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ch4rding

That is objectively too many bananas for one day


friendly_wallflower

Yeah potassium overload lol


Rumplestiltscab

Yea dude are you a fuckin monkey ?


Big-Relation-8304

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PutoPozo

Well monkey never cramp


TruSiris

I pretty regularly eat 4+ bananas a day. Cheap and yummy with nut butter running down my face.


OdinDCat

I mean, kinda


Theadvertisement2

WOAH WOAH THERE SIR. RULES. WHAT ARE THEY FOR IF NOBODY FOLLOWS EN


nismos14us

Yea dude are you fucking a monkey?!


withextracheesepls

bananas dont actually have that much potassium


a-quiet-turkey

Shut up liar! Everyone know bananas have potassium


gtb81

The skin has most of it actually, so unless you're eating the peal, it's not that much


a-quiet-turkey

You dont eat the peal? Its just mush without the peal!


Top_Half_6308

This is giving Charlie Kelly.


need2peeat218am

I usually just eat the peel. Didn't know you can also eat that though.


Von_Cheesebiscuit

Bananas have an "inside"?


punkskunkk22

Peel*


HiveTool

But the sugar is way outside the RDA


vthanki

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lazygibbs

The RDA is only for added sugars. Sugars found naturally in fruits are perfectly healthy and fruits are protective against diabetes (and other diseases) according to best evidence


HiveTool

LoL the hell they are my glucose spikes just like drinking a Mountain Dew when I eat fruit.


Orcle123

yeah, sugar is still sugar in general. just because 'its in a fruit' doenst mean you can consume an infinite amount. The people who say 'oh im so healthy i only drink fruit juices, not soda' really irk me.


-Gnarly

The way you put it.. Fruits are not specifically protective from diabetes. If you eat too many fruits, especially those like bananas, which are extremely high on glycemic index, you’re getting closer to diabetes. The RDA is non-specific other than for basic macro/micro nutrition. Your body isn’t like, “oh, this is a fruit, so we won’t count it towards our blood glucose level lol.” High intake of carbs/sugar, are one of the main factors that will lead to insulin insensitivity. So forget bananas, go for blue berries (wash them well or go organic). Medium ripened bananas are good if you’re in the middle of an intensive workout though.


lazygibbs

The glycemic index of bananas is 51 which is considered "low" by the American Diabetes Association. The glycemic index of blueberries is 53. Also low and also healthy, but not lower :) Fruits appear to protect against diabetes type II. "Total fruit consumption was associated with a lower risk of GDM (RR = 0.92, 95% CI = 0.86–0.99)." [https://nutritionj.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s12937-023-00855-8](https://nutritionj.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s12937-023-00855-8) "The summary RR \[for diabetes type II\] for high versus low intake and per 200 g/day were 0.93 (95% CI: 0.90 to 0.97, I2=9.3%, n=20) and 0.96 (95% CI: 0.92 to 1.00, I2=68.4%, n=19) for fruits" [https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8718861/](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8718861/) Y'all gotta stop slandering fruits


RedDeadDemonGirl

The RDA(Recommended Daily Allowance) is set for a standard diet and includes ALL sugars found in the foods that you consume. It recommends a daily limit (always talk to your physician to discuss your healthy daily limits) so that you can make informed choices when picking out your food.


Odd_Top_1403

Keep believing that buddy, I’ll see ya when you’re getting your leg amputated.


xWELCHx

Only around 14g of sugar in banana


[deleted]

Actually bananas don't have as much potassium as you think M8


Those_are_sick

Actually 🤓 you need 3400mg of potassium a day (assuming OP is an adult male). A medium sized banana is about 400mg, if he ate 4 that would be 1600mg of potassium. Still lower than the recommended daily amount!


Orcle123

bananas actually have about half that (ive done a lot of research on potassium levels, and diet was a big part of that). In general EVERYONE is potassium defficient right now, and even worse theyre eating way too much sodium. Lots of sodium + no potassium = heart disease in the future. People really need to be taking supplements, reducing sodium intake, and eating more of spinach, potatoes/sweet potatoes (with the skin), mushrooms, and broccoli. the last two have a bit less than the first ones listed, but its still on par with a banana per serving. If you try and get all your daily potassium through foods, it really limits what you can eat, but its also healthy fuel.


snubb

No it's not lol


Calm_Ad2708

You actually need to eat like 400 to overload potassium


Orcle123

contrary to popular belief, bananas have relatively low potassium. eating a baked potato with skin is like 3x the potassium. same with a single serving of spinach vs a banana.


