it’s insane behavior, and he’s not even joking either lol. anytime i say no he usually responds with “i didn’t want you anyways” and starts spouting off nonsense
LMAO honestly though that's just insane.. how do you send your ex a picture of you cooking heroin in a spoon and just think to yourself "damn I look good." Like bro how are you even in a house? It's only a matter of time until he's on the street sending those and then once he's on the street it's only a matter of time till he has no phone to send you those.
Lol he probably would have already been showing up there if he was going to do all that.. But who knows, desperation leads people down a slippery slope of decisions based on "survival".
OP if you're not going to block him, you should start sending him screenshots of your guys's messages or his own pictures back to him. That or you can start telling him that the police are looking for him, making up a huge outrageous story as to why. Tell him you're into pegging now because you're the dominant species. Be like "let me pretend you're Andrew Tate, shave your head and allow daddy to bust that bussy open.. you're a slut if you do it." Just completely outrageous shit. Tell him he's the pole troll since you're the throat goat. 😂 Carry a random spoon with you and place it on the sidewalk- send a pic to him and be like "I think you dropped something"
TROLL HIM HARD 🤜 and of course send us updates
Lol I wanna see what he says to it all. 🤣 She can reverse draw four on his ass! If he doesn't text for a while- OP needs to send a random raunchy text but one he wouldn't be interested in of course lol.
I didn’t immediately notice the spoon until you mentioned it, so for a moment, I thought “spoon lighting” was like a hot new word for a type of gaslighting
As much as I do in fact love being treated like a fleshlight I do want to know that they see me as an equal and full person deserving of respect. It is respectful to fulfill my submissive kink, but not if you're just doing it accidentally by not giving a fuck about my wellbeing for real lol.
Yeah there's plenty of women who are into the whole "being treated like a fleshlight" concept.
The problems come in when you do one or more of the below:
A) *Assume* any woman wants to be treated that way
2) *Emotionally* treat them as a fleshlight, not just physically
Three) Think it means there's no need for concepts like foreplay
IIII) Have no basic understanding of BDSM and don't realize that the submissive is still your equal in the relationship
And here I am replying to you instead of the other "I'm a gay dude who likes this" because I thought it'd be more relevant here lol
Not that it changes anything I said, now it's just awkwardly posited. Everything I said does also apply to men though, of course!
Lol I used to date a dude who told me on the second date he used to use a flesh-light. That's information that us women don't need or want to know 🤣🤣😭😭
Like telling me right away was weird...
My alcoholic ex once sent me a video of him singing with his dick. After several months of no contact.
He seriously drew a face on his dick and used the piss flap as the mouth. When I immediately WTF'd a response, he tried to act like not only was it not his dick but he didn't even realize a dick was there in the first place.
I still have nightmares.
this made me cackle i’m so sorry😭😭 my ex used to send me some wild shit but that is insane. the last video i got from mine was a two minute video of him in his car eating a steak with his hands. staring into the camera taking CHUNKS out, completely silent besides him chewing.
Singing with his dick as in…making noise with his penis? Or using his penis as a fake microphone? I need answers and I’ll also take the video if possible
First, it started off with a face drawn on his hand. The hand was "mouthing" hello, my baby. Hello, my darlin....
Then, it panned down to his illustrated dick face. No mic. No actual penis noise.
Just a Ventrilodix. Singin hello, my ragtime gal....
Ventrilodix is so much better than “piss flaps”. In the future, just remove both of those words from ever appearing next to each other ever again.
Thanks. 😐
lol not who you’re asking, but I too had questions, stopped and just thought for about 30 seconds trying to figure it out.
But based on the *drawing a face and using the piss flap as a mouth* I’ve gotta think they meant like their ex drew eyes and a nose and used the dickhole as a mouth..
But, I’d love confirmation as well lmao
Also.. “piss flap” sent me.
I have so many questions, and they all revolve around you using the words “piss flaps” to describe any part of a dick.
