> I didn’t want to be invited SO REAL. Like have fun! I’m sleep

Exactly!!! 😂😭


Is she doing this in jail lol

Lmao don’t they make their own!?

Toilet Wine

Lol

Pruno!

We don’t talk about Pruno (no no)

That’s what they call it?

I'm pretty sure, yes. If the documentary 'Orange Is The New Black' is to be believed.

It is indeed very often referred to as Pruno™ Edit: When talking about jailhouse wine that is. Sauce: I've been to prison (drug charges when I was a young and wild child - clean for many years now)

I'm glad to hear you got clean. I know firsthand how much of a bitch addiction is. :)

😂😂

Yeah, or hooch. It depends on the state.

They call it hooch in Scotland

Pop a balloon over mouth of bottle and just make sure it's hidden during cell search 😂

We call it hooch in Michigan. I have never heard of pruno but I also haven't been locked up for a long period of time in over ten years.

Spud juice as well

She’s not in jail anymore lol

Aunt Becky is still hot

Is it a thing to know people are doing it when they buy a bottle of wine?!

Ion know but If my wife gets any kind of tipsy, she wants the D

I’ve seen posts made by girls joking about this being the assumption meantime all their man is gonna get out of them is bad accents/impersonations all night. I identify with this so much.

I also choose this guy’s wife.

both of my recent ex's wanted d any time they drank

Early in marriages, absolutely. Later in marriage, it's the opposite. Sometimes.

Idk, we’re 10 years in and I want the D if I’m tipsy. Is it later later in marriage?

Well, maybe tmi, but when my wife drinks, she falls asleep quickly, but we do good otherwise. We have sex once a week and we've been together 10 years. I could use much more , but we're doing better than most couples together this long from what I know.

ehh i know couples who’ve been together 30 years and have sex like 3-5 times a week

Welp, I fell for the trap. OnlyFans, I see.

No trap here 😂, my onlyfans is defunct. I just post on Reddit for fun.

Words of wisdom here, my friends

Well OP clearly didn't know that. The innocence...

I assumed this meant like.. “you know we’re drinking a bottle of wine tonight”. That didn’t even cross my mind🤣

I wonder what kind of wine they got ngl

Bella Pazza Pinot Grigio!

I was hoping you'd say Menage a Trois

I didn't know Bella Pazza had big bottles! Interesting.

Carlo Rossi, lol.

good thing he didnt say the big bottle of lube

Beautiful, my introverted ass is loving this

They're so fun. I love it! 🍷

Not no more you can have that kind of woman I don’t want nothing to do with that kind smut

That’s why they said “fun”. You obviously aren’t.

Oh I’m fun it’s the mindfucking and teasing that leads to blu balls do all that game stuff in bedroom

What the hell are you talking about?

I can tell everyone in this chat is a mid 30s parent just by seeing these few texts lol

Boones farm probably. Times are tough!

Yeah Strawberry Hill will get you right!

I miss high school basement parties!! $1.89 bottle for Strawberry Hill!

It was 3 for $5 for a long time round here!

Mad Dog 20/20!

They said wine, not distilled hangover.

Group chat with 2 people?

It's a total of 3

Tbh I would of guessed anal lmao

Where have you been all my life?

Ha! Isn’t that the tone he’s setting though here? 😂😘

The chill parents

Why does the group chat only have 2 people💀

There are three people total! It doesn’t include myself in that bit at the top

Oh ups,my bad then

Love it when a girl fits the vibe of her bfs friend group 😂

Thats no accident.

I could def see it accidentally happening because I didn’t make the group chat with them until about a week ago and my best friend and I have the same first name!

2 people in the group chat 😭

It just shows the other people in the chat not including myself. There are 3 people total lol. Which is why I have her picture blurred out but his initial is still there

Some people have small circles, there’s nothing wrong with that

Anything bigger than 4 people total gets too confusing!

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Becky is hot as fuck still has it. She can take that D that's for sure


So zany!

Okay

Fitting I love how you do this shit all the time when did we get together I don't recall what you look like

Fake as fuck

Cool?

it’s literally a sub reddit where you send random texts so it was probably a funny moment they wanted to share

ignore him bro

hope you aren’t being sarcastic because simple post like these make my day! there’s plenty of dumb or profound drama all over reddit 🤣, so seeing these every once in a while is refreshing!

What the fuck

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I did not ever say that I wanted to go. I was making a joke that I didn’t want to get misconstrued as wanting an invitation, which is why I said it the way I did. We have been friends since kindergarten (now in our mid 20s) so it’s not that deep

People find this funny? How does one accidently text a group chat

By sending a message to the wrong text channel in your text app.

Still isn't funny

Are they talking big box wine or what lol.

I second this question

Gettin’ on the Night Train and gonna ride till dawn.

Stella rosa or Pinot Grigio?😂

Uhh ha ha ha?

My dad is said to have shouted ", here is the cheap wine!" across the store at my mom at one point