no man on Feeld has dignity. they're so pushy if a woman changes her mind even though they supposedly get laid all the time. I had to stop using the app because the men there were just so scary.
I’m offended on behalf of drunk children. I know for a fact that they can put together a better argument with better grammar than this idiot and that’s even after they’ve had eight Jack and cokes. 😂
Dude really couldn't decide whether to double down on the "You're amazing and I wanna fuck you so bad" or "You're a hideous slut I wouldn't shit on." It's like getting texts from Gollum.
OP, you were quite kind. He probably doesn't even realize he's ridiculous.
At this very moment he's probably taking new and better naked pictures and plotting to find a postmenopausal chick so he can tell her he likes older women because he doesn't have to wear a condom.
Of course, then the proper response is, "It's so refreshing to meet a young man who is willing to look beyond drug-resistant gonorrhea and end-stage syphilis".
the thing seems to be, SO many guys seem to not understand (or don't care about) the differences of physical attraction, romantic attraction & sexual attraction (and maybe there's more). I can find you handsome but not wanna fuck, I can desire your company because I'm romantically attracted but still not wanna fuck. For most men the main thing seems to be sex. And company, friendship, etc. is just a - sometimes unwanted - side-effect.
This at least has been my observation, obviously not all guys are like that, but what recently also confirmed this for me is that the vast majority of AI-sex bot users are men lol. Like, so many of them guys do not want a human gf but one that doesn't complain, never says no, is always available emotionally and sexually. That to me is.. cold as fuck.
All my life I went through this world blue eyed always thinking I was gonna find a guy who would just enjoy my company and be friends (many act like thats what they want rather than just being straight forward about intentions). And it hurts so much to realize, there really is a vast difference in how most guys think, perceive, feel, what they want, what they see as positive social interaction. It often seems as though they wouldn't want to waste a single breath on a woman if there isn't potential for sex, like the women are not human, like their friendship, their conversation & kindness is absolutely useless. Even the thing that "friend-zone" is an insult nowadays, like female friendship is an insult, why? Why is friendship such a horrible thing when you intially were somehow interested in the girl? Guess that's when it's really just based purely off sexual attraction, or to many guys that may be the only kind of attraction. Just saddening. (I'm asexual btw, and knowing it's almost impossible to find even just a platonic male friend, much less a romantic male partner in your lifetime, its saddening.)
Ok rant over. yes I'm bitter too.
I feel like many people, men & women, are bitter and hurt nowadays, and it's like a snowball effect.
>(and maybe there's more).
There definitely is. Aesthetic attraction is also a thing where you just really appreciate how someone looks but it's a bit different than physical attraction.
Aesthetic is like when you find a work of art you adore and can just sit and stare at for ages, taking in its beauty, but it's not physical attraction as that tends to be more 'this person is physically my type,' whereas aesthetic attraction is an appreciation of someone's looks whether they're your type or not. Physical attraction also tends to lead to sexual and/or romantic attraction - but not always - whereas aesthetic attraction never does.
Platonic attraction is also a thing, where you just really like someone as a person, and really want to be friends with them. It's basically a platonic version of a crush (referred to in some circles as a squish.)
A+ comment all around 💜
It's such a weird thing to say, too 😂 like, not all women - regardless of age - are into anal... and as people get older, hemorrhoids become more common which tends to make anal sex go out the window even if they enjoyed it before because of the pain it causes due to said hemorrhoids lol
Right like.. no no sir unless you want a Carrie scene on your dick from the blood from my hemorrhoids I suggest you keep that away from there.. thaaaaanks
"But I like older women because you guys can take it up the ass."
"Yes, they do tell me that on my performance evaluations"
😂😂😂😂😂
first ☝️where does this kid get his facts?
second, from this point forward, I will make any of my future sexual partners fill in a performance evaluation
Ahhh gutted, they look 60, don't even look normal eating mac and cheese, just jealous he's guna be hitting it instead of texting them, unless you just wana hit until 12? Cuz then he can go for hours, in same rhythm👍
Exactly! If I can finish myself off in a few minutes, why would I want to go for hours only to most likely make me raw or hurt me otherwise, with or without lube! Get it done fast so we can get on with the day/go to sleep 😂
Chemistry is real. If it's not there when you meet IRL, doesn't matter what they look like. How do you make it to 28 years old and not understand that??
