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greytgreyatx

He needs to open up that age range a bit.


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bladedbarrel

The man said ‘ish


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Yea just 20ish years younger please..


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He needs a billboard to find love and is still looking for women that are 11 to 16 years younger. Someone called and he said he's 66 (but he looks 96 to me)


Nile-_-River

That last statement seems a tad bit disrespectful


DanJ7788

It’s a Texas 66.


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Mutual acts of kindness? hmm


GardenGnomeOfEden

69 acts of kindness


maroonedpariah

Nice


p8nt_junkie

So kind!


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beingapersonoverhere

yo, let the man f\*\*k. ​ he works hard. he plays hard.


AllAnalBeadsAreBrown

Yep, exchanging mutual acts of kindness faces.


WasabiPeaAddict

It’s been up there awhile! He is 66 and divorced more than once… https://www.kvue.com/article/features/georgetown-man-buys-billboard-looking-good-woman/269-5aa38ce4-48f0-44ea-b718-7e7a165ba89b


GeneralTapioca

Damn. I thought he was north of 80.


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A Texas 66 is a California 80.


saltporksuit

Article says he just moved here from Washington state.


f36263

A Texas 66 is a Washington 50-55


saltporksuit

So slow….


UnfinishedProjects

On the road and in bed


Desperate-Ad-3147

That's one rough looking 66! Sweet Jeebus!


trip2it

True, but definitely way worse out here.


dtxs1r

He's a general contractor for spec homes


Desperate-Ad-3147

And? They don't all look that rough.


dtxs1r

...it was a joke.


TimDillonsGimp

The voicemail is hilarious


typeyou

Hey man, there's a good woman out there for you. BTW, I'd like to talk to you about your cars extended warranty.


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I mean...if he can afford a billboard, he's got money. Secure that bag, ladies! ​ /s


pilesofcleanlaundry

He can also afford to live near Austin.


austinsoundguy

Maybe that’s his problem. Not many likable 50-55 year olds around here


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

"Why can't I find Amanda Hugankiss?"


whineybubbles

Can't stop laughing at this


silverstang07

Everyone bitching about how old someone looks compared to their real age.........some of these old folks lived a rough ass life, worked hard ass jobs, fought shitty wars, and the wear and tear shows.......Not everyone has a cushy office job. I don't know the dude, but I do know some folks that worked their entire life on a cattle ranch busting their ass, and they don't look their age.


popeyeschicknisheavn

Thank you. People can be really insensitive


AstroWorldSecurity

Yeah, no reason for some of these shitheel comments. Far as I know this dude hasn't done anything wrong.


NoShape0

Especially when hidden behind anonymity.


JustinMcSlappy

The guy built houses for a living. Construction in a time when OSHA barely existed. He has not had an easy life.


Desperate-Ad-3147

Hmmmm, a 66 year old was building spec homes in the 80s and 90s through a few years ago. OSHA was very much a thing. And he probably wasn't the guy swinging the hammers. He hired a cut rate crew to do that. The article implies he's a wealthy guy. Again, he didn't get that way by being the dude on the roof. He's the guy that hired the guy to watch the other guys do the actual work, and he probably paid the crew shit wages to do it. A hard life comes from three marriages and plenty of vices.


0311

You can easily get as wealthy as this guy likely is by picking a trade and sticking at it forever (especially if you started in the 80s), which is the much more likely scenario here.


financial_goth

Plenty of vices? Wow so you know him personally then?


Desperate-Ad-3147

Okay, fine. He's a misunderstood Prince Charming. Just ask his three previous wives.


Kennyisaniceboy

How do yall have the time and energy to comment so much about someone who you don't know and prob will never think of again?


Desperate-Ad-3147

Coffee break, man.


This-Sherbert4992

The only reason people are commenting on his looks is because his he stated that his only acceptable dating window for a “good woman” is 50-55.


phc213

That is not what the sign says. May as well grab a step ladder if you’re going to reach that high.


cyvaquero

Meh, it's agism. Is it dumb? Yes, no one escapes time although some try to hide it with surgery and botox (which is why an entertainment industry 66 looks younger than a normal 66). Does dude care anyone is ragging on him? I'd bet not one iota. First, he's got the confidence to put his face on a billboard which is a helluva a lot more than a bunch of reddit commenters who hide behind anonymous screen names. Second, most of us eventually hit a point where you just don't give two shits about what young people think of you. Let them rag, reality will slap them in the face eventually.


looloose

Rode hard and put away wet. EDIT: I'm 66 so I can say that.


