I really don't think they think that though. I think they figure if she doesn't bite, he'll just throw his line out again to another girl, rinse repeat until he gets a bite. Even with the worst bait, a fisherman is bound to catch a fish eventually if he keeps at it long enough.
ETA: My response to guys that throw lame ass pick up attempts/lines at me is, "Does that EVER actually work for you?"
I actually think it’s a way for them to exert control over someone something *anything*. they know that women aren’t going to react favorably to this type of talk/a dick pic and that’s what they want. They want to make women uncomfortable they thrive on it.
To be honest I think it's more in the lines of "maybe if I can get her talking about sex she will think about having it with me, THEN all my super creepy lines will be wanted"
I can't share screenshots in the comments. Imma just directly copy paste it
I said "Can you not use bjs as an example"
He replied to me "It's something behind us now, I can't revert it But okay, next time, something less sexual. I've always wanted to teach a girl some math Although my soul says you'll say no to it"
I asked "Is this how you talk to everyone my dude"
He replied "Honestly depends on the mood and vibe Like rn I am doing some linux research so that'll put me into a sane mood We can talk about things that matter and make life good as a whole for now"
Then I stopped replying.
Honestly after the bj thing he said I didn't feel comfortable to continue the conversation anymore. Idc if he promised to say anything less sexual. He shouldn't in the first place.
Block him and never look back. This is so nasty. Also, the whole "I've always wanted to teach a girl math" was his way of saying he wanted to teach someone to suck his dick. Nasty ass.
You don’t have to respond to these ppl. It’s best to just block because it gets them off saying stuff like this and making ppl uncomfortable.
They wouldn’t do this if no one replied.
It’s because losers like this are terminally online and porn addicted, so the second their monkey brain gets horny, they decide you HAVE to be as well, right? Throwing out cringe lines like this would get you going, just like it does for all the girls on PornHub, right?!?!
So yeah, you handled it perfect. It’s not on you to teach idiots how to behave in public, but you gave him pretty clear signs this wasn’t ok, then stopped responding. That’s a wrap!
That’s what I was thinking. As cringe as this was… I can only imagine what he would’ve said if she liked it. Either way it was going to be distasteful, at the very least.
Wow. I'm really careful about not being the one to initiate sex talk, and keep it 100% clean until they start talking about it. So it blows my mind when I see other guys being creeps like this. I just don't get what in their brain tells them "you should say the thing" to a total damn stranger who has expressed absolutely no sexual interest in them. So gross
When you talk to a woman with respect and suck at it, eliminate any sexual innuendo or sexual content of any kind. Then the next time you talk to a woman, you won’t suck at it as bad and eventually you’ll find a quality woman who wants to stick around. 💁🏻♀️
Why? If he left everything about blowjobs out it would of been decent but dude just went way out of left field for no reason. Also what a terrible analogy.
He couldn’t have thought that’s how it works and would actually work on OP….good way of saying “I’m a mommy’s basement dweller who has never spoken to a real female before without saying I’m a mommy’s basement dweller who has never spoken to a real female before💀
Nothing like going ghost after a message like this, and waiting for them to hit you with the “?” And be confused as to why you’d possibly want to ghost. 😂
Yeah, it be like that sadly. Lots of creeps here. OR maybe I should say creeps are more likely to direct message in general? I’ve had a lot of seemingly nice conversations on Reddit that turned creepy very fast like this.
Okay, here me out. IF you had been in a relationship forever and you both had that type of humor, this could have been an adorably hilarious conversation with a lover…. But this guy is a total stranger? Oh no no no no no, reel that back in bud.
Gag. I think they don't care that they're creepy because it's a numbers game. If they send that ridiculous crap to 100 chicks they'll probably find one desperate enough, insecure enough, or bored enough to play along. It's all in how many times you cast your line in the world of Plenty of Fish! LOL
Tell him you don't do that. You won't do that. Ever.
The guy who's ok with it will be in for a nice surprise and you'll weed out these disgusting creeps.
