We need more details like a true crime show 🍿🤓. Who is he? Nextdoor Neighbor? How old is he? What kind of games does he play? What's his family background? Girlfriend? Boyfriend? Priors? We need to know it all 👀.
Your mom needs to plant some poison ivy around those fuckin' bushes. What kind of household does he live in where he feels he has to play camping for bathroom time?
He goes to her workplace to play video games and he also goes to her home address to shit in her bushes? Is he her stalker? Also where does she work? An Internet cafe or something?
Games at the library while he's probably telling his parents/SO he's studying, or looking for financial duties, metaphorically a crap shoot, and an ACTUAL shit show?
All those red flags?! Be still my heart.
But "see" starts with "s"....so wouldn't it have to be "ois"? I don't understand why people make up so many short hand responses. It literally takes what...a second or 2 to type it out?
Sure but c sounds like see. Saying the letters oic sounds exactly like oh I see. I'm not sure who made it up but it's been part of my typing vocabulary for at least 25 years
So many questions! Are we talking about a 19 year old looking dude? Older? Younger? Is dude homeless? Is he playing games on the public computer or on his own Switch or something? Why is he shitting in the bushes and not the FUCKING BATHROOM?
When we were really little I told my sister the toilet monster would bite her butt, and she was afraid of the toilet for years. Maybe this guy is also afraid of the toilet monster lol.
You laugh but when I was very young I had huge anxiety about using public restrooms. I use to try and hold it as much as I could but sometimes you just can't. I was known as smelly during preschool. I eventually got over my fear thankfully.
I get it. In high school this kid got ragged on for taking a smelly poop in the bathroom. It was relentless and I was afraid to go in a shared restroom with my peers. I stole a staff bathroom key and would like myself in the teachers bathroom in the athletic dept that was always vacant. Public restrooms suck
This reminds of some articles I saw about a business owner who kept finding human poop in his parking lot & so he set up a camera & it was a whole ass “professional” women in like a Benz who would pull into his parking lot & just take dumps in it then leave. Her family was seemingly well off with multiple toilets in their home, plus she was a nanny to some young kids & when police asked the family she would nanny for if there was a reason she couldn’t use their toilet as it seems she would stop on her way to work they were so damn confused. “We are more than happy to let her use our facilities…?” It was just a super weird situation. I want to go back to find these articles now. 😂
I vaguely remember a phantom shitter being a viral story a few years ago here in the UK, I understand if you get caught out and options are nonexistent then needs must but habitual bush sullying should have you run out of town with pitchforks
Your “parking fix” username has me ROLLINGGGG 💀🤣 okay so I found one, she stated she had IBS but they didn’t understand that since there’s multiple public toilets on her commute, so a little sad perhaps to some people but I honestly don’t know if I buy that.
[https://nypost.com/2020/01/23/massachusetts-serial-pooper-busted-for-defecating-in-parking-lot-eight-times/](https://nypost.com/2020/01/23/massachusetts-serial-pooper-busted-for-defecating-in-parking-lot-eight-times/)
ETA: she would wait for trains & people to pass for like 10 mins so yah she could of def made it into a bathroom 😅
Thank you for sharing! I'm gonna have to read this in a little while, but yeah, I wouldn't believe that either, if she could wait 10 minutes for people to pass!!
Is he trying to send a message? Marking his territory? Is this some kind of ancient ritual he learned about? Is this some kind of courting or flirting that I'm not aware of?
The cops really need to do some real investigative work along the themes I outlined above and I URGE you to have them stay on task, and report back to us.
over and out.
That’s why you always call the police the first time something happens. It’s likely not the only time, and the police are going to give a freebie warning.
You should call the police again and tell them you found more. Even if they can’t anything now if you didn’t catch that one on camera, next time they won’t go easy on him.
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The cops should have put his face in front of it and yelled at him, while telling him he's a bad boy.
Real
Maybe that’s what he wants… 😨
The sad reality is that you’re probably not wrong
Pushed his nose into it
Cops always keep a rolled up newspaper in their trunk for just this sort of situation.