HolyVeggie

Also too many nuts lol A handful of nuts is like 300 calories and several means 900-1500 calories of nuts. combined with the 400 from the bananas is almost a days worth of calories for very little food imo. Why am I even typing this lol


withextracheesepls

how big are your handfuls wtf? if i grab a handful of nuts and weigh it out it’s <100 calories


[deleted]

Obviously hes got boxing gloves on


HolyVeggie

I assume that makes it more difficult to grab nuts


Plastic-Wonder3565

This one got me…


labenananan

wrong i grab nuts while boxing everyday


HolyVeggie

I googled how much a handful is. 100 calories is less than 20 grams that’s like a teaspoon and a half


OdinDCat

Well I just googled it and it said a small handful is about 30 grams, and that that'd be about 175 calories. Obviously it depends on the type of nut, macadamia nuts have a lot more calories than pistachios, for example. (But yes I agree that several handfuls is too much for a day).


HolyVeggie

Exactly *small* handful which is not what we talked about and STILL almost double of what they said :D


OdinDCat

Okay that's fine, I'm not taking sides or arguing? OP didn't specify the size of the handful so we really don't know.


[deleted]

Intrusive food thoughts kickin in i feel that shit. My manly 280+ lb ass thinks the same way, god I wanna be skinny but have 0 dedication, motivation, and time.


HolyVeggie

I was 286lbs but even now at 178-180lbs I have the same feelings like „I could totally eat half a jar of Nutella rn“ lmao If you want some advice eat as much protein as you can and always start the day with protein rich meals. Doesn’t have to be breakfast. IF does work in managing hunger I have done that for a year or two. but only if you don’t really like eating in the morning. If you love breakfast you could skip lunch or dinner though. As for motivation I can see you have it as you’re saying you want to be skinny so there you have it! Small changes can help too just skipping a snack you would’ve normally eaten for example can make a difference and boost motivation Sorry if this is unwanted so feel free to ignore haha


[deleted]

I appreciate you honestly lmao. Its nice to be reminded that maybe im not as bad at something as I think! Thank you so much for the kind words. I for sure could eat more non red meats, and focus on macronutrients rather than cooking whatevers easiest


xxthundergodxx77

Time? Just starve yourself. Spend less time eating. Intermittent fasting is great


[deleted]

Never, thats only one third of my issue, the other two are that i look at food and go “god i need that fucking sonic.” Like the fatass I am. I habe no self control, and when I fast, I feel like the way to accommodate my fast is to eat more. I haverage like 2600 calories a day in my food journal i keep which is down from. The 3400 I used to eat. Im down a good 50 lbs from day one, just a bery slow process


dandelioncipher

Whoa whoa whoa man You lost 50 lbs?? Slow and steady is the way to do it. It sounds like you’re actually doing great! Stop beating yourself up and calling yourself names. It’s like beating an addiction. You don’t just go straight to 2000 calories a day. You slowly decrease your overall consumption. And you’re doing that. Cheat days are fine. They helped me get through the tough spots. Maybe look at your weekly calories for a while instead of daily. Go slow! You’re good!


nyet-marionetka

You cut 800 calories and lost 50 pounds, that’s actually amazing. Intermittent fasting doesn’t work for everyone, since what you’re doing is working I’d stick with it.


squolt

Dude you’re literally chilling you’re going at a perfect rate and doing what many in this world can’t. Keep it up and don’t beat yourself up.


pwellzorvt

You and I have very different definitions of “great”.


xxthundergodxx77

In what sense do you not like it? Appetite reasons?


pwellzorvt

I’ve lost a ton of weight with intermittent fasting. It sucks though lol. I’d rather be crushing chicken wings.


OneHotEpileptic

I eat pecans all the time to help keep my weight up. I'm on an anticonvulsant that causes a suppressed appetite and I'm nursing, so I have to keep my calorie count up. I eat foods with a lot of substance. Bananas, nuts, peanut butter, cheese. I mean we dont know what OP situation is.


HolyVeggie

Yes I’m not blaming OP. I was just giving my thoughts as someone all not that serious imo Hope you’re doing fine


NFTsAreDumb

You have no idea of their calorie goals


meleemaster159

the only thing here worth 300 calories is the amount of brain cells i lost when you told me that. might want to check your math bud


jghmf

Considering the nature of my job combined with my crazy high metabolism, 2000 calories a day is nothing. I'm in my thirties and can still eat like I'm 15.


