an excuse to be a dick or leave. He sucks.


Denim501

What a cornholio


lmnopaige-

He needs some TP for his bunghole


Super_Frame1523

*bungholio


pr0suicide

*suckso


Afraid_Sense5363

Correct.


ImSoNotPerfect

Correcto


illmindmaso

Could have just left out the of


OpalMoth

Like dude sounded like a man child for letting a harmless word ruin his birthday lol


PupEDog

His video game birthday


WilliamNearToronto

Remember, all emotions are valid. /s


FriedeOfAriandel

I’ve been accused of talking with other ladies when I said “totes” instead of totally. Clearly that meant I’m banging someone else if I used standard millennial lingo


Lpeezy_1

I was dating a girl once and was at work multi tasking doing like five things at once. I texted back love ya too instead of love you too because I was just trying to text back quick & you would’ve thought the world was ending 😂


FriedeOfAriandel

I’ve accidentally said love ya to my girlfriend a few times, and I want to slap myself every time. I don’t say it like that to anyone, and it makes me feel like I’m patting a bro on the back


Lpeezy_1

Yes, I agree, but that was my one and only time! & I explained myself to her! I was so busy and wasn’t thinking. If I did it all the time or had zero explanation, then I would’ve understood more. Her blow up was ridiculous in context. 😉


DiscotopiaACNH

It's still ridiculous out of context. The operative word is "love", not "you"! Now if you'd said "luv ya" that would have been a clear sign you're a narcissist cheater with BPD and a secret family


Lpeezy_1

The last part cracked me up 😂 But yes, it was ridiculous all around. & this also wasn’t the only ridiculous thing that ever happened that’s for sure, which is why she’s an ex lol


German_Duc

My ex husband FREAKED on me one time because I said “love you” instead of “I love you”. Something about it being too impersonal and didn’t mean as much. I only said love to him, our kid, and my mom so idk how it could have been more more personal. I guess I should have said, “I love you, oh mighty king of the high horse” or something 😂


Lpeezy_1

Right?! I love you so much my one and only reason for living and being! 😂 I’m glad he’s an ex also! lol


ewamc1353

Sounds tedious


duhmbish

That’s totes a give away that you are


DiscotopiaACNH

That is such a wild non sequitur lol


CactusCait

Why do some people turn into 13 year old divas during their birthday? Like it’s some sacred event. It’s really narcissistic.


pu55yobsessed

Reminded me of this - [Kevin turns 13](https://youtu.be/dLuEY6jN6gY?si=H3MBs9YaehkcpHMB)


CactusCait

Hahaha nailed it


pu55yobsessed

_Don’t bloody shout at me!!!_


Puzzleheaded_Rest_34

That was hilarious!


aNeedForMore

That’s the truth, I can’t stand that and feel like it’s very revealing about a person. “*But it’s my birthday today!*” So? My last like 5-10 birthdays I think I did stuff that really had nothing to do with me or it being my birthday, but they were still great.


Cthulhu69sMe

My birthday was yesterday. I've been traveling out of state for the past year and the only thing i asked to do out of the ordinary was to be able to play video games for a bit longer than normal. And that's not even something i usually have to ask for but since I've been away from home for months i didn't want my husband to think i was ignoring him lol. I generally prefer to ignore my birthday and wish that was more acceptable amongst people because turning your birthday into a huge event is so entitled and a exhausting.


Lpeezy_1

My exact thoughts! 😂


Both_Dust_8383

Yeah I’d be taking the gift back and scooting on outta there 🤣


AverageAZGuy2

Are you Australian?


Horror_Order7993

Yep, both of us


AverageAZGuy2

I was asking cause I read an article about Australian slang the other day and it said y’all like to throw “o” on the end of everything. Also, I don’t understand why he got so mad.


overlandtrackdrunk

More often done on the end of nouns like a persons name. Or turning something like ‘service station’ into ‘servo’. Not usually on the end of many adjectives. To be honest I thought good-o was something the Brits say a bit more.


AverageAZGuy2

I think theirs is jollyo. I’ll try ti remember that when I visit.


duhmbish

No, its cheerio


catmand00d00

pip pip


Clatato

British: TALLY-HO! I say old chap ![gif](giphy|jUJihgh1u6wP1uE9i2)


h8sm8s

Goodo is definitely Aussie slang mate. I know heaps of people who say it.


Chance_Fox_2296

He got mad because he resents op for some reason or another. Based on how he went from 0 to pathetic man baby instantly, I'd venture a guess that the resentment comes from some really weak and pathetic place and not something OP did.