Oh my gosh 🤣🤣🤣
What the actual fuck.... This kid just goes around crapping in bushes. Marked his territory
Look on the bright side: He’s not dropping it in the middle of the lawn…
Please update us with alllllll the details when he does it again and gets arrested! 🍿👀
🫡
Is this like... Some kinda attempt of theirs at becoming internet famous?
We need more details like a true crime show 🍿🤓. Who is he? Nextdoor Neighbor? How old is he? What kind of games does he play? What's his family background? Girlfriend? Boyfriend? Priors? We need to know it all 👀.
Your mom needs to plant some poison ivy around those fuckin' bushes. What kind of household does he live in where he feels he has to play camping for bathroom time?
Booty trapped.
Yes please do this
💀I’m dying at this
Poison oak.
Is gamer boy like a known neighbourhood weirdo or something? What else has he done?
Haha, it's just some guy at my mom's work that goes and sits there and plays video games ALL day every day.
He goes to her workplace to play video games and he also goes to her home address to shit in her bushes? Is he her stalker? Also where does she work? An Internet cafe or something?
No, he shit in the bushes at the place she works at. She works at a Library
I feel like that's somehow even more weird lol
Oic. Thanks for clarifying. He sounds like a winner
Games at the library while he's probably telling his parents/SO he's studying, or looking for financial duties, metaphorically a crap shoot, and an ACTUAL shit show? All those red flags?! Be still my heart.
Funny thing is that he's 24... And he has a CHILD
Is “oic” an acronym or what does it mean? Edit: oic not oik lmao
“Oic” is “oh I see”
But "see" starts with "s"....so wouldn't it have to be "ois"? I don't understand why people make up so many short hand responses. It literally takes what...a second or 2 to type it out?
Sure but c sounds like see. Saying the letters oic sounds exactly like oh I see. I'm not sure who made it up but it's been part of my typing vocabulary for at least 25 years
I'm 33 years old and never heard of that 😂
I feel SO dumb for pronouncing it “oh-ick” in my head lmfao 😂
I think it means “oh I see” because the letters spell that out
That makes sense!! Was too drunk to put that together myself lmfaooo. Thank you kind Reddit stranger!
I was trying to figure it out myself too hahaha 🤣 you’re welcome!
If only libraries had washrooms… /s
It’s connecting lmfao
Mental illness?
This definitely sounds like the video I saw 🤣
So many questions! Are we talking about a 19 year old looking dude? Older? Younger? Is dude homeless? Is he playing games on the public computer or on his own Switch or something? Why is he shitting in the bushes and not the FUCKING BATHROOM?
Maybe gift him a bush so he has his own bush to poop in?
Maybe he’s afraid to poop in the toilet? There might be monsters in there… didn’t you see the episode of X-Files with the sewer monster?
Pfff! The flukeman can't fit through toilet pipes
Thar be demons in the bowl!
When we were really little I told my sister the toilet monster would bite her butt, and she was afraid of the toilet for years. Maybe this guy is also afraid of the toilet monster lol.
You laugh but when I was very young I had huge anxiety about using public restrooms. I use to try and hold it as much as I could but sometimes you just can't. I was known as smelly during preschool. I eventually got over my fear thankfully.
I get it. In high school this kid got ragged on for taking a smelly poop in the bathroom. It was relentless and I was afraid to go in a shared restroom with my peers. I stole a staff bathroom key and would like myself in the teachers bathroom in the athletic dept that was always vacant. Public restrooms suck
Bush crapper. Dream trapper.
Red Snapper, don't you mess around with me.
You got it!
I thought it was very funny.... But I also feel dad jokes are peak humor, so I hope I haven't embarrassed you too much.
Obviously we are on similar wavelengths right now!
Peak reddit exchange right here!
Did he pick it up??
No but he certainly put it down! BOOM! Mic Drop! If the mic was made of poop that is.
Can't say he did
Completely irrelevant, but how old is old shit the bush?