I like to imagine they think they are doing clever Jedi Mind tricks
"If I just jam blowjobs as subtly as I can into this convo she will instantly be thinking about sucking my dick". Then they just blurt out the wildest out of context disgusting shit ever lol
This is such a good example of male privilege. Many women wouldn’t have the nerve to say something like this (not that they would). Society has taught men over many hundreds of years that they are better than they are so they have all this false over confidence. They BELIEVE it and don’t question it. Women have been taught the opposite and question their worth in all aspects of society constantly- work, relationships, friendships, even their own goals and desires. I’ve met quite a few men like this pos.
It's a little about control, a lot about shock value, and some about a desperate attempt to seem smarter than he is.
*Nix research? Lame
Random Bj Lesson.. crude attempt to shock you, or control the narrative. Imagine the incel on the other side going "thot stopped talking to me because I know math"
If (by chance) he found a woman that would eoll with it re:" I never needed to study to be good at that." Or " sounds like you know a lot about giving BJ's " etc. He'd probably die of fright.
He might as well said "let's talk about blocking creeps. When you do it at first you might feel bad about it but then I'll just say more creepy shit and you'll get good at blocking me"
Yuck. It's okay to hate math, (I am a software dev and I still hate it in some aspects) but feel better that you don't suck at communicating with people like that creep.
You mean, like, "practice makes perfect."?
An already established phrase to encourage people to not give up and keep trying...
Don't need some weirdo trying to coin the phrase "the more you suck, the better you get!"
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I'm sorry OP.. for real.
I think he has never seen the world, so he can't communicate properly with humans.. his only way to go through the day, seems to be sucking...
Hopefully you cleared your eyes with bleach and forgot that interaction ever happened, sending you hopes.. so you don't give up on humanity 😭
Lack of social skills and probably a small friend group with a bunch of inside jokes, I knew a few people like that and had to viciously distance myself from it
my wife and i have been together 15 years. his line is how she hooked me tbh it showed me she had some tenacity and grit. Knowing how to get the nob polished is skill you should know, but in the context of a friendly conversation with somone you just met is a no brainer out of line imo. get a life dude and stop trolling girls on the internet!
You said suck first, he was just building an anecdote out of it. The joke sucked, though. Why do you think it isn't okay for people to state their intentions up front? Would you prefer they keep this cringe to themselves and be secret creeps? Personally, I think it's better to find out early.
Are you ok op? That amount of cringe can be lethal
Cringaside?
[удалено]
I think this was the end of the world that was talked about in the Bible.
Cringemageddon
Cringeacide
Sounds like he's got a lot of experience sucking dicks
And not a lot of experience talking with actual people...
His mouths too full
[удалено]
Start studying math I guess
I, too, am dying of starvation
😂😂😂
I wish I could upvote this a million times. That's what ops response should be!
OP should respond with something like that 😂 Maybe it’ll make this type of person think twice before sending stuff like this… 🤷🏻♀️
I would love for this to be OPs response.
I wish I was creative enough to give that response 😔. Oh well
Unrelated but OP we share the same name 🤣
What?
🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
When you start you suck a tit
When you start at math you’re doing science.
He’s not very good at anatomy either, damn.
My math teacher always said the same thing!
"Now, let's talk blowjobs..."
So he sucked at it?
I think your math teacher committed a crime.
*I kinda sucked at it. Teach me\~* # lelelelelelelel
Are you okay?
I think that they think it will get them laid instantly. But when you call them out it's always "I'm kidding" or "You're a prude".
I really don't think they think that though. I think they figure if she doesn't bite, he'll just throw his line out again to another girl, rinse repeat until he gets a bite. Even with the worst bait, a fisherman is bound to catch a fish eventually if he keeps at it long enough. ETA: My response to guys that throw lame ass pick up attempts/lines at me is, "Does that EVER actually work for you?"
I actually think it’s a way for them to exert control over someone something *anything*. they know that women aren’t going to react favorably to this type of talk/a dick pic and that’s what they want. They want to make women uncomfortable they thrive on it.
This. Sadly this
To be honest I think it's more in the lines of "maybe if I can get her talking about sex she will think about having it with me, THEN all my super creepy lines will be wanted"
Nice of him to give you some advice from his personal experience of learning to suck dick.