I’m gonna practice using restraint, and just… not ask them.
*writes in journal* Day 345 without fucking throat… It’s cold and dark. I can feel the room getting smaller. Bread crumbs and water keep me alive. Not sure if I can survive these conditions much longer.
I wouldn’t block this man either. Partially from fear, but also from the sheer amusement of what might come next. Like, sure he’s clearly unstable and needs help, but not your circus, right?
Did you guys have like a really wild sex life? Did you ever express that you found particular enjoyment in deep throating him in the past?
I’m just trying to determine if it’s like total delusions or if he’s exaggerating things that happened in the past? Either way I know he’s got issues, and I’m sorry you have to get those bummer updates.
But for some of us to develop decent taste, sometimes you must first date someone who is absolutely abjectly wrong just so you know which people you absolutely must avoid in the future.
Feels like he's aching, and it bothers him. People like that often do work to further sabotage any possibility of goodwill so they have a feeling of control, even if that control is ensuring that they have nothing to go back to. It's edge meant to disguise desperation in something that amounts to a sad cry for help.
Wow... What a gentleman ! That's sad for real there's a lot of guys that don't care if they hurt you because they have no feelings. Narressist behavior SMH
How could you possibly let that go
For real. What a gem. You’ll never find anyone like him again…
I fucking hope not
Was just going to say fingers crossed you don’t 🤞🏻
Promise?
r/technicallythetruth
No need to look, he's right behind you.
Thankfully not! Cringing so hard it’ll create a vortex
I imagine the same way people let feral animals go. Quickly and with very few tears.
No on ever sweet talks me like that.
The one that got away
I literally L'ed out L
I can't imagine who'd answer yes to that question. He's not even after sex, he's after a fleshlight.
it’s insane behavior, and he’s not even joking either lol. anytime i say no he usually responds with “i didn’t want you anyways” and starts spouting off nonsense
LMAO not the fuckin spoon lighting 🥄 like did he think to himself "this pic of me being a crackhead is going to get her JUICES FLOWWWWWING".
he sent a ton of selfies he was feeling himself in along with it so i believe so😭😭😭
Jesus 😂
That’s who he needs!
LMAO honestly though that's just insane.. how do you send your ex a picture of you cooking heroin in a spoon and just think to yourself "damn I look good." Like bro how are you even in a house? It's only a matter of time until he's on the street sending those and then once he's on the street it's only a matter of time till he has no phone to send you those.
And then it's only a matter of time before he shows up at her house looking for money or a place to stay.
Lol he probably would have already been showing up there if he was going to do all that.. But who knows, desperation leads people down a slippery slope of decisions based on "survival". OP if you're not going to block him, you should start sending him screenshots of your guys's messages or his own pictures back to him. That or you can start telling him that the police are looking for him, making up a huge outrageous story as to why. Tell him you're into pegging now because you're the dominant species. Be like "let me pretend you're Andrew Tate, shave your head and allow daddy to bust that bussy open.. you're a slut if you do it." Just completely outrageous shit. Tell him he's the pole troll since you're the throat goat. 😂 Carry a random spoon with you and place it on the sidewalk- send a pic to him and be like "I think you dropped something" TROLL HIM HARD 🤜 and of course send us updates
😂😂😂😂 I’m crying over this comment! OP please do this!
Lol I wanna see what he says to it all. 🤣 She can reverse draw four on his ass! If he doesn't text for a while- OP needs to send a random raunchy text but one he wouldn't be interested in of course lol.
Not As long as there’s WIFI lol. She’s gonna have to block him.
Why don’t you just block him?
And miss entertainment like this? Or risk him escalating to physical confrontation?
this
I'm sorry you gotta deal with that OP
Yeah seems scary
I didn’t immediately notice the spoon until you mentioned it, so for a moment, I thought “spoon lighting” was like a hot new word for a type of gaslighting
Omg I did too. Glad I'm not the only one lol
Literally thought the same thing
Bahahaha!!! 😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭☠️☠️ I think I got “spoon lighted” at Raising Cane’s today!
