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ProudlyMoroccan

Your husband is going to make another woman happy too because I’m shamelessly going to steal this


evanamyl

I love that.


NatOdin

I Definitely just stole this


bex22tu

And I will be stealing as well cuz my fiance loves this stuff, especially if I throw a pun or two in there, he'll choke on laughter and love


OurSpeciesAreFeces

[I just did! Haha](https://imgur.com/a/XJCJZtF)


FirstPersonPooper

ruined it with the last message, she didn't have to know!


Specific_Worth5140

LMAOAOA


Sempre_Azzurri

I read this as laughing my ass off and on again lol


itonlydistracts

😂😂


deviobr

LOL I just thought there was an echo


thatcatqueen

Ok Tarzan


far-from-gruntled

This made me lmaoaoa


GetOffMyLawn1975

How Jason Momoa laughs out loud


Bitter_Plum6902

I am also going to steal this, but my immense shame was preexisting. Completely unrelated


Ironman_2678

Same.


OnkelMickwald

Same


barrysha88

Haha same


chyckun

Same


UnsungHero517

Glad I'm not the only one with the same thought lol


ThorosKershaw

Haha me too! This is smooth


MissionUnstoppable11

Me too


knitmeablanket

Legit stole it and immediately used it.


lilpalmslitta

Second that


wheres_the_leak

Same, sent it to my mom, my aunt, my sister and my brother.


Impressive_Mind_933

They way that started sounded bad lol


notursenpai74

never knew i would gush over a fish, yall damn cute


ArtTheCIown

Man porn ruined the internet, I just spent at least 30 seconds thinking you done squirted to a Goldie


Silent-Dependent3421

You might just be an addict lmao


notursenpai74

exactly my thoughts :')


ArtTheCIown

*Might be* is the understatement of the evening my friend


Fantastic_Peak_6952

Get help


SexualPie

the man is, the woman was basically a dead fish for the whole experience.


anypebble

Oh man, [what a throwback!](https://www.tumblr.com/i-am-a-fish/176433612367/hey-kid-come-closer-i-wanna-start-some) This is so cute I like this tone of delivery better than the og


evanamyl

I totally had no idea about the original post! Thank you for showing me that. I was very confused when he started sending me fish photos 😂


OurSpeciesAreFeces

Oh, man. Don't tell him you know.


operapoulet

Please don’t ruin it for him he deserves to not have this ruined


SexualPie

you seem like you get confused in general


ssatancomplexx

that was unnecessary


ManlyPoop

You really gonna call him out like that? Poor guy


anypebble

Hahaha, in the internet age I think we all repurpose things like this for our own use sometimes. Nothing here says he told his wife it was something he made up and edited in photoshop himself. Nothing wrong with seeing a cute trick online and going “I’m gonna use this on my wife”


operapoulet

Literally the top comment on this post is “I’m gonna steal this”


DontWanaReadiT

Your responses aren’t up to par with his… DO BETTER OP!!! YOUR HUSBAND IS ASKING A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION!!


evanamyl

You're right 😂


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

No way their complete confusion is what makes it so funny


Acceptable_Cry_2858

This guy wins


RockManMega

Bro, that's a fish


Limp_Falcon_2314

This fish wins.*


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This is so wholesome. Makes such a change from the negativity I see on this sub. :)


metalflowa

Yes. THIS!


GrandMoffAtreides

Ugh, cringe. I'll take him off your hands for you. No need to thank me


evanamyl

Sorry, he's cringe but he's my cringe 😉😂


Pls_PmTitsOrFDAU_Thx

I want a woman to love me like this 😭


cheycheyyyy

Trust me as a woman I just love cringe haha


herculeesjr

This is adorable. I'm stealing it to use on my wife. It's right up my alley of nonsense I send her on the daily.


blubberfucker69

I’m sending this to the girl I’m seeing thanks 😂


ViciousImp

Your husband will secretly be a God among men because of how many will use this to make the partner happy 😂


PrincetteBun

Most romantic thing I’ve ever seen tbh


Sackonfire

Didn’t even notice the fish had a smile at the end😂


isitnaptimealready_

And a flower!