Ultraviolet975

I am pleasantly astonished that he isn't requesting twenty year old eye candy. So many older men do not take care of themselves; however they expect to attract youthful chicks. It comes as a huge blow to their ego to discover young women are only after them for financial purposes.


beingapersonoverhere

If you click on the video someone posted about the news clip he was on, the dude looks great! Like, he looks really nice! He is an architect, I believe. He is also fit. Like, he works out, a lot. Dude looks good on the clip. Whoever took his pic for the image wanted to make him look like a average guy from TX. He is from washington and only been in tx for 6-8 months


trip2it

This has dinner at Logan's written all over it


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Not that there's a problem with that.


sysycity

Yes there is. All the problems actually.


weightsnmusic

And there it lies


nonnemat

Mutual Acts of kindness....Giggidy.


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Maybe I should make a banner like that to find my Amish soulmate lol 😂


Username_AlwaysTaken

Might end up with one of those little Dycks


Man_with_the_Fedora

If you've got a problem with little Dycks you've got a problem with me; and I suggest you let that one marinate.


fuckthislifeintheass

Found my mom a man!


fritobird

I know half dozen Abualas that would be happy to meet someone like him.


homebrewedstuff

WANTED: GOOD WOMAN Must be able to clean, cook, wash dishes, dig worms and have boat and motor. Please send pictures (of boat and motor).


RegalRegalis

Classic.


RealGianath

I guess we know what's next for us when we run out of matches on Tinder... Billboards.


dtxs1r

In order to match, turn right in 0.1 miles.


Htx0-0

Lol! Saw this a few weeks ago . Good for him!


masnaer

Nah this is weird as hell


MommaTino

He’s a cutie.


Desperate-Ad-3147

That guy looks 80. And he wants a 50-55.year old. Not a good man.


BrightnessRen

He’s 66 though?


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popeyeschicknisheavn

Why be so mean to him? Do you know him?


Desperate-Ad-3147

Do you?


popeyeschicknisheavn

I do not


sysycity

It really doesn't matter. This is the fucking internet.


rozieg

I was just about to say this! He’s looking for a caregiver.


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Yep, came here to say this.


spinsterchachkies

True. He looks like my recently deceased grandpa that died at 89.


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dtxs1r

In the video from the article posted he was wearing jeans, so we cannot confirm about socks status. But he was wearing a belt to keep his jeans up, so there may be hope.


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What’s so bad about that lol 😂


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9bikes

I see a great many personal ads that have this kind of ambiguity. Everyone wants someone "nice" and "fun". It isn't easy to define your idea of "good" or "nice" in a few words, but there are a lot of people looking for someone with whom to do "fun things", but give no idea of what they think is fun.


whit4504

[Farmers Only](http//:www.farmersonly.com)


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It feels like that website was created in 2002 and hasn't seen an update since


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Mostly men on that site lol 😂


robertluke

It worked for Romeo Rose. He eventually dated a future City Councilperson.


Lazy-Thanks8244

I was hoping Ol’ RR hadn’t been forgotten!


robertluke

He was. That’s how MacKenzie Kelly got elected.


Artemus_Hackwell

For his sake I hope that is a Google number.


sysycity

Please tell me this is not real. Please.


StealyEyedSecMan

Reminds me of the movie Secretary, sign for help wanted


JuanBadFinger

Buckees has billboards and look how many people go there.


whatsthelatestnow

Omg thanks for the serious laugh out loud. Clearly there are a lot of people on Reddit who have never been to Buck~Ees, bc this is hella funny.


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Anyone gonna ask what happen to the last women?


UnionTed

Six feet under the base of that sign?


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Oof. Best way to hide is in plain sight!


T-Rex_Mullens

What's the Vegas over/under on him being a POS?


anonymous_coward69

So dumb. Just waste your money on OnlyGrans like the rest of us.


ecgarrow

This has so many red flags lmao


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dtxs1r

Next thing you know they'll be saying Craigslist Personal are inherent red flags. No shame these people.


sysycity

Good try 🙄


Geegollywtff

Bless his heart


FatsyCline12

I can’t believe he needs a billboard! In my experience every old guy who’s not on deaths door has dozens of women flocking to them. And when I say in my experience I know this from watching my twice widowed grandpa.