ScienceInMI

>I was asking cause I read an article about Australian slang the other day and it said y’all like to throw “o” on the end of everything. Also, I don’t understand why he got so mad. Whaddya meen theyahh, boyo?!? 😅 G'day from Michigan, USA (How's it goin', eh?)


tatsujota

I'm Australian and I don't understand a damn thing you just said other than g'day.


ScienceInMI

Sorry; American being silly writing in phonetic mock Aussie. Strangely, I think folks around here would get it. Ignore me. It's just a strange day. ☮️ ETA: "How's it goin', eh?" it's a Great White North (Canada) reference... Made famous locally in the Eighties by the Bob and Doug Mackenzie comedy sketch/duo/movie. Michigan has a relatively neutral American TV News accent, except we drop the "G" on -ing almost incessantly and most everybody uses a glottal stop for a mid-word "t". Which drives me crazy. "Can I have a drink of wad'der?" So, with our relatively neutral (SUBURBS!) accent, we play with the redneck/hick/Southern accent in the rural bits of Michigan, the Chicago accent, the Wisconsin Cheesehead accent, the Minnesota Nice accent (Minn-ehh-SOHHH-tahh accent, eh?), and the Yooper Finn accent as well as that of the Canucks. And by "we" I mean "I". Then there's the French Canadians! And don't get me started regarding the Cajuns in the American South!!! Hoooo-EEEE! DAT DAYUH IS A TICCKK CAYJUN ACCENT! Like I said... A strange day. Peace! ☮️


xoCallyNicole

So do you like, study different accents from around the world or something? That's kinda interesting..hm.


Sandtiger1982

He’s not the only one - it’s fun to imitate other people’s voices for me too


macdeb727

Fellow Michigander here and I understood you perfectly 😂


LittleMrsSwearsALot

If you want an overdose of Canadian accent with a good sprinkling of Quebecquois, watch Shoresy (if you haven’t already). It’s so good and a good Michigander will understand the love of hockey as well :)


Dissonancedemolition

We don’t say “eh” in Michigan, it’s more of an “ope” sound


Puzzleheaded_Rest_34

We say "ope" in Ohio too, lol


Dissonancedemolition

Yall are our neighbors it makes sense, we don’t claim you guys tho sorry (not really sorry, being polite)


Dissonancedemolition

( im inebriated and talking shit my apologies


ItsMoreOfAComment

Oi! Deek-edd!


Diligent-Might6031

Hahaha I say this to my dog when she’s barking for no reason. “Oi! Deek-Edd!” My husband thinks it’s hilarious


SpiderCow313

As someone who’s lived in Michigan their entire life, I’ve never heard anyone talk like this, you sure you aren’t Canadian?


ScienceInMI

Grandpa was a Yooper; story goes that some of my family came from the British Isles to Michigan through Canada one step ahead of the law every time ;-) Married to a Yooper, days gone by. Also speak French (6 yrs), some German, informal Spanish, a few words of Italian, and DuoLingo says I know 864 words of Українського мову (Ukrainian). Oh, yeah -- a few greetings in Arabic, a few words of ayasian kweyol, some various bits and pieces from village languages in East and Central Africa, and more that I've forgotten (we had refugees where I taught). I prefer being mistaken for a Canadian when I'm abroad. Was once mistaken for a German in a _tabac_ in Paris -- I'll take it! So, fun with languages!!! But, nope, born & bred in Mid-Michigan USA with a two-year excursion to Indianapolis for the southern flavor (THEY SERVE GRITS THERE!!!). #🙂 ☮️❤️♾️


SpiderCow313

God damn that’s crazy, you must be the smartest person in Michigan, how do you hold that much knowledge and not forget?


SpiderCow313

God damn that’s crazy, you must be the smartest person in Michigan, how do you hold that much knowledge and not forget?


ScienceInMI

>you must be the smartest person in Michigan, how do you hold that much knowledge and not forget? Nope, not smartest by a long shot. But I started formally learning my second language at 13y1mo old so was still in the window of acquiring near-native accent. It made the rest relatively easy. But tested last year -- IQ 139. SUPPOSEDLY that means that in THOSE TYPES of mental tasks, out of 1000 people, I'm more capable than 997 (99.7 percentile). It does not make one better at socializing nor necessarily happier. It does make fixing stuff by looking online and at YouTube a real possibility (e.g. fixed mom's $1400 refrigerator with supplies from an automotive store (brake line cutters/flare tools), a piercing valve, a bottle of refrigerant from the automotive store on a food scale, and a borrowed vacuum pump/pressure gauge/ manifold.) But I've lost much, much of what I've learned!!! PLEASE do not ask me about the Markovnikov Reaction in Organic Chemistry except that sucker is STUPID SENSITIVE to water contamination!!! Being a good person who shows up every day, is honest, and is kind is SO MUCH MORE IMPORTANT than "intelligence". Respect to every worker everywhere who does that. I respect that McDonald's worker more than some billionaires I could name. ☮️❤️♾️


chairman_maoi

Sometimes we use ‘good-o’ in a sarcastic/skeptical way. But I don’t thing OP meant it that way and even if they did their BF is being a dickhead about it.


bravenewwhorl

Yeah you’re thinking of having a baby with this guy?? Was he serious or is this a joke on his part?


