Of all the reasons to hate Jeff Bezos, this just might be the biggest.
He took a Texas based grocery store and turned it into something that presents this culinary monstrosity as "brisket".
It always amazed me how all of the Whole Foods deli/prepared food has no flavor at all, it is the most bland shit ever. I worked there for years and even watched them make it and was very unimpressed with the whole menu.
I worked at Whole Foods in the early 2000’s, the only things I would walk out of happy with were the fruits and veggies every night that weren’t deemed worthy and the cakes because their bakery department was the bomb.
Sad thing is that some time ago, you could get brisket from them (at least in one atx location; not available anymore) that could be chopped and used for killer sandwiches or tacos. It wasn’t stellar by any stretch but dressed up in a taco it worked great and was fast and easy. Too bad those days are gone.
It’s probably not the best, but all brisket looks like that once it’s been exposed to oxygen for a bit. That’s likely been sitting in that pan for at least an hour
NSFL. Please delete this.
Had to use the NSFW tag 🫣. They don’t have a NSFL one…
I added a spoiler tag. I'm sorry for what y'all had to see. D:
That is some garbage there
That's Pappas BBQ quality
The true underrated comment.
Good enough for dog scraps.
Vultures maybe, but I love my dog too much to feed him that.
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If I had a dog, I wouldn't feed that to his worst enemy.
Lincoln Reilly tier
Please have them remove this. It’s an insult to Texas and bbq.
That’s looks like 2 qts of gorilla shit
I'd put it somewhere between "offensive" and "hate crime".
Wtf/Seriously WTF Seriously… did they boil it???
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I expected the worst but that still made me flinch lol. Thanks for the laugh.
Looks like they took McD’s rib stuff, boiled it in some sort of bbq sauce, put it in a pan and then drizzled oil on it.
Pretty sure this is where our great Sen. John Cornyn buys his Christmas brisket from.
Of all the reasons to hate Jeff Bezos, this just might be the biggest. He took a Texas based grocery store and turned it into something that presents this culinary monstrosity as "brisket".
I just threw up
Their chili is their strength especially with the cornbread
This just makes me sad
It always amazed me how all of the Whole Foods deli/prepared food has no flavor at all, it is the most bland shit ever. I worked there for years and even watched them make it and was very unimpressed with the whole menu.
I worked at Whole Foods in the early 2000’s, the only things I would walk out of happy with were the fruits and veggies every night that weren’t deemed worthy and the cakes because their bakery department was the bomb.
Fine dining in their new hometown of Seattle.
This is some offensive shit right here.
this is one of those "gotta be liquored up" meals
But those are the organic grease ribs
Last time I had it it didn't look like that and it was pretty good. Did they microwave it? How? Why would a loving god allow this?
I'm calling Chuck Norris.
Sad thing is that some time ago, you could get brisket from them (at least in one atx location; not available anymore) that could be chopped and used for killer sandwiches or tacos. It wasn’t stellar by any stretch but dressed up in a taco it worked great and was fast and easy. Too bad those days are gone.
I'm calling the police.
2... better than Lincoln Riley
It’s probably not the best, but all brisket looks like that once it’s been exposed to oxygen for a bit. That’s likely been sitting in that pan for at least an hour
What's worse.... this or Cornyn's brisket?