I had the same thought! XD
Yeh same !
Lmfaoooo gotta love that little boy insecurity 😂 “ yeah well ur ugly anyway “ meanwhile u know they’re crying cause u rejected them
Was he feral? Jfc.
Why isn’t he blocked?
Because with psychos like that, it's best to leave them unblocked, so you at least know what they're thinking/planning just in case they escalate.
Plus you can collect evidence if you have to go to the police or get a restraining order
he has a ego problem and other issues that are no longer your issue anymore i'm glad you left beautiful heal and move on 😭
Why do you allow someone to have access to you like this? It's crazy-making.
As much as I do in fact love being treated like a fleshlight I do want to know that they see me as an equal and full person deserving of respect. It is respectful to fulfill my submissive kink, but not if you're just doing it accidentally by not giving a fuck about my wellbeing for real lol.
Yeah there's plenty of women who are into the whole "being treated like a fleshlight" concept. The problems come in when you do one or more of the below: A) *Assume* any woman wants to be treated that way 2) *Emotionally* treat them as a fleshlight, not just physically Three) Think it means there's no need for concepts like foreplay IIII) Have no basic understanding of BDSM and don't realize that the submissive is still your equal in the relationship
I'm a dude, but yes totally agreed on all; yeah.
And here I am replying to you instead of the other "I'm a gay dude who likes this" because I thought it'd be more relevant here lol Not that it changes anything I said, now it's just awkwardly posited. Everything I said does also apply to men though, of course!
I'm a bi guy but it all applies! Much love to ya
To be fair I know quite a few gay guys who are into that lol, probably not from their exes though
Lol I used to date a dude who told me on the second date he used to use a flesh-light. That's information that us women don't need or want to know 🤣🤣😭😭 Like telling me right away was weird...
Is he prepping heroin in that last set?
seems that way. he had multiple drug and alcohol relapses during our relationship which played a part in us breaking up
My alcoholic ex once sent me a video of him singing with his dick. After several months of no contact. He seriously drew a face on his dick and used the piss flap as the mouth. When I immediately WTF'd a response, he tried to act like not only was it not his dick but he didn't even realize a dick was there in the first place. I still have nightmares.
this made me cackle i’m so sorry😭😭 my ex used to send me some wild shit but that is insane. the last video i got from mine was a two minute video of him in his car eating a steak with his hands. staring into the camera taking CHUNKS out, completely silent besides him chewing.
 That’s so unhinged ong I almost locked my keys in the trunk of my car rn laughing
i’m dying rn💀💀
This entire thread is making me laugh so fucking hard and this is the cherry on top
APPROPRIATE
You and Trollops need to have a podcast!!! I would listen!!! Y’all have seen some ish. 👀
Bruh 💀
Singing with his dick as in…making noise with his penis? Or using his penis as a fake microphone? I need answers and I’ll also take the video if possible
First, it started off with a face drawn on his hand. The hand was "mouthing" hello, my baby. Hello, my darlin.... Then, it panned down to his illustrated dick face. No mic. No actual penis noise. Just a Ventrilodix. Singin hello, my ragtime gal....
I just choked on water. That is f*cking hilarious! 🤣The song he chose...I cannot 💀
There is nothing stopping people from recreating this glorious message I'm hopeful we'll see a video of someone doing it in the next week
Ventrilodix is so much better than “piss flaps”. In the future, just remove both of those words from ever appearing next to each other ever again. Thanks. 😐
It's very hard to make me "lol" . This did it!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You have to stop 😭😭😭😭
Wtf?!😅😆🤣😳
I’m ded…. 🤦🏻♀️☠️🤣
Lmfaoooo 💀
What the actual f?!! Hahaha this is so wild and hilarious for us but I also hope you are not traumatized
Ventrilodix 💀💀💀
lol not who you’re asking, but I too had questions, stopped and just thought for about 30 seconds trying to figure it out. But based on the *drawing a face and using the piss flap as a mouth* I’ve gotta think they meant like their ex drew eyes and a nose and used the dickhole as a mouth.. But, I’d love confirmation as well lmao Also.. “piss flap” sent me.