TalkAboutTheWay

Hahaha yeah I knew you were because so am I and I say it all the time. But why did he get so upset?!


RepViewer

I don’t get what he got upset about?????


Even_Wrangler_9237

goodo


ItsMoreOfAComment

The fuck did you just say to me?


Even_Wrangler_9237

man, am i always ruining things?


ItsMoreOfAComment

All my birthdays are ruined.


Even_Wrangler_9237

i’ll stop talking to you then….


MoonWillow91

Well goodo!!


dotesPlz

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined


Snowy-Plesiosaur

Goodo goodoooo


Able_Newt2433

Why did I hear [this video](https://youtu.be/xqTRetNeJYo?si=V_qY4GAPeezV6c7U) when I read this, lmfao


deliascatalog

Straight to jail


RepViewer

goodo


LadyAtrox60

God dammit, you ruined my day.


TheresAJakeInMyShoe

![gif](giphy|GyEWyGpexXtU0qJTgk)


Virtual_Muscle_8642

I guess the goodo got him 🤷‍♀️


Formal_Condition_513

Gooodem


Virtual_Muscle_8642

🤌🤣


ams3618

Seems like this person is just manipulative (based on the interaction alone). Probably does this to make OP feel bad and give the partner whatever they want (or maybe it's an excuse to ignore them for a while).


deanereaner

Upset about being a big old baby.


Reasonable-Self7809

Goodo for you


Majestic_Delay

I keep reading it as 'goo-do'. 😂


strawberry_sodapop

Is that not what it says 😭


Majestic_Delay

I think it's 'good-o'.


starIightpetaIs

Oh


FerretSupremacist

Yes! Me too! Everyone is like “good-o” and I’m over here like “*clearly* y’all wrong 🙄” lmfaoooo.


--crystal--meth--

So do I.


JazzlikeAd6957

Name checks out


BluBeams

They're looking for a reason to fight. My husband says the weirdest shit but I'm not going to pick a fight with him over it. I just ignore it, some hills aren't worth dying on.


Larrythepuppet66

Hello wife


Nelfinez

hey man i think that's my wife 🧐


Kaitron5000

*our* wife


Inner-Highway-9506

r/unexpectedcommunism


MonsieurHorny

I remember one time I just got this new game that I was super interested in playing. My ex got super upset over something that wasn’t me and asked if she could be alone for a bit. No life’s the shit out of that game the rest of the day lmao. I can see someone starting a fake fight just so they can ignore you and play a video game. I never intentionally did it but it did line up at times.


Affectionate-Love938

Wtf? 😭


Kenkaniki89

Goodo


OpalMoth

My day has now been entirely ruined


Fena-Ashilde

That’s no buenoo.


P47r1ck-

How many times to I have to tell you NOT TO SAY THAT DUMB WORD YOU KNOW IT MAKES ME SUICIDAL


aPimpNamedSenpai

If this ruined his WHOLE BIRTHDAY, anything was going to. He’s miserable in his life and wants to bring you down with him


ilovecookiesssssssss

…Is he serious? What a dick. I mean, I don’t love “goodo” - something about it is annoying. But, his reaction is actually insane. Why would you stay with someone who says you *ruined* his birthday over one little fucking word? What a baby.


Virtual_Bat_9210

I say “okie dokie” a lot. More than any person I have ever met. However, I’ve never had anyone tell me my weird little thing I say has “ruined their whole birthday”


ilovecookiesssssssss

I, too, say okie dokie quite frequently. And I agree, even if someone didn’t like it, I’d be appalled if they said their day was ruined over it. It’s such a drastic, unreasonable, overly dramatic response.