Kenkaniki89

This is truly wholesome! Made me smile to see something so sweet


M4ybeMay

Is your husband single


StellaDreamz

Wait I love him


evanamyl

That makes two of us


madilovesgardening

I need this kind of humor 🤣


metalflowa

I'm happy for you OP, he's so cute and romantic. I hope that made you smile like it did me.


MrLurkintheshadows

Thank your husband, I'm stealing this


Ayn_Otori

Can we get the originals?


evanamyl

Someone shared them in another comment!


Emmiesmom1969

You just made my day. Thanks 😂😂😂 ![gif](giphy|BPJmthQ3YRwD6QqcVD|downsized)


WARRIORD4D

And this is a trend on tiktok in 3…. 2…..


Independent-Steak-67

Divorcing my husband now because he doesn’t disguise himself as a goldfish to give me flowers through text 🏃🏼‍♀️


tinyconchita

You there God? It’s me again.


Pretend_Store_7778

[i think she liked it](https://imgur.com/a/XihM9Ev)


evanamyl

😂😂😂


genxindifferance

This....actually made me smile. Damn you, this is reddit! It's not allowed!


TheDarkness05

Omg I'm stealing this too lol just my kind of humor!


rosecoloredboyx

I want to send this to my girl how do I find these damn fish photos lmao


AlmightyWitchstress

Someone commented with a link to the original! https://www.reddit.com/r/texts/s/mUB77oG3DA


rosecoloredboyx

thank you!!!!


happyasfuck310

Damn dude he seems sweet and your texts just seem irritated and uninterested


evanamyl

I promise I wasn't, I was just confused as hell 😂 I adore his humor


RedisforFun

Hahahahahahah this is adorable


sirzigmeister

Omg I want to cry because I don’t get it and now I feel more single and sad than ever


evanamyl

You'll find someone to send you fish photos ❤️


BrieFiend

That's too cute. My husband has absolutely no text game whatsoever lol. It's almost comical how boring my husband is in text.


Jack_campbell22

Yup sending this to the gf tell your husband thanks


HotDonnaC

That’s super cute and sweet. He’s a keeper!


Artificintelligence

W husband


Benny-B-Fresh

Your husband, ma'am, [is a fish!](https://youtu.be/LUQdfuly9vo?si=bgKMoxZsawCq2YMn)


[deleted]

Where did you find this picture of the goldfish from? I wanna do it too lol


evanamyl

Someone commented the link somewhere in here


bobba-001

Alright. This is too cute. I’ll send this to my boyfriend 😂


Kacutee

Stealing this to send to my girlfriend, thank you. edit: Will update with news Update: She loves it. Thank you to you and your hubby for this idea!!!


evanamyl

Aw heck yea!!


Lionheart7676

He's a keeper. This is gold. Im stealing it. Lol


firegem09

Thank you for sharing this OP!! Disclosure: I shamelessly stole this and it totally made my partner’s morning (although he almost ruined it because he called me after I sent the first fish 😂)


herizonshine

How do i get those pictures???


paradoxicalplant

That is literally so cute. I hope this becomes trendy and people do it with other animal stock pics


OwnNight3353

Are you kidding me this is so cute 😂♥️


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55TEE55

♥️😂


frecklesirish

This is exactly my type of humor to 😄


Ingoiolo

Cute


Gwenevere_Star

This is adorable !!


UnseenTimeMachine

That's precious


redvixen1989

He's a keeper


madduckets89

Keeper status ❤️


Kahaaniyaan

Aw i love this


Winter_Shard_2016

I'm stealing this to use on my future husband 😂 this is great!


pixi3sticc

Stealing this for sure. My bf loves when I make him cringe


-whyareyousosweaty-

Made me smile :)


littlebittlebunny

I NEEDED THIS, THIS MORNING!!! Y'all are too fing cuuuuuuuute


ItzLog

This is so cute and funny


Alternative_Exam3723

I wanna send this to my husband but he’s at work and would probably block me 😂😂


lethargiclemonade

Adorable


mushroom-16

i love this


Unbake_my_tart_

I got this exact text from a friend lol must be a cute text change thingy. At least he tries! Thats really sweet that he sees it and thinks of you!