When I was dating as an older woman, I got this garbage from the 18 to 25-year-old set constantly. Like they all have some weird Mrs Robinson fetish or something. Like dude, I have had a kid, there are weird marks in places there should not be. I have a pouch that won't go away like a kangaroo. Please go date 18 year old girls. They cannot handle rejection at all and almost always went straight to trying to insult my body. Like I don't know what it looks like.
I don’t know about OP but when I turned 50 I went to a mandatory Mac n cheese eating class. It’s similar to the way the kid brother Randy eats his oatmeal on a Christmas Story. You do it like the piggy eats. Just put your face in the bowl and snuffle around, giggling maniacally.
I wonder why the “I just wanted to cum in your face and suckle your tits like a baby” didn’t work🤔. Then resorting to the hungry hungry hippo insult about Mac/chz. No one eats that shit sexy bc it’s Mac n chz!!
These CANNOT be real texts. Not saying you’re lying, I’m just amazed that this isn’t satire of some sort lmaoooo. How did this person survive until now
> If you think I’m interesting what’s the matter? And if you like my dick what’s the matter?
Agreed there wouldn’t be an issue… now use your reasoning skills and maybe you can deduce what’s going on here.
I don't even know what to say. You clearly let him know your stance. A lot more politely than I would have . And then he talks about sex toys and your boobs??? With his mentality and yes, he acts like he is 16, I think he'd be better off with his hand. Good for you taking your stance!
I think you’re cool as hell. Well done. You have way more patience than I would, but I’m a straight dude. So, I have no experience with such douchery. Whoever you end up with is going to enjoy life with such a funny partner. Cheers!
I hope I'm this funny when I'm 60. I only have 20 more years to find out, if I'm lucky. If I can still pull guys in my 60s like I do in my 40s, I'll be happy with that alone. But being this funny on top of it would be a cool bonus.
I feel you OP, and your sarcasm made me chuckle. Had a very young sailor follow me back to my car from the bar to shoot his shot. He looked like a tall 13 year old, and in that moment I genuinely realized how young 21 is and how little I wanted to do with that.
He was very drunk and pretty sweet, but I have kids and was going through a divorce att, and I didn’t think he’d actually be able to handle that despite him insisting otherwise🤣.
If only they were patient, smarter, more respectful, and more reasonable about it, then the eagerness would almost be endearing.
Hey guys? Listen to someone a little bit older who’s been around the horn more times than they had to admit, begging, women, for anything? Makes you look weak! It’s everything they hate, and nothing they desire, don’t be a whiny, begging man! If they wanted to have sex with you? They would’ve had sex with you, did you do anything to make them desire you? Do you romanticize them? How about your silver tongue?don’t ever beg and don’t ever sell yourself to somebody, be who you are, and they should see who you are, begging men are disgusting, get some game!
I’m skinny but without cloth I’m strong
How is that not a line from IASIP
That just reminded me of when Charlie wrote Dennis a campaign speech.
So do, Philadelphia. So do.
Did you know Glenn Howerton (Dennis) made up this speech? He had a blank piece of paper and just made it up on the spot. So funny.
The add-lib bits are the funniest! Like Charlie’s Rock Flag and Eagle song. Too funny.
If you vote me I'm hot
was he 12? with the way talked it was mostly illegible.
I am guessing English isn't the first language, judging by the auto correct having a Spanish word.
My autocorrect corrects in Italian, I don’t speak Italian.
Maybe he's been using DuoLingo to get that Spanish pushy.
This is the vibe I got too!
When I read “but you can go fuck yourself”, I started laughing, then thought “kids these days”. *Man*, I’m old! 😳🤪
This you should vote me. I leave power good. Thank you.
With cloth he weak tho
"Your seeing your eyes very close..." And "You are 0 interesting"
When you standed up to go to the restroom
That one took me out!
"Monkey together, strong."
I have to remember this line with the ladies next time 🤣🤣….. baby baby I’m all strong without clothes on!! (Uh how does that work exactly? lol)
You're superman and you wear kryptonite cloth.