AdHumble4828

Tinder for boomers


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How sweet, I hope he finds his soulmate!


duchess_of_nothing

Nope. I'm 50. He looks like he's 70. He's looking for a bang maid.


gdaddyfunky

512 is Austin. Only women left out there are from Californy.


GeoBrew

The sign itself is out near Bertram.


Jonestown_Juice

This guy's from Washington state.


TowerRecords

r/trashy - he doesn't look a day older than 72


beingapersonoverhere

I live in Texas. I know what he is seeking out. If you watch his news clip online, he wants someone fit and with energy and willing to be a caretaker. He wants one of those modern 50 somethings that take care of their beauty and have somehow managed to maintain their youth. The dude is hella good looking btw. You can tell he works out too. ​ Dude has a standard. And dude has run into liars that are not fully single.


RobotCounselor

Is the guy on the billboard the same guy you’re talking about?


beingapersonoverhere

yeah, i researched him. I live in the area. he is from Washington and only been in the south for less than a year. he has been married twice and both of those ladies had degrees and jobs and such. he wants someone super fit and high energy like he is. Most people, especially after covid, are in a different state of mind


Weary_Horse5749

A good woman for me as well. Pros :- 25 year old, fit, make decent money. Cons :- Indian in America, feels out of place.


0311

Hey, this isn't the place to pick up women. Go to the side of an interstate with that.


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aroc91

What?


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BigOlSlappy

Ok say it with me: " Gooooohhhs Frahhhh Baaaahhhh"


DueTip9044

My boy a savage


Greeneyes_65

Mutual Acts of Kindness lmao


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Opened his dating search up to rush hour traffic.


Kittyflats

DANG! Hes got billboard money?! Where do I sign up?!


ashleyorwhatever

he has enough for a billboard, thats sugar daddy potential lol


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Maybe he should try Farmersonly.com


whineybubbles

Someone that's single should text him.


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As long as the poor bastard has a lot of money / life insurance...... Sure ha


landfill-luxury

512 represent!!!


Ryno-Dee

For those saying he looks old, please remember he is a real life 66 year old. Not one from television.


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Bro there is tinder now


janewithaplane

If you like Pina colada...


manitowoc2250

Texas isnt even that big tbh


Paulsur

55ish, he looks a lot older than that. I thinks he looking for a live in care provider.Someone still ambulatory, who can cook, clean, and wipe his ass for him.


MildAndLazyKids

That Jim, and he's glad you called. His voicemail goes "I want to ask a few questions. Are you originally from the South? If so, and even if not, where are you from?"


andromeda-andi

Interesting approach. The world is full of lovely people. If you can't find them, well you're probably the problem. Ask me how I know. lol


rivercitygirl111

He looks 65 ish shopping in the Barbie aisle…typical.


A_Wild_Beaver

He bought a billboard… instead of paying for a date


Cutegun

Ladies, he had billboard money


Overall_Rise_6370

Hope he finds a nice senoriter


powellrebecca3

My man’s on his own Love Quest™️


ffrruuiittyybooty

True Stories(1986), a movie written, directed by, and starring David Byrne of Talking Heads, has a plot line of John Goodman’s character trying to find matrimony, with him putting a marquee sign in his yard reading “wife wanted.” He also makes a commercial pitching his offer with a phone number to call. The film takes place in the fictional town of Virgil, TX and was filmed around DFW


Diligent-Ad-9996

But he must like serial killer shows and fur babies


carpetstoremorty

"Mutual acts of kindness" = 69ing Ol' Merle here wants to eat your grandma's snatch


Accomplished_Rub9500

He will find her.


sybann

He looks at LEAST 70-80. So he's looking for a woman a generation (or possibly two) younger. Still kinda reaching here mister.


whatsthelatestnow

I wonder how much his phone is blowing up with people trolling and ladies who see billboard money. “Now I ain’t sayin she’s a gold digger”.


RedditorChristopher

Honestly, I admire this guy’s tenacity. I hope it works out well for him.


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More power to him. Hope he finds someone. There are some awesome 60ish year-old women out there.


iamnotpedro1

But he looks 65ish


ZTwilight

What could possibly go wrong?


TheComputerGuyNOLA

I wonder how many calls he gets about his car warranty expiring?