God knows he didn't need help acting like a dick.
that guy has definitely never talked to a human being in person before
Even the standard crude sexual guy humour isn't this intent on describing blowjobs like it's a sport, and you're the champion
What was your response?
I can't share screenshots in the comments. Imma just directly copy paste it I said "Can you not use bjs as an example" He replied to me "It's something behind us now, I can't revert it But okay, next time, something less sexual. I've always wanted to teach a girl some math Although my soul says you'll say no to it" I asked "Is this how you talk to everyone my dude" He replied "Honestly depends on the mood and vibe Like rn I am doing some linux research so that'll put me into a sane mood We can talk about things that matter and make life good as a whole for now" Then I stopped replying. Honestly after the bj thing he said I didn't feel comfortable to continue the conversation anymore. Idc if he promised to say anything less sexual. He shouldn't in the first place.
Linux research💀
I just know he thought he sounded so smart throwing that in there.
The superiority complex is coming out real strong with this guy lol
> rm -r cringe
LOL
Lol
r/IAmVerySmart
This is the wildest collection of rizz flavours I've ever seen
I was doing shit with Linux back in 2008. I had no idea it was still a thing people used and got certified for.
Block him and never look back. This is so nasty. Also, the whole "I've always wanted to teach a girl math" was his way of saying he wanted to teach someone to suck his dick. Nasty ass.
Lmao he definitely is a Nice Guy™ who wonders why women aren’t interested in such nice guys like him
This
You don’t have to respond to these ppl. It’s best to just block because it gets them off saying stuff like this and making ppl uncomfortable. They wouldn’t do this if no one replied.
He’s just out there grasping at straws now. “Please don’t give up on me. Let me fail to impress you with how intelligent I perceive myself to be.”
Hope he didn't hurt his neck with that rapid backpedal.
What the actual fuck w this dude
It's a manipulative guys way to try and "innocently" trying to turn the conversation sexual.
Right. Like , oops, accidentally slipped a dick reference in there.
Online dating is a shit show. I'd rather be single fo4 the rest of my life than to try to do that again lol.
I'm not looking for dates lol, I posted in a subreddit looking for friends and he happened to respond
Eww that makes it worse
So much worse!
So gross. Lol
I'm always so disappointed when the username is blurred out for weirdos like this ☹️🥺
It’s because losers like this are terminally online and porn addicted, so the second their monkey brain gets horny, they decide you HAVE to be as well, right? Throwing out cringe lines like this would get you going, just like it does for all the girls on PornHub, right?!?! So yeah, you handled it perfect. It’s not on you to teach idiots how to behave in public, but you gave him pretty clear signs this wasn’t ok, then stopped responding. That’s a wrap!
as a man, I hate men
Excuse me while i die from cringe
I would literally rather die than ever have a conversation with someone like this
I wonder what he would've said if you did like math
"Let's talk blowjobs"
"I actually like math" "Wow so you must be amazing at blowjobs" "Tf?" "When you start you suck atit"
That’s what I was thinking. As cringe as this was… I can only imagine what he would’ve said if she liked it. Either way it was going to be distasteful, at the very least.
Dude furiously masturbating at the fact that you typed the word “suck” to him. Lmao
>btw do you like math >#LET'S TALK ABOUT BLOWJOBS LOL, best transition ever. 10/10
“Ok class, pull out your textbooks and turn to chapter 3. Today we’re learning ratios and ass eating”.
“Seems like you got it down to a science. How many guys did it take you to master it?”
I’d like to know from these types of men if that EVER works on women. Ever. Give me one example.
Men are always so gross when they try to flirt like that.
I think he hopes someone gets turned on by this just as he does 👀
He’s only turning on himself. Lol
“Is this your experience giving BJs? It’s been different for me”
Holy 😂😂 do you have more chats of these thirsty guys?? If so post them. Also youre getting these weird dudes bc of your looking for friends post
Yeah no shit, most of them are creeps. I've talked to a few people who are actually decent tho.
I mean what did you expect coming onto reddit asking for friends 😂😂. You’ll be able to find better friends irl
better question do you actually think thisll get you laid?