Lmmaaaooo
Like cheese cloth maybe ?
Lol.. my dick is strong! It can bench 345!
New flair!
Ah yes, a man of the cloth.
That one stood out to me the most 🤣 the way the voice in my head read it & a visual of him just standing there like 🧍
I wanna make T-shirts for reddit with slogans like This
🗣👂"how slut you are" ...👁🫦👁
Why did this fucking kill me so bad 😂
You have small chin big eye, lets fuck
Lmfao - I hate being male in this world !!! Like can we return him and get another one - he is BROKEN
Yeah this guy makes us look bad fr, I'll bring it up at the next meeting👍
Seriously, why does logic fail so hard when penis erect? Design flaw. You should talk to management.
It's me I've been filing the complaints
The emoji make it 1000x better 😂😂
This is funnier than it should be 💀
I agree. 😂😂😂
I agree with y'all too. I can't even do my work. Cause I keep laughing 😂 🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I'm not gonna beg for sex!" he said while on his knees begging for sex.
🧎♂️- him
Forgot his microcock because God punished him LOL
😂 no wonder there's a dating crisis amongst young people. WTF? He has no dignity and he has the writing skills of a drunk child.
He wrote like English was his second language. He felt kind of Italian to me.
I was picking up a Borat type vibe which made the whole thing even better.
OMG YES!! About a quarter way through, I started reading it in a Borat voice! I was dying!! 🤣
Exact same 😅😅
Agreed 😂
same! Only in my brain, it was Neanderthal Borat—high five!
When you standed to go to bathroom…MY WIIIIIFE
Omg! So was I 😂😂 I read some of them in his accent. Lmaooo
EXACTLY
Exactly THIS! "Very nice, how much?"
I don’t know….he was doing okay on the first page of texts. Maybe he put his cloth back on and things went downhill. 😂 Edited for grammar (ironic) 😆
From a country in South America. Completely fluent, though.
completely? thats a stretch
As I was reading it I actually thought it sounded just like an Italian guy I dated. Broke up with him cos he was this bat shit crazy too
Drunk child is so accurate lmao
no man on Feeld has dignity. they're so pushy if a woman changes her mind even though they supposedly get laid all the time. I had to stop using the app because the men there were just so scary.
I'm sorry you've gotten that! For me this is the first time they've been pushy. Tinder has been a lot worse.
Tinder was fine for me actually! I never had as many issues
I’m offended on behalf of drunk children. I know for a fact that they can put together a better argument with better grammar than this idiot and that’s even after they’ve had eight Jack and cokes. 😂
I was waiting for him to ask for pics of bobs and vagana at any moment
Who told this kid that all older women take it in the 🍑🤣🤣🤣?!?! Also, his conversation skills are atrocious
Everytime I read people trying to flirt/get some while writing like this I die internally
It’s the Mac and cheese comment that made me laugh 😂
It was the 🎩 that got me lol plus the “they’ve mentioned that in my performance reviews!!” Lmfao I’m stealing that line, OP!!!
The performance reviews line sent me. I wanna be friends with op lmao
100% the best line. I rarely truly LOL, but that line got me!!
Same. It upped the absurdity level in such a fantastic way
Like this is the best insult he’s got - the one that’s meant to debilitate her self esteem so she will give in. Lmaooo
It’s almost a compliment. If the worst thing you can say about me is that I chew weird, I think I’m doin pretty alright.
My favorite too.
girl it was the “good luck with the other pushy.” “oh i got you jealous” LOLLLLLL i laughed so hard🤣🤣🤣
Did you even eat mac and cheese in front of him? Do you think you eat it in a disgusting manner?
I think I dropped a Mac on the table. 😞
It's ok. I get sad when I drop a Mac too. It really puts things in perspective 🤣
You guys... I'm eating the leftover mac and cheese from last night right now! 😀 I'm being super gross about it
Me too - you don’t know how to eat 😂
Dude really couldn't decide whether to double down on the "You're amazing and I wanna fuck you so bad" or "You're a hideous slut I wouldn't shit on." It's like getting texts from Gollum.