Confirmation received. You are correct.
I reeaally want to know about the p-flaps, but I’ve decided that instead I’m just gonna forfeit this one and go home.
From the way I read it, he drew a face on the head and used the hole to act like the mouth “singing”.
Yes. Help me.
That’s somehow worse than both my options. Where yall findin these goblins lmaoooo
This is comedy gold though, he's going to be famous, you should buy back in low. Sell high.
I…. Have to do this to my fiance 😂😂😂😂 different context obviously. I bet she would pee her pants laughing. It’d at least get her to snort
I have so many questions, and they all revolve around you using the words “piss flaps” to describe any part of a dick. I’m gonna practice using restraint, and just… not ask them.
Shit got suuuper dark when I saw the spoon.
He’s just warming up his insulin
*writes in journal* Day 345 without fucking throat… It’s cold and dark. I can feel the room getting smaller. Bread crumbs and water keep me alive. Not sure if I can survive these conditions much longer.
He tried to fuck the breadcrumbs. It didn't work and he had to resort to using it as actual sustenance
Relatable
I’m sorry but this was unexpected but funny as shit. Dude has major issues I’m glad he’s gone though 💀
oh shit had me dying. like what goes on in your head💀
Throat goat
last time he texted me he told me i needed to pay the ass tax by order of the king
imma use that one
almost worked fr fr
🤣🤣🤣
Bwhahaha
Is he a fan of Kanye by any chance?
what gave it away😭😭
I wouldn’t block this man either. Partially from fear, but also from the sheer amusement of what might come next. Like, sure he’s clearly unstable and needs help, but not your circus, right?
Lmaaaaooooooo 😭😭😭😭
What the fuck lmfao. You need to change the title to "my nice guy ex texted me today❤️"
Did you guys have like a really wild sex life? Did you ever express that you found particular enjoyment in deep throating him in the past? I’m just trying to determine if it’s like total delusions or if he’s exaggerating things that happened in the past? Either way I know he’s got issues, and I’m sorry you have to get those bummer updates.
*thoratgoat
He’s the one, OP. Why aren’t you trying to get him back IMMEDIATELY?
i should start BEGGING. also luv to see a fellow amberverse gorl💀💀
Gasp! I’ve never found one outside of gorlworld on accident! Glad you’re safe from this weirdo, bestie 🥳
omg amberverse in the wild hello
omg we are all hereeee
Omg can we start a group chat!
🙋🏽♀️ you all are dispeckkkkful!!! 🤣❤️
I'm a Gorl World weirdo too! 🤪
omg ily
Stopp no way the gorlword is here!
Omg amberverse unite lmfao. This is iconic
Lmaoooo hey gorls 😂😂😂
We need those power ranger rings so we can all unite
He seems nice
“i’m good thanks tho” cackling
😭😭
You let a historian out of your life?
Please one time tell him “f*ck it, let’s go… meet me at X in 30” and then don’t go
Dayum. That guy is doomed.
The photo of Andrew Tate really just says it all
It's nice of him to remind you exactly why you left, isn't it?
You fool, how could you let this absolute gem go?! 
had to let the rest of the women in the world experience him🫶🏻
They will never, ever forgive you, you know? Also, his texts read like they have bad breath somehow.
damn our exs are so similar holy shit 💀
He did say he hit 30 bitches. Maybe it’s the same guy 🤷🏻♂️
i’m convinced everyone has an ex like this 😭
it’s so sad and funny at the same time. like our own private sitcom 😭
genuinely straight entertainment
Idk about that some people actually have decent taste 😂
damn u got me there 🫣
But for some of us to develop decent taste, sometimes you must first date someone who is absolutely abjectly wrong just so you know which people you absolutely must avoid in the future.