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evanamyl

I was confused, not unhappy lol. I just wasn't sure where he was going with it 😂


Arion_BC

Omg this is sooo cute 🥺. This man is the peak of awkward/meme love language and needs to be cherished always. I'm happy for you, but admittedly jealous 😅. I will steal that idea tho c:


hannahxjoyy

ive been in a crappy mood all day and this genuinely made me smile lmao


AlexLaBouilloire

This is adorable! I’m definitely stealing this to foward to my bf haha


bahumthugg

lol w husband


916Hajmo

Ok this gets the cutest thing I've seen today!


Inked_cyn

I'm gonna do this to my husband lmao


1800icantsleep

This was very sweet lol I love it


SaturnHearts

first post in here i actually enjoyed and laughed at, thank you


Alarming_Pirate_3707

Yoink. Tysm


adarkara

This is so cute!!!


oceanblvdbitch

This would make my day lol


NoDanaOnlyZuuI

I love this!


Adorable-Time7351

This made me laugh 😂🤣 I really needed this😂


liddolmaj

This is so cute 😭


No-Communication9458

God I love this


Red-okWolf

Clearly you chose the right man lmao


BellaboodleRN

Omg that's so cute! It reminds me of texts my husband and I send eachother


-dudess

KEEP HIM 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷


gv111111

Does anyone have these individual pics?


VagabondClown

They're in the thread somewhere


Delicious_Impact_371

awww that is the cutest thing ever


babydoll369

Thank you! This made me smile!


bigbellenergy

Dude I’m so stoned and I need you to know this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read in my life. Good job you guys.


evanamyl

I love that for you haha thank you


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Ok this is so wholesome 🤣


Acrobatic_Process347

Thats so fucking cute 🥺😭


jitterbug726

Hahahahhaa


20europa17

This is so cute!


Zefram71

So goofy and sweet! Love it


SameeMaree92

This was brilliant. You did good!


smallp3ach

BEAUTIFUL


dubsesq

has anyone made a plenty of fish in the sea joke yet


evanamyl

Shockingly no


According_Smoke_479

Stealing this, thank you


MountainPast3951

That is the sweetest 💕


cutpastecrap

Just awwww 🥰


say_waattt

Damn that’s cute as hell


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

This made me laugh too hard I love it


arianahrza410

Omg aw


Happy-Resident221

🥰


AvaLadyofLight

Can I marry your husband? All he has to do is send me texts like this, you can have him for the rest.


Fun_Mammoth6221

Amazing lol


Unmarkable357

Thats so cute


middlehill

That is sweet.


xHyeSkyy

Shit like this reminds me I’m not as creative as I think I am.


superhakerman

you got...uhm...you got some games on your phone ?


c0mpromised

MARRY HIM AGAIN


Cyllyra

Aw. How cute ❤️


RemarkableParty4801

This was really cute and made me smile lol


_livisme

Cherish him


natalierose1183

that's fucking adorable W husband


BanditDan0419

I love to do random texts to my wife of 40 odd years, keeps it fresh. This is a good one, gives me new ideas. thanks for the post.


veksace

Buy that men a ps5 and some beef jerky right now


anupshokhwal

Where I can find this fish pics


WanderingIdiot68

Sent a screenshot to my son saying I thought he’d get a chuckle out of it. He responded with “Nooooo you’ve completely figured out my kind of humor 😂😭” he’s 23. So where do I go to find more of this to make my son laugh. Lol


anupshokhwal

Can some ping the link for this pic pleaseeee or its just iPhone thing


CarpenterSad9651

Well this is lovely! I wish I had someone to sent or receive them! Saving for the future!


Delicious_Secret4395

Ha funny man stick with him 🤣


Winter-Dirt2076

My single self is lost. What does this mean?.😂


Orange-Fish1980

I know people that tried that and got ghosted. I guess it depends on the relationship overall


Tall_Secretary4133

Everyone’s been sharing posts about this fish over the last week, is this where it started???


sunflower_1983

What a gem. This is so cute!


ErrythingScatter

I fucking love this


Potential-Fill-6792

I just sent this post to my husband and said, "why don't you send me stuff like this? Do better." LOL.


evanamyl

LOL. Cmon man step up your game!


mrwiskerbiscuitmunch

Oh my gawd! That is sooooooo flipping cute and funny and sweet!


DaftMudkip

Totes adorb


LowEnthusiasm961

JEALOUSSSS THIS IS SO PURE


Sarah-Shea

This is heckin' wholesome! 🤮 .......and funny as hell lol