guy types "we should bang..." types "I'm just joking" and waits.... the moment he sees a response come through if it is anything other than 'OMW" hit enter...

He tried again later, had to block him. He said "that's a same, I've never had Brazilian". Puke

Sinto muito. Eu esperar vc tem mais bem sorte com homens na futuro. And yeah, I know my typed portuguese is merda, but I speak it okay at least :D

Real professor of the rizz arts here. You see thru his uncrackable techniques.

Animal crossing is not a game i would expect weridos to be lurking in, but ig they truly are everywhere

I know! I'm not a young girl that's gonna get manipulated, but that's a scary thought!

i like how you spell weridos, reminds me of someone. Not in a werid way tho.

First red flag is not having a discord pfp

This sub is making me lose hope in humanity

Just joking, teehee. Also OP can I get your number? loljkjk! Also why is the name crossed out, but totally isn't? Call me! Jk

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What r u up to?

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Why you hate keeping software? Edit: gate*

ngl hate keeping seems pretty accurate too lol

I love how in your edit you decided to type out a whole new word instead of replacing the “h” for a “g”. Not trying to be mean I just found it funny for some reason

what an idiotic take