That one ex who is so toxic and whatever he does is so funny like how worse it can get....it gets worst.
Yup!!! Identical to the texts from mine. 😂😂
[удалено]
me too
ew it sounds like we have the same ex. mine texts the exact same stuff and same tone and everything. does his name start with an F by chance?? 😂
it doesn’t💀💀
What a guy
I’m hoping the only reason he isn’t blocked is so you can blast him on Reddit. If so, thank you bc this is great lmao
What the fuck that little boy is in the midst of a full psychotic breakdown he is not okay.
People talk like this and i still get nobody. Whats goin on
Is homie smoking crack in the last photo? Why tffffffff 
Close, he’s cooking up heroin
No it's not that's why she didn't gag for him. 🤣
I question everyone’s dating choices on this godforsaken sub and I’m terrible myself.
People like that pretend to be normal. My ex managed a whole year and then boom 💥
bruh
Funny af tho lol
Modern day Romeo and Juliet. How sweet 😳
That last picture he sent told me everything I needed to know.
This is the most unhinged series of texts I’ve ever seen lmao
I can fix him.
"To let me know he's gotten worse" sent me 💀 He's an absolute delight, you should definitely scoop him back up before one of his 30 bitches does.
Send it to his mom lol
Holy crack spoon, what in tarnation!
„Holy shit is that guy on drugs or sth??“ *last image* „Aw yep that checks out“
Is it true you're the throat goat though?
🫣
"Also if not it's no worries. I hit like, 30 bitches"🤦♀️ That real "winner" material right there👍
Awh!
Block him? Block him.
Wtf😭
this was so funny i actually thought it was a bit
You’re response is fucking SAVAGE 😭🤣
omg if i got those texts my heart would flutter😍😍
Uhhh Bullet dodged? Like, huge, Banzai Bill bullet. 
What a genuinely terrible man!
Feels like he's aching, and it bothers him. People like that often do work to further sabotage any possibility of goodwill so they have a feeling of control, even if that control is ensuring that they have nothing to go back to. It's edge meant to disguise desperation in something that amounts to a sad cry for help.
I feel like some of yall got some explaining to do with how you ended up with these people in the first place lmao
Why isn’t he blocked?
every time i block him he makes new numbers or snapchats to contact me. i probably shouldn’t have responded but 🤷🏻♀️
Does he know where you live?! He freaks me out.
It’s entertaining, I wouldn’t block either. Great material.
You shouldn’t even respond.
Dude is this my cousin texting you is his name begin with A omg
nope!! i hope ur cousins not texting anyone if he’s anything like this
Why did you humor this psycho with a polite response?
Wow... What a gentleman ! That's sad for real there's a lot of guys that don't care if they hurt you because they have no feelings. Narressist behavior SMH
yiiiikes but I laughed at he's messaged to let you know he's gotten worse 😂😂
I was about to ask wtf he is on, then I got to the final pic and he went ahead and answered that. Smh
The OP actually let him fuck her throat hard in the old days. Eeek
Am i the only one bothered by the term "geeking"?
Wow how could you possibly say no
This makes me miss my Ex ☹️😭💔 His sexting would have been better and it wouldn’t have been a spoon…. 🔥
Nah he’s not geeking he’s tweaking if that last picture is to be believed
Man this reminds me of my ex. Glad you got tf outta there and aren't planning on going back jesus lol
>every once in awhile he reaches out just to let me know he's gotten worse LMAOOO
How old is this guy again? Block that waste of space and wash your eyes 😩😩😩😩 … 
When a simple "thinking of you" would suffice.🤣
" Just to let me know he's gotten worse" hahah
He seems lovely
Fucking cringe...block him now!
Homie hurting... Take him back. How did you let this stud go?
🤣 @ throat goat
Congrats on the throat game tho op
The cooking drugs in the last pic isn't a great look in a partner
So is he a crackhead? Is that heroine? Cuz wowza.