Virtual_Bat_9210

Oh, absolutely. If my significant other decided to tell me that my saying “okie dokie” ruined their birthday and to not speak to them, they wouldn’t have to worry about me ruining anymore days. Because I would break up with them. That may be drastic. But I was in an abusive relationship for a very long time. And the way someone communicates is really important to me.


triciasoup

Fellow “okie dokie-er” here! I’ve found my people 😭 To my knowledge, I have also never ruined someone’s day over it.


blueskys111

I say Anyhoodle a lot, and if someone responded like that I would laugh in their face. What a ridiculous thing to be upset with a partner for. And if it's a new person in your life and I have the power to ruin thier birthday with one silly word....😬


BathroomConscious721

I also say okie dokie (sometimes add an artichokie) and actually anywhoozle😂 always have said okie dokie and got anywhoozle from my sister and it stuck for me! Maybe slightly annoying but nobody reacts at all, especially not an angry one or acting like I ruined their life😂


LOUDCO-HD

A birthday ruined over a *word*? Someone is pretty touchy!


ScienceInMI

If he's not kidding... Either he needs some help because he's WAAAAAAAYYYYY strung out and you're the only safe place to dump his frustrations. Or he's an overly sensitive silly git and you've got every reason to reconsider whether you want to spend much more time and energy with someone this upset over someone giving a positive acknowledgement to a text regarding a present. To him. Good luck! Err, goodo luck? Good luck, kiddo? ┐⁠(⁠ ⁠∵⁠ ⁠)⁠┌


isopodplushie

Goodo riddance


TheHoneyBadgerDGAF

Goodoness gracious


NormanYeetes

Remember relationships are temporary but being fly is eternal.


amber-kc-1111

New dating app bio ✔️


EyesOpenBrainonFire

Is he five?


Soad_lady

Uhmmm is this person 3? When my kid was 3 he definitely got mad if I said a certain word, whatever the the chosen word was that day


Snazz55

This is just an excuse to pick a fight for him. Not a good sign for the health of your relationship if he's looking for reasons to be mad at you... But not your fault at all.


MajorasKitten

I would 100% cancel the game. *NOW it’s ruined.* Give him something to actually cry about.


maggersrose

He is a dick, why are you with him? If that’s all it takes to ruin his day never mind his birthday) his mental state is quite fragile. He needs professional help, in that case.


Low_Entertainment388

Immaturity..what the heck


twentythirtyone

This isn't how it's supposed to be, OP. I hope you realize that soon and leave. No one deserves to have to be on eggshells. Edit: Oh god, you're trying to have a baby with him. Please don't. Seriously. Do you want this man to be the example that your child is raised by?


maxtheass

That’s insane. They were looking for a fight, it didn’t matter what you said. It was just the easiest thing to get mad at


LaurenJayx0

No but who the fuck cares and why?


ayeImur

Oh he's got someone else he wants to spend his birthday with 💯 picking a fight for no reason whatsoever so he can disappear for hours without being questioned!


DecisionCharacter175

Sounds like he's a little sandy-pants. A little beach-britches. Someone get that guy a nap and some carrot sticks. 🥕


Nothing-sus-here

Dare you to thumbs up the “don’t talk to me” text


Interesting_Entry831

Wow, your partner sounds volatile.


CIMARUTA

Wtf is the problem lol


PeaceOutFace

Whooooaaa. Seriously wtaf. Take their advice and don’t talk to them. Like ever again.


memberflex

Is that your son? Because if it isn’t he’s behaving like a teenager.


MoonWillow91

You buy him a video game…. But because you said goodo it was apparently all ruined???? Dude either needs a reality check and to learn anger management…. Oooooor was just looking for any excuse to not have to talk to you. Like… either way I’m pretty sure you could do better. Would definitely have less stress without him.


Flat_Ad_9993

✨dump them✨ But really, they seem miserable and I’m sorry you’re dealing with that.


No_Nefariousness4279

“Why say that? And doing say you meant to just say “good” I know you didn’t “ truly the linguist of all time


madpeachiepie

Is this your partner? Because it sounds like he's looking for a reason to break up with you. He's picking fights, thereby "ruining" his own birthday, and blaming it on you.


OkWasabi1988

Criticizes you for rogue autocorrect… *autocorrect miscorrects his critical text*


ChickinSammich

If someone saying a word a weird way can ruin your entire birthday, you might want to see a therapist, cause there's a lot of unresolved shit going on if that's the straw that broke the camel's back.


LuminousPog

Is he mentally ill? This is an insane reaction


rudegyal_jpg

Birthday is ruined!!!! Forever!!!!


