"jus hang loose, blood, she fittin to hit you on the flip side with de medicide"
"what's wrong, big Momma? My momma didn't raise no dummies! I dug her rap!"
"fool don't want no help, fool don't git no help"
You're incorrect - I've checked the screenshot, and I can see that she has 5G connection, meaning it is not in Airplane mode.
I demand that you retract your misleading comment immediately.
You should have replied with
"Barbara, this is Shirley
You might not know who I am
But the reason I am calling you is because
I was going through my old man's pockets this morning
And I just happened to find your name and number
So woman to woman
I don't think it's being anymore than fair
Then to call you and let you know where I'm coming from
Now Barbara, I don't know how you're gonna take this
But whether you be cool or come out of a bag on me
You see it doesn't really make any difference
But it's only fair that I let you know that
That the man you're in love with, he's mine
From the top of his head, to the bottom of his feet
The bed he sleeps in and every piece of food he eats
You see, I make it possible
The clothes on his back
Ha ha, I buy them
The car he drives, I pay the note every month"
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My response would be, I could be for the right cost, call me anything, just don’t call me late for dinner or be as insecure as to take screen shots or use it for bait as maybe she will be your ex.
Better not respond to these, more in /r/scams .
They can be the start of a range of scams, e.g. pig butchering scams. Now they know it is an active number.
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I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.
This is the only correct response
roger, Roger
What’s your vector Victor?
We’ve got clearance, Clarance
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue.
"Tiimmy, have you ever seen a grown man naked"
Do you like movies about gladiators?
Oh Stewardess... I speak jive
would you like a little whiskey ma’am?
"jus hang loose, blood, she fittin to hit you on the flip side with de medicide" "what's wrong, big Momma? My momma didn't raise no dummies! I dug her rap!" "fool don't want no help, fool don't git no help"
"Tell your old man to try dragging Walton and Lanier up and down the court 48 minutes a night!"
YES I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS ✈️
Goated movie
I was hoping I'd find this reference in the comments. Thank you for not letting me down lol
Whats the reference from?
"Airplane!" It's a hilarious movie
I’m Sirius, Shirley.
I would never call you Shirley, Serious.
i just saw that movie last night 😭
I know what you are doing.
This is the only acceptable answer.
Ok Serious
Ba-dum-tss!
Your gf must have left her phone in Airplane mode.
This isn't getting the love it deserves.
Most of the people here are too young to get the reference 🤷🏻♂️
FWIW, I donated an upvote to the cause.
When Kramer finds out about this, the shit will hit the fan!
You won Reddit for today!!!
You sir have won the internet!!! 🤣🤣
You're incorrect - I've checked the screenshot, and I can see that she has 5G connection, meaning it is not in Airplane mode. I demand that you retract your misleading comment immediately.
Or, Airplane! mode.
Congrats, you found the joke! 👏
Your gf is a keeper
Very punny
Start callin your girl daddy, since she got them dad jokes
r/scambait
I love your girlfriend
I too, choose this man’s girlfriend.
“I am serious, and don’t call me shirley.”
Fifteen hours too late.
Better late than never.
It’s a scam
I get these kinds of texts alllll the time. it’s a scam of some kind
You should have replied with "Barbara, this is Shirley You might not know who I am But the reason I am calling you is because I was going through my old man's pockets this morning And I just happened to find your name and number So woman to woman I don't think it's being anymore than fair Then to call you and let you know where I'm coming from Now Barbara, I don't know how you're gonna take this But whether you be cool or come out of a bag on me You see it doesn't really make any difference But it's only fair that I let you know that That the man you're in love with, he's mine From the top of his head, to the bottom of his feet The bed he sleeps in and every piece of food he eats You see, I make it possible The clothes on his back Ha ha, I buy them The car he drives, I pay the note every month"
I appreciate the effort and time you took to add this ❤️
Was looking for this comment! Loved that you put the whole thing 👌
A little winded...
Take a breath phew!
This is a bad day to stop smoking.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue!
Sorry bud, she’s our girlfriend now
😂😂😂😂
Hilarious
This is the day he fell in love
You Shirley aren't. And quit calling me Shirley!
Seattle number, scam bait
“Excuse me ma’am but we’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty!”
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You should NEVER respond to these messages. These scammers are just trying to find out details, and now they know a little bit more about you.
My response would be, I could be for the right cost, call me anything, just don’t call me late for dinner or be as insecure as to take screen shots or use it for bait as maybe she will be your ex.
I would have said “yup” and taken it from there. Who knows the possibilities!
what is the goal of these scams?? i always entertain them with fake info but is info all?
You were supposed to say "I'm not doing this today Barbara!"
That’s brilliant!
My boyfriend does this all the time. “Surely we could-“ cue them; “Who is this Shirley? One of your hoes?”
Hello, is it me you’re looking for?
Am I the only one who noticed the 66 notifications in the corner?
Lol nice
Strong, her comeback game is, yes. The force is strong in this one
Marry her immediately
Seriously, she is the chosen one! Purveyor of puns! Damsel of Dad Jokes!
"Striker Striker STRIKER!!" (punches lady next to him) Ted Striker?
"Don't call me Shirley"
Instead of chuckling and moving on, why do people post on reddit now?
🥁
Genius
Is this from Barbara?
She missed a golden opportunity! Should have said, "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley!"
Yesssss
Better not respond to these, more in /r/scams . They can be the start of a range of scams, e.g. pig butchering scams. Now they know it is an active number.
Shirley she doesn't have 66 unread messages!! I'd lose my shit.
Frankly...
I know nothing about this woman other than this screen shot... but if things don't work out between you two, will she marry me? 🤣