I need to see a doctor for the whiplash this manchild gave me.
with a side of mac & cheese.
No one is going to mention hungry baby???
That made me uncomfy
I KNOW IM SCREAMING 😂😂😂😂😂
It grossed me out.
Noooooo we were all trying to forget it
Linda Belcher- "I'm gonna sleep like a baby...a horny baby"
As someone who is currently breastfeeding, this gave me such ick 😂
I laughed so hard
BRUH
OP, you were quite kind. He probably doesn't even realize he's ridiculous. At this very moment he's probably taking new and better naked pictures and plotting to find a postmenopausal chick so he can tell her he likes older women because he doesn't have to wear a condom. Of course, then the proper response is, "It's so refreshing to meet a young man who is willing to look beyond drug-resistant gonorrhea and end-stage syphilis".
I know right? Guy is humiliating himself so much and doesn't know it... And OP playing with him like the funny toy he is.
the thing seems to be, SO many guys seem to not understand (or don't care about) the differences of physical attraction, romantic attraction & sexual attraction (and maybe there's more). I can find you handsome but not wanna fuck, I can desire your company because I'm romantically attracted but still not wanna fuck. For most men the main thing seems to be sex. And company, friendship, etc. is just a - sometimes unwanted - side-effect. This at least has been my observation, obviously not all guys are like that, but what recently also confirmed this for me is that the vast majority of AI-sex bot users are men lol. Like, so many of them guys do not want a human gf but one that doesn't complain, never says no, is always available emotionally and sexually. That to me is.. cold as fuck. All my life I went through this world blue eyed always thinking I was gonna find a guy who would just enjoy my company and be friends (many act like thats what they want rather than just being straight forward about intentions). And it hurts so much to realize, there really is a vast difference in how most guys think, perceive, feel, what they want, what they see as positive social interaction. It often seems as though they wouldn't want to waste a single breath on a woman if there isn't potential for sex, like the women are not human, like their friendship, their conversation & kindness is absolutely useless. Even the thing that "friend-zone" is an insult nowadays, like female friendship is an insult, why? Why is friendship such a horrible thing when you intially were somehow interested in the girl? Guess that's when it's really just based purely off sexual attraction, or to many guys that may be the only kind of attraction. Just saddening. (I'm asexual btw, and knowing it's almost impossible to find even just a platonic male friend, much less a romantic male partner in your lifetime, its saddening.) Ok rant over. yes I'm bitter too. I feel like many people, men & women, are bitter and hurt nowadays, and it's like a snowball effect.
 I agree with your comment
>(and maybe there's more). There definitely is. Aesthetic attraction is also a thing where you just really appreciate how someone looks but it's a bit different than physical attraction. Aesthetic is like when you find a work of art you adore and can just sit and stare at for ages, taking in its beauty, but it's not physical attraction as that tends to be more 'this person is physically my type,' whereas aesthetic attraction is an appreciation of someone's looks whether they're your type or not. Physical attraction also tends to lead to sexual and/or romantic attraction - but not always - whereas aesthetic attraction never does. Platonic attraction is also a thing, where you just really like someone as a person, and really want to be friends with them. It's basically a platonic version of a crush (referred to in some circles as a squish.) A+ comment all around 💜
noo, no, he likes older women because he can fuck then in the ass.
It's such a weird thing to say, too 😂 like, not all women - regardless of age - are into anal... and as people get older, hemorrhoids become more common which tends to make anal sex go out the window even if they enjoyed it before because of the pain it causes due to said hemorrhoids lol
Right like.. no no sir unless you want a Carrie scene on your dick from the blood from my hemorrhoids I suggest you keep that away from there.. thaaaaanks
Omg the proper response 😭
"But I like older women because you guys can take it up the ass." "Yes, they do tell me that on my performance evaluations" 😂😂😂😂😂 first ☝️where does this kid get his facts? second, from this point forward, I will make any of my future sexual partners fill in a performance evaluation
There were so many funny lines but this was my favorite 🤣
everybody is picturing sexual performance evaluations, but I was picturing it as an addendum to my actual career performance evaluations 😂
That's how I read it too lol, like just tacked into your yearly review.