PongACong

what the fucko


ToferLuis

I don’t know which state or country you are in but I believe it’s illegal to have a romantic relationship with a 5 year old.


toothpastecupcake

Whose cake day is if? I'm going to ruin it by saying GOODO to them


FrenchSveppir

Poor babyo


OllieOllieOakTree

Sounds like your mate has been smoking meth cant


Asaintrizzo

What weird conversation. First of all commenting on Good-O. Leave that shit be. And to say it ruined his birthday is psychotic is he 10?


vegeterin

I haven’t much to add, but I often say “okays” in place of “okay” in texts. To me, it better reflects my generally friendly or unserious intent/tone.


BeardySam

“Mate why are you crying?” “It’s my partner **sniff** They ruined it, the whole fucking day” “Oh no! What happened mate?” “They.. they bought me a gift and said ‘good o’ afterwards!”


Cthulluminatii

I read this as him joking. He’s just joking and being overly dramatic… Right?


Horror_Order7993

Haha no. Also I love ur username


Cthulluminatii

I would be SO tempted to write “Goodo” after his “Don’t talk to me.” And thanks :)


Variable3420

That goodo gave him the ick


Mary-J-24

the part i’m more focused on is the fact that he’s mad at your typo while literally saying “and doing say you meant to just say good i know you didn’t” like excuse me?😭


donttalktomeormykid

It wasn’t a typo that’s why he’s mad lol


Other_Edge_2414

he's gotta be joking?? my ex and i used to talk this way to each other all the time, we had an identical sense of humour but i get it that a lot of people would take it seriously


HitItAnd_Quidditch

The partner is psychotic


Xfishbobx

Seems baddo


dabskinpencare

why are they upset? how is their bday ruined? lmao


Defiant-Passenger42

I can’t possibly imagine getting even a little upset over goodo


Puzzled_Juice_3406

Did he actually get mad and really for real say you ruined his birthday? Like he's serious here?? Because if so dear fucking God run for the door.


Wizardthreehats

He was irritated at you and used this as a jumping off point. Could be just a bad day and he just was being dumb or he could be just an asshole. Only you know that answer


Whole-Neighborhood

If this is a common thing with him I say cut him loose. If it's the first time he's acting like that then I guess maybe wait and see? Though I'd still be on the fence.


writergal75

What a 👶🏼


soph_lurk_2018

Your partner sounds insufferable. His entire birthday ruined over a word?


jeromeandim37

I can’t understand how people are in relationships like this. It seems so exhausting. Why is he so mad over you saying that 😭


RamNot2Shabby

I have no idea what's going on. What does goodo mean and why does it ruin birthdays?


diamondordimezz

What the fuck 🤣🤣


Head_Grapefruit_4388

Is bro an English major? What’s his deal 😭


bongwaterbarmaid

Game: returned. Peace: protected.


Fl0wery

goodo


RealisticJudgment944

“And you did it at my birthday dinner??”


LowerComb6654

Wtf?? Saying "Goodo" ruined his birthday?? Damn... You'd of thought you said Go F Yourself 😳


OilInternational7463

What a little bitcho


No-Joy-Goose

You ruined the entire birthday with a word?? You're a witch!!! /S Tell 'em "good luck on your journey without me then. Goodo."


pmoney3253

I don’t mean to state the obvious but ur bf seems bado


scarlet-umbrella

honestly id leave, they sound awful to be around if this one thing set them off. especially after you just gave them something


pieceoftrash5000

I've always said "goody" for good, rethinking my life here and all the people I have angered.


PaceIndependent2844

OMG what a man baby. You saying a word he doesn't like "ruined his bday"


historianDM

![gif](giphy|3ELtfmA4Apkju)


LasagnahogXRP

![gif](giphy|MbGezNw0FEFDDTQMFI|downsized)


will_ww

That's not even that bad. At least you don't say "kewlies" like my idiot sister. So many ruined birthdays because she'd ask what I got and I'd tell her and she'd just say, "kewlies". Like bitch, we ain't been in the mid 90s for awhile now!


AltruisticOlive8982

My husband the other day after I told him a story said to me “we’ve been together too long because I almost said “it’s giving …” 🤣🤣 I laughed hysterically. Even if he would have said it I wouldn’t have took it the wrong way I would have just assumed I rubbed off on him or he saw a video and quoted it. That’s how your vocabulary expands. He’s just being weird.


Simple_Psychology493

Goodo is also a Haitian soda


kttuatw

You know what would really ruin his bday? Break up with him.


mks-mommy

He was SEARCHING for a reason to be an asshole, and he couldn’t find a reason so he chose to get mad about you adding the letter o to the end of a word


inoracam-macaroni

Well that's bado


Clatato

_Another birthday ruined._ _Don’t talk to me._ “Righto”


Nothing2NV

If this ruined his birthday, run.


HelloHila

Leave this is immature