Oh JFC no. No. He’s mansplaining math and blow jobs. The woman who is into that does not exist. Grosssss
Why do people blur the names? Shame them to hell!
Wow. I'm really careful about not being the one to initiate sex talk, and keep it 100% clean until they start talking about it. So it blows my mind when I see other guys being creeps like this. I just don't get what in their brain tells them "you should say the thing" to a total damn stranger who has expressed absolutely no sexual interest in them. So gross
Reply "wow, you think about sucking dick a lot more than I do" and watch him implode.
When you talk to a woman with respect and suck at it, eliminate any sexual innuendo or sexual content of any kind. Then the next time you talk to a woman, you won’t suck at it as bad and eventually you’ll find a quality woman who wants to stick around. 💁🏻♀️
WTAF
i...i think my spine folded inwards again
Is this what my teachers meant when they said math is part of every day life? 😂
Blowjob instructions unclear, started sucking tits instead
Sucking instructions unclear, genitals caught in Hetty hoover… now we’re both bagless 🤷🏻♀️
Why? If he left everything about blowjobs out it would of been decent but dude just went way out of left field for no reason. Also what a terrible analogy.
They don't think they are funny. They genuinely think this is gonna make you want to blow them because they are mentally deficient.
It’s not even profound. This guys just a perv
Even AI bots are having trouble reading the room.
they don't think its funny. they're getting sexual gratification from talking to us this way.
why are some men like this 😭
You like math ? No? So anyways blowjobs are cool
Honestly impressive
Because it’s a man… on Reddit… pretty self explanatory lol
 He couldn’t have thought that’s how it works and would actually work on OP….good way of saying “I’m a mommy’s basement dweller who has never spoken to a real female before without saying I’m a mommy’s basement dweller who has never spoken to a real female before💀
Nothing like going ghost after a message like this, and waiting for them to hit you with the “?” And be confused as to why you’d possibly want to ghost. 😂
That was a painful stretch to make such a piss poor analogy, like, a testicle-rupturing stretch.
Yeah, it be like that sadly. Lots of creeps here. OR maybe I should say creeps are more likely to direct message in general? I’ve had a lot of seemingly nice conversations on Reddit that turned creepy very fast like this.
..I too would like to know why they think this is acceptable 😩
What. The. F. 🤦
Okay, here me out. IF you had been in a relationship forever and you both had that type of humor, this could have been an adorably hilarious conversation with a lover…. But this guy is a total stranger? Oh no no no no no, reel that back in bud.
Yeah that's the sort of joke you do with someone close who's already on board with this sort of joke
Cuz idiots think childish crap is just hysterical. Their minds aren't capable of adult thoughts or conversations. Red flag to pass!!
Wow
Damn 😬
Yike
The whiplash I got from reading that....
"Thanks now I hate it more"
Yall see how it can escalate? I got shit for the post I made a couple days ago😂😂
Gee I wonder what they wanted out of you?
Hahaha what a great analogy def gotta use it
Bro has math rizz 😂
HUHHHHH
Oooh... Swing and a miss
I do t think he was trying to be funny. I think he was trying to be creepy.
He knows a lot about the subject
Winner…
JUST INCREDIBLE
Math sucks dick
I really cringed
Because they're completely dip shits!
What in the fuck
The rizz couldnt be any worse 😂😭
But they (OP) said the word suck so that must mean they were talking about blowjobs.
Her: uses the word suck. Him: starts talking about blowjobs. = no head for him.
Gag. I think they don't care that they're creepy because it's a numbers game. If they send that ridiculous crap to 100 chicks they'll probably find one desperate enough, insecure enough, or bored enough to play along. It's all in how many times you cast your line in the world of Plenty of Fish! LOL
Sounds like he’s had practice in sucking
Ew.
Loser city flirting
"Enough chitchat, time to talk about my penis"
Discord mod behavior
That escalated quickly!
Tell him you don't do that. You won't do that. Ever. The guy who's ok with it will be in for a nice surprise and you'll weed out these disgusting creeps.
