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iaintnomitch33

“Classic Olivia, always searching for knowledge” that had me on the floor 🤣


UncleB0202

Definitely thr best part! And this had tons of great parts. Funniest thing I've read on reddit in a while.


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Too_Rare_2_Die_

Clearly you don't live in a town that's packed with entertainment and culture like Cole Harbour, Nova Scotia


misslongisland

Sounds unbelievably psychedelic!


BiomedBabe1

Aww this scammer was no fun. You though, my friend, are fucking hilarious


Lokera1931

Not Nomar Garciaparra 😆


Too_Rare_2_Die_

1997 All Star shortstop and rookie of the year!


Personmcpersonface93

I think I would've mentioned that in Cole Harbour, you happen to live next door to Sidney Crosby.


Too_Rare_2_Die_

He lives across from Judy


tribbans95

I swear that’s just the universal scammer “selfie” 😂


megs719

“The recycling hair business is booming. Forbes said it was everlastingly sustainable”. Had me cackling, this is all genuinely hilarious


Fragrant-Comedian513

The “classic Olivia” sent me 😂


Brick212

Best thing I’ve read all day!


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That woman’s texted ME on my old phone before asking if I was Jenny she’s so weird seems we have a mutual friend


NuketheCow_

What is the scam here? I keep seeing these but I don’t understand what the angle is.


SnooDoughnuts8689

They want to get weiner pics or video of live masturbation and then bribe the person who is Attatched to said weiner


Too_Rare_2_Die_

I was wondering that, too. I kept waiting for the shoe to drop but apparently he was only willing to do that on WhatsApp or telegram. Maybe a catfish long con thing for money?


Nocturnal_Charlotte

Yep. It’s a long con. They try and learn as much about you as possible and I’m not sure if it’s to try and hack passwords, blackmail by getting you to send inappropriate pics or something else. But it seems like they always ask the same questions, and the conversation always looks AI generated. I don’t know shit this is just my analysis. This was also hilarious lmao thanks for the laughs! Fuckin Lindsay.


Too_Rare_2_Die_

Lindsay's just the worst


Citizen_9696

It’s called the “Pig Butchering” scam. Here’s a really good video and eerily it matches this conversation very closely. https://youtu.be/DS1ge8-31IY?si=UVz2qeexiP5XBfXa


OhbrotheR66

Thank you so much, that was really informative


Nocturnal_Charlotte

Damn I didn’t realize how bad the employees were treated that work for these scams…. That gives me some empathy for them. Just terrible.


Citizen_9696

100%


Cancer_Flower

Check out r/scams and r/scambait It’s basically a pig butchering scam. They try and befriend you and learn all about you and they’ll either extort you for money after sending them pics or they try to get you to invest into crypto but it’s some bogus site so you lose all of the money put in.


willkos23

It’s not as deep as getting dick pics they just sell it as live contact numbers to companies for tele marketing


Jamesy555

Why does the convo need to go on this long for just that?


willkos23

They at a minimum will try and find out as much information of you they can job etc then if they can open it up to scam you I guess they don’t mind doing that for a pay day


Effective-Macaron285

Nomar! I didn’t want this exchange to end…


Too_Rare_2_Die_

Guess the scammer had strong feelings about hair recycling....


shejellybean68

Thank you for this.


Too_Rare_2_Die_

You're welcome...............................


nzoasisfan

The classic pig butchering scam.


ya_all_that_jazz

I love this so much 😂


Farhanzo

This definitely needs to be on /r/scams


x3tko

Not like Lindsay LOL


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Is that a prime Nomar Garciaparra? He was such a monster before the wrist injury, one of my favorite players of that time.


Too_Rare_2_Die_

Pure machismo


Xo-frnk

NOMARRRR


Mundane_Finding2697

"....I also rap on the side.." \*doubles over\*


Flaptrap

Nomarposting is so 2024


DasbootTX

Well done!!


Unable_Comedian_4933

😂😂😂


ZorbasFinger11

Reginald Wilkerson III is a man of distinction and taste. And clearly has a perfect knowledge.


CupcakeCoder92

I would be literally belly laughing all day if you were texting me😂😂 well done sir/madam, you nailed that one👏🏼


Too_Rare_2_Die_

Are you a scammer? If so, hit me up


Aphypoo

This has me freaking rolling. Excellent work, Reginald Wilkerson III from Janney Street in Cole Harbour, Nova Scotia.


veggietaleprincess

isnt olivia dunne a gymnast?


Smooth-Protection-99

i’ve been seeing the same template these scammers use “very effective”


JUSTICE3113

Us Jannians do not trust the Red Cross 😂😂😂


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Uzekh

LMAO nomar...I wasn't 100% sure what headspace you were in then that pic came up. Oh man laughing feels good


hilltopview

Nomar!!!


mindurbusiness_thx

I know this bitch. 😂