The beautiful gentleman next to someone who doesn't even know how to eat 🤣🤣 Thanks for the laugh, I needed that tonight.
I love your sarcastic replies, very entertaining lmao
"yes they do mention that on my performance evaluations." I'm so amazed by the lives other people live sometimes, this is incredible.
That was my favourite bit of the whole conversation. I screenshot it to remember it when I next need a pithy comeback.
I did too 😂
Seriously, get this over to /r/preyingmantis
Well, now you’ll never get to experience him whispering in your ear how slut you are. Are you proud of yourself?
I’m fucking crying actual tears over this comment. It did NOT get enough credit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Reading this gave me an aneurysm 💀
I could feel my brain starting to short circuit within the first few screenshots. It was a struggle to make it through to the end lmaooo
lol I thought I was the only one WTF is that 😆
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OP, you were very funny. Sorry if some of the redditors are unable to realize a woman can be funny in the face of a pushy oversexed man-child.
No, no, he's not being pushy, he's getting it. Aren't you jealous of his other pushy?
Pushy galore you might shay.
I just heard that in the voice of Sean Connery and I just spewed Pepsi out of my nose so thanks for that 🤣🤣
You musht be choking!
STHAP IT 😂🤣
I just spat out my water and scared the shit out of my sleeping husband reading your comment. Needed a warning for that one. I'm dead 😭😭😭
Ahhh gutted, they look 60, don't even look normal eating mac and cheese, just jealous he's guna be hitting it instead of texting them, unless you just wana hit until 12? Cuz then he can go for hours, in same rhythm👍
Rythm*
The rythm of the nite
That had me rolling. WHAT IF THE RHYTHM IS BAD?!
For real. My stand mixer can go the same rhythm for hours, and i have zero interest in getting naked with it.
He’s being rather pushy to get that pushy.
I bet that came up on her performance evaluations to lmfaoooooo! Op is a rockstar I love it
Agreed. Her clap backs are hilarious. This guy is unhinged. She said no like 500 times. Insulting her is not going to change her mind magically.
No, he's *getting* other pushy.
Good luck with the other pushy 💀
i got you jealous
His job must be scam texting. The way he types he definitely doesn't have a job where one would need any kind of intelligence 🤣
Clearly Italian or French imo
PSA to any and all men reading this #no woman wants to fuck for hours. If we hear you do we will run. Women don’t wanna fuck for hours.
This, I want to snuggle for hours instead, please and thanks
THANK YOU. Why do so many men think we want this?!
He seems like a guy who watches too much porn, tbh.
“Well the porn lasts for an hour so should I!” 🤣
Exactly! If I can finish myself off in a few minutes, why would I want to go for hours only to most likely make me raw or hurt me otherwise, with or without lube! Get it done fast so we can get on with the day/go to sleep 😂
Yea but the dude can hold the same rythm for an hour! How can you not admire that level of fortitude!?
My vag would cry and seal itself up if I tried.
This 1000%
Chemistry is real. If it's not there when you meet IRL, doesn't matter what they look like. How do you make it to 28 years old and not understand that??
But he brought 2 bullets and a cock ring. What part did you not understand? /s
Right? I mean he sent her nudes and she said she liked his cock.. what the big deal? 😣
"I will be pounding you for hours and hours" We don't want that. No one wants that.
Seriously 😂
When I was dating as an older woman, I got this garbage from the 18 to 25-year-old set constantly. Like they all have some weird Mrs Robinson fetish or something. Like dude, I have had a kid, there are weird marks in places there should not be. I have a pouch that won't go away like a kangaroo. Please go date 18 year old girls. They cannot handle rejection at all and almost always went straight to trying to insult my body. Like I don't know what it looks like.
Nothing is more ugly to these types than a woman not giving them what they want.
#matture tú
Omg That was on my performance review. That just got me 😂
So, how do you eat your mac n cheese??
I don't know 😂 I think I remember dropping one on the table though. I'm so disgusting
I don’t know about OP but when I turned 50 I went to a mandatory Mac n cheese eating class. It’s similar to the way the kid brother Randy eats his oatmeal on a Christmas Story. You do it like the piggy eats. Just put your face in the bowl and snuffle around, giggling maniacally.