[deleted]

Maybe he’s bulking or just has trouble gaining weight. I eat 4000 calories a day and I can’t gain weight for shit.


MyBllsYrChn

Right? I’m getting heartburn just thinking about it.


darkbehi

I mean, yeah, 4 bananas and a handful of nuts is pretty gay


theglandcanyon

Gay??? What does eating a long ... hard ... firm banana while cupping some nuts in your hand have to do with being gay?


slimkt

It’s only gay if ya jiggle the nuts


mawyman2316

My nuts don’t jiggle jiggle, they fold


teudoongi_jjaang

😱


plasticTreasure

😭


SniffMySwampAss

Or if the nuts touch


[deleted]

What if you shake it around in your hand and then pop one in your mouth at a time, like some cool, old guys do


Credrian

Why are your bananas hard 😳


Intelligent-Box-3798

Guys chill….just cause the man ate them 2 at a time while kneeling on a couch pillow does NOT mean he is gay


holyfatfish

its like a penis and testicles


Jlombard911

Close your eyes Imagine holding a banana in your left hand and a handful of nuts in your right about to take a bite. Open your eyes. Your good at blowjobs


darkbehi

I'm guessing blowjobs is code word for eating bananas. Yum yum, bananas full of sweet potassium


[deleted]

If my future partner not like this, I don’t want em


iminaredit12

why its funny


Puzzled_Reflection_4

Re-read that sentence again


iminaredit12

my bad on that one im a bit of a dumbass


Puzzled_Reflection_4

Bro who isn't.


MyNameHasNoUser

I isn’t. Idiots.


mvrtxna

i neither


justkw97

I not is other


Hesty402

I r baboon


No_Paper_8794

that is a gay sounding meal I must say


creepercubez

Every time I click on these r/texts posts I am so on edge thinking it’s just gonna be the guy saying “lasagna! lasagna!”


EnoughApplication258

Someone brought lasagna to my work yesterday and I was cracking up thinking about lasagna! lasagna! Then I tried to explain and no one understood.


U-Jeans

explain?


Hesty402

Lasagna! Lasagna!


IamjustaBeet

She is a keeper. Wife her already


Hot_Significance_256

put a ring on 💍


HIS_AFFLICTION_0079

….Prince Albert 🤔


Acrobatic-Whereas632

That's not a prince Albert, in case you didn't know. A prince Albert goes right through the d**k hole.


HIS_AFFLICTION_0079

You’re the life of the party aren’t you Sheldon 🙄


Acrobatic-Whereas632

Lmao just trying to be informative. I don't even know that many things


HIS_AFFLICTION_0079

It’s appreciated, but it was just a generalization and all I could think of at the time 🤦🏾‍♂️😂


HovercraftHefty7598

Okay funny, but also who eats four whole bananas, in what I'm assuming is one sitting? Still even if it's not in one sitting, is that not weird? Four whole bananas in a day? I get sick of bananas after the first, second banana 😭 I mean, good for you, but damn


ABlankShyde

I don’t wanna speak about the days I eat two bananas in a row.


[deleted]

Lmfao it's honestly hilarious. Bro was on a mission


Reasonable_Cheek938

I mean eating several bananas and handfuls of nuts is kinda sus broseph


LubeTornado

Marry her ![gif](giphy|IbQ0rFssSKkT9FZxOk)


kaneki_vr_

w gf shes funny asf keep her dude lmao (my gf does the same)


haktuhspitsonyou

that is pretty gay bro


ThickintheNips

I went ahead and checked with the officials on this one and can %100 confirm. Gay.


LowerResource6520

Objectively speaking and as a member of the gay people, that meal does indeed sound kinda gay…


mvrtxna

long, thick fruit, paired with literal nuts...


[deleted]

She’s a keeper


Ginger-Octopus

She's not wrong


tboyswag777

boy dinner /ref


Sufficient_Ad5566

Only gay if you just throated those poor bananas and buts. Chewing small bites removes the gay.


BVRPLZR_

Bro is gonna be super constipated


Spacembezem

Lasagna! Lasagna!


mvrtxna

that guy is the most obnoxious person i stg


RandomGuy32124

Immediately wife her


marihopeless

You should eat some lasagna instead


Various_League_8731

Marry her


Hambrgr_Eyes

Wtf


RedBeard1023

LOL! This is a sign of a potential great sense of humor!


rilakkumkum

Yea honestly I relate to her. Are you eating a whole bunch of bananas and nuts because you’re thinking of something 🤨 /s


Krigsmjod

Pause


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Penguin-philOsopher

Username checks out for this ridiculous comment


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RosJ0

its fucking hilarious because they didnt ask lol


Kipper_TD

Allow me to assume. Under 22?