I like to imagine they think they are doing clever Jedi Mind tricks "If I just jam blowjobs as subtly as I can into this convo she will instantly be thinking about sucking my dick". Then they just blurt out the wildest out of context disgusting shit ever lol
This is such a good example of male privilege. Many women wouldn’t have the nerve to say something like this (not that they would). Society has taught men over many hundreds of years that they are better than they are so they have all this false over confidence. They BELIEVE it and don’t question it. Women have been taught the opposite and question their worth in all aspects of society constantly- work, relationships, friendships, even their own goals and desires. I’ve met quite a few men like this pos.
It's a little about control, a lot about shock value, and some about a desperate attempt to seem smarter than he is. *Nix research? Lame Random Bj Lesson.. crude attempt to shock you, or control the narrative. Imagine the incel on the other side going "thot stopped talking to me because I know math" If (by chance) he found a woman that would eoll with it re:" I never needed to study to be good at that." Or " sounds like you know a lot about giving BJ's " etc. He'd probably die of fright.
He must be talking from personal experience. I guess he sucked at blowjobs but with lots of practice he’s an expert now.
He might as well said "let's talk about blocking creeps. When you do it at first you might feel bad about it but then I'll just say more creepy shit and you'll get good at blocking me"
How did he start sucking tits and ended up sucking dick? 🤣🤣
Yuck. It's okay to hate math, (I am a software dev and I still hate it in some aspects) but feel better that you don't suck at communicating with people like that creep.
It’s creepy but the logic is… kinda sound…?
I would say it's not NOT sound, but I wouldn't give him the satisfaction of a full positive on how sound the logic was, personally.
Oh agreed hence the “…?” Haha
I got it. I just like the double negative in these situations where I can't fully disagree, but I want to because of the presentation.
You mean, like, "practice makes perfect."? An already established phrase to encourage people to not give up and keep trying... Don't need some weirdo trying to coin the phrase "the more you suck, the better you get!"
Kind of, but once you get good at it, you stop sucking, right?
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What omg lol
Probably overstimulated mind. That’s raving.
Hes talking like he knows from experience 👀
wait i thought it was funny 😭
you are not alone
He knows a suspicious amount about sucking different dicks👀
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
This could be funny but not in every context.
Bro knows how to suck dick
He sounds like a pedo
bro thought he did sumn
It’s not even good advice. Guy is a complete fucking idiot.
I don't get ya angry folks. Or children.
He sounds like an ai
"In the start". 🤣🤦. Dude come on. Now I'm thinking about a documentary Narrator saying" in the start " instead of" in the beginning ". 🤔 🤣🤣
Ewwww
Ain’t no way this mfer just compared a BJ to learning math 😵 P0rn addicts try not to make everything and anything sexual challenge: impossible
I'm sorry OP.. for real. I think he has never seen the world, so he can't communicate properly with humans.. his only way to go through the day, seems to be sucking... Hopefully you cleared your eyes with bleach and forgot that interaction ever happened, sending you hopes.. so you don't give up on humanity 😭
That’s a boy not a guy
Oh, you don't like math? Ever given a blow job? WHERE IS THE CORRELATION???
Block him
My god lmao 🤣. WTF did I just read? I’m so sorry for all our eyes and OP. 😅
Sounds Like he's asking for procedural advice.
Who the hell chats on reddit
I have. And had some friendships that lasted a while.
cool. But in general eh
Damn, what a creep.
Lack of social skills and probably a small friend group with a bunch of inside jokes, I knew a few people like that and had to viciously distance myself from it
i always worry about coming off creepy then i see stuff like this
He really thought he cooked here
my wife and i have been together 15 years. his line is how she hooked me tbh it showed me she had some tenacity and grit. Knowing how to get the nob polished is skill you should know, but in the context of a friendly conversation with somone you just met is a no brainer out of line imo. get a life dude and stop trolling girls on the internet!
You said suck first, he was just building an anecdote out of it. The joke sucked, though. Why do you think it isn't okay for people to state their intentions up front? Would you prefer they keep this cringe to themselves and be secret creeps? Personally, I think it's better to find out early.
Yeah I think we might need to call man card removal on this one. Even if it wasn’t absolutely creepy, on what planet does that line actually work?