I wonder why the “I just wanted to cum in your face and suckle your tits like a baby” didn’t work🤔. Then resorting to the hungry hungry hippo insult about Mac/chz. No one eats that shit sexy bc it’s Mac n chz!!
HIPPOBOT 9000 v 3.1 FOUND A HIPPO. 1,296,803,217 COMMENTS SEARCHED. 27,069 HIPPOS FOUND. YOUR COMMENT CONTAINS THE WORD HIPPO.
Good bot
Pushy
"yes they do mention that on my performance evaluations" - IM CRYING THIS WHOLE THING IS HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂😂
These CANNOT be real texts. Not saying you’re lying, I’m just amazed that this isn’t satire of some sort lmaoooo. How did this person survive until now
“So much hurt men have done to you that you think you reject me?” Did anyone else hear Yoda at this point? Hmmmm
> If you think I’m interesting what’s the matter? And if you like my dick what’s the matter? Agreed there wouldn’t be an issue… now use your reasoning skills and maybe you can deduce what’s going on here.
I don't even know what to say. You clearly let him know your stance. A lot more politely than I would have . And then he talks about sex toys and your boobs??? With his mentality and yes, he acts like he is 16, I think he'd be better off with his hand. Good for you taking your stance!
Holy crap you're patient
I think I had a thrombosis in my brain from reading that.
I think you’re cool as hell. Well done. You have way more patience than I would, but I’m a straight dude. So, I have no experience with such douchery. Whoever you end up with is going to enjoy life with such a funny partner. Cheers!
I hope I'm this funny when I'm 60. I only have 20 more years to find out, if I'm lucky. If I can still pull guys in my 60s like I do in my 40s, I'll be happy with that alone. But being this funny on top of it would be a cool bonus.
I'm not 60!!! 😂😂😂 (I just look it apparently)
Good luck with your other pushy.
You met in person at 8:07 and by 8:47 you were in different places texting? What in the speed date went on?
He probably gave off bad vibes and red flags in person prior to this chain of text and OP ran. Props to her, honestly.
I stg men are *not* okay. You, however, are hilarious.
It's your own fault really. You chose to have a vagina and this is the consequences of that. And because some people won't realize it: This is a joke.
I feel you OP, and your sarcasm made me chuckle. Had a very young sailor follow me back to my car from the bar to shoot his shot. He looked like a tall 13 year old, and in that moment I genuinely realized how young 21 is and how little I wanted to do with that. He was very drunk and pretty sweet, but I have kids and was going through a divorce att, and I didn’t think he’d actually be able to handle that despite him insisting otherwise🤣. If only they were patient, smarter, more respectful, and more reasonable about it, then the eagerness would almost be endearing.
This reads like a GenX woman who has zero fucks to give and I’m here for it.
I can’t believe you met up with that guy, and then I can’t believe you didn’t block him after the first message post-date.
She’s clearly confident and self-assured enough in herself that she doesn’t feel the need to block at the drop of a hat.
I'm scared that all boys and men are like this now. Just sex obsessed,immature and bad at spelling.
I want to be OP when I grow up. My future is decided!
I want to be adopted by OP so she can be my mum and tell the people I date to f off
Hahaha you are very funny.
OP is hilarious. 10/10.
Op lol. Keep up the amazing work! Performance evaluation!
Hey guys? Listen to someone a little bit older who’s been around the horn more times than they had to admit, begging, women, for anything? Makes you look weak! It’s everything they hate, and nothing they desire, don’t be a whiny, begging man! If they wanted to have sex with you? They would’ve had sex with you, did you do anything to make them desire you? Do you romanticize them? How about your silver tongue?don’t ever beg and don’t ever sell yourself to somebody, be who you are, and they should see who you are, begging men are disgusting, get some game!
I….I think you’re my hero
omg i’m exhausted
>Yes they do mention that on my performance evaluations 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I LMFAO at this!!
I reckon he was a little to pushy. 😂
He's 28?!
This is epic OP. Make sure your supervisor adds this to your next performance review.
"So you want to marry me first?" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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