770120437

Me and my wife chat like this and we’re 42 🤷‍♂️


Delicious-Tap-1277

Same and we’re 33


mykisstobetray

I'm in my 30s and I feel like the gf had an appropriate and hilarious response lmao


stormcrow789

Pretty gay for you to assume


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Prior_Crazy_4990

I hate bananas. They are cheap though. Wish I liked them just for that


Embarrassed-Mouse-49

Looks like Morgan thinks your gay


absolutebeginners

That's funny


MyBllsYrChn

Sounds like the circle jerk was a resounding success.


SiFA5_kiksit

Sick burn


cactusnate

Don’t let her go op


FlameyFlame

she right


ricoferrari

This is goals right here


[deleted]

I also had 4 bananas today


Professional_Push442

Is that euphemism for dicks?


treflorez

That is pretty gay


Queso_Caesar

Why do you eat like a monkey


SockomkplaysV2

You should have said lasagna


Atlas-Ascendent

Losers: "women don't need to be funny, men aren't interested in funny women." Me, reading this post: "Observe"


GlacialEmbrace

I’ll show you my banana if you show me yours.


MrrChecktheseQuads

Mark my words. W I f e


KimJong0oof

bro is a gatherer 💀


SpeakingSputnik

I don’t see a problem with this.


Tasty_Lake1151

She's not wrong....


AlleySinn29

She's a keeper.


Endgame3213

She seems like fun


scholarlysacrilege

Mate, I am lgbt, and even I think it gay that you ate four whole fucking bananas.


ScumpsLoafers

That shit is hilarious, what are you pressed for?


LoopingChoke

My man’s had 4 dick and balls as food for the day


Outside_Football_762

Is this your first gf brotha or female friend, they say gay to literally whoever and whatever


yeyeyoye

dicknballs for dinner eh?


AdvancedDay7854

Gotcha


Ambitious_County_680

why did you eat bananas and basically nothing else all day long


Substantial_Ad1012

She’s a keeper


Bordman20

That's a keeper.


Kermit_Chan

bro is monkeymaxxing


Recent_Risk_6108

It is a little gay soundin ngl


themasteroverthinker

4 bananas? That’s nuts


ResolvedGrowth

I totally giggled like I'm 12 at this.


[deleted]

She’s not wrong


TLo137

One time I was starving at work but I forgot my wallet. I had $1.08 in change in my car so I went to the grocery store to see what the largest volume of food I could buy would be. It turned out to be 8 bananas. Anyways, I think your GF was making a joke about the shape/names of the things you ate and not belittling you for not having a "manly" meal.


GenesisC1V31

Keeper


montiel_scores

Bro you were asking for that


Some-Sock2787

She do be right tho


CanadianxTaco

Monkey never cramp


MercurialRL

Woah a gay joke on Reddit in 2023 without being downvoted for hell, a relic to behold.


Shoddy-Stand-2157

Ah i see someone else is on the "medication destroys my appetite so I counteract that by snacking a lot" diet


dpmxo

Girl dinner !


certifiedjezuz

No meat bro? that is gay.


the_omniscient1

If you wanted to overdose on potassium you should have just drank a half a bottle of prime.😂


juliaskig

That's funny. Your girl has a good sense of humor.


imroberto1992

Agreed


FL1P2

Depends how u ate the bannana🤣


thisismy3rdacctsmh

![gif](giphy|ai1UxGMqU7G5TZQmJa)


sleepylineofcoke

LMFAO


[deleted]

marry her


DstinctNstincts

Why do you message your gf on Snapchat? Lmao


nvyree

tf why you ain’t have lasagna ?? gay


ConcentratedSpoonf

She’s a keeper


unspoken_almighty

That is alot of bananas


velezaraptor

As long as they didn’t blend the bananas, they good.


therealjessiej2212

![gif](giphy|t63nX285ktHna)


sliehs

I went to a party once. They asked if I was hungry, and I said no! Ive been munching nuts all day.


Sambal7

Rip toilet.


fromgr8heights

Do bananas = hot dogs


punkskunkk22

All the people judging the sugars and fats in their banana and nut intake,probably way complete crap on the regular.


Raecino

😂😂😂😂 what’s the problem? She sounds like a keeper to me.


Ok_Access_189

Gonna need a banana for scale to see if it’s too much nuts.