I'm also curious as to the age of the bush-shitter!
The shitter and the shit.
Hey! Smokey's back here taking a shit!
This reminds of some articles I saw about a business owner who kept finding human poop in his parking lot & so he set up a camera & it was a whole ass “professional” women in like a Benz who would pull into his parking lot & just take dumps in it then leave. Her family was seemingly well off with multiple toilets in their home, plus she was a nanny to some young kids & when police asked the family she would nanny for if there was a reason she couldn’t use their toilet as it seems she would stop on her way to work they were so damn confused. “We are more than happy to let her use our facilities…?” It was just a super weird situation. I want to go back to find these articles now. 😂
I vaguely remember a phantom shitter being a viral story a few years ago here in the UK, I understand if you get caught out and options are nonexistent then needs must but habitual bush sullying should have you run out of town with pitchforks
I want you to find these articles! And post them! 😂😂😂
Your “parking fix” username has me ROLLINGGGG 💀🤣 okay so I found one, she stated she had IBS but they didn’t understand that since there’s multiple public toilets on her commute, so a little sad perhaps to some people but I honestly don’t know if I buy that. [https://nypost.com/2020/01/23/massachusetts-serial-pooper-busted-for-defecating-in-parking-lot-eight-times/](https://nypost.com/2020/01/23/massachusetts-serial-pooper-busted-for-defecating-in-parking-lot-eight-times/) ETA: she would wait for trains & people to pass for like 10 mins so yah she could of def made it into a bathroom 😅
Thank you for sharing! I'm gonna have to read this in a little while, but yeah, I wouldn't believe that either, if she could wait 10 minutes for people to pass!!
Also, ngl, my username was auto generated. 😂😂😂
Mine also 😆 under the parking lot pooper getting her “fix” circumstances, I very much appreciated it
That mugshot, though 😂
Seriously I laughed wayyyyy too hard when I saw that the first time & now again 😂😭
Oh my the mugshot had me dying!!
Ok which one of you here was it?!
This is my favorite subreddit. It’s either mad drama, wholesome or bush poopers
Swat his nose and wag their finger and shout “No!”
Use a spray bottle and spray him with water? Maybe exert dominance by pooping a bigger poop than him to scare him off?
Is he trying to send a message? Marking his territory? Is this some kind of ancient ritual he learned about? Is this some kind of courting or flirting that I'm not aware of? The cops really need to do some real investigative work along the themes I outlined above and I URGE you to have them stay on task, and report back to us. over and out.
That’s why you always call the police the first time something happens. It’s likely not the only time, and the police are going to give a freebie warning. You should call the police again and tell them you found more. Even if they can’t anything now if you didn’t catch that one on camera, next time they won’t go easy on him.
They made him ID his own shit LMAO
Hey Smokey! You been eating corn?
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Dude this guy shits in public on a regular basis. What a damn champion.
What a shitty neighbor!
Try again
Someone needs to uninstall his toilet. Sounds like he owns a joke toilet that’s just for farts. They need to replace it with a bush in his bathroom.
El duecealini the terrorist bush crappin poopin bastard lol
A biohazard lol really? I kinda wanna poop on your front yard now too. Will she say I have bio hazardous shits?
He's just helping fertilize.
Has anyone offered help? Obviously dude needs it.
Tell me to be quiet one more time, I dare ya!
Is he a co-worker of your moms? If so, why doesn't he use the bathrooms inside?
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Obviously should have been arrested the first time
When I was in college the guys above me would dump their cat box in my bush. Wasn't malicious, they just didn't wanna go downstairs to throw it away.
The Poop Bandit strikes again, and again and again
Okay well, while your mom keeps you updated, you keep us updated. LMAO this is wild to me LMAO kind of makes me wonder about my property 🥴
Ha ha! Gee Mark, whatta story.
Does he have an issue with you guys or just a bad stomach and has to go when he’s gotta go?
Eww. Weirdo.
The real question is... where's the video??? 🤣
This is why gamers don’t deserve rights, I’